What 'Glitch In The System' Are You Taking Advantage Of? [Part 2] (r/AskReddit)

what rich in the system are you exploiting one of the washing machines at my college only costs a quarter as opposed to the normal dollar I'm saving tens tens I tell you there is a washing machine at my college that accepts chuck-e-cheese tokens which are four for a dollar as a dollar I called into the Dunkin Donuts hotline once for the survey they give you a five digit number to bring in two dunks and you get a free doughnut I've been getting a free donut with random numbers on a receipt for quite some time my initial gym membership was for three months I was just going to wait till the very end of the three months to renew my membership it's after three months and no one is telling me to renew my membership found out no one actually put in an expiration date so the system hasn't kicked it back to tell them I need to renew my membership I know it's just a matter of time until someone notices it's been an additional five months and no one has said anything in 2007 I had a flip phone which had an option to gain access to the internet for $0.99 a day if I ordered one day's worth and cancelled after that but they forgot to turn it off I still had internet access but the bill only read $0.99 for the one day seven years later here I still am with free data many years back I got a hold off the manual to a prized machine at my local mall I found out that this system had symbol set claw tension to adequate every 100 attempts program in it I was fee because I found out that these machines were not about skill but about luck on the other hand I found an unlocked panel on the back of the machine that allowed me to turn this function off and maximize cloth strength every game the lazy owner just didn't buy a lock for it so every time I played I won some small electronic or toy best thing I ever got from this knowledge was a Gameboy micro the Domino's Pizza closest to my house has a broken coupon in the Domino's mobile app three medium one topping pizzas for 5.99 each comes to three pizzas for 5.99 total been that way for weeks what's the code I take smoke breaks of work I don't smoke hey if they're allowed to have breaks you sure - yay workplace equality I make free money by using the ATM my local grocery is cash only with an ATM their ATM prints and install coupon equal to the ATM fee my credit union also refundable ATM fees so free money I use a USAA bTW public transit in my area sells day passes for nine dollars I've used the same day pass for two years I have a transit pass that has been mysteriously refilling itself with monthly passes for over three years now it has unlimited travel passes until 2018 currently in it bus here is two dollars and fifty cents I take the bus daily I used to go to an online school and they had a way to see what tabs you had open on the current browser when taking a test but I had a second monitor and just put a different browser on it and look up the answers on it I take classes online and while this might work for something taken on lockdown it won't if you have a proctored test and use Proctor oh they have to be allowed to remote control your desktop and check for any other monitors running on the same computer as well as give a 360 of the room you're working in and watch you while you take it whenever someone is passive-aggressive I just pretend like they were being sincere go ahead do whatever you want and then I cheerfully say thanks and go do whatever I want this is something I've been doing forever and it's freaking great especially if the only way they can express their displeasure is through more passive-aggressive BS em sitting at work enjoying the fact that my employer almost doubled my salary by accident on a new contract they cannot change it work is also almost dead so I get paid almost double to jerk around on reddit note this is a contract role for an our company whilst my own business goes through a slow period it won't last forever my so will always reply with I don't care when asked where do you want to eat so when this happens I start talking about going to a place that she hates she will shut that down and I'll offer another place that's worse finally I'll say I'm out of ideas you pick and she does it has worked every time for me so far and I'm really hoping she never catches on I did the shorter version of this she would say I don't care and I would take us to a Chinese buffet my favorite type of place to eat after the second or third time we ate at a buffet she started picking when I asked her I used to live by a hotel and eat free breakfast almost every morning there during their complimentary breakfast saved me a lot of money I am maintaining a very zen family plan with unlimited data on three out of four lines and subsidized phones there isn't stopped offering unlimited data plans years ago and they have since instituted a policy of not offering subsidized phone pricing to grandfather unlimited customers however any line with @ed data plan is still eligible for said pricing we had three unlimited lines before they stopped then we added a 4gb plan to the remaining line the following year members of the varies and family plan can trade upgrade dates with each other so when an unlimited line is ready to upgrade we trade the upgrade date with the 4gb line let the 4gb line upgrade to a new phone swap the new phone over to the unlimited line and reactivate the 4gb lines current phone it is a wonderful loophole we live in sad thing is you have to jump through all these hoops when unlimited data should be the industry norm and data speeds should be the area of competition nope we all get screwed back in the days of phone booths I accidentally discovered that removing the fuse from the plastic box on the outside caused the phone to simply capture and hold all coins deposited