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today i mean yo today we are playing on peach's big ass cake yo and that's it we're like donkey kong's big ass cake holy moly yeah god bless yo and uh we have handicaps turned on uh and someone's looking a little different right now oh yo you know what's the craziest part about joe switching to rosalina you got a whole new set of stickers oh [ __ ] i do i i don't have any commitment to mario man i mario is a temporary fix he's my rebound the one that got away literally just straight away sadly who's that koopa troopa oh yeah oh yeah i've seen you rosa oh yes that's always yes that's an incredible what yeah skill issue is it our pool all right let's get started shout out to that one guy that went through and counted literally each individual sticker by the way in that one game oh yeah i think you had like 1195 yeah i that's huge yeah i i did not think it was that many but i'm glad i don't plan on going to break that record anytime soon rolling first in this board is so broken because you get the chance to land on those happenings yeah and that's just like return of investment immediately so the reason we all have a handicap of three stars is because uh you steal stars on this board yeah so we just thought that'd be a good way to get the economy ruined all the happening spaces are kind of useless if we don't have stars to like yeah lose or well how this game works they change the board a little bit it's uh you can take coins for five or stars for 30. also hey dash yo what is this an intentional bit from you by the way because all the comments just talk about how they never know if you're here until like three minutes in i'm just going for the most wholesome award right now so i'm concentrating on what not hitting the sticker button i don't know this one is but i'm just gonna you guys stand on the numbers that this person does not mean stop pushing me okay wait okay i understood it at the very end that's a sick minigame though i think it's from seven it feels like a fall guys mini game but good you know god remember fall guys do you remember the uh the fruit game yeah it was awesome yeah that one was pretty good fruits of doom or the uh no the one where it's just like memory one yeah where it just showed a giant picture of a fruit and you just had to stand on that same picture i would never forget anything about fall guys because it's the perfect game what was your favorite part of all guys all of it yeah you could only pick one part that's how dash and i met through fall guys true well is that real yeah you introduced us through fall guys is that real that's real yeah why yeah well me and jacob had like the most deranged twitter conversation yeah and we played mutuals on like twitter uh oh dk cashing in the big bucks here ah he's poor i know but i'm just gonna steal from potentially me i could i could roll low that's always possible no i i think it's much more likely that i roll low than you do i mean i don't think so oh i dodged it perfectly unfortunately imagine if i got a four like right now that would be crazy hilarious see look joe you're complaining for nothing i wasn't complaining i said imagine see look you landed on this that's great for you oh thank god so what i wish there was more money in my pocket right now but you know it's fine oh listen you just you know you're avoiding taxes this is hard work like especially because oh i used a sticker i'm not whole fringe fringe i would never tetris i'm just holding down this is hold for the game [Music] oh oh no classic blunder i play so many puzzle games yeah my life's like a puzzle dude donkey kong is riding really high right now okay there he goes [Music] well we we threw him on the master right uh yeah we threw him on master he's never been good at puzzle games because those require thought oh i understand that entirely yeah donkey kong has never been the smartest but he's always been the strongest that's for sure um this game takes so goddamn long to be better then it goes by faster oh yeah you got a point there actually [Music] yay i love luigi being happy i i do too but mario hates it because he's me he's a sociopath did you know that yeah matpat told me thank god manpad told us yeah you thought someone warned me i i i thought he was a good guy all this time i thought i could trust him apparently not yeah i'd never meet your heroes that yeah i i i follow that philosophy pretty hard okay can somebody please one jacob please one already i'm almost there i i'm just kind of choking right now [Music] there you go thank god huge i i i basically won yeah that that's almost like an exodia also we're not playing with exodia today yeah i think after last episode we decided we don't want to play with exodia do you agree with that dash you think it's a little unfair i think exodia was fair and fun yeah i i i think it was completely fair and just you know adapt type of thing yeah i agree but you know i we we don't need to have exodia you know yeah know i agree with that also we don't even have skeletons oh dk good oh my god oh yeah there are no skellies on this map dk takes an early lead except um he's broke oh stupid you're right you should have rolled low congratulations donkey kong congratulations on this l oh four that's damn i guess i'm taking my time you just perfectly dodged both of them sure i still why are you guys so poor i don't know what to tell the man d have you considered being more rich no i would not ever want to do that i i have a plan to get rich and it comes from stealing oh storm chase is this mario party 3 one also everyone has like commented like i don't think they know that like in the top right on the minigame screen it says what game they're from and it's like what yes i have noticed that it's it's why would we not it's it's just we haven't called attention to it it's like a who cares type thing yeah and also i just know mario party really well so like i feel like i don't need it i'm usually right i've been boxed out so hard this game yeah i i don't know i i think i've also been kind of boxed out i never know how well i do in that game because i always feel like i lost but then i always win but i definitely did not win this game i was a tiny little plant big man they call me big man 23 for a reason because i'm 21 years old [Music] okay okay thank you thank you for that dash i was born because i was born in 1923 oh okay together man what are you gonna do luigi i'm gonna roll a one that's that's huge oh this sucks no this is awesome no this is great hello donkey kong's thriving right now donkey kong please stop that was so god damn it now you can afford the star once tile after it he's got 20 let's see he's got 21 coins he's got all he needs you don't need any more man here hello go okay there we go that's z that that's about anybody pressing oh you found your rosalina yeah well you know you need to actually be pressing none of them because if you press them you're do unwholesome know me concerned with yeah that me the wholesome one on this bald podcast hey guys why are we all on this space get the [ __ ] off my space crazy i i'm getting away from y'all later yeah yeah he's out of there yo big man what you got you get the wart blocks with struck with dash four blocks alright guaranteed play all right i literally did not want to think about what item to actually get i just like i think war blocks on this map kind of funny i think it's pretty funny i think the strat is you get the star warp block or you go to bowser and war block that's funny yeah because then it guarantees screw someone over i don't know i feel like that little bowser island's not that bad in this game it's not it's obviously if you have the money it's better are you clockwise or counterclockwise i'm going clockwise i'm counterclockwise now i i thought it would work i thought about it dash that she did you want to have like a chance against big man i thought it would work i thought about it that time too dashed you almost got me i am not thinking about it this time though i told you [Laughter] oh you got me dashi are you the type of person that only does frock every single time okay donkey kong any other direction that's literally impossible i i have zero belief i had faith that donkey kong donkey kong changed his direction last second i i definitely thought that he was going i thought few of the retractable teeth wait white his teeth look he has no teeth and then he has teeth it all depends on if he wants teeth or not donkey kong yeah have you not noticed like a lizard [Music] watch okay you know that donkey kong has teeth he has the potential for teeth he shows a lot of potential yo what up big dude [Laughter] i appreciate that smile this isn't cool if i can't get the start man i'm gonna throw a fit just get the start just add more turns don't don't don't don't no no no don't tell him that no no he wasn't joking no he was joking dad you're taking this way too far no what the [ __ ] what a little strap in boys [Laughter] what is that a one that's a one for me that's a genuine what you know what no dash you know what that one is that's a hit oh you i've you just made this game six times longer i'm pretty sure i'm the most wholesome in this holy [ __ ] oh my god why nothing happened you lost six coins i'm wholesome he's so wholesome i'm so wholesome i don't do anything toxic you can't say that immediately after doing that doing what being wholesome all right okay let's let's go wait why dash why did you do that behold you might not make it all the way around in five turns all right so if anything i i will absolutely