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yo that was the worst opening there's no heart where are we going with it we're going with it we have to but there was no heart in it there was no yo that's heart that's soul right there ah yo who's get off it what's your damage ruining everything that's sacred in this world it's funny anyways master dk's back from his training arc yeah we got rid of reckless we uh everyone wanted master dk back yeah we're going to continuously have guests playing mario party with us but they will constantly be kicked off again for master dk we know what the people want and we will compare them to their face to a master dk plus two guests is a lot if you think about it what master dk yeah i mean me and rickles two guests true yeah that's true yeah three's a crowd [Music] master dk is a crowd he is an entire crowd guys we got a lot of comments on how people don't like that we keep spamming stickers and you know what that's a miss yeah that's something that's a huge myth if you think spamming stickers is cringe then look in a mirror buddy got him joe's apologizing though i respect it oh [ __ ] i was looking at eyes looking at luigi anyways what's up [ __ ] it's luigi time is there a mod where we can make dk spam emotes there has to be i hope what he spams is just a luigi ipa address i hope it's just dk saying hi i like that one yeah that's a good one and then you put yoshi on the screen and then i don't want to talk about yoshi yeah what's wrong with the yoshi sticker well what's wrong with it the yoshi sticker problem is that it elicits too much emotion emotion yes that's that's the way to [ __ ] is an emotion joke okay fair no you got me i for those of you who don't know the sticker we're talking about and are confused by the context too bad just look at our previous videos it's one of the thumbnails i did just throw that [ __ ] up there oh my god oh my god i love this map so so dash if you would like to give a brief explanation you played this board last night on stream on twitch.tv all drive huh yes i played this i played this board on twitch.tv slash all drive last night how'd it go so basically brayden paid the cops off once which was a miss yeah so we decided to give him eternal punishment and in 20 turns not a single person got a star a 20 turn game and everyone kept getting technically raining got a star i don't know i i think it's unfair to say that there are no stars also we had the mini game playlist family turned on for today this is in it yeah family trip to the hospital come yeah i mean a real family gets rope burned together congrats do you never have like a family member break their arm at three a.m so you guys just all together together and just like luigi having a fun little time but yeah this this side of the board this strip of land looks real familiar to you yeah so so basically i played a game where we never left this strip of land or this strip of land the entire game was just playing on these two [ __ ] axes hey you roll it one you can relive it it'd be so funny it's pretty close to it too though it might as well yeah come on for the chance of it happening again the chance of going back to hell yeah it would be funny oh nice i saw green and got scared if i if i get a custom dice block it's over ladies and gentlemen oh no you get bowser jr i could get a bowser junior or a skeleton key those are two dubs this is your eyes i'm really hoping for the front that's a dub that's that's an l that's an l miss you ever wish you could spam stickers in mini games oh yeah i wish i could just i wish i could just spam what that's a hit whenever i lose these what's actually pretty good from luigi i like the what although i i do permanently love the [ __ ] you wouldn't skeleton key no shot [Laughter] well here we go interesting [Laughter] a little bit like this ladies and gentlemen now if donkey kong rolls in ten i'm screaming okay we're okay so if any of you guys get a tin yeah yeah that you know oh guys you want to steal coins from dk yeah um so i'm just going to mash um no take over that's unlucky man you know what that's a hit look we all know that i'm just smashing all right it's nothing against dash but if we're gonna be stuck here all my prize money taken away from me miss sorry man hey i threw it away if it makes you feel better like i felt bad after stealing from you so i just gave it yeah i robbed you but i burned the money afterwards what's your damage i fixed our economy a little bit you know i put it to a good cause puddle paddle oh okay i don't know how to play this one dash it's your k you're okay just steer it's it's mash ah it's your favorite thing to do i'm not steering at all you you're awesome for that we're so fast oh my god oh we got that one no no okay let's go get corners dash good corners we are built simply different dude we got a [ __ ] motorboat i thought we had so many more coins yeah that's not that's the first time i steered all game to get that one no [ __ ] shot huge dub no shot [Applause] we were going pretty fast though we were zooming we made if that was laughs we won i cannot wait to steal all those coins from donkey kong how many knots do you think we got how many knots yeah uh yeah at least one knot you know well it's my turn roll fat you might get a five who knows i thought no he won't oh that was that was so close though so there's two happening spots we have to get past before we can get there yeah bam yes that's a yesterday yeah no thank you