Steve Byrne's Street Fighting Stories | PKA

that's coming up later on the show we'll get to that yeah of course but yes D burn on and I think all three of us here have the same story that we found really fascinating that whether we heard you tell I'll let one of them take it but but it's the street fighting right guys yeah seems like there are a lot of those stories I look at Steve and I don't think you don't look like like a bas Rutten type guy I don't expect you to have like all these stories of mixing it up in the streets and the bars and hotel rooms and stuff like that but I'd be wrong mmm that helps it's the whiskey whiskey helps but yeah I think uh you know I I played hockey all my life I think that's kind of like part of it it's like if you're if you're playing a game and you know somebody's getting a little rough you just drop the gloves and throw the sweater over and you just start going to going to town but uh by no means am I like our Chuck Norris honey you know I'm not a badass but I when I was younger for sure I had a little a little edge but you know two kids Oh two kids in the wife will call that okay you said that but when's the last time you got into a physical altercation oh well the last time I almost got into a physical yeah you mean actually or almost I'll take them I'll take both well almost was about two weeks ago I went to I went to a movie theater and I went to go see uh it doesn't even matter what I went to see but I once saw a movie with my buddies he was Joker and to violence no I was inspired yeah yeah no I went and saw this movie with my buddies and there was a couple and the way back like the [ __ ] seats you know the last round earlier that seeds and they uh they were talking the whole movie I'm talking the whole movie and you know it's our clients Los Angeles you think they're not gonna be talking as much but they they were and you know I was just like you know what are you gonna do so while using the bathroom at the end of the movie and we're talking about it and a guy next to me was talking about did you hear that couple is like yeah I didn't know this guy and so we come out of the bathroom and the couple is walking out and they're talking and I just I couldn't help myself yap yap yap the whole [ __ ] movie and next thing I know this guy beefs up he's coming at me and he picked up a table and actually went to go throw it at me a whole a whole table and I'm just sitting there and I'm going to myself I'm saying myself if I tell my if I call my wife an hour from now from the jail by this is gonna be a horrible holiday season so it's like I just don't engage was like you know 10 15 years ago when I was single and you got nothing to lose it's like yeah all right that's that's are you going to handle it is just be like yap yap-yap [ __ ] talking the whole time you constant he comes responding like it's also like you can pick up on these things where when he picked up the table one like this and then he put it down I was like god he's never gonna hit me because if he was going to he would just walk up and he would shove me or he'd hit me I think after a while when you've been into altercations you just you can smell when it's actually gonna happen and I yeah also I also you know I came up at a time when I was in college where all those great independent films would come out like swingers and Fight Club and Fight Club came out I remember I don't know not that you want to romanticize fighting but I remember Brad Pitt one of those lines he said was how much do you know about yourself until you've been in a fight and I was just kind of thought that was kind of cool not anymore though cuz I'm already five I got two kids that I got their wife and you can't be doing that it didn't week that's happened you gotta to it has even been a month Steve can you lower your gain again it's louder than it was pretty sure yeah yeah hold on I got a because I I'm not used to this hold on I gotta I gotta do the thing right the settings yeah yeah and here we go and is that better yeah yeah that's interesting all right so woody when is that I think woody maybe the last time that you all just go with almost almost I think was the gravel guy in your yard that where you guys had that altercation oh yes it's only been a week you know he wouldn't move his gravel truck for you yeah and the last one I heard from Taylor maybe when you pick that kid up who was Stan trying to save a parking space football game and you literally picked him up and moved him out of the the parking space forest that would probably be when I was in prison yeah yeah on the high horse here it's not it's it's a boring tale you know what you touched the wrong racist television set and they get a little upset oh that's the indication I'm sorry I I took that as you saying that's why you were in prison some sort of transgression I'm now the the thing that almost got me in the fight was touching the the wrong races well it wasn't even his it's complicated it wasn't his television it was that was the white people team do some jello shots with you guys hey be fun it'd be fun I turned you up cuz it was just low um is it low now you want me to turn it up I can fix that on my end but I can't fix his blown-out so I think yeah I think we're good now I