The Addams Family Tree (Full Episode) | MGM

The Addams Family [Music] I had no idea cousin Bleek was such a difficult subject you're painting him from memory and it's a magnificent likeness superb thank you darling but there's something about the eyes I just can't seem to get them that lid droops just a bit too much the right eye or the left the middle one that's the look that used to get the girls darling children are going to be late for their birthday party would you ring for lurch [Music] would you get the children please what's that darling Harold's birthday present a tarantula oh dear Pugsley he's so generous let old Addams tradition a heart of gold well we'll have to have a gift-wrapped let's see now a birthday present festive occasion I think black would be appropriate what it is my dear dear darling let me do that you're all thumbs wouldn't that be interesting lurch please take the children to the car yes madam the Pomeroy boys birthday party you mean those people with the white picket fence and then pink geraniums how could you there's something that what he says Morticia they are a bit peculiar I bet they've got daisies in their backyard please don't make me ill no now we must be tolerant of our neighbors Thank You thing weather is still the world's best tarantula rapper now remember children not every family is as fortunate as we are not everyone has a beautiful old house like ours a car with all the right sounds and smells to be modest about our advantages I know you will die I'm sure Harold will love his present only five pieces of cake now I guess I'd better go in and finish knitting my teacups [Music] remember how I carried you across the threshold that first time not only across the threshold but through the living room and up the stairs and into our room and I dropped you only once [Music] I'll swear these fish seem to know when you're gonna feed them there are a lot more aware than people give them credit for being that's breeding there's no waste with piranhas darling I think the children at home I wonder what the children are doing back so soon [Music] are you home from the party so early what happened was there trouble a small altercation he said where were a bunch of kooks coops we couldn't admit it of course not how could the child fail to recognize character when he sees it little petunia patches her flap I tell you they're nothing but riffraff lurch you better take the children to their rooms yes madam I always did suspect those white plastered ducks out of the lawn some people have a twisted sense of beauty behavior like that begins with the parents what are you gonna do about it just stand there and take it certainly not I'm going to send farmer an insulting letter darling I don't think we should lend our name to such a thing he could sign it a friend insulting letter signed a friend that would be novel I think we should turn the other cheek no when people insulted me I always turn the other cheek well I ran out of cheeks please not that but my teacher the family honour he's right Morticia the family honor you'll have to challenge Pomeroy to a duel no I'd rather shoot him in the back Uncle Fester that is not the Honorable way I know but if they're safe way Lester I'm ashamed of you and Adams doesn't know the meaning of the word fear I do I'll shoot him in the back mister remember the Adams name it'll have to be a duel what's art with victory going to the swiftest the cunningest the deadliest I should have been a back wait how about pistols Wow stiffer dick does he get one too that's really about it you get one bullet apiece visitors its mr. Pomeroy little Harold is with it see they've come to make peace I hope not I'll handle this remember you took care of the gas inspector why don't we handle this together does not slamm date Pomeroy does not lie I'm Cecily Pomeroy perhaps you've heard of me I'm in oil Oh boiling lubricating wouldn't make light of this look at my son Harold fine-looking boy I sigh well whatever anyway that's what your hoodlums Offspring did with his fists our son used his fists all those karate lessons wasted thank you both to stop joking my son has been sorely wounded and I demand an apology very well mr. Pomeroy if it'll make you happy I apologize not from you from the pugnacious child of yours in your room I understand Pugsley that you and Harold engaged in a little tiff this afternoon all I did with cherish Jack of the little you try family crest well you wouldn't have got a sock on the eye if you hadn't said your phone was better than our family our belly is better it is not children children I think you ought to apologize to Harold I'm sorry I punched you in the eye Harold she must have hit him Holly's back was turn in the eye I don't know it's possible remember my cousin curdle Wow sorry about the whole mess Pomeroy yes won't you come in and have a cup of tea and the children can play together and forget all about their little spat yeah do come in I'll let you ride my Jaguar can't I dad all right but stay in the yard don't go into the street oh we never run the Jaguar out in the street I'm so glad we got this thing straightened out oh yes we're not only neighbors but I find we have some adjoining land along the county line you got stuck too yes that doesn't happen to the Pomeroy usually it's one of the things we're proud of matter of fact we asked professor Sims to trace our family genealogy back to win Jaguar you mean that your child is having my son ride a wild animal don't worry when Fang makes that noise nobody rides in there you see they've already found something else to amuse nothing like the laughter of happy children is there father really my son has little time for frivolity after all he's being trained to follow in the family tree excuse me does that thing read everything that our home is real taste is quite a story behind that trophy pomeroy cousin Farouk was the skin diver he dived out of a rowboat in an attempt to spear a rare species of eel at the same moment big fish swept up from the depths also after the eel they were on a collision course the rest is taxidermy [Music] little Pugsley is teaching Harold how to handle dynamite there you see their little spat of this afternoon is all gotten adults could learn a lot from our children a Pomeroy for tea mr. Bob no thanks well I'm sure you're mistaken mr. Pomeroy our birds would never attack living thing