i didn't i didn't know what you said until you had a talking sticker [Laughter] so i appreciate you thank you donkey kong for the 10 the 10 gifts it subs thank you dude that star is pretty far away i don't know yo versus game here we go more more opportunity to steal even more yeah throw them all on the line hit a fat 20 coin bonus minute i'll hit it right now that sucks ooh there's the five we are looking for i don't care about this game now as soon as i see a battle mini game and like the coin economy is weak i'm so taken out of it massive leaflet master dk has the download so it's not like we can win this is one of those games where we don't talk for so if you want to hear some funny commentary just skip like 20 seconds in the video i don't skip though because uh honestly just rewind true there's there's funny commentary 20 seconds ago as well i'm throwing dude no shot i'm losing like six coins let me i cannot just jump off dude i played out of my goddamn skull [ __ ] moon oh my god dude that that's a new record that's the [ __ ] you went to the [ __ ] moon dude i popped off [ __ ] i was in a zen-like state he almost left this planet and of course everybody knows that earth is only 200 yards away from the moon and flat and i flat i feel stupid for not knowing either with those wait does the the versus space goes away yeah they do in this game all right well roll 10. that was close donkey kong i'm not taking from you uh oh no i was just matching a for stickers and they weren't coming out what you don't get stickers on a yeah i just realized that oh that's that's a waste yeah don't worry i i wasn't mashing for that okay i can't believe you're like actually spending the time though to like scroll through well i like knowing what i'm pressing back come on dk that's a while ago for sure oh for sure oh if only you saw that you had you had the dopamine yeah okay he wants revenge i thought that you're choosing stickers and missing out because of that that's a mistake sorry i i love the two of things that's a cute one yeah i think yeah i don't have any on this switch i still like good game good game good game [ __ ] pay them off even dk wants to be part of this it's happening whether you wanted to or not i know i i i am breaking this cycle right now here's a fat tin too oh [Applause] would that make you feel better no now we're going to play the game [Laughter] i thought he'd go after joe i can't believe you went up i i honestly thought he was going to as well joe's like come on man you ruined it i'm glad to see this game's the exact same as it always yeah if you're just holding you want to get dk call it yeah yeah all right wait let's team up on him we got him yeah all right all right cool shake shake all right uh i i really walking us in we can't play now thank god does that really oh [ __ ] yeah you move this i can lock and then like we can try and move but like no that's what yeah this game never ends yeah i mean let's be real though because otherwise we're just bouncing at each other there's like i don't know i i really wish we could just like laps laughs laps all right i'll laugh i'll cut my laps fat too yeah you can't go in the circle that's lava i just thought she was about to slip off i live on the edge man i have to have the thrill of throwing you at the start dude he just like went straight for me yeah blood i got it can't believe you guys got stuck there and you literally could have just gone right that entire time what it's about i just i i assumed that that you guys were genuinely stuck there i've never seen that part of the past left i guess just go left towards the star okay and that's not my fault it if the star was down i never would have realized that that was there i would have done all 20 turns like that ah fine i'll pluck i'm not playing i'm still going i'll just lock dk in here with me i don't think yeah i think you're back no okay nevermind dk's just getting his mushroom or whatever oh yeah good reason thank you thank you what for me how'd you know you know i i read the code i'm so to dk don't worry about it there's the tin that's so sad i i really wish i could have got that sooner lucky all right skelly skelly l [Music] so sad man well what you're upset about skeleton key no i didn't get a skeleton oh you're upset you didn't get a skeleton but i was trying to think can i get to the item shop soon but lots of coin mini games this is really going to ruin the economy yeah this is i guess that's what family games are just coin mini games everyone wins yeah that's like the only thing that makes sense to me yeah because we also play tug of war and i ruined my [ __ ] palm dk get it you know with the oh god oh my god i got the bag you guys you're good good shaking good [ __ ] yeah they honestly i think those those five coins are worth it i'll get it oh die for that oh did i get it you got it thank god so worth it dk get one more coin based i spun him around he's having fun he go good job donkey kong you've really carried that game you got that one coin at the end that's all we need to stop him from getting holy [ __ ] yeah there this is an insane economy actually five turns in four turns in technically that is um pretty far here we go oh imagine what could have been yeah yo pay up [ __ ] now it's all onto donkey kong if we're back here again well then i guess i might as well play the game yeah we actually get to play the game this time which is awesome it was just funny for five turns that we didn't wait unless