when the fuse was replaced there would be a pause and then car ching-ching-ching Las Vegas style jackpot being a starving college student with no money for the dining halls I set up a route around town on my motorcycle pulling fuses and replacing them and paying my cafeteria bills I quit when my guilt got the best of me it was however like discovering a gold mine right before my eyes I'm not a law talking guy but that's not stealing you're basically doing your duty as a citizen to collect to the dangerous discs of metal that the phone is ejaculating I applaud you the bookstore at my old university had huge lines at the beginning of term I'm talking like an hour wait it also had a technology section and if you bought something from that section you could make other purchases there at the same time they sold guitar picks in this section so I'd buy one and spend 25 cents to save myself an hour buddy if you're buying textbooks from the University Bookstore the system is exploiting you not the other way around as long as I keep my cell phone contract the way it is I will not lose unlimited data after being grandfathered into it and yes I need unlimited data my commute is 1 hour by train each way every day and the record use was 32 gigabytes in one month I had this until the see of a salesperson convinced my mom to cancel it I was unreasonably attached to that data plan ah online assignments and quizzes I take turns with the classmate taking the quizzes and doing homework first we do it together that we alternate who gets the original score and then the results are available after we finished the assignment quiz and the other person gets 100% make sure to take your time when doing this a group of friends did this on an online University midterm and the only reason they got caught was not because they all got 100% but because their time to submit the quiz was like 1 minute 30 seconds for 100 questions so it was quite obvious what they were doing my grocery store has a water machine for filling your own jugs you pay point two-five a gallon at checkout I have a jug that is one one half gallons I always pay for one gallon oh wow the excitement Nastia once had a promotion where if you bought a case of 12 cans of iced tea you could use the coupon on the box to get another case of 12 cans for free the thing was that the free case also had a coupon on it with some friendly bought 8 cases and proceeded to loot four or five grocery stores ended up with over 250 cases of fricking nest year for around $30 when I was in secondary school the school would give free bus passes to those who lived over a certain amount of miles away when I graduated and went back for sixth form for those not in the UK sixth form is optional further education that takes place in a high school they no longer supplied bus passes since you were in higher education so I took my old Parson to my brother's new pass he still attended the school scanned them into Photoshop and updated the date on mine so it was valid for the year printed it out and laminated it once it was in the laminate and inside the laminate part of my wallet for bus passes it was impossible to spot the difference saved six pounds a day which is a freaking huge deal for a 16 year old I was playing skee-ball the other day at an arcade with my nephews in the machine broke a technician came and fixed it but after he left and turned it back on it played on limited games I racked up hundreds of tickets got one of those stuffed animal snakes as a prize worth it I totally loved skee-ball you're gonna love it even more when you realize it's spelled sake ball bought a monthly bus pass same driver every day told me he knew I have a pass so I don't have to show it to him now if I forget to buy my Monthly Pass for a few days or a week it doesn't cost me at my old job we had to log in this system the boss custom made himself every day this was used to track your hours the system grabs the time from the desktop use to sign-in you late for work change the time on the computer log in and change the time back you want to sneak out early come in the next day and change the date and time log out change the time back and log back in I got more work done than any of the other employees so the boss turns a blind eye as long as I don't tell my fellow employees except that it was the fellow employees who told me of this trick if I was your boss I'd write the program to grab the server time but show you that it is grabbing the desktop time then I'd know who is honest and who is stealing from me I'm an attractive guy so people tell me with horrible self-esteem so I've saved a ton of money by not having a girlfriend in the past four yes I engage my windshield spray and wipers when I'm being tailgated it infuriates them even more I simply gradually show down my apartment complex every three months or so has a promo email your friends about moving to complex name and get a $10 Starbucks gift card every three months I send a bull's email to my other email address every three months I get a Starbucks gift card did I mention I haven't lived there in over a year I moved to a new apartment a few months ago and called Comcast to transfer my service they stopped service at my last place and allowed me to connect my modem but never started billing me going on four months of free internet now they'll catch on soon enough and probably charge you late fees up the ass it's not fair but it is Comcast in my college directory I was put in as an honors student was accepted bid declined and now I get to keep library books out an extra week how to get past my school's page blocker thingie one type the URL of the site you want into the left box on google translate a to when the right box is set to a language that is not the left box's language click on the URL 3 a toolbar will appear in the top right corner there will be