Doctors of Reddit: You Are NOT The Father. What Happened Next? (Medical Stories r/AskReddit)

doctors and nurses offered it have you ever witnessed a couple have a child that was obviously not the father's if so what happened my husband and I were visiting our friends who just had a baby we are the godparents and we were standing in the hallway talking to both sets of grandparents well apparently the hospital has a rule that only five visitors may be present in the hallway but the security guard had let all six of us in for some reason and we didn't realize it this nasty nurse comes up to us notes that there are six of us tells us someone will have to leave immediately and then turns to my husband and says oh are you the daddy without missing a beat he says that's what we're all trying to figure out here she gets a look of horror on her face and backs away well he's got that dad jokes ready to go low my aunt is a nurse in the maternity ward she had a couple come in where they were both very black lady his baby and it is ykf like totally pale no trace of any pigment they put the baby on her mom and the mom starts yelling about how this isn't her baby and they stole her baby in all fairness you can be very confused during after delivery it wasn't stupidity just sobbing and freaking out in the father is just sitting there and looks very confused but castle even he's realizing that even if she did sheet there is no way the baby would be that white the doctor and nurses are trying to assure her that this is her baby and the skin usually darkens later come to find out when he called his mom she pointed out that they have a second cousin who is albino and maybe baby got that ging turns out that's what happened baby he was Albina finally one happy ending in this entire thread I work labor and delivery had a very young mother coming accompanied by her parents she was just 12 - 13 and parents looked stuffy and kept telling her should've had an abortion she was too young etc her mother was silent the whole time but leak tears for her constantly while she labboard I received a call from a very young boy who said he was her boyfriend his trendy voice explained that her father wouldn't come to the hospital I explained that I couldn't give out information but he could talk to her afterward I went in tailed her he had called and she showed me a picture of him he was white straight red hair pimply and tiny the runt of the litter about an hour later her phys ed teacher stopped by to check on her which I thought was odd we didn't get many teachers checking on students he was as opposite of the boyfriend as he could get tall very muscular beautiful smile and rich chocolate brown skin the girl's father accompanied her to the delivery room odd buttock a the more she pushed the louder she cried in between she kept say sorry daddy finally out slid a very beautiful chocolate brown baby boy I thought her father was going to pass a freak out on my delivery room floor I did my usual it's a boy and said nothing else I handed him off to a nursery nurse and got dad a chair the new mom said I'm sorry daddy over and over again her mum now Frank up came to see the baby took one look started asking God for forgiveness and left I sent her dad home a short bit later admonishing him to react at home not here I set up a time for our counselor to meet with him before I left after talking to new mum she admitted her gym teacher had been giving her special treatment I explained sex to her and she said she'd only kissed the BFF but had stayed after school to be with a gym teacher I'm state mandated to report child abuse so I did two weeks later with her world shattered her baby was given up for adoption I wish had the best of note this was 1989 hug I've been reading this thread every now and then today and this one is seriously one of the worst ones I've read it seems like the poor thing didn't even realize that something bad had happened to her I hope she's okay and not suffering too much worked in the Army Hospital on featuring Lewis a woman came in for belly pain and we found out and told her she was 10 weeks pregnant the husband at the bedside started laughing grabbed his coat and left the room explaining to the stat he had been in Afghanistan until three weeks prior he looked back into her and just said well that's that Britta I always liked how classily he left her while she just silently stared off into space when my son was born they took my blood in his for a paternity test my wife flipped the nurse explained that if my son came back not mine they would have to ship her off to a local civilian hospital for whatever regulation they had to follow Army Hospital she still talks about it to this day I work in anesthesia one of my colleagues had someone vaginally deliver a baby with Steve's lunchbox tattooed above the birth canal the OB Jin said to the father after the delivery congratulations Steve the guy replied that his name was indeed not Steve don't know if that counts that was a really poor tattoo choice I had a vasectomy while chatting with the doctor he told me about another patient this guy had three kids and came in for the snip snip because he and his wife decided they were done having children the doc opened up his sack and found nothing to snip this guy was born without the ability to have any