Not Mario Party

yo hey everyone um found out they made it it was boring party about it we just thought wasted 40 dollars [Music] [Applause] is [Music] was going to say i feel like there's more is the roof leaking i'm going to drop the water crosstalk amidst the chaos oh my god yeah there's a little [Music] is yeah oh my god that that was is it coming from no all right i'm i'm wrapper mode party legends oh my god wow smash bros wishes holy [ __ ] so many options the rapid regal red monster the rabbit monkey [Music] okay just everyone knows i'm player one dash's players do yeah is player three so johnny wait the rapid red minion that's kind of the best of a rapid ape there's so many more scratches that's what's crazy well you can see them too yeah that's a rabbit dog the rabbit master monk the foul wind that's the normal monk all right fair enough i respect it i don't want a monk i'm just a monkey yo rabbit monkey king dunk that's me okay monkey king honestly dude i can't i can't pick between the rabbit ape the rabbit about me or the mandrill i like rabbit ape the most personally but i feel like mandrill's more of your energy i think i gotta i think i have the remedy yeah i like the one that helps the the leaf honestly solo or pima we gotta live out with everyone your teammate is randomly sick team up your team remains the same oh then yeah yeah there's gonna be teams regardless act one win the most sacred book this game is awesome right yeah so we gotta we gotta win volume 101 piece here i go there's some plot in this gotta say you know what's awesome no reading subtitles are optional here they have pictures it's a picture book yeah i'll be real i didn't realize there was like man i'm hitting my x button nothing's happening yeah i just turned the game down a little on obs it looked like it was recording a lot so editor wake up stop playing balloons fix the audio i just lowered it i i don't know man he's probably he's probably hard focused on balloons right now okay splunky wait what i i don't know oh this is a full-on game oh guys we found our new series this is crazy hold on there's so much more game that i could have ever also all of us are playing on sideways joy-con if that wasn't explained enough and you know joy-cons are just horizontally horizontally okay i already got it that's me right now actually is this is hot gameplay yeah okay they hit the ai check don't fall off the cliff that's no this is hamburger right i actually i don't think that applies here okay i got it hold any button all right [Applause] why all right no no no no dude the nightmare difficulty ai all right good job jeff oh yeah we i forgot uh before we started the video we got to set the ai difficulty and they are