what i mean like i don't think he [ __ ] he needs a little more oomph you can really take that [ __ ] back yeah i need to be a little bit stronger throw back further luigi you gotta throw it back like your young yoss good game all right whose turn oh peach i don't know why i thought i was not showing the person i was going for whatever reason uh i say i say go to the right because then you're able to like loop back around like you can choose which direction based on where the star goes no if you go because i'm getting started yeah yeah yeah okay i i didn't realize you were up there yeah i'm gonna go i'm gonna go right uh is there any item spots no that's an item spot wait these are red rides are cool you know this is an item spot i'm gonna go this way though for the exact reason you just said thank you all right i mean uh no wait i know i'm in the laser path can he no k if toad spawns on the space that you're at do you not get towed how do you not get towed no okay that's like the least consequential as well because it's just a quick loop around but yeah you know it's just about the knowledge i don't like where i'm at because i'm on the laser zone okay actually i i think i'm gonna be the next person to like dash crosses it then i cross it yeah yeah this is probably fine for me yeah okay i could look at the board more and see a good spot to land on yeah that's true oh but what are you feeling i'm just gonna go with the 10. i think that's toddler mindset and i think yeah yeah that sounds about right that's how you win games i i just want to see big number get bigger i think it's good at that you're gonna do great joe oh i appreciate it good game all right next star is uh-huh that's so far away from everyone oh that's close to where the skeleton could have been getting stickers i just assumed yeah i think dash and i are in the best spots actually dash isn't the best spot he could because this is a terrible reaction i am the worst spot yeah you just [ __ ] up horrendously oh that's fine i don't go [ __ ] i got a mushroom dude yes bonus coins joe what if you win them dude i would love to win castaways is this the oh yeah it's the one where i i show the beautiful picture i am an artiste i'm taking this one real careful a little too careful i think oh huge choke huge shift for me i still got first the winner that was yeah we all finished like though yeah we finished it like the same time yeah almost that was all within the same second i feel holy [ __ ] that econ was completely different yeah yeah i didn't realize there's double money for only first yep damn time luigi luigi oh wait hold on here we go double dice we roll the 19 here we go fat oh oh you got close that was that one you know flipping over is what i say and then okay dash hear me out okay so i didn't want to say yeah dash you did you have the same thing yeah yep okay you had enough movement where you could have looped around twice and taken joe and ice coins entirely [Laughter] joe i'm just thanks for not saying anything yeah i i was going to but you know no it doesn't i was not going to i mean i get why you weren't yeah i'm the money guy right now it would have been funny though but here's the thing if i roll low i'm [ __ ] that's not low enough [Laughter] well bye bye joe i don't give a [ __ ] dude act like you do it's funnier oh no no my 65 coins no do i sell my mushroom you solve your mushrooms but you could have had a skeleton key this is the first time we've seen someone lose here that's awesome yeah i'm just i'm happy for the content really if you think about it because while i'm losing 65 coins in mario party i'm getting ad revenue that show you're still in first place so maybe i should have got first place in a uh game where there's 124 coins on the board i mean it doesn't mean anything if i can't spend them i i think there's a very easy place you can spend them oh what if the koopa let's go mario where are you gonna go uh far you can spend them all on the koopa bank i just want to go far no no no no no no no no here's time no no stop yep guys dies why does it show you the board why is there an option to see the board okay oh you were one away from the star holy [ __ ] well you just i don't want to go that way you actually don't have coins so yeah i i didn't want to go that way dude poor l oh oh huge happening i think you move one space back huge oh no now donkey kong has a chance to get the star next turn hey guys that's pretty cool welcome to my spot nice it's luigi with time periscope plummet roll call nope it's counting all right uh i'll agree not to count oh yeah true we're all going to get yep yeah i'm guessing i got this i'm guessing 20. i'm putting 18. i got my guess i'm going to sleep oh my god [ __ ] course that's your guess all right now that okay honeycomb's thinking really hard about it you can see he's like dude more and more blowing up he's looking greater 18's looking good all right he's talking about like a good guess dk you're cheating pick a number dk okay he's a monkey all right counting's hard oh it went down my monkey let me figure out counting dk i was also feeling nineteen but i i trust my gut on 18 i think no i think you just learn what the button yo math genius how'd you do it joe i don't want anyone to tell me that i can't read ever again i don't need to read when i can just guess what they say reading is just luck if you think of joe i hope you get the mini game star from that one alone i i sure hope so i wish you know what okay