be making it around five turns i guaranteed now no i it was it was already guaranteed i i had a zero percent chance of not being able to you could roll once i know you're capable of such a thing okay man that's cold this game sucks oh yeah um we just just just ground pound yeah just at the same time yeah yeah i don't even know if same time does anything but it's just like this game is donkey kong has to [ __ ] up and do you think master yeah known to do such thing he's literally in his element he has vines in everything he is literally in the jungle yeah he's the king of swing as they call him is that true yeah oh my god you can actually grab one of those vines yeah dk knows yeah you can crack it it makes he's grabbing onto his favorite one right now free shivakadoo oh what if dk what what wow wow swing though at the very end seeing the skateboard alone in an abandoned forest is the most menacing thing i've ever seen i'm not gonna lie i kind of dig the aesthetic of it yeah it's just haunting what happened it tells a story it it's midwest is af oh yeah that was a cool announcement toad thank you that's that's me i have plenty of time to get the star here and that's why i'm taking my time no no don't reward him thank you see i've told you now i have plenty of time to get the star because i'm so wholesome where is he going he's going to wholesome val there he goes he saw the number five and it's his favorite number he's lucky guys joe i feel like your hidden block is in a really good oh right now yeah because no it's it's in a prime spot luigi is right behind the star donkey kong's near the star he's past bowser yeah i had to wait for him to get past bowser he's a thing i'm i'm probably the worst person for you to swap to but i'm still ahead of you i love how shocked he was for that no teeth if i wasn't looking oh they come and go go get a one sorry i mean i wanted to see the balzman oh i who am i giving coins here i would like some luigi coins right yeah thank you very much i can swing ten coins or seven that's works too i told listen look plenty of time to get money yeah this is a prime spot for joe i'd say all right what's up luigi it's a prime spot for wholesome that's fine that's equally fine i'd say no it's less fine but you ate away oh my god you gotta start anyways yeah i mean why don't i just roll it in you know yeah here you go always a good idea i think all right as they say well let's get the bread koopa let's do this let's do this that's a hit moment i wouldn't use the sticker this game because i'm so wholesome you used one earlier one earlier that's kind of toxic pretty crazy that's amazing that's a miss hardman not spamming stickers that's a miss [Music] i'm sorry i remember this game in dash [ __ ] up no that was me yeah i mean yep dash [ __ ] up yeah what oh i'm sorry wait hold on i got an idea guys are you taking [Laughter] guys we can split here yeah i'm down i i wasn't paying attention i forgot we were supposed to memorize i forgot too oh my god everything got i actually did not pay attention at all yeah guys uh i have some great news for you all there's we have a picture we do nana went here all right that one there yeah let me let me see what was it what was it okay banana mario mario okay mario wario luigi bottom left yeah because mario which one am i oh god this was it shy guy shy guy was here hammer was in the middle banana was top mario was over here up here mushroom in the middle luigi hat there oh sorry guys i can't remember it's a little hard oh it's a hammer at the top oh yeah okay you guys got that horribly wrong i like how dk's refusing to show us oh [Music] sorry it's okay just got christ was interrupting our mario party game i can't believe we did it that's right i can't believe i can't believe joe got the hat smile i was looking i was like wow don't get that wrong damn scream joe had the answers and just decided you think i was paying attention then too you know i wouldn't make a comment i'm just wholesome that's a good role dash thank you that happens there should be a thank you sticker that i can't use there is yeah there is there yeah it's so thanks yeah toad thanks right here oh you're right that's wholesome that that's a wholesome sticker that's a wholesome sticker it's a wholesome little guy wow so wholesome i think wart blocks to play on this map it's utter chaos but it's kind of sick it's either chaos and if you just get a star and everyone's on the other half of the cake it's guaranteed good mm-hmm oh this is weird this is like the first time we've played with the bonus mini games off our bonus stars off oh yeah we turned bonus stars off by the way but like does he go back to bowser he can't right he can oh do they say every time someone goes to bowser yeah they do no shine 225 chances in a row he's the luckiest one in this game if you think about it i mean he doesn't even have coins so honestly if dash pops the warp block again you know yeah that's the best thing you can do lucky space too dude he really likes that spot he does oh my god he got 20 coins in one turn yeah so if you don't steal from him he definitely gets a star next turn that's kind of rough oh that's another coins right no no no no one's there yet oh so it can why i'm investing throwing towards the stocks yeah i mean i'm the money guy right now so of course that's nice and plump i agree like it too oh my god how many how many does big dude steal oh one star just one okay yeah one's not bad no i had part of you felt like you know it being a board gimmick it could be like you know two yeah i wish i could i would up 60 for two you know oh yeah i'll just take another one of these or oh i thought of something i should do actually what probably grab custom dices and just like you know i think custom dice are huge on this actually i don't get 10 coins for your shitty lottery dk paid two [Laughter] d do you go to bowser here no i'm absolutely not going to bowser i'm going to koopa troopa i'll collect the 10 coins i just lost you know they're painted i never knew rosalina had painted nails oh i forgot there's a spot right there what the [ __ ] yeah yeah it's just on the side of the cake i don't normally see there's a spot right at the end or is it me and dk massive oh dk doesn't lose bobsled no he never does dash does though i've never lost bobsled ever dk loses the at the massing mashing portion you guys crank my neck really hard dude that holy [ __ ] that hurts oh why did that hurt come on dk we're doing great we got this all right dash i'm like you handle most of the turning okay never mind i thought about that and you know it's fine oh we missed the pad oh that's huge you guys win unless you fall off we would never fall off no why would you yeah i've stayed on top since day one oh god i said that and then i saw the giant open no railing okay never fallen off never will plus ratio plus you're bald plus you're bald where'd you guys fell off okay that's really holding straight into the wall right there trying to fall off right now oh they didn't let me fall off i couldn't fall off i tried yeah i've tried missing and every time i hit ah when i play basketball i i actively aim away from the net and it always goes in i love the bowser noise oh oh let's go luigi i'm gonna pop it you pop that [ __ ] i would have popped that [ __ ] that's a miss actually all right i pop it because it's funny uh this one looks like luigi oh that looks like bowser to me yeah it looks like luigi because it's tall and awesome yeah i feel so good now it's a great time to swap yeah i i think now i will not use my wart block this turn oh yeah don't want to risk it oh dk got a star do we no he just oh yeah he has the money for it he does not want to go up space further i like there's no consequence to going further i think there's like a lucky space ahead yeah no there's honestly justin just incentives to go past yeah but i think he's just a modest man the eight is all he needs he just wanted a better view of that cake [Music] oh that's fat do i i might land on something up here yeah yo big man it's only five coins though back right nine honestly not that worth it i guess early game it's not that bad but just yeah early co early game it's huge [Music] ooh i'll take a 10. hello what's up koopa oh and i'm landing on a spot right uh-oh that's the you landed on a spot i thought that spot was um the next one nope nope well i mean it's so it was a trade you know no i i gave you coins you gave me yeah it's like it's like you bought a star yeah yeah it is like that for nine coins yeah yeah um and i spent well you know you were towed out in that position i don't like being toadette you know it's like it was like a you know a friend a friendly discount i would never get that well that's kind of rude and not wholesome which is why i like keeping that one goomba clean oh okay he was he was surviving for a while he wasn't splatoon yet god i wish they just had splatoon music playing so i couldn't hear anything i could go gargle piss right yeah the toilet's right there dude like we can fix that if you want splatoon music donkey kong did you do literally anything i did everything yeah he carried you that game no he dude i got a like i got like five at the very end well he was are he was blocking me as much as he possibly could why did i get anxiety right there we can't add any more to anything but i still got it like there's nothing for me to be nervous about everything's to [ __ ] already yeah everything's great already because we're having a wholesome time with our friends all right i think you should have popped it huh why would i do that i