children the poor doctor had to explain to him what happened imagines finding that out that way this is hardcore had a lesbian couple come in one of them was pregnant neither knew judging from all the screaming this information was poorly received one of my favorite cousins just did 23 and with her dad and discovered that they were not biologically related at all this is especially horrible because my aunt her mother is one of the most ridiculously zealous and judgmental people I have ever met she screams at the baby cousins when they don't behave perfectly she literally threw a pocket Bible at a woman in a grocery store after the woman was on the phone and said crap or something and she likes to send me unsolicited long letters about God's plan for my life surprisingly her husband is the most fun and laid-back person I've ever met he did not deserve this or her I had the opposite happen sort of my wife and I are both brown skin dark-haired half Mexicans and our moms are both 100% white blondes with blue and green eyes so we sort of knew it was a crapshoot with our baby but the nurse who was assisting with delivery had no idea at one point she gets tov nervous and calls for help and another I guess more senior nurse came in and nodded and came over to talk to me I thought there was something wrong with the baby and she comes over and stumbles through some questions so I was the father and no one else was coming etc then finally she awkwardly asks if either of us happen to be blond growing up I said yeah I wasn't both the baby's grandparents are blond as they come and this wave of relief went over her and she brought me over to see this blonde as heck crowning baby head it's funny because he looks just like me if you applied a gringo Instagram filter we often get awkward questions about his heritage and my wife always it's then with Yemen not sure if he's mine it's always funny to see people nod for a moment and then go wait what sometimes the copier is just low on toner not in the hospital but a friend and his GF were on-again off-again and she got pregnant she swears it says he wants a paternity test he moves in with her and to her mum she has a baby take the test test is taking a while to come back him and his family are over the moon with a baby kind of forget about it mentions it to Jeff's mom one day and she says oh yeah she didn't tell you came back a while ago totally your baby awesome all is well a few months later they're moving out and he finds the test in a box not his baby I used to work in the newborn nursery at a hospital we got the babies right from delivery cleaned them up foot printed them checked vitals etc dads usually came in with the newborns this dad comes in with this baby dad is white mom is white baby is very obviously not white the dad was very quiet standing next to this baby watching us clean it up he says quietly I don't think this is my baby you could tell he was absolutely devastated we advised him not to sign the birth certificate until he was sure not sure what happened after we sent the baby back out to mom but I felt awful for the guy I can feel his sadness through the text my best friend was dating a girl and knocked her up they got engaged and planned to get married right after the baby was born there were about 10 of us in the waiting room for her to crank out the baby it was essentially her parents his were in another state some of her friends and some of ours after sitting there for about two hours he walks out with a smirk on his face and says let's go we all thought something horrible had happened her friends asked how the baby is and he said fine but black he motioned for us to go so we followed him in the parking garage he tells us to follow him to his apartment then sends me a text asking I could put him up for a while we literally moved him out of his apartment and into my spare bedroom in like an hour tops her parents didn't know who to be mad at the confusion on their faces when he told them the baby was black was priceless ro till it's not only in American TV shows where all the friends wait at the hospital for the baby to be delivered I didn't realize that it happened in real life I was blood typing a newborn once mum was a no class baby was a plus which is more or less not possible I immediately panicked because Jesus got a mixed up the babies someone has the wrong baby we're gonna get sued they are gonna have to genetic test the entire nursery what if they subpoena me for being the idiot who discovered the problem-- I don't have insurance what if they sue me after repeating the test three times I call the floor and told them that they'd either drawn the wrong baby's blood or they'd switched babies because mom couldn't be the baby's mother law no it was a donor egg the redraw matched fine everyone was where they were supposed to be oh god my heart though you'd think they might mention something important like that my wife is an RN hospital supervisor code yellow is the code over the intercom for security large male nurses needed it rarely ever happens but every now and then over the speakers you hear a code yellow labor and delivery you know the reason from reading other subs I'd guess sometimes it's also family Grandmaster B who won't leave the delivery room or labor ward I used to work with a guy whose wife was pregnant