highest mario party idea ever so bonus stars but then we vote for who gets it gosh you know what you're really funny dash you'll be [ __ ] larry oh my god roll roll the two roll the two down and then roll it to you no i got this [ __ ] all right [Music] all right oh are you walk rolling eight oh you get the start and push back so hey what if we got like all four cops lined up would we just go in the square oh my god the bottom line cop is lined up right now we might just be in purgatory i hope we go back to the beginning yeah i hope nobody gets to play the video game right now i don't think it takes us that far i don't i i don't think that one would chase right oh i should have gone right i thought about it i thought about it and i'm in the worst i would have thought because that's the easiest one to load back up yeah i should have gone there all right spend the three mm-hmm ain't got skrilla event space [Laughter] it's awesome thank god [Music] hello friends welcome to the awesome corner wait where did we end up the very bottom of this row [ __ ] yeah that's that's perfect that's exactly where i want to be i'm going to light him up are you you're going to do it i'm going to hope the cops come back yeah you're gonna make the total eclipse oh wait you're gonna bring the cops back yeah i'm gonna hope i roll a four not very base tbh i mean here's the thing this blue life matters this one okay if you think about it i mean the shotgun's in red so like it's so what yeah so what what are you trying to say dad what what's the conclusion wait wait guys dk's got an item bag nothing's gonna happen no it's yo that's bad bro he has a skeleton that's really a skeleton key that's bad are we really gonna let this happen i'm gonna take it away from him i'm gonna take it away get a plunger to take a skeleton key take it away from him like i took his lunch money ah you cannot take donkey kong's lunch money oh yeah i don't think you could uh skeletons i'll take a scale [ __ ] yes can we clip that so someone clipped that but then the chat yo twitch check can we clip this you know youtube clips yeah you can make an alpha red deluxe clips channel and that's the first one on it it's just a skeleton [Music] yo i'll take that fat money i'm so [ __ ] poor though holy [ __ ] yeah tony we get honey hammer drop oh my god this is like our fourth oh my god the coin econ is insane oh guys we can't let dk get 13 coins because then he steals a star we can't let him get 13 uh-oh oh 13 is a curse number hi this is so bad oh i gotta bite peach gets coins wait nothing how did that not grab guys i'm the money guy i i am the exact opposite of the money guy right now what do i get oh my god my head goodbye guys i got 54 coins holy i got nothing i jumped off the edge and died i got 54 coins from that minigame [Laughter] holy [ __ ] i'm the money guy [Laughter] but luigi [Laughter] cool i got six i think maybe time maybe less roll a thousand [ __ ] hidden block here we go ah now you're lucky sorry yep hidden block yeah that's like next star being half off except you can lose it i guess except i don't lose ever true true no never seen never seen an l no elves in your name all right oh this is so low oh my god that's disgusting the only hell i gots on my hat it's the lowest i've ever rolled well still on your hat yeah hell he's luigi i'm a luigi i'm the money guy the only all i got is the one on my hat and the one i'm dishing [Music] out if you take your left hand and you point your pointer finger and your ring and your thumb out yeah use your words look look what's there i just gave you an l anyways donkey kong rolled a 14. yeah i think he gets this next star what was it that you just said i tried to ignore it i i know i'm bringing it up stick out your pointer finger and your thumb it and it i just gave you an l god he was one point backwards wait what he's stealing from luigi what i'm buying i don't like guys uh you have a star though and i think that's more of what he's after oh i should have let him get a no i shouldn't i don't you don't want dk to win ever it's an embarrassment it's honestly like the most terrifying experience of my life oh he got oh [ __ ] he's doubling uh oh he's double dipping wait he only stole coins from you yeah he had 49 coins oh okay yeah if he got one more coin in that coin mini game he was stealing dash's star i'm the money guy so i don't care i'm in fourth place but i'm the money guy so that's not good yeah that's pretty close uh if you think about it oh my god he if he rolled a little fatter he could have gotten it this turn uh-oh no not another one of these games don't land on it guys i think no i think we're fine we have a unified cause okay so jacob just hear me out i need you to not mash okay joe deal deal yeah yeah shake oh wait i'm 24 away no no that's before that's pre skeleton key okay cool i you could just take from donkey kong you know well you'll get seven at least at least seven okay i i i won't steal from you though you perfect roll perfect roll on that steal for free all right donkey kong i need you to just do take it do you do your absolute worst buddy joe you got the perfect role in that it only takes one coin from donkey kong yeah ah huge lucky you donkey kong lucky from joe [Music] you know if i'm dk i don't love to see that yeah that kind of sucks for donkey kong but you know i i'm feeling pretty lucky if i'm donkey kong as mario's passing me i'm grabbing him and i'm smelling him i'm just launching him on the other side