Weekend Update: Biden’s Approval Rating Drops, Elon Musk Wants to Buy Twitter - SNL

>>> IT'S THE "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH COLIN JOST AND MICHAEL CHE. ♪♪ >> GOOD EVENING, EVERYONE. >> WELCOME TO "WEEKEND UPDATE." I'M MICHAEL CHE. >> I'M COLIN JOST. A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT PRESIDENT BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING HAS FALLEN TO AN ALL-TIME LOW OF 33%. FOR PERSPECTIVE, THAT'S LESS THAN HALF THE APPROVAL RATING OF "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2." SONIC 2, FEATURES THE CHARACTERS TAILS AND KNUCKLES, WHICH ARE ALSO THE NAMES OF TWO GANG MEMBERS JOE BIDEN CLAIMED HE FOUGHT IN THE 1960S. A VIDEO HAS ALSO GONE VIRAL OF PRESIDENT BIDEN FINISHING A SPEECH IN NORTH CAROLINA AND APPARENTLY TURNING TO SHAKE HANDS WITH AN INVISIBLE PERSON. HEY, HER NAME IS KAMALA. >> PRESIDENT BIDEN SEEN HERE TRYING TO REMEMBER WHERE HE LEFT HIS MASK, ANNOUNCED NEW FEDERAL REGULATIONS FOR GHOST GUNS. I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF PEOPLE HAVING GHOST GUNS EITHER, BUT "IF THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, WHO YOU GONNA CALL?" >> ELON MUSK OFFERED TO BUY TWITTER FOR OVER $40 BILLION SO HE CAN LOOSEN ITS FREE SPEECH RULES. THAT'S HOW BAD WHITE GUYS WANT TO USE THE N-WORD. >> HONESTLY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO OWN TWITTER. I KNOW IT USED TO SEEM COOL AND FUN, BUT IT'S BECOME A TOXIC NIGHTMARE THAT'S DEPRESSING TO LOOK AT. IT'S BASICALLY THE JOHNNY DEPP OF APPS. I'M JUST SAYING, ELON BUILT ELECTRIC CARS AND IS GOING TO MARS. WHY IS HE EVEN INVOLVING HIMSELF WITH TWITTER. IT'S LIKE IF THE PRINCE OF ENGLAND GAVE IT ALL UP TO MARRY AN ACTOR FROM "SUITS." PLUS TWITTER ISN'T EVEN THAT PROFITABLE ANYMORE. IT JUST FEELS LIKE A BAD BUSINESS DECISION. AND I SAY THAT AS SOMEONE WHO BOUGHT A STATEN ISLAND FERRY WITH PETE. >>> INFLATION COVERS THE HIGHER PRICES MILLIONS OF FAMILIES HAVE BEEN FORCED TO PICK OUT A SECOND ONLY FANS ACCOUNT. >>> >> THE MANHUNT FOR THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY SHOOTER ENDED WITH THE SUSPECT CALLED THE POLICE TIP LINE TO SAY HE WAS IN EAST VILLAGE MCDONALD'S, WHERE, JUDGING BY THIS PHOTO, HE WAS AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLL OF GRIMACE. >> NIKAL MICHAEL, COME ON. JET BLUE HAS OFFERED TO BUY SPIRIT. SPIRIT SAID 500 FOR THE NIGHT. NO KISSING. >>> NEW TECHNOLOGY CAN PREDICT WHEN SOMEONE HAVING A FATAL HEART ATTACK. IT'S CALLED PELOTON. >>> MENTAL HEALTH EXPERTS ARE RECOMMENDING CHILDREN BE SCREENED FOR ANXIETY BECAUSE IT WITH BE STRESSFUL AT THE iPHONE FACTORY. >>> BARBIE DOLLS WERE LAUNCH UNDER TO SPACE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. ABOARD THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION. FINALLY THEY'RE GONE, SAID TWO KEN DOLLS. >>> A BRAZILIAN MAN -- THERE WE GO. SORRY. A BRAZILIAN MANNED TO THE UNDERGO EMERGENCY SURGERY AFTER HE GOT FOUR-POUND DUMB BELL STUCK IN HIS IN AS. HE SHOVED IT BACK UP THERE AND SAID TWO. ANYWAY. THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS WIPE DOWN THE EQUIPMENT. >>> A NEW JERSEY MAN WAS ARRESTED AFTER HE RAN OVER A WOMAN MULTIPLE TIMES IN A ROAD RAGE INCIDENT, SAID THE WOMAN, SORRY, SORRY. >>> GOOGLE EARTH HAS RELEASED A NEW FEATURE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE TO SEE A TIME LAPSE OF HOW THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST 40 YEARS. DON'T REMIND ME, SAID MY GRANDPA. >>> A POLICE OFFICER IN SAN FRANCISCO PULLING OVER A DRIVERLESS CAR AND PULLING AWAY AFTER THE OFFICER SAW NO ONE WAS BEHIND THE WHEEL. STILL AMAZING, HE STILL MANAGED TO SHOOT AN UNARMED BLACK GUY. >>> KRISPY KREME IS RUNNING A PROMOTION OFFERING A DOZEN DOUGHNUTS FOR $4.11, THE AVERAGE PRICE OF A GALLON OF GAS. NOW YOUR CAR IS GOING TO HAVE TO WORK HARDER TO DRAG YOUR FAT AS AROUND.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 5min 27sec (327 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 17 2022