get a birthday cake okay i i'm not gonna argue with your logic because i can't [Music] it's pretty sound you're so lucky dad i'm such a lucky man holy [ __ ] it all comes back around [Music] all right don't worry he's got something he's gonna roll a nine but not one over oh what does he get what does he get dude i wish donkey kong would have got a 10. just so we could like know if he's going to bowser island or not you know oh yeah i do i feel like he is he's pretty unlucky someone said he's actually pretty lucky he's really good in mini games questionable and bored play yeah his board play i think is just the ai hitting the a button not one over though not one over i'm following in donkey kong's footsteps he walks so you could walk a little faster real jacob game so far not like i'm winning just gotten pretty lucky i feel yeah it happens you know it's only turned 9-30 though yeah anything could happen oh we're gonna break double-digit stars awesome i would like yes my own spot now you can invest [Music] i just want to point out this is character development any other episode i just imagined at the button what happened what changed it gets small what changed i i i lost a star so i had to think pardon by war yeah yeah you call it he's rosalina it's a different character mario would have mastered it mario is a brain dead [ __ ] all right i got counter picked is what you're telling me yeah later skater is this ah this one i feel like we got this one so many times yeah and dungeon duos once it's so sad all right let's go mario party do you guys like this mini game no i don't i i really don't like that i mean i would say i actively dislike it i like ice skating it's a wholesome time i i i hate ice skating it's down now actually i think about it i hate this mini game i think it's awesome i think that's a world record world record in my opinion he's just walking in the wall that sounds hard to do honestly impressive he's a great skater who luigi luigi yeah have you ever seen him in the mario and sonic games that's like feeling oh my god when are we playing that uh right now we we don't have it but actually we do yeah we do we got it for the switch because we had a whole bit prepared and we forgot which is very standard for us yeah no dude you guys could see the question of games that we bought for a bit and have not you know redeemed that investment i wish you could see our our game collection just to be like all of these were intended to be played on the channel and we just played mario party this time for sure okay that's definitely not bowser see look that's that's too happy before you get past it's the wholesome flower does he land on the happening here now oh did literally any of those spaces would have been i landed on that space now you only know what's happening it should still count he's them he's he's had so much money this game he has four stars compared to your six so i don't think it's you know the money no but he's been losing it all is what i'm saying oh yeah yeah like his he keeps going to bowser gotcha i was like okay let's like we're gonna keep our eyes on the target right now i'm not fear-mongering i promise i'm just shocked at like how much money dk has accumulated given how poor he is right now yeah yeah i get what you mean because he has lost a lot what goes up i wish that they had the must come down yeah dude that i like that one a lot of years games from mario party 6 which had like the day and night cycle and yeah and if you played at night you had to fall down which is cool get cool gimmick oh i'm bad it affected the boards like pretty heavily too which honestly kind of fun mario party 6 is my favorite mario oh my god it i blew my 46 is good all the gamekeeper parties oh okay i know you don't like five but four or six seven i don't like a lot five is kind to me just because it's lucky you know i did so i did really bad i did [ __ ] oh my god i had it i fell i felt like three koopas at one point i struggled recovering i did pretty well outside of that i could not compete with the greatest we didn't expect you to don't worry uh yeah i think mario party 5 is fine it's just super lucky which i guess to a lot of people that's what mario party is yeah i just i miss having like the story modes even though the story modes weren't like anything big it was just it was fun it was fun i like the story modes like what was it three that had the uh like the weird one yeah yeah i i don't know how else to describe it they had boss minigames that was so cool four had a great story mode uh we played seven on deluxe oh yeah we didn't play sevens yeah seven is fun just because toad got to say eat [ __ ] and die yeah toad got to be a little toxic dk's investing here wait okay so is it if you land on that one you're planning for both those happening spaces okay okay okay that makes a lot more sense then yeah that makes that a lot more dangerous gotcha yeah yeah so it's a 20 chance every time you approach that's that's interesting all right i'm investing just trying to get safe around those more land on them true true that's my main goal you don't have money so i'm down to go either way the lottery i just mash a on this i have no agency in it yeah it doesn't that's bowser isn't it no that's definitely valid yep yeah just like i said you could redash you're welcome i'm i'm really good at reading books i'm good at reading yeah i have that skill perfect thank you you know not one i am also following in donkey kong's footsteps of why take an extra step it's just extra risk right you don't know what's up ahead you know i'm all about risk aversion personally you've always struck me as that kind of guy all right i would really like to get one of those bonus blocks i just want to say the game would have been over before we changed turns out of turns but then that's less game to play you're right we couldn't have played rocky road honestly he's right okay so they like definitely changed like how broken jump kicks oh yeah yeah jump kicks used to be broke oh dk what the [ __ ] are you doing yeah no i remember playing it with donkey kong once he just gets in your way yeah he does he didn't kick anything he kicked you he sure did yeah i mean i'm going to lose my money to bowser here in a second yeah so you don't really have a lot to lose yeah and also there's no mini game star or anything so you know good good separating right there dash oh my god how many of these are there's so many uh there's five so there's you do this these two boulders right here and then you do one giant boulder afterwards i think jump kicking might be better on the giant boulders because you can like jump triple kick but i don't know i don't think so dude dk is awful in this one mini game and only this one see yeah i don't know that just feels weird i'm going home gig get in the card yo we get the car donkey kong picked up the toadette it's like it's like when you play danganronpa and you pick up the girls in the car by running them over huh yeah no that's that's the thing in donald okay yeah that's uh is that two that's three three yo that's the thinking game in three because in the thinking game in donald trump but two is a run when you're on a skateboard i'm trying to i don't really remember that one i'll be honest i wish i was you all right oh wait the skateboard yes okay now remember yeah oh is there one one wait what is he doing [Laughter] what a guy i think i don't know what we were saying about their board play earlier actually i think their board plays phenomenal bye that's that's a wow that's a wow for me oh my god that's where dk starts spamming stickers good game good game but he has special ones it's just the ip address oh my god dude the donkey kong nice ipad dress sticker is so funny to me i wish i wish the cpu were docks this more that'd be funny i wish the cpu would spam stickers because i want to see high donkey kong sticker i would love to see it and we never get to see high donkey kong stickers that's a huge play from joe thank you oh 40k poor dk you could roll a one here and that'd be crazy yeah yeah of course oh dude i wish i wasn't poor right now dude i bust out my goofy laugh right there you're goofy i think it was some video you just like threw goofy on it as i laughed yeah you definitely did the wahahahahu that's more mario than goofy mario oh no i'm not really good with the accents or voices i neither might i'm awful at it i was trying to do a british accent to d yesterday and it kept coming off as swedish she she's very british yeah she's not but you know she uh uh peach you ready no i was thinking too much fun i press it right as the game starts or like the little practice game so it i always like do it too early and i get locked out bro it's hard sometimes guys it's not any helpful that you can ground pound with the same button i think it's funny yeah i keep accidentally ground pounding but i keep doing it on purpose too so it's it's weird oh my god rosalina killed it i didn't even realize oh my god don young did nothing i thought i was doing great but rosalina got i thought i was doing great till i realized i picked nothing up [Laughter] i'll take my three coins all right go go go go go oh wait that's why hey luigi oh my god i picked up my controller and now i'm not wholesome you pick up your controller that's a that's a miss i it was a hit for a second i like the double warp block it's genius you could warp block 2 dk and then buy another warp block i i think war blocks like insane on this board like i think you need to have one like just no i think it's the best item yeah because it just gets you out of bowser