a button that says original click this to view it in whatever language it was before you change it for enjoy read it holy crap my high school fix this in like 2007 you're lucky it still works and yours this morning my laundry came out with an even amount of socks so you could say things are going pretty well for me right now you actually lost - instead of just one like normal I found a life hack where if I drink every day I forget how much I hate myself works like a charm my job charges for parking so I park my car at the grocery store across the street for free their parking lot is never full so no one loses a spot I park for free and I get a little exercise I'm off meal plan this year it's really easy to sneak into the dining here so whenever I don't feel like cooking I get a free all-you-can-eat meal it's really hard to sneak into the cafe in my college spotify playlist equals fully tuned music library if you are on android you can get a pc equivalent Spotify by routing then installing sposed in the module tablet metrics you get tablets Spotify on a phone tablet Spotify doesn't make you play only on shuffle mode canceling Comcast internet every year renewing for the promotion price in 2012 I was admitted into the computer science co-op program at a top university in Canada since then one register for five courses and don't pay my tuition to tell the University I need time to pay the tuition they extend the deadline to pay tuition and make the deadlines a month after registering for courses three applied to co-op jobs some four months some eight months some one-year for when the company asks for proof that I'm a student I show them my transcript on my transcript it shows that I am registered as a full-time student in the university I'm taking five courses and I'm enrolled in co-op computer science five job sees it I'm definitely a full-time co-op student and so they give me the offer because I'm pretty good with interviews since I'm so used to them now six I accept the job offer get the job don't pay my tuition by the deadline so the university removes me from my courses seven repeat the same process again it's been two years and I'm still a first year student I've gathered a lot of work experience and great at interviews got really good recommendation letters and I know programming inside-out if it is too hard for me to get a good full-time job because I do not have a degree I will go back to university and finish up studies I'm only 20 so it's not too big of an issue for me at the moment the university I go to has high fees housing tuition food etc which I legitimately couldn't afford since my brother is in med school and my dad is paying all the fees for my brother med school fees are a lot my dad couldn't have paying for my entire tuition as well so I had to find a way to solve this issue especially during the first and a half and every year you save some other poor slob from unfair University bills by clogging up the system great work there's a class in my college that's offered under two different sets of curriculum one listing for mining engineers and the other listing is for geological engineers and geology students but this class while offered under two different names is in fact the same exact class for both sets of students because it is taught by the same teacher at the same time in the same room thus we all take the same thing together however the beauty of it is this because you can retake it under the different name and because taking one extra geology class past the typical course load for a mining engineer is required for a minor in geology by retaking it you qualify for a minor in geology essentially you get six credit hours worth of class for three credit hours worth of work and because it is a blow off class it is a serious GPA booster very rarely do people get B's I work as a geographer for my job we absolutely need satellite imagery and are not allowed to use Google Earth our imagery server is down and I can't do any work until it's restored I'm using that platoon our system to be on Reddit while at work off the books working Sainsbury's gives out triple points if you spend 30 pounds vouchers I have discovered that you can scan the voucher at self-service and still get the points regardless of how much you spent it basically relies on your being honest at the till my wife and I got married at age 19 one of the reasons we got married so soon instead of having a prolonged engagement is because her parents are awful and wouldn't offer her any kind of financial support but fully expected her to go to college that expectation eventually led to a nasty discernment from her dad and stepmother who were unbelievably controlling in her life since we were already engaged we decided to speed up the wedding process in order to apply for financial aid from the college we were attending since we had already been to premarital counseling classes was stupid in love because the two office were technically and legally below the poverty line after the wedding we both received grants not loans that allowed her to go to college without having to go into enormous debt and we get locked into qualifying for those grants for five years after our freshman year we made an additional $9 K a year off of free college money that we don't have to pay back also I use WinRAR I don't pay for it nice try system I'm saving myself years of expenses by driving myself to an early grave fueled by depression and anxiety you have been visited by the cute puppy of charisma and flirting three smoothing talking and successful flirts will come to you but only if you comment hey there popper below this picture if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people [Music]

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Length: 18min 48sec (1128 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 22 2019