of the map launching off the space colony hi today uh is there any breathing in the space colony by the way do they explain this sonic can just breathe in space i think well in mario party 2 you have little space suits and in this game you have super human abilities spacesuit sound so cute if you do see if you aimed it you could have i hate the world we live in because i cannot i cannot see an astronaut and nothing among us that's make sure to tune in for the the bts dlc among us is dropping what yeah they're dropping they're dropping bts dlc how does this work i'm just hitting all right yeah yeah but we're gonna hide behind something and then you have to guess which one it is you'll never guess where luigi's going see you'll never know you'll never know you'll never get it you'll never get it you have to pick one joe oh wait i was just matching it i thought it was gonna nice try funny yeah i know buddy oh my god i'm [ __ ] stupid yeah and i'm [ __ ] stupid yeah nice try buddy anyways luigi time oh where am i going oh where i'm going oh i could be anywhere joe i could be anywhere because i definitely wouldn't go to the same place twice oh my god wait wait split split and we win nice try i saw you run behind that at the end dash you go rock i go bush oh yeah i listen listen you're actually listen you know rock paper scissor i only go one thing every time dash one bush two dash wouldn't bush two [Laughter] see okay i at the beginning because i saw the abxy you guys mean nothing yeah i no i just thought it was the same thing for me damn dub i'm the one like i play my [ __ ] rps rock yep me too i go house i still know what it's about they call me patrick starr because i live under a rock here i go oh yo huge being the money guy kind of sucks right now nah money guy's hype you just got money i'm gonna use it next turn [Music] what do i do with all this money now give me a skeleton key thank you yo massive all that glitters is gold all stars that's my inventory [Music] see oh that's a double star path huh cause you're gonna get this one oh oh what [Laughter] i might no longer be the money guy no you're fine it's impossible like the burger what yeah okay yep will you guys be cool on this one i don't think anyone has a say in this dude will you guys just be cool you know it's up to god really and by god i mean mostly donkey kong no like you guys are all pretty far away from it i just feared joe oh my god he gets golden pipe here holy [ __ ] dude i'm the poorest money guy ever damn have all this money and still be behind yeah i'm like jeff bezos all right so let's just see you're bold you know hypothetically just hypothetically could we bro oh my god see you're fine thank god i was lucky this time [Laughter] yo skeleton key you could always get a one next turn but i doubt it yeah only a ten percent chance that happens and when have i ever hit a ten percent chance yeah it's about you hitting a ninety percent if you get three skeleton keys it's like exodia you just win but they have to be from the board you can't buy them i agree with that i'm down if someone gets you buy your first one by the way yeah yeah no i know i know yeah if you snipe the skeleton key in the back of the balloon game then like yeah that's a dove yeah you've earned it yeah i like how you know just again you didn't bother me how did you figure it out yeah nice try you couldn't get luigi wait what were you not looking the same way as both of us [Music] yeah nice try buddy i'm this one's i've never been you know i'm not even gonna look anymore i'm just gonna looking away donkey kong saved your ass he saved your ass shut the [ __ ] up no i did all the work that she literally without looking at one round and you weren't going to do anything he was lucky i like i saw a comment that was like there are some episodes that i can't tell dash and jacob like each other there's some messages i can't tell joe and dash like each other but i hope everyone's doing all right and i was like that's the point no you will never know for sure they said do they just tolerate each other for content and i was like we had to hang out a lot if we just had to tolerate each other which is pretty funny oh my god you're so i'm safe all right donkey kong oh yeah yeah that makes sense actually i forgot that he just has that the star is pretty far it's a little upsetting that there's i'm one spot past a star right now so i think oh no i just got the three coins i thought i could have got the [ __ ] star but i just got the three coins um well now you can get your uh little one green gold pipe see turn 10. wait why am i in first still uh because you have more coins than donkey kong uh that makes sense yeah true i oh you don't have any stars what the correct i'm just the money guy yeah i gotcha you are moneyed up but i am about to steal a star so everyone make your case um it's mario time you know what fair enough i i think i make i think i present a pretty solid case you know oh i could i say i say go for it because you don't know where the next star star's spawning yeah true not really oh it's a lucky space either way yeah i i just mainly want to lean on all of you now you get to steal some coins from with boo oh yo oh huge that's huge that means i can just afford to start yeah suddenly and we get 20 coins this game quickly another question is this dk in the one this might be a little hard because i feel like his movement wait oh you can we can ground pound each other yeah but if you do that so