land i think it's less of that and more of just star placement actually yeah 908 i would like to roll low that's pretty low chance time all right what's gonna be [Music] wait [Music] oh who's winning today yo i got my star back honestly yeah that's it that's all that happened that's fine for you though yeah actually yeah you just screwed me over if anything not well for like this next star oh yeah yeah yeah unless i hit a two you hate to see it yeah so all that i just did was i got a star yeah you just prevented me from getting a star yeah actually honestly that was a really yeah like that's not a bad play yeah it's a very like small chance time like nothing crazy happened like it still gave you a star denied you the chance of buying a star and it didn't help anyone else which is like the main thing you're concerned with like if that dude goes to donkey kong yeah yeah oh this one this one's a lot of fun because we don't get to play the game at all i think we do um it's it's it's just if dash lets us hey josh you know the left a little bit josh can you let us play the game like why are our ropes two feet long dude there's just so much there's so much bag i missed that one bed dude they should literally have the ropes be like just a little bit longer all right you can go left now 12 coins yeah doggy someone bought that one in actually he just turns around and flips the fattest bird you've ever seen all right yeah what i was trying to hit on that chance time thing i was trying to hit swap coins like because you can if you do the middle one first you can usually track it i just got impatient all right it seems too complicated to me to like actually be able to do you have to memorize the two before the one you want and yeah then that's the part where i get complicated because i forget gotcha i'd forget which two came before the wholesome flower have you ever missed yeah well he went to bowser once no he's all wholesome [Music] oh yeah i i lost a lot of time right there is huge i don't want this that looks wholesome to me all right donkey kong hurry up it's been a full five seconds in your turn still going on it took him so long to hit that all right this time for sure donkey kong is not going to bowser you might roll he might roll on and give you a star again i can't believe that happened i i don't know why i i generally don't get it i find it shocking oh okay he picked the one on the right let's see how that's going to pay out in late game [Music] listen he's three for four right now saying is if he gets struck by lightning three times i'd say you're pretty lucky yes you're just grateful oh yeah yeah like like once it's already rare twice like dang three not one over two one over there's a little cringe i'm traveling into the great unknown [Music] i love the view the star gives us the what the view the view oh yeah duncan's ass yeah that that one it's a great view also guys i think i ordered food and i think it's here i'll be right back all right i'll run i'll be fast don't worry oh lucky space i don't care i okay will you get up and get his controller so we get the start button now we can start tuxen fanny while he's gone no all right what mini game is it uh okay maybe we don't want to start without him what depending on which one it is title toss i got this you got it i'm a double thumb expert all right i'm going to trust you on this that is the wrong way entirely oh my god holy [ __ ] um he won donkey kong won the mini game what minigame was it uh it doesn't matter hey what one was it um a really hard one yeah it wasn't it wasn't an easy game we saved a video so you can watch it yeah that's what i did i'm not what not getting away with this no it's a hard game [Laughter] [ __ ] what did you guys do um so it's a hard mini game all right you can't even tell which person put their controller down [Music] game it's really hard yeah that was hard man that was hard i can't last three seconds either [ __ ] no it's it's cool man you know we all have our days we're we're minutemen as we call in wait dk lady on the lucky space again yep that is his third time that is his third time going past bowser and his third time laning on that lucky spot one time he rolled onto it though i do want to see yeah he is consistent he uses look he doesn't have teeth joe all right uh you gotta remind me like beforehand what'd you get buffalo wild wings ooh nice i have not had some wings in a minute oh they sound good what is it what was that some uh what is that original is that parmesan garlic ooh oh my choice i i know my wings dude farm garlic is [ __ ] phenomenal i i haven't been to a buffalo wild wings though in like two years like in person now if i just door-dashed it whenever i get bored yeah it's not like a bad door dashboard oh my god dude no it delivers pretty well i think every time i every time i've gotten it delivered recently it is not delivered well i hate to see that yeah which i'm sure is just bad rng but because that i'm just like i don't want to risk it dude okay hard game wins this right yeah hard all right luigi luigi i pressed it no you [ __ ] didn't mario disagrees i just missed it's over oh god oh you're not allowed to throw lobs like that man oh my god i'm so bad at this game these are just showing my age and how bad my reaction times are now i think it's the same timing every only one ball throws different timing no there's definitely fast there's definitely fastballs [Music] yeah there's there's like no no but like on the lobs you can like press a twice and you hit it oh you mean yeah so you just oh yeah that's what i'm saying it's one timing but the only one that's different is the one that takes longer to wind up died okay i never would have realized that i'll forget it probably by the next time and then we'll get the explanation again oh no my bad my bad sorry wait where is it at what are you doing sorry [Music] [Laughter] where's big man going somewhere i think that's landing on my exclamation mark spot i'm not positive but i think it is i'm why the hell do you think that i'm spaces away what the [ __ ] what you know what i'm sorry joe i i could just feel it you're an english teacher i shouldn't have doubted yeah don't don't question my geometry ever again dude it's too woke as the kids call it do you think dk gets a star yes no no no three ones there's one okay there's one roll of five he should get i was hoping he rolled eight with it somehow eight and not one over yeah yeah okay that makes sense then okay so dk all of our forks are dirty so i'm using a knife to eat these wings that's where i'm at in life right now dude somehow we've lost a lot of forks i don't i don't know how we keep losing forks like we don't really use forks that often i feel like it's not like we don't do our dishes like our i i they just disappear i've seen some get destroyed yeah but we'll figure it out later i think what it actually was whenever our dishwasher broke that one time and then like someone loaded the dishwasher not knowing it was broken and that like all of our civil war just rested oh you remember that no oh well it was an actual rest because you know it's not like metal but it just looked it it got a bunch of gross [ __ ] on it oh dk got a custom dice block he's gonna roll onto someone else's space it's huge for him honestly [Music] what you're gonna do [Music] you taking you taking it awesome yeah that was the one l but now you can put another another one yeah let's do it again we hear you loud and clear joe what what what what what i'm huh i'm just sitting here do you huh huh you get to play the lottery again i didn't play the first time um if i go to bowser i'm taking someone with me okay taking someone oh yeah i guess you can yeah yo everyone coins are on the line how many coins though 5 10 20 that we're like a million [ __ ] you're close i mean seven's like it's halfway there almost yeah you gotta round up a couple of times you know stockholder derby's in this game yeah you wait this game's in this game among us oh my god oh yeah i forgot this is uh this is squid game yeah this wasn't was this even in is i i i i i feel roblox i feel like i haven't seen this game like i don't think we've seen this either like at all in our playthroughs i've seen other people play it oh oh my god go back it's it's when your character model starts blocking it when it gets hard [Music] it's kind of like squidward it was kind of like squid game what is it 92 wow i'll take it oh good in tracing minigames i feel i don't know what skill set i or where i developed that from first grade probably probably first grade yeah but i'm really good at like that minigame though the line tracing mini game where were you were you guys good at uh coloring inside the lines no no i was just good at stealing other people's art you know what babe good for you dash yeah what are you gonna do now rosalina um do something crazy i know no one saw that one coming no one saw that one coming all right everyone evacuate the dance floor all right we're going to bowser now that's a 50 50. nah there's a 100 chance we're going to bowser balzman god dude i want i didn't feel like bowser i wanted to go see him i think that you might land on the happening though um i probably would have if you didn't speak yeah but yeah you would have yeah you you saying that moved the space we've been teaming with dk so many [ __ ] times came back down well dk has that oh yeah yeah he already won i forgot hit the foot down yeah glad you learned now though oh we suck all right we've lost we've lost dash it's over gg no we lost he's gonna forget he could forget he absolutely