don't know if we can do any better yeah I bumped you back up and I'm hearing you loud and clear now we're storming ahead it's all like is this better you're good that okay I think he stopped went with it [ __ ] perfect absolutely perfectly so you talked about the last time you almost got in an altercation when was the last time you got in a full-blown living a real one I mean probably the last time I got into a fight was playing hockey playing ice hockey it was and this is so bad this is again like III joined this men's league in Pasadena yeah play back like 2018 or so this is three years ago you know I'm playing ice hockey it's a pickup League where you go and you pay you know whatever and it's at noon you show up and you just skate with a bunch of people they have two goalies and I tell I've done it a few times and I tell my wife and my daughter at the time like why'd you guys come you can watch you know and they go of course yeah play hockey and I'm skating and like a teenager or a college kid shoved his stick in between my knees and it's like you know at 40 I can't be taken out at the knees and there's no less there and stuff so I go hey man come on so I come on up and ice again and he does it again I go come on man you can't be doing that and then it was the third time he did it I just kind of snapped back and I shuts him and his buddy came in and his buddy shoved me back and I just absolutely dropped my gloves I go after him and I'm just drilling him and I just remember seeing my wife pick up my daughter and she's walking out of my okay that was the last time and you know I just can't be doing posting an immensely first of all how are you able to punch it when we just punching the cage that all those guys wear cuz that's pretty tough well in the adult league it's like half Iser it's all just kind of plastic so you're kind of like hitting it to kind of jostle it free and then you're going to skin the skin but I don't even think that fully counts I think your wife was rash taking your daughter out of there that's the rules I think so too I think that you would want to see how a man behaves when push comes to shove you know and knowing that there's a guardian yes no infractions that could have crippled me for life prior to that you didn't see them cuz you didn't weren't paying attention yeah but I think that you know before I think you guys were referencing a fight in Phoenix that I was in mm-hmm that we were talking about that I was I don't know I've heard a couple yeah I heard the one about a win a fight when you spat on the cab drivers back window the elevator one was one of my favorites elevator one when you were that's very racist young lady defending the honor of the racist young lady great I wish we hadn't lost we'll get him back in the sending the honor of the racist young lady because at some point like you've already committed you're in too deep you can't back out but I won't spoil any of that story cuz it's very funny yeah which our friend Steve was whenever he gets back yes I could have my own from while he's gone I this is like September and this guy's like actually my friend right but towing something about it is just high-intensity things are going ruff this is acrobatic paragliding towing stuff and it is always just it's it's so tense that relationships are strained every toe Club everywhere in this parrot world okay so he's showing me how another guy is two alpha and by doing that he puts his arm over my shoulder in almost a headlock and he's rough and he's laying like that he's like grinding me at it and and pulling my head down he's shorter than me so he's making me like bend over and I laugh with him and say hey man I don't like that but then he does it again and right and it's just like well now we've so you shot him now we switched from a demonstration of like oh oh yeah what someone else did to him to him doing it to me right he heard I didn't like it and took it as an invitation to bully me and so with his arm over me like that he was prone to a hip toss I rolled him over my back feet way up in the air and I put him down gently but but he was there looking up at me and I continued to walk on and I imagine you go into a kata at that point and we're still friends and everything is cool I mean I I've replayed it in my mind a couple of times because I'm wired that way cuz I'm stupid and I'm like you know I'm kind of okay with how that went down right like okay with how that went down too yeah yeah a hip throw is a humiliating way to get tossed in a street fight well it's a humiliate what it was it was like there was some sort of like Big Brother sort of like I can pick on what he kind of thing and then quickly the guy realized would he can probably murder me right here with their hands and and he's just a nice fella who's being kind enough not to finish his key off yeah welcome back welcome back I'm back we know we're yeah what we're saying was you were referencing you're asking which fight we were referencing and you mentioned the Phoenix one and I was just saying that the couple that I heard you speak about when you spit on the cab drivers car which seems mildly your fault and when you were something we've all done ok it's ok he was a little rude but you know it was a spit and then when