that's the worst thing that can happen in this game because then like no no no shells come out oh my god do you see this [ __ ] precise movement oh my god holy [ __ ] okay guys i don't i don't know we have to be very unified in this back him into a corner asap don't don't do that ah you should have gotten underneath it right whoa all right i'm waiting to back him into the corner oh [ __ ] that does not make it go through yeah that's right that's what i said oh my god donkey kong get hit by a [ __ ] coconut oh my god oh my god that was insane that you should never win that mini game that is so wow okay i don't think we could have gotten coconuts our nuts could have gone any closer there i agree that was the second closest our nuts have ever been joe yeah and somehow it wasn't enough to take down donkey kong did you know i've never gotten like a last five turns present before oh [ __ ] yeah even when i know fourth they always give it to third i feel like it's third more often than not yo congratulations jacob thank you what do i get a wart block not even the targeted one [ __ ] you they don't they don't want to see me win oh jacob you know you could do that what i actually don't know neither do i i i was thinking you could like line yourself up on the path actually and then warp but that's super risky i actually have a plan what's your plan it involves the cops the police yeah and that's how you know the plans in l already we'll see if it goes up right that'd be pretty cool yeah i have a feeling it's going to go to the unexplored spot which is literally one behind me yo huge yeah that's a nice lot yeah a pretty nice spot that's a what freaking sweet i mean honestly this could be huge actually you can just go up yeah you can go up okay wait i well oh wait you can't go upright anyways yeah i was like it doesn't even matter if this beam hits you oh it's true i get it obviously kind of cool if you just tanked it because but you don't give a [ __ ] yeah i just [ __ ] put my hand out and stop the beam fool i'm broke dude it should work like that like if you have zero go to a protest and stop a bullet because you're poor i uh yeah there's no good joke after that one actually i take it back um dude donkey kong's gonna be pissed donkey kong to me you know i actually i actually didn't want the star you can't even be upset at me for that one no i mean it was up to god yeah and god has favorites and it's a donkey kong this was god's plan okay it's donkey kong's plan let's let's be real we all know that he just went into the code yeah i don't think i would have taken it you know oh yeah bars yeah true [Music] all right who's he targeting me that's fine me friend okay i might roll one and land on bowser baby height that'd be awesome i imagine that happening i'd still be the money guy [Music] all right how far am i from the star i'm pretty far oh i'm also poor actually so it just it just drops a star it's like okay dk explain what's going on here bud i have had no star no no items really oh nice huge so lucky joe i i don't know how you do it yo another skeleton the second arm of exodia you gotta get the three arms of exodia [Music] i like i i really think that's my favorite one so we're all like house rules right if you get three skeleton keys from the board you win yeah yeah okay like just episode ends early yeah yeah on on the spot donkey kong you don't even get a reaction this is a skeleton key and it just cuts nope you're mean [ __ ] trick shot [ __ ] the [ __ ] don't get the [ __ ] away from me dude i'm insane [ __ ] oh dude you fall down so far that's unlucky dude i'm insane at this game holy [ __ ] i didn't realize if you stopped running for even like a second to avoid a ball you just fall down the mountain anyway yeah i don't really know what the yeah there's not really much you can do in that one i think you just hold forward but like my trick shot's got all of you yeah no trust me i was holding forward yeah that's a good game because i won it four turns left more yo luigi time me when it's luigi time eight oh yo huge huge are the cops yo [Music] that's awesome oh that's a mess bigness i hope i roll a one next turn can someone cursed eye me again [Music] if i had one jacob i would thank you you know i i sadly don't [Music] all right i mean i don't know where i want to go i'm just going to keep getting gay see where god takes me i guess steal coins from dk that's i'm so sorry man you know what yeah like i i swear i forget meaning there was like three dialogue boxes if you want it you can have it i i swear listen luckily for you i i have it all together in one place so you can have it all dad i'm so sorry it's fine you know you can just take it all i swear i didn't make it i mean what was i gonna do with it anyways yo oh you got to savor it yeah not quite exodia oh yeah i know i i i i'm going for exodus right now [Music] all right oh oh so close so you just want to farm item spaces and lucky spaces yeah literally money does not matter at all for me that's such a sick game mode dash i swear to god it wasn't malice it was just illiteracy all right completely different listen i get it i'm g listen don't worry what was i going to use it for anyways so i saw a clip on twitter that you can click out of this map [Laughter] jesus christ oh yeah you're out of the map yeah uh you can jump over like the ball like the bottom left side somehow i want to i want to jump out i i clip it soft locks the game if you do that's content no go back i know i