could forget dude grab it what the [ __ ] dude what's up what's wrong i can't craft them what the [ __ ] i keep just making really tall cakes and they keep telling me it's wrong why do they hate you they hate me are they scared of new ideas yeah i don't think i've ever complained about getting extra cake with my cake but i would absolutely complain about getting a [ __ ] strawberry with my cake so i i think dash's cake should have counted basically okay i wouldn't complain about the cake because i'm wholesome i just say it's a very nice i just wouldn't complain i wouldn't complain especially now that the complaint rule is in an act you're the only one following the complaint rule i complain a lot actually yeah i know like complaining's kind of how i breathe kind of bass i think complaining it's oh my god what's about to happen did we get to watch it oh [ __ ] yeah i wish it would just change if we didn't and we just had to like deduce what happened okay trade coins donkey kong and not me oh oh that's an elf yeah luigi good game pick that he knew exactly what he wanted you know what dk that's a hit good job donkey kong i think i mean it doesn't really matter to me but you know it's it's a good job dk for sure still yeah you're uh 10 away from that one that's pretty far [Music] if only you had a custom dice block i can i count that was 10 right yeah no it was ten it was absolutely rolling onto here but i feel like this one gets more traffic yeah because there's a chance to skip the other one yeah there's two chances to skip the other one actually yeah you could go to bowser or you could get on the happening though that the other one's actually the least valuable one yeah i think the bottom one is the least valuable one so like it's still worth something yeah but uh yeah i'm gonna roll a 10. all right i always take my hand off the controller because i'm so scared of miss clicking that's fair that's completely fair i got 10 coins here you guys gonna return to five whenever it was at a turn five of ten also i got two people immediately behind me yeah and one of those donkey kong and he has a fat custom dice block you might just give me a star because he's a nice guy i think donkey kong's the most wholesome person in this room what i mean joe wouldn't you say so he gave you a star yeah that was pretty wholesome of them i i would say all right [Music] just big number go fast nice gas gas gas fun fact that uh actually didn't change your odds at all yeah i know yeah no i just i just want a big number go faster but you know here donkey kong you can have you can have nine coins you owe him that i don't know i'm just being gracious and allowing him to take it do you think dk is going to give me a star i think there's chance nikkei yeah do you think he's just gonna like roll onto it this time i got um no i think he's gonna avoid it i think this is funny this is like um betting one on the price is right just pressing a immediately just trusting that everyone else will [ __ ] up wait that's kind of kind of raw actually that's kind of raw it's different for everyone like what's going on right yeah it is oh my god i'm insane i i try to be cracked i went for point one dude i beat dk by point one winner yeah dk's cracked out of the game so you really have to be something he doesn't have teeth look no teeth you saw him that time right all right what oh sorry you got you had to remind me like a fooled like three seconds before dude rosalina looks kind of emo like i love rosalina she's such a great addition to the mario cast they kind of just took her in i feel like pat she's my daughter oh that's a little cringe dash two over sad and poor if only someone didn't steal your coins well he didn't i let him borrow it because that's nice oh my god okay i thought he was gonna do it not like guarantees that he doesn't land on it too right yeah okay there it doesn't guarantee it it just oh yeah it it doesn't even it doesn't change his odds at all there was a 20 chance he got it got on that oh you actually get coins just for free on this one you just eats uh was that you smile but uh the probability of it is that since you move further if you move like too forward it's still a 20 chance so like if you want to see it eliminate your probabilities of hitting on it in like future turns that makes sense yeah where is everyone [Music] there's so you work through the one and three this is empty yeah i wouldn't i would like to hit a nine or ten that'd be awesome [Music] all right i would not like to get a one i mean it's only coins i don't have enough for for i would still like to not get a one okay that's fair yeah you're in first now though because i did see would like not a one it's unlikely you'd hit a one i would like not a one thank god oh my god you get an eight come on dude [Music] you can't hit you can't hit that you're gonna be choosers oh i i i trust me well you're not i thought i was i just saw a girl with donkey kong i'll be honest oh [ __ ] oh i'd rather be oh no oh god actually i'm thriving the cake one was great too all right good catch good catch dk like game shots on this mini game because i'm giving him awful throws and he catches them anyways oh that's a bad throw on me [Music] yeah if anyone could see like my throws d i i have not thrown them dk he is like he is playing on like shitty netcode and catching them i i feel like i gave some pretty solid throws um and dash caught pretty much all of them we didn't miss a single one it's a good team actually i'll be real i don't know any dash caught i wasn't looking at i had a great teammate wait i just seen dash compliment joe and joe hard shuffles to find miss and then didn't pull the trigger i actually hit god's like i'll just go with it that's so funny that's so subtly toxic that's what i go for you know yeah no you nail it every time that's gonna be a subtly toxic deed dash has exodiated us with four blocks the last three turns are gonna be crazy no yeah i'm a winner it gives me a star [Music] that's a good i mean no no that's it it would be a hit because you could see bowser yeah you're a wholesome guy and then i'm a wholesome so i'm gonna be like bowser he's gonna see i have no coins and he's gonna go i'll give you 10 stars for free because i'm just a nice guy he's so lucky and then i'm gonna deny him love anyways because nice guys finish last what the [ __ ] [Music] dk's the money how did that sentence start and end with dk or bowser being a nice guy so he's gonna what i don't know man okay i it's fine i it's fine all right just do not a one not a one not a one huge that's a yeah yeah i should have rolled it to tbh it would have been more uh humble of you to roll it too i'm just not a humble guy you know donkey kong has so much money and he's saying look at that ass in the back bro they knew what they were doing okay well i fringe i i'm losing all my coins here anyways so yeah yeah that's probably the best i might as well do blade up i really wish i had two more coins but it's all right oh my yo sorry it it will always be terrifying it's a pizza pizza it's this is a mashing mini game joe okay cool you have to match to move and then it's all about uh pathing okay [Music] oh dk come on don't let me down do we have to eat all the pizza uh whoever eats the most in the time limit but usually if you know how to mash you'll usually like eat it all i'll get the crust all right you get that little sliver uh-huh we're gonna cut your homes good problems i messed up i definitely choked dk carried me sanji would be proud of us not a criminal really good at being fat asses being fat asses and mashing that i just want to say dk did incredible on that game i i let him down hard i'm so embarrassing sanjay would be sanji would be so embarrassed yeah he would not be very happy with you there [Music] you're not gonna work okay now he wore blocks or he's saving them for the last turns either way oh my god what is he about to do why what okay no this no i don't get it i i he gets a stare now he's one in front of me do you did you think about that i now you get to stare too yeah i'm paying respect dude how do you know which one to stare at honestly honestly that's the best it's like two platonic plates shifting that's honestly the best spot in the whole board i wish there's a hidden block there and you just won the game it just closes the game it crashes it deletes it off your switch you beat a mario party go outside now you'll unlock the hidden porn video they hit hey joe good job man he's a hit [Applause] oh oh just sit there and be poor yeah like two comes in he goes i'm gonna put the star there hmm right i've had a multiplayer game in a while pokemon oh sorry i'm just used to mario party like the old ones where you know you have to start to end it and it takes so long in this one what are we playing squid game yeah this is spread like are we sure this is mario party this is the second squid game we've played you could probably make a squid game mario party thumbnail this is red light green light yeah we have the honeycomb one um oh my god is actually cheating is this a race or is it just whoever survived it's it's a race john literally cheating unironically he's frame perfect i'm posting out no i don't care okay i'm committing the action committee shake shake shake [Music] oh my god that was so greedy [Music] yo dk was cracked at that one yeah there's no way he should have got he got caught oh my god he's the money guy speaking he is so the money guy right now he is very rich luigi time go luigi i don't i don't get it i don't know what's going on but i respect the game plan i guess bowser