near time for delivery everyone at our place of business had a big party with gifts money etc sooo big day comes water breaks they get in car to go to hospital she breaks the news on the way there it's not ace the kid is another race and if he could just drop her off at the hospital and then leave that would be great he took a few days off work found their new apartment moved out filed divorce etcetera he called into work and told someone what happened news spread pretty fast all congratulations cards et Cie were cleaned up and thrown away everyone was very sensitive to his pain except somehow I don't know how I did not get the news so on his first day back I walked into the office he shared with 6-7 other guys and said hey hey daddio how's fatherhood so far getting any sleep got some pictures let's see the little tyke he slowly lifted his head to look at me with a painful look the room was dead silent one of his workmates stood up grabbed my arm and walked me out of the room shushing me what happened I asked did it die what's the problem when he told me I about died myself I still feel bad for the dude and it's been 30 years hey hey daddio Mayo nice one my film says father is almost certainly not his biological dad his mom was just a genuinely terrible human being who didn't even try to hide the fact she was cheating but his dad loved him from the second he was born and when the mom decided four years later she just didn't want the kid anymore she just gave him to his dad and rode off Jay's dad ended up getting married and they tried four kids before finding out his sperm count was too low to ever father children they ended up adopting many years later he sat my film se down when my film se was 13 and told him the truth and that if Jay wanted to test they would but it was up to him Jay cried and told him he just wanted him to be his dad and that was the end of that man this is a great story what an awesome dad he has I'm not a nurse my professor was an L&D nurse and she once saw a man running between two delivery rooms both women he had impregnated went into labor and gave birth the same day supposedly the one he was married to was angry because the woman he cheated with was impregnated after the wife but had her kid ten minutes before the wife L&D is apparently the most drama-filled section of hospitals my sow is planning to be a nurse and he's going to work in L&D neonatal this year and I'm excited to hear any dramatic stories this happened when we went in to wait for my sister to give birth both families were there and it was super awkward fortunately he was not even dating either girl that was in there having his baby my grandmother was a nurse once she was assisting with delivering a baby and the ostensible father commented that the child looked good for a premature baby without thinking my grandmother told the truth that baby is not premature so I guess I know where I get my social obliviousness from I don't think that social obliviousness like there's no obligation to sit there and consider how someone could possibly be lying so you could cover it up for them if their dumb ass lies about something that easily blown open they deserve to get a blown open her coworkers aren't just found out her dad wasn't actually her dad so she was really big into genealogy and had mapped out her family tree as far as she could go she took one of those ancestry DNA tests about two months ago and her father side didn't line up with what she was expecting in fact she didn't recognize a single name that she was matched with paternally she casually asked her dad if he knew any of the names and he recognized the surname of the maintenance man at the apartment complex where he and his wife aren't mom lived shortly after they had gotten married claimed he was a lousy repairman who always flirted with his wife etc aunts mom had passed away a few years ago so she decided to not tell her dad the news my mom's friend knew her parents had a third child and gave it away so she and her sister used an online DNA test to find them they ended up learning they have different dads Nursia once had a couple coming just been the father was black and the mother was white the father was so involved so ecstatic about him becoming a father for the second time with this women nothing really seemed off until she started pushing the baby girl came out completely white blond hair and blue eyes usually black babies come out a little pale but this was just straight-out white we had to escort the father out for fear of him becoming violent but he just sat outside the room on the ground with his face in his hands that was one of the saddest moments I think I've ever seen with a father besides stillbirth odd thing after though the mom didn't want the baby and wanted nothing to do with the father probably out of guilt so she left the responsibility of this baby in their other two year-old boy to this man who didn't even question taking on this child you have been visited by waldo go subscribe to tup Dutra did and you will have good luck for two weeks I hope you enjoyed the video I post new videos every day until then check another video or don't either way have a great day you magnificent people [Music]

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Length: 16min 26sec (986 seconds)

Published: Thu May 09 2019