was trying i had 15 seconds on the clock killed bro we don't know that i won i could have lost i think you would have too that's what i'm saying yeah you'll never know ah that's unfortunately uh here we go time to spend all of my coins that was that was awesome that's somehow my fault i feel like you know i i don't know how but hey mario hello hello mario hello mario um oh that's so unlucky [Music] wait that way what me oh okay that makes more sense yeah that makes significantly more sense i keep hitting a expecting stickers to pop up that's a huge l d i i i wish a was a map for uh getting stickers yo dks oh since dk since you stole coins from dk or dash instead of dk he's cashing in oh no not today one more turn till he cashes in all right i am kind of hooked probably yo yo oh no you're two more actually man i was hoping that would be a real yo there's only a moderate yo yeah that is a fake yo [Music] a world against luigi what else is new squared away which one's this one oh this one this one rules nice try guys you'll never get me alive well you're dead either way i i don't think i ever had any trouble getting you dash it was just donkey kong you you gave it to him that's a sorry for me or congrats honestly at this point i just i just hope someone takes my star so i just have me and my skeleton key zero coins zero stars one skeleton key oh if only you got coins that minigame you could have gotten a skeleton even the cops don't want to talk to me he goes awkward all i have is me and this key i guess i'll go in here you can steal coins you still hear coins back from me man i don't even want to steal coins you just leave well you don't even have an option to definitely yeah that's what sucks you have to look at a map i just don't want to be here man like boo what do you want from me i you know what you're you're pretty that's fine yeah no it is like you're already prepared for it [Music] were you mashing the wrong button i was matching why there because i was hoping i could still have stickers coming out because my mind my mindset is the grind set right yeah i know you're saying ryan said spam and stickers like it was good information to know because if that is the case i would have never in my life smashed again ah roof i know we're all just smashing a and having a green time but yeah you have two stars play yeah you're getting two stars this turn yeah that was a genius play for me that's a massive hit thank you joe uh you know i got you man there is anything i can do i can i can spam a sticker for you and that means the world that's so cute that's all i'm good at just spamming the y button no one's near that one it's probably the dk is going to get um a gold pipe for next turn actually wait is this bowser space for me bowser space oh bowser space huge joe you're spamming stickers in support so i'd never take a star dude honestly that was my mind that that was that's my mental that was my gambit all right and it works good yes you fell for it you absolute fool you thought i was supporting you by spamming stickers i was supporting support you know what john bring it bring it wow wow miss wow miss you know what nice joe nice gambit mario let's not lose a star [Music] oh dude you don't give a [ __ ] about 30 coins no i'm the money guy i pissed 30 coins you've lost a hundred turns coins this turn uh correct [Music] you still have like a [ __ ] done honestly do family games is insane for the econ honestly oh wait dk oof yeah he definitely has enough coins for this yeah that's a dk star i said unless we can land on like a mini game yeah something i i don't really have much to provide here i don't what's what's in your area uh oh yeah there's nothing we can do yeah just kind of yo you get another skeleton uh wait uh is this chance time yeah that's chance time oh [ __ ] i'll give up exotic i can't get exactly getting exodia this turn i can't get exodia all right he's at but there's a one in five chance we have some content next turn there is there's sure you could replace your skeleton key oh my god couldn't do skelly please oh i thought you were matching i i was i had to stop for a second dude oh i'm so sad there wasn't a cursed ice block i love just hearing joe mash i'm always grinding man i know it's just like something that doesn't pick up on the mic which is a special little treat for me oh i can start doing it in the mic just like you know what i think that's what they want yeah here you guys go this is this is what it takes to get 900 stickers in one game i've never been the one in quicksand cash i've never i've never been that guy like a little dk is rough all right get him yeah you talk it all right thank you bowser jr based bowser jr oh [ __ ] i freed him and you're so mean oh my god you threw you doggy goes out playing you [Laughter] like he just how did he do it todd was in your [ __ ] head man i was waiting for him to start you know i was moving for any amount of movement [Music] he's cracked what can i say i i can't blame you man you know i'm just saying if that was either of you i would have hit it well neither of you guys are in my head like that yeah i know donkey kong is the only one that has those types of mind games i think luigi um lucky space item space blue uh yeah last turn kind of kind of a set well nothing really matters i don't think i don't think i think only the lucky space really could have helped you get more coins but that's like it i would be tied with donkey kong who's going to spend it for a star