Joan right stop playing with that trapdoor a Sylvester just greased it your trap door in the play room for our gala they've been doing can't you see playing Harold Oh Adams I never want to see these two little creeps in my home again and I promise you that never again will I set foot in this this menagerie okay sir I'll have to ask you to leave ask me I can hardly wait to get out show mr. Pomeroy out [Music] you are calling our children creeps falling off about his ancestry his professor his geologist I could really have stopped him with a few things about the album's ancestry why didn't you I couldn't think of anything you're right I should have told him but it's been so long since I've looked into the family records anybody can tell what kind of a family we are but to him we're peasants we need truth mr. roat I'll get you your proof darling I'm going to call in a genealogist we'll get his professor Sims he can trace our family tree trace it I know where it is Uncle Fester census every day [Music] [Music] males in money thank you daddy oh isn't that sweet it's from professor Sims the genealogist he says working on a family tree like yours should be a real challenge we better get all the Adams family heirlooms and records together my dear I've already dug up a lot of material isn't that beautiful oh the old Adams barn darling that's an Flemish are you sure you may be right oh I don't recognize those two at all that's only one of course grandpa slurp and receding chin was a handsome devil cousin clot just before they threw the switch my he was photogenic I'll never forget the day the judge imposed sentence cloudy stood there head high shoulders back said it's a bum rap to the end these things ready I doubt that I could have made one more trip to the Attic I hope the genealogist got enough material to work with I think we should use more of these lovely things in the living room I didn't know grand uncle grizzly was a traitor oh yes but he only did it for money it's professor Sam still working in the library yes darling I think you better take these things into him I'll get the doorbell lurch [Music] came to return this gift is there something wrong with it I don't know weren't you surprised when you opened it I should have wore as it was empty Oh Pugsley your birthday present escaped I'll pick out something else okay come on up to my room Harold and pick out what you want I'm not supposed to stay a cold for master Pomeroy did you return the present yes and I'm getting a dress that's as I can no no and tell him it was all a mistake a horrible mistake he has act nice and friendly yes friendly and they have some land next to my and then my man takes his oil on it just act nice and friendly and I'll be over there soon [Music] my dad said it was all horrible mistake I'm to be nice and friendly oh that's lovely Pugsley you must let Harrell play with your octopus not that friendly oh don't be a [ __ ] well alright I'll even show you how to juggle meat cleavers professor Sims feels he's on the trail or something oh I do hope it's something glue for a moment I thought there might be some relationship to the New England Adams is John and John Quincy people often assume that a great source of embarrassment to us is our name with two DS the additional D makes the difference good heavens do you suppose that's a reason mr. Palmer I thought there was something wrong with us something wrong Oh oh no no no no well that is well things do seem a bit off I've traced mrs. Adams back to the early colonial days at Salem Massachusetts interesting place Salem they burned witches there you know yes I'm certainly glad they don't do that today living in a native village far up the Amazon River deep in the jungle but the head of the family seems to disappear completely usually they just shrink them and I've established that one ancestor back into 70 AD used this torch to set fire to the library at Alexandria Egypt Mahmud kulli Pasha Adams the Firebug of the Bosphorus you should tell mr. Pomeroy about him my background has quite a few unusual characters - really I do think the professional ethics forbids me discussing it of course otherwise I would tell you a pig laid Pomeroy the scourge of Denver Erwin Pomeroy the hanging judge and Haversham Pomeroy the Bluebeard Austin well what do you know it's quite an impressive background I don't blame him for feeling superior sometimes you can just misjudge people [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you oh you know I believe I owe you both an apology not at all it's we who owe you an apology I can understand your pride after learning about your family background thank you thank you the children are upstairs playing with little pugs Lee's octopus live of course every young boy should have a live octopus we do think alike don't a true true and it's a little peace offering I'd like to take that awful acreage that we both got stuck with off your hands it's same price you paid for it of course the fowls today go let's not talk about business let's talk about our illustrious families why didn't you tell us about tag leg Pomeroy yeah I made your partner mister we know all about it what a streak of skullduggery in the Pomeroy line isn't there and don't tell us you're going to deny knowing anything about grapeshot Pomeroy is a very common name isn't he the modest I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about aren't you proud of being descended from a pirate yeah I'll pay you 2,000 naked isn't he generous Bluebeard Pomeroy would be proud 3000 an acre well if you insist oh isn't that yep he's had a tiring day Harold The Addams Family is every bit as good as ours well black pardon bloody Adams true and now say goodbye to your little friend now Harold we must say goodbye to kitty [Music] what happened to the farmer is his business man always in such a hurry [Music] really nice a fun way to take a like worthless land off our hands how do you know it's worthless time one thing certain there's no whale on it been checked and rechecked yes he just wanted to apologize for calling us coupes what tisha your aim is perfect so female deadly ugly darling where's professor Sims do you think you know kitty can't stand the taste of people [Music] you

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Id: 8jf3NUmvOfw

Length: 24min 14sec (1454 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 22 2019