Wednesday Leaves Home (Full Episode) | MGM

The Addams Family your modernists are truly exciting darling such sweep such power such majesty you have a keen eye Oh the left one are you gonna call it spring song now for the finishing touch you have such a delicate touch I just love to hear the sound of children at play they're really having a go at it today those educational toys are marvelous they keep the children off the streets lady Wednesday is celebrating the loss of a front tooth oh she looks much prettier without it gomez this child has got to be what we do not go around whacking people in this house certainly not without good reason I have a very good reason she's been shooting off all of my dynamite cat darling you have dynamite caps of your own I'm afraid you're going to have to be punished I'll put over my name for a punishment that will leave an impression on her mind excellent thinking my dear for the next two weeks you are forbidden absolutely forbidden to play with your pet spider they seem harsh Wednesday which would be a better person for it you may go now you think it'll leave a scar not since a few days she'll be as bright and chipper as a little bet money 12 cents good I thought you were broke I know please you can run away too for nothing where my room you can hide there just pretend you've run away from home then I can run away and still be around to see them suffer wait you can't run away without leaving the note Oh what do I say I think of something the question is where to hang it it would just light up the entire attic [Music] away from home really a very adventurous spirit I didn't run away from home until I was eight that's ridiculous she even left a note I hope to ride it do your mother and father I hate you love Wednesday yes don't bother looking for me because I'm not anywhere goodbye w-well why would the child leave a nice homey place like this you're right she's probably hiding somewhere oh no she's not hiding anywhere organize a search party calm the entire house mother mm I'm just going to drag the rivers tomorrow Wednesday's a good swimmer well no it was right she doesn't seem to be anywhere unless she's here in Pugsley room oh no she's not in here you knew she was running away why didn't you stop her you know women once they've made up their minds little girl she's out there in the world all alone don't worry carita Mia she'll be all right she comes of sound stock but darling even an atom's can be led into temptation supposing she wanders on a playground tries to teeter-totter she may even run away and join the brownies gomez we've got to call the pol I see II you mean the fuzz is the fuzz the balls [Music] please mrs. Tuttle don't scream at me will you please we brought the kid home it's up to you to keep him there yeah okay okay I'll put out another dragnet but I'm warning you no more helicopters are you're costing the city a fortune okay thank you very much sergeant Haley missing persons well I have one missing person of course ladies this is no time for jokes huh now tell me who's missing you give me your address please my name is mrs. Adams and I want you to find my little girl Wednesday look I'll find her Tuesday if I can but don't give me no deadlines Wednesday's her name oh and I suppose you're gonna tell me her her middle name is Thursday yeah Friday oh you serious okay okay just tell me where you live and I'll come right out there uh-huh right next to us Cemetery yes we have a lovely view of it [Music] what yours Tish police are on their way over oh good heavens the neighbors will think we've committed some crime doesn't make you feel like a fraud the police are on their way over they'll never take me alive they're coming over because of Wednesday all that I solved the Wednesday paper you mean you found her found her she was never lost she's hiding out up Pugliese room I got suspicious when I saw him sneaking food up to her I don't believe it would you believe your own eyes that depends Uncle Fester our children do not do sneaky things unless it's absolutely necessary she's upstairs all right that's what you get for sparing the paddle Uncle Fester please my father knew how to raise children he used to paddle on me even when I was good my mother interfered did you sit on her [Music] even now and I tossed and turn in bed I think of him that's very touching Uncle Fester but we have no time for maudlin sediment are you sure Wednesday still upstairs just follow old Sherlock you know I wouldn't mind joining the police if it wasn't for those silly uniforms they wear is she there and as happy as a lark there tricky little minx I wonder which side of the family she got that from both sides [Music] [Applause] I was when I left home this morning okay lady what what about your kid oh she's fine is that why you dragged me all the way out of here now that would be silly wouldn't it well we're watching right here right here clever wasn't it running away from home with all the comforts of home I lost if this is some kind of a game mm our child has been safe at home all the time aren't you delighted I'm tickled row what else have I got to do there are 683 missing persons on my file four of which have been found my phone rings 18 hours a day three of them in my head the kids in this town are lost the other half should be I am at the peak of a migraine headache I haven't had my lunch and you clowns dragged me all the way I heard and tell me your kid is fine delight it Leah I'm beside myself with joy emotional wasn't he civil servants of today the least little thing and they just fly apart Wow what's our next move we're going up and have a little talk with that girl as the time has passed for talking fine I'll get my old fraternity paddle a much better way psychology ah that's no fun no fester this is not a fun matter that child has got to be taught to play with their own explosives [Music] it's my turn string from the chandelier quick well I guess Wednesday's really gone someday when she's slaving away in a tuna cannery she may remember the life of ease she had in this lovely home panelist her little fingers bleeding from the tuna cans she may return and say she's sorry and when that happens we'll take her back if we have room come by dear let's go down and remove her pictures