you completely justifiably defended the honor of that incredibly racist young white lady in the elevator I think she was pretty pretty hot yeah ugly girl drops an N bomb and you're there you're just like good boys if that's an Ohio for she's got a fend for herself yeah when you were so I'll let you run through that just the version of that defending the racist girl story cuz I have a couple questions about about that ok yeah so so basically what happened was I did the show and you're young you're single you go out afterwards you meet some girls me and this other comic met some girls we paired up and then it's the end of the night and I'm like yeah I'm gonna walk these girls to their to the car in the parking garage and he's like oh I'm gonna stay here so this comic and I are talking as the girls walk down the hall I eventually went over ketchup and there's a guy holding open the elevator doors and he's basically saying come on girl give me your number give me a number she's like yeah we're good here and he's there with four or five other guys and he is african-american there's there's a reason I'm saying this too part of the story so he just keeps asking for the number and I'm just kind of standing in the back like alright I guess I gotta go in at some point so he's like come on girl give me a number give me numbers check I'm not giving you my number and I go under his arm I'm like look I get it guys you know they're cute girls but you know let's just let's just call it a night here right and the guy he's just absolutely ignoring me I do not exist I'm Patrick Swayze and ghosts I'm not there and he keeps talking this girl and he's going come on girl don't you want to hang with this bling don't you wanna hang this bling she's like I don't want your bling do you not get my number his buddies start tapping him on the shoulder like come on buddy let's go and then he says it one more time and she goes I'm not giving you my number you and then she drops the n-bomb and I just remember said we what's that says she's playing for keeps and everything you know you always hear those things that happen in slow motion everything happened in slow motion I remember him walking in the door shut in behind his boys as the boys are trying to get the girl open and I see him starting to walk towards this girl and you know I don't know what's gonna happen when that elevators can find space so I kind of stand in front of him we grab each other and just instinctually I just pulled his shirt over his head and I'm just as hard and as fast as I can and he's going chill dawg chill I go you done are you done he goes chill dawg chug girl are you done he goes I'm done I'm done so I let go of him I kind of stand off to the corner the girls crying her friend is hugging her like consoling her and because we're jostling around so much we shook the elevator off it's off its course my favorite our stock we're just sitting there so these girls are crying I'm standing there the guys pulling his shirt over his head he's a little banged up and I just remembered Sarah smiles by Hall and Oates is playing my bro I'll never forget this song and then he keeps like looking at me and he's just staring at me and I'm thinking he's gonna take another pop so be ready he's gonna hit me again and he's looking at me then I just I'm I'm not even good pretend looking at I look back at him cuz I'm waiting for him to hit me again and then he just looks at me goes have you been on BET's comicview what are you doing in town I go I was at The Improv tonight I'm doing a show with a bunch of my buddies and that's how I met this so he starts laughs and she kind of chuckles but she's distraught and I I don't remember talking to after that and next thing I know he hear boom and the elevator goes back and we're going up and as we're going up like yeah if you want tickets I'll get you and your friends tickets or whatever he's like ah thanks man that's cool the doors open as soon as they open I just get bum rush because his friends had heard everything so I got a pop pop pop shirt ripped and next thing I know the hotel desk clerk comes over he goes I called the cops so you guys hang tight they didn't hang tight the girls are hitting the button in the elevator to go down to their car and I'm sitting there in the lobby with my shirt ripped I'm bleeding from my eye and the other comic that I was hanging out with comes out of he comes out of the business center holding a coffee and he goes I just left you what it all was probably eight minutes long it was it was crazy it was the last that was one of my favorite ones those guys missed out on some free tickets you were about to hook them all up I was about to hook him up I wonder if they stopped and said aw dude I love your Bruce Lee bit if you would have still came through with the tickets just point him out only brought one shirt that's why I look so to show was there any part when she was when she dropped the N bomb where you were like you know I could cut and run right now or were you like you know I'm already in too deep with this I'm playing the defender I got it I got it you know yeah there's no way believe me if there was a door I could walk out of and go she's but yeah but it was it was too late unless I do the the hatch up