is kind of pissed you don't have a full 20 coins together i oh generous of them just don't get the cake yeah he thinks it's oh hype hype bowser space maybe maybe you get communism yo communism he's pretty awesome i would say hit capitalism yeah another hard hit us getting ad revenue from this video though that's yo ads yeah ads are a hit when we get oh bowser minigames i have zero coins anyways i'm just can we just yeah i'm running off screen oh it doesn't matter if we run off because dk is gonna play the game he's gonna sweat you did great joe thanks man can i push dk i just wanted to take as much pressure off myself you know you now you guys have something to lose because i can hold coins to lose yeah it's like you know that's a little bit more focused you guys have to give i almost just walked off the edge because i was looking at dk yeah i had this cake to be specific right yeah no oh my god did you see that dude that was pixels away [Laughter] donkey kong did not expect that at all he thought you guys had a truce going [Laughter] oh my god that was just like in squid game that was just like that was like squid game i wish we had a sticker that said that squid game that was just like squid game oh my gosh good game when the lights turn off oh my god you're so right oh true oh one under that's respectable i mean he he doesn't he needs to build more money before then oh yeah you're right nice or right ooh humble yeah no just one over you you got to stay humble sometimes i understand pretty humble guy oh i'm sorry rosalina right now she looks upset i i feel like a happy what like like good for you type what oh okay yeah i'm good for her i mean sorry i mean no it's fine i there's literally nothing that can come from this that scares me unless he takes a star okay there's one on here that scares me [ __ ] dumbass that's a hit it stayed on bowser for a very long time wow that was scary oh my god dude we're just statics at this point me and me and dk are statics too yo dash you want to team genesis you know i'm down you want to see something fun you can do guys let's all jump off and see if dk just wins i have to [ __ ] run away from dash if you bounce if you jump on my head it insta kills you that's awesome man it's so funny all right okay any any time now oh my god we won that what the [ __ ] dash you're insane dash literally tk'd me at the start i didn't need you clearly he just needed space i was just trying to give you a hug let your fingers rest a little bit too what [Music] modest you guys why why does this keep happening on this board because we're respectable guys yes oh wait that wasn't exactly one over okay oh you're right i thought it second star wait no third i guess technically now but he might give it to one of us soon that'd be cool of him if donkey kong did that i'd be like wow what a poger's gorilla i'd be like what a wholesome guy dk wholesome guy so wholesome that's a nice little five [Music] you know nothing wrong with the nfl collecting some money right now all right i think that's a good place i don't know how many i am away that no that definitely decreases your odds a lot nice nice yes i'm landing on one of those spots i'm pretty sure specifically yours well if it is it's just coins oh you're safe thank god i don't know how to do math such a scary pass if you roll low now you get your own which is big yeah your snowball summit which one's this one oh i remember this one all right oh b i was matching a ow i was just going for a minute let's get the gorilla he's on the edge okay you're right you're right shake joe okay all right put put the oh i thought he's dead i'm just gonna get a big boy ready for him right i got it i got him i got him throw it throw it yeah yeah yeah true true all right shake all right burn an ad run an ad write an ad yeah run an ad walk do some laps can we make a dick uh i think if we went into the game with the intention of it i'm making a dick all right oh there's my dick all right ball what's up um can i make him oh you you dude you just oh i'm screwed up i'm gonna that is a thin rod right among us he's kind of there he's kind of there you can draw an outline there we go i'm gonna go straight into making among us next time that's what i tried to do what happened uh i i had an accident oh let that happen happens to the best of us congrats all right are the chance to okay the chance time spaces don't go away right uh well is it just not one board it's versus versus mini games that do go away oh okay okay gotcha yeah which honestly i think that's a fair decision to make balance like [Music] [Music] that's yeah [ __ ] that one [ __ ] that second one dude between you and me i never liked that second one do you get a triple dice okay nevermind there's a game plan here that i don't understand and i gotta be honest dash still might win i yeah i don't think you're meant to understand that game plan yeah there are so many turns for him to get money and then just get stars um the triple it's definitely not impossible all right where's dk he's gonna go see bowser his best friend yeah he's absolutely this is gonna be for four out of five but that's for him i'm almost completely positive come on show us the bowser oh breaking mold that is unheard of i i'm just shocked yeah [Music] he could oh no i'm just going to roll fat nice good fatty i didn't want to roll too fat because now if i go to bowser's i guaranteed like oh yeah you're guaranteed broke now yeah um so i might as well just spend money yeah wait i want to look at board i have you buy a warp was one two three dash does have a point you can buy a ward block you could buy a wart block that's a little unfortunate worse this is a blue space okay so i hear you i'm just giving you some time too what oh no no you're good don't take your time dude i i have no rush honestly wrapping up i don't think i need to invest anything we can add another 30 turns if you want i'll do triple dots i think that's the play ooh i would have bought a wart block i have a warp block yeah that's so to watch your point all right so wait is luigi past the the lottery yet okay so that means okay oh [ __ ] uh this is a red though no not that oh yeah just you know dash is getting exactly what he wants maybe i i i don't know what dash wants i i he's getting a timeline that could be scary i get it i get what he's going for now and you just have to wait i i i okay all right which one tug award oh my god stop did if it would just go faster i don't think i've been the one on this no i have all right donkey kong what the [ __ ] dude you weren't spinning i was spinning this is donkey kong well i was spinning i i like that was a sue nintendo kind of spin for me i i feel like i was giving a good soon nintendo spin i think i'm pretty good at spinning i'll be honest yeah i'm good at spinning but yeah when i'm in a chair that swivels i must i spin pretty good [Music] what do you got luigi uh that's tragic so loud her crying is just so loud and that's a hit all right wait dash where do you where you want to go hmm he has to go to bowser right go to bowser yeah this is a hit yeah they like he has no choice i can see my best friend dk and i walk past him hello bowser what is he gonna give you yo 15 coins inflation that's a miss wait oh no where's it at oh who's that here we are bowser i don't wait does bowser always give you an item if you go past him oh i didn't realize that that's not too bad then i guess it's kind of a rip it's like no does he because he didn't you know he was getting the first ice block yeah he didn't do that with dk i know the one on maybe he does that i don't know maybe he's only if you're in last i guess yeah and i mean this verses didn't even disappear i guess maybe only just some some maps i don't know yeah i don't know i don't know go book squirm mush pit what's my schmidt bumper balls yo balls but we have a common enemy yeah oh god oh god all right yo we we do we do guys guys we can talk about this i'm so awesome guys no shake shake shake nah there's 30 seconds okay you're right let's does shaking change anything is what i'm saying yeah i guess it's shaking at the very least i feel like yeah yeah see i feel like this is why we shake on most games oh wait wait i think we should shake joe yeah no i don't want to actually yeah you know she can't do bad ideas shake [Music] [Laughter] [Music] they didn't want you to they made the timer speed up as soon as they saw it dude i'm surprised they never like mixed that board up a little bit i i think you could mix it up imagine if the platform like rotated yeah yeah because then like some if you were randomly on the incline you would be in an advantage state yeah i think mario party 2 had a kid designed for it because there were like random hills on it there were like ice patches that let you gain speed yeah i think stuff like that's really good yeah and i'm just i'm sad they only brought back whenever he uses an item that kills me all right where is he going joe look when he hits the dice there's no teeth yeah no teeth wait okay remind me next turn look i have no teeth right now yeah yeah yeah no teeth yeah i follow i follow yeah but watch she's gonna turn around smile teeth teeth yeah yeah yeah okay i i'm following i'm following yo get a one where is everyone right now get a one yeah i'd roll a one this is awesome [Music] dude i think that was awesome personally i've been screwed out of that like three times now oh that wasn't very humble of me i i [ __ ] hate this i'm so [ __ ] mad why it's mario party it's [ __ ] and it's a hit no it's a mess it's such a miss prove it i i am by me not