from the family album oh they're just using psychology what's that I don't know but that's what they're using on you guess they think that you don't have the nerve to leave home well I'll show them [Music] [Applause] Oh Gomez I feel as though I were dancing with Nijinsky I was pavlova there's been the solving of the Wednesday crisis oh that's one situation you handled admirably there's a little girl who's home to stay Wednesday right me as soon as you get to the tuna cannery okay [Music] [Music] [Music] no mrs. tuttle we haven't found your boy yet do you realize this is the seventh time he's run away from home no I'm not suggesting you keep him locked up in a broom closet but has it ever occurred to you then maybe the reason he's running away from home is on account of you oh that's all I need another missing kid I'm on my way to the tuna cannery I've had a very rough day now what's your name it's gonna be one of those huh what a nice young lady like a nice big strawberry ice cream cone no sir Oh what would you like take her over to the social worker with social worker oh don't worry honey she'sshe's a nice sweet old lady who get you some apple pie and she'll play beanbag with you and she'll read you stories about Goldilocks and Rumpelstiltskin you mean fairytales yeah where they slay dragons yeah an old witches oh no please I'll talk my name is ones dad [Music] there's something fishy going on here yes sir what's that number again now sanitary one three Oh Gomez that was so messed now it's your turn darling let me up it's probably my poetry club Ptolemy resigned hello hello mrs. Adams this is sergeant Halley oh yes it's that nice missing-persons fellow mrs. Adams it's a kind of a policy of ours to sorta check back at certain trouble spots your little girl still home why yes she is how sweet of you to ask he's concerned about Wednesday isn't that nice mrs. Adams just for the record would you mind describing her please mm-hmm and she's about say yeah about three foot six would you say yes and the most soulful I forget her striking complexion and she has the loveliest power and by any chance does she have long braids oh yes how clever your detectives are and you're sure she's still home snug is a baby bat in her little cave huh well thank you very much mrs. Adams that tells us everything we want to know thank you it's a great joy to know you're watching over a sergeant if your eye on that kid I'm going over there and check this thing out sweetheart no you're gonna stay right here until somebody responsible comes for you town for you Pugsley told me you ran away are you related to this kid he's my uncle well can't you see the family resemblance let's go yes no no wait wait wait wait wait just a minute I gotta have time to think [Music] [Applause] [Music] easy doesn't my dear [Music] Prowler good workloads let's have a look at the scoundrel alright put me down sergeant Haley we weren't expecting you but it's so nice of you to come you put me down you big ox lurch put the sergeant in the good chair [Music] I must forgive dear letters only doing is duty so much riffraff around these days you know yes you can say that again and most of that riffraff is parents I'm sure you meet some terrible families oh do I you would be surprised some of the some of the weirdos I meet in this business really yes really right now at this very minute I've got a little runaway down at the station a pathetic little thing with with long braids and you think her parents even know she's gone frightful parents like that should be horsewhipped there is so right wait a minute sergeant did you say a little girl with long braids yes she has long braids and a little pet spider and by a strange coincidence she happens to be named Wednesday Morticia do you realize what's happened of course I do the sergeant's suffering from hallucinations oh yeah well I'm gonna have some explanations do before I leave now lady what about your runaway kid of course sergeant his work has taken a heavy toll reminds me of old Bagby my egyptian camel master one moment as sane as you or I the next moment completely amok running naked into the Nile I'm taking a to mule Donna Police Headquarters thank you very much sergeant but we have a previous engagement don't you understand lady yeah kids scrammed now why would the child want to leave this lovely home why because she's probably second tired of living in this madhouse [Music] you easy on the rough stuff forgive the sergeant I'm afraid he's walked one beat too many now luck you people whoever you are come out from under there so I'll give daddy the gun what's that I son Pugsley he's never happier than when he's shooting off his dynamite caps and Wednesday's happy with her deathless dolls happy lady don't you understand your kids run away oh those hallucinations again really old chap you should see a psychiatrist I need a head shrinker typical case the more they need help the harder they fight it yeah if that kids in her room I'll turn in my badge all right now that won't be necessary but if it'll make you feel any better I will go up and get her sergeant you're right Wednesday isn't in her room well really she's outside on the porch playing with her uncle festive Oh outside playing with her Uncle Fester [Music] where are you going Oh out there somewhere Haley is there anything we can do for you yes you can call the police station and tell them you want to report them missing first [Music] emotional isn't it I told you Tish consolidated flesh just hit a hundred really what did you pay for a deer 209 but these little fluctuations mean nothing Uncle Fester little Wednesday that was quite a poop well she's been such a good child lately I thought I'd buy her a few fresh dynamite cats just a few of course you can't spoil him all the males in its room sergeant Haley Oh what's the poor devil have to say oh he says he's fully recovered and he's starting all over again as a junior detective in Wabash Indiana he needs more training what is appears he wants us to send him his badge collect well I guess we'll just have to give it to him hmm which one was Sergeant Haley's [Music] you

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Length: 24min 13sec (1453 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 22 2019