top tailored then I'm not mission impossible Hiller what do you do in that scenario do you do you attack this gentleman who may or may not be about to do harm upon this young racist lady or do you join him and beating her dad I turn and absolutely pound this contrite in the side just boom you know what I pull her shirt over her head and I start giving her the OL one-two and then as I'm doing it I'm like see I'm on your side don't you hate those whites goddamn white people these whites yes this would be a fight in a staircase even more dangerous I got a I got I know this person it sounded like you're sort of tangentially acquainted with this young lady I think I think she's on her own I would start when the booze kicks in and you're wrapped up in the night you kind of you know who knows what's gonna happen if I was rationally thinking I probably would have been and half the altercation see when I'm not when I'm sobering up at the movie theater I don't engage but when I'm you know probably eight lemon drop shots in because I was working these girls you know black on an elevator I'm curious do you know who invented the elevator or did you just assume he was white I think he was white yes because it's always it's always says Otis on every elevator era Benin oh this is a very white name it is Alicia graves Otis and he's a white guy it was a good assumption and I don't know if any one guy and I like I'm making this up in my hand I feel like the elevator is kind of an evolutionary invention but this guy was the founder of the Otis Elevator Company and yes all that matters is that you get the credit didn't like Edison steel a ton of [ __ ] from oh yes look it should encourage yeah well so who do you think invented the telephone nobody knows it's that Italian guy that uh whose name I don't even know there you go Alexander Graham Bell yeah not him now I know the Italian guy who is like this is such a good invention and then sure is all mine now yeah elevators are areas that are prone to physical violence there's something about the elevator something about that you can stop somebody in their tracks you know yeah do that with stairs really you just keep going you know an escalator it stops for no man but something about an elevator for somebody just go nah you're going nowhere not to lose not till you and I settle up you're going nowhere not in ten maintenance gets here and even though it's a completely there's no physical exertion involved you're just gonna sit there in the elevator you're like come on I'm ready to go I'm ready to start my elevator ride you're almost like a little kid again where you're like I want the elevator it's kind of fun I don't want to admit it but it's gonna take me up real high woody and I were in an elevator one time and his cab driver shows up for his shuttle driver and the guy thinks that what he owes him money but in fact what he had paid some time package deal the guy has gotten his money just not cash out of what he's hand I thought we were about to do battle right there in the [ __ ] lobby and I was down you I wanted to beat that guy so my code out I did not like him talking to you like I was like I was like I was so close to attacking that manager it was $20 wasn't a lot of money and we both felt like we were right it Machinima had paid for my shuttle that's that was the scoop but he felt like I should have paid for my shuttle like there with cash and there was some sort of confusion it is conceivable that he's right and machinima didn't pay like they said they arranged her who does sounds like them right but but you know to my knowledge he had already been paid in that wasn't on the hook for this and it was $20 do you fight over $20 you just yeah whatever I guess he's the principal it's crazy I almost want to take a 20 rip it and throw it at him and I just I was so upset about the principle of the matter and him being him in like [ __ ] holding that door and like we please foot in and I think yeah it like he just didn't want us to go anywhere and and like I had kid what if I took a 20 balled it up and like jump shot it or something he stood no chance that was the other thing that was a little infuriating it's like either one of us would have won that fight little over us yes I'm short and or fat he was older older probably like late mid 50s maybe 50 55 and out of shape and like stinking of cigarettes and is like you gotta get your [ __ ] pushed in old man like right here in the lobby and we're gonna be up in our rooms and nobody's gonna know who did this to you clear cuz you're ugly except for these elevators he was he definitely in the wrong he was some his perspective we told Bobby were right everybody thought they were right in this you know that I guess that's how it normally goes but yeah he felt like I hadn't paid him and I felt like he's asking for double payment yeah yeah absolutely yeah [ __ ] that guy I'm still mad at that guy I take a little slice like that very seriously when you told the story the other day about the gravel guy who is on your payroll technically he's a subcontractor of your contractor and he's like not gonna move out of your [ __ ] way but like I'm looking like red in the face he needs a woman yeah yeah

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