getting a star this turn oh my [ __ ] god dude jacob that was a great role dash you're a pretty wholesome guy you know that give me a one give me a one give me one give me one [Laughter] i'm so glad you got to roll what you wanted all right are you putting yourself on it on the board [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] no [Laughter] give me that back i stole that from you fair and square you bastard i don't think you should be named calling donkey kong he's just been a nice guy no he's been a piece of [ __ ] that's a hit oh this one there's a coin in the first one by the way oh thanks for coining the first one i got a coin in the second [Music] one yeah okay [Music] all right coin [Music] i'm just opening everything i have no coins in my path uh if you did it right you got 20 coins in this game so it works what if you did it right you got 20 coins i missed two yeah i guess so i swear i didn't i kept pressing a too early so i missed the first like five bucks fun fact in the original game if you've got every single one you only got 19 coins isn't that silly it's a little quirky with my tongue yeah 19 such a weird little number [Music] one i don't know what dash's plane is but i'm scared of it still i i he looks powerful he does have three word blocks that is for certain and what could that mean he can ward block three times yeah that's what i'm saying [Music] i agree [Music] well pretty low [Music] kind of cringe yeah did i land on one of yours joe no i don't have one right now oh okay that was a great landing thanks [Music] this is an investment i see no reason to not honestly well because i could get a star otherwise why what do you need to start yeah you're right there's no bonuses yeah but dk's gonna get this next star actually for sure yeah but even then i just have to rolo and win one and a half minigames cool man really good last few turns for me really happy with it really good luck that's a wow i'm so good i'm sorry i'm really happy that i was one spot away from the i'm still going to start space earlier and now you know i can be happier i'll be honest i'm so glad you're happy joe wait is this stars to you dude bowser don't be a [ __ ] that's not true communism oh my god at least steal the money no don't split it up take it you earned it man [Music] thanks joe thanks joe hi [ __ ] hate mario party i love this is the worst game ever so much hi guys hey hey dash yo coconut conch yo i used to be the goalie in middle school i was really good at it because i was the size of the goal one time i was a goalie in a in like kindergarten right and i had an undefeated season no one scored on me a single time and then one time my own teammate got bored because they couldn't get in the opponent's goal so they just turned around and kicked it in my goal and i was pissed did you let him score it on you yeah so it broke my record it was my own teammate oh that's cringe yeah so i had also joe what what what's up what oh i don't want you guys to get coins oh okay yeah but you get coins too yeah but i don't want i'd much rather not get ten coins than let you guys get ten well then thank you joe yeah for sure that's fair um but yeah so very nice then i started crying in kindergarten in the goal so they had to swap me out for jordan oh and jordan didn't even take it seriously we were in the middle of a game and he needed a piece so we just pissed on the side of the goalie and got scored on that's honestly kind of an l from him what if he blocked it while pissing that would have been insane uh i agree yo luigi's gonna win he's gonna give you an idea oh miss yeah that's kind of not what i wanted toad but i appreciate it i wish you gave yourself what the [ __ ] was that sass from toad what always does it i've loved it he i've never i've never looked at toad during that oh yeah holy [ __ ] a fantastic role oh 82 coins where'd you get that from i just was that a double coin minigame i just had a lot of supporting people wait what the oh double coin minigame then you got 20 coins just now got it and also communism yeah yeah i was aware of the communism [Music] good play dash is in this game i just want to say yeah like no he's down two stars right now unless he can get i i don't think dash is going to use the war blocks oh if he uses the war blocks over the next few turns he might just win man you'll be awesome if dk rolls onto that [Music] all right no not one over perfect all right i've played my game it can end now i mean if you say so you kind of ended a while ago i wish we could decrease turns i'm surprised you can't we talked about that yeah there's no reason not to i'm also gonna get like a five right here ooh nine nice i think this is the exact same outcome no i think that one's a star from me and then this one's oh you're safe i get to see wario who uses were you in this game who youtube hates yeah wario's in this game oh my god honestly i'm really happy that between everyone that we've had on this uh we've not once seen wario i like he's grown on me ever since like warioware wario world i like the guy now you like i don't know oh you can't do it like him i can't do it like him you did it for like him for like three seconds which is more than most men can do so you know you guys haven't had that going for you you ever get spam texts about how you suck at sex no i get a lot of those for some i've gotten spam emails about it all right no no i don't know dick bigger what went wrong but i constantly get texts like you gotta lay better pipe pretty much that's what they say and it's just like i heard you can never satisfy a woman anyways click this link to find out how and i was like who signed me up for this you just need to be more wholesome like this flower to lay better pipe yeah okay oh i thought that was a chance time [Music] all right i just want to get through dk rolling 9. oh i would have been funny if you rolled low [Music] yeah i like the rendition of whatever song this is yeah i i i know it's the mario song i just don't know what the name of the mario song i'm pretty surprised that we didn't break uh like double digits on like stars and stuff well there's still seven turns yeah there is but like i'm still surprised it hasn't happened yet um ooh that was a good item that you bought thanks dash i knew you'd like it joe are you going for like maximum what's this this round oh my god [Music] okay you need to look 10 stars you really needed that i think i did all right i'm glad you're so supportive of your friends joe i just don't know i don't want to play a game with him i darling go on no that's high i'm smashing dash and i went all in and we lost yeah you know i have lost a lot over the last three turns i really don't give a [ __ ] wait how do you play this one uh you just go on the pads it's on around the electricity it's dunkin rompo yeah this is darn around for me game i'm pissed oh you didn't slow down that much though also dk doesn't miss you also don't have to go on the all the pads because you're already at a max speed oh true yeah unlucky hmm oh well nothing you can do there also i don't know why what i don't know why dash had yeah you're still going all the pads what you're still going all the pads why don't you correct him i was thinking about if he was right or not well the pads increase your max speed yeah yeah they do but you if you look at the top it has like dots of how fast you're going yeah so and you weren't at max speed oh he wasn't no oh well donkey kong doesn't miss in that game anyways so it was one coin i was hoping it'd be a game where i could just run off i just wanted to roll my dice i hate this game this game sucks yeah i'm just hitting a i'm gonna catch so many friends i missed we all missed gold huh honestly i think getting the golds are cringe this mini game is so much better without the golds back on foib we had like a a game wow oh my god big man wow what right before i press a i said i'm going to catch all the friends that i pressed and got zero oh yeah we had a game chart code or action replay code or gecko code or something and it just made every gold and every mini game just count for one and i think that's better yeah that's not bad especially a game like that that's just completely random based all right that was a great role that delta space has gotten a lot of love yeah bowser that one what are we gonna look so great today i didn't receive a hundred stars oh that's pretty game you're such a wholesome guy giving money the love sharing yeah i just love sharing with uh my friends donkey kong hurry up you're taking so long man your computer you already know what you want to do he doesn't want to roll one over miss cringe oh my god i was gonna pop off no you definitely have what it takes to be a superstar [Music] yeah all right this time thank you thank you man no problem i just wanted to make sure you knew oh i i knew i swear to god if that swaps with me again you want me to see do you do what you were going to do you would play the game how you were going to play it uh so i can i can make it bowser path okay wait let me look at the map one more time uh yeah dash is ahead of me ah yeah yeah yeah you know what we'll see what happens here thank [ __ ] let's get to buy the warp block again now yeah it's like this turn never happened all right i could [Music] you know i'm gonna try and hit bowser i'm gonna try and hit bowser that's my game plan [Music] a little bit of a miss because i didn't get the warp block but i have big plans my plan oh my god go all in were you scared joe didn't go scared all in i matched a well yeah but yeah that's a character for me