well would you have landed on lucky or just blue uh it was i think it was lucky space or item and that was my two options gotcha i think last time lucky only gives out um massive coins though yeah it's like seven to twelve or something yo huge all right so donkey kong gets star oh yeah he does doesn't he nothing we can do about that uh unfortunately this one is mapped to l this is a very hard one to match actually oh i would try a little harder if i were you i mean like don't worry i i'm cramping my hand in a very non like uh what's ergonomics so dk has to get two bonus stars to win uh yeah yeah cause like if he gets but we don't know which ones he could get as a thing yeah also there's chance time potentially oh yeah one in five [Laughter] you know man dude if i went up if i would not okay so maybe we oh [ __ ] every little yolk mini game let him go that's good for him honestly yeah that is that's a good last turn thing to get so we're all bullying dk [Music] he yeah not get three coins for that that's too soft i am each oh my god that's good for him that's a lot of coins for donkey kong i really hope this is not a game where he's a [ __ ] master at i hope we all have to mash i really hope it's not him unleashed need we have not had the same way isn't this just the oh yeah this one oh yeah cool i don't think dk lose we just tie on this we just split yeah this one's dude even if we just split that's still so good for dk and dash you're putting fewer coins but i'm [ __ ] pissed dude i'm so mad why can't i do stickers right now i i really would like to see today crying [Laughter] that's weird it has to be like on you yeah i think they did make this game a little harder just because the bombs feel harder to avoid than the previous one i don't know what they did differently to that one but definitely feels a little different that's poor [ __ ] of course he gets the extra coin he needs it joe you were beating him by one coin right now yes [ __ ] yes no okay you saw he's like turning his head and [ __ ] yeah i i thought let's [ __ ] go baby let's [ __ ] go baby so bottom of turn okay so what's the high quarter right to left left right left middle right left right middle left right middle sides to middle it doesn't matter which one you do first all right [Music] mario uh-huh all right donkey kong well dude i it took my brain so long to process what that was going to do the hype is the hype is chance to remember last turn last possible oh my god we have still not gotten [ __ ] dungeon duos is it in this one yes that's the craziest part the donkey kong you're throwing donkey kong you're throwing oh my god dash i don't think you're throwing i think we're both collectively throwing i think it's a team effort i'm carrying oh [ __ ] focus gamer actually i don't think i wanted donkey kong to win that game it was the exact same outcome right yeah true that makes sense yeah you got 10 coins you got 10 coins i got that rhythm on the download and now i'm goaded on the sticks all right who will win it all me item bonus that's not me is that dk that might be dk uh oh mario [ __ ] shrugged yo is that you that's me yeah the only bowser's face luigi's so sad about that he snaps his finger he's like dark oh the cops are back goodbye well that she got second last game that's true that's my highest placement ever it took it took a large amount of collusion to get me to second place yeah i was in a solid fourth until the last five turns and get this guy's got a mushroom i can't match anymore i'm like so sad yeah all right how many stickers did i do you still had one more coin than him true okay so tied for stars uh oh we no he collected the same man if i would have used that double dice at the end but i wanted the chance time i don't regret that play yeah i know you're right because that could have been like three stars also you would have still lost actually because you were spent 20 coins to get the star you know what i'm saying no no i if i would use my double dice i would have had eight like items used uh oh yeah oh i get what you're saying yeah oh that's that's an l that's fine though yeah the big man moved the most dude i did not move at all uh yeah not a lot of movement this one honestly i i kind of those 54 coins in many games though oh [ __ ] yeah you got a 77 yeah yeah i moved low that game uh i had red star i had mini game started coin star uh i had slow poke star actually and then dash had happening uh dash joe was very lucky i had one bowser space those were tactical lucky spaces though yeah oh my god you maxed out you maxed out ah get on my level kids holy [ __ ] you maxed out oh my god i never have a cap dude oh my god you can't this game's for [ __ ] children what can i say it's for all the people who told us to stop spamming joe proved them wrong today they said i wouldn't stop spamming statistically speaking this was the most obnoxious episode yet hell yeah all right yeah that's uh you don't ever tell what to do i got turned five my fate was sealed which color are you red it's like between turn five and ten it's just that's it [Laughter] ah well that was a good game quality mario party yeah you love to see it let's play among us honestly yeah i mean sus what i mean uh laugh no nah take it back i always have like a funny zinger at the end and we end the episode and then i was i was trying to get that so i was thinking if i say like among us and then he goes you know no fortnite yo

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