yeah but you know you are yeah you're prideful right i think it's funny you're sitting up in his chair i was laying down a little coffee i'm a gamer stance now he was in a wholesome stance now he's in a sweaty stance oh this game this game's free yeah i think dk would be probably gonna [ __ ] up like once yeah i feel like the ai just oh yeah this is where donkey kong just finds a way to just go faster oh my god how did he avoid those rocks dude oh my god these lines are insane from dk oh my god i just kind of glazed up at him for a second oh my god that counts oh that no shot no shot no shot he missed that koopa shell oh he was inside of the rock replay that his neck was literally inside of the raw oh my god he's wiggling between the rugs i am so pissed i am so pissed oh my god donkey kong i didn't think he would be that i thought he would miss once dude he should have no j if you saw yeah some of those like lines that he took his face was inside of some of those rocks yeah like icarus moment for sure because i just threw away my entire game plan because of that oh you're fine you have nine stars it's oh dude i can't believe no [ __ ] way dude yeah i definitely should have gotten another warp block [Music] i don't think dk can get back to the star in time but dash does have three warflocks who knows what can happen there uh i feel like they're just gonna chill you know all right this is seven right this feels like a seven mini game i think i think it is i feel like seven they were really into like the whole city aesthetic yeah but yeah maybe they are seeing that one i don't remember which one this is from i just know it's on gamecube what what's the name of that uh something heights mushroom heights or something uh the board where it's like the five chests yeah fingerboard banger i love that absolute chaos for us like i think that's a good board it's a phenomenal board just because it's complete rng it's exactly what mario party should be and it's [ __ ] but of the fun [ __ ] what about like five five five's [ __ ] it can be fun [ __ ] i think the problem problem with five is that the boards also take way too long like just the the the menuing and all that sucks yo i wanted the ten coins big c oh you're getting a lot more than ten points oh no work imagine you can get a star through this i wish be funny i don't oh oh hit i i i i was stressed for a second so you're not using the warp blocks to see no no definitely not what makes you think that i'm just impressed i'm just gonna leave it at that [Music] all right oh this is so cringe i should have gotten the warp block dash was right you can borrow one of mine just loan it out he landed on the same happening how how does he no wait no he did not you have to be lying is he going to dk might win this game guys no yeah yeah he has to roll big he's going to slow dice himself next turn yeah i i don't know dk might win this entire game i i i don't think so [Music] i i think there's a zero percent chance donkey kong wins this game i'm just going to see how far i can go uh-oh oh it's a moana that's so low it's not that bad now it's literally just about average but it's still embarrassing it's just uh is that is that batsman i think that's free i think i'm safe [Music] oh yeah that's not great then i guess yeah but it's fine inconsequential you're not gonna if you're not going past the start that's right here's the thing that's exactly what i wanted to do and then have uh coins from not dueling dk yeah that was my original plan but sometimes plans change wait you're broke i wish i went all in with you joe uh you know you did you did so all right star thanks man this is like my first time being here in like 15 turns third yeah i didn't realize you're that far back i i was a lot further ahead um and then something happened good friend and then another thing happened i don't remember that yeah there may have been one turn where i got screwed over three times in a row i thought we were about to get honeycomb which is like squid game that's all i wanted i wanted honeycomb havoc so bad uh all right i get this easy game yeah i have no agency in this game yeah i'm just yeah i would never shoot my friends dk just wall hacked i that did not hit me wait do you have to like their actual person yeah it's pretty sick [Music] i shot a bullet dk sniped me the entire game bro oh god oh god oh this i just want to say this all comes down to how high roll how high dk rolls next turn you saw invincibility yeah you have been misspelled for a while oh no oh no no don't you he's got two hearts no [ __ ] way winner how's that one animation yeah i haven't seen that one before yeah what the uh oh dude i'm i think dk wins no he has to roll fat enough to get there i think he wins these bro no donkey kong doesn't win these [Music] the only option to stop dk from winning by using one of those spots and just [ __ ] him over but but then he would have used them yeah and that would have been cringe okay so [Music] what [Laughter] that'll show him this is the funniest thing he's ever done oh my god thanks oh wait wait you have no control dash oh he's going to do all of your coins [Laughter] he's the money guy thank you donkey kong i'm so glad you did that i mean donkey kong could throw the minigame anything can happen dash might become the money guy actually that would be a hit no no no all right he sees the path he literally comes pre-installed with it i say go with them oh you lost you lost you so lost dude dk doesn't even go all the way inside of the thing that's the crazy part oh actually daz got has some pretty good pathing here oh oh oh are they tied no josh dash is in the lead dash got this oh almost hit the cycle you got a guaranteed bathroom dash got this dash one dash of the money guy [Music] that's a hit i am stronger than donkey kong was that the first duel he's lost yeah i think so his face when he was losing is so funny all right but he's a lucky guy thank you donkey kong i appreciate you my wholesome friend will you just throw your [ __ ] item on me just just so i can see if you can stack yeah [Music] guaranteed get a one it just cancels it out i that would have been awesome if it did that would have been awesome yeah um [ __ ] yeah i literally did not get to play the game yo i'm lucky you get so many coins wow good job i'm i'm shocked that we didn't get uh double digits and stars oh cool three awesome what did why did dk not want you to why'd you do that again i because i got a maximum roll dude i had to be happy that's how you celebrate i'm shocked that like we've it's like surprising how few of the plants we actually landed on you know yeah all right actually i wonder yeah i meant to do red flag i [ __ ] up [ __ ] up i'm a walking [Music] when she that's a red flag [Music] i just react to dk that sounds like a w when when when she when so when when you text when when they one when they text first red flag what he's having a moment just let him be okay yeah all right this mini game changes a lot when she when she got when she when she has iphone red flag dash what type of fun do you have [Music] when when green when you're george's london beach when you're but when the bubble when when the when you're when when you're texting and and the red red flag when she forgets to put the dish red flag [Music] oh my god luigi i could not agree more good job luigi [Applause] all right that was pretty fast 30 turns i feel yeah that actually went by way faster than i thought it was well that board is just super short to begin with that's a miss that's a miss like please man please no i have diddy this is a hit please don't got spat out we just we got digested i think yeah [Music] [Applause] yeah what oh yeah rosalina's dying luigi looks happy that rosalina is dying yeah his daughter yeah dude that's she's dead that's like 300k saved honestly kids are expensive [Music] i think it's so insulting when they call you a passionate player all yeah i i i i also yo oh my god the money guy donkey kong 28 that's why i'm saying he had so much money was but was so poor the whole game and then uh i had mini game star joe played this everyone got ahead of block except for me joe played this game like he didn't start with stars uh yeah uh you collected six stars off the board which is insane wait i collect a seven to someone oh i lost one through chance time that's right um six right number of hidden block yeah you lost i've still not seen in a hidden block uh nine boards and not a single one donkey kong was the item guy i like how dash had five items used one 222 dk was the moving guy uh i feel like that's a pretty close average between all four of us and it was 30 turns but still uh red guy oh my god actually i'm the green guy it's a lot of happening uh chance time you already see the stat that matters joe oh i already know what it says yeah no shock look how wholesome death look how wholesome i am this is that's also donkey kong no one behind awesome time stamp every sticker i used all right and this graph feels a little skewed oh you hate to see the orange because the orange went down the same time donkey kong went up i just want to say like right around it's however many turns at 10 turns right here i won by a lot uh and then at 15 turns i think joe and i were tired but i think joe's winning in coins joe won at 15 i won at 20 or 25 yeah and i won friendship oh yeah friendship donkey kong wait when was dash were you winning no no but you had warp blocks but i had i had a lot of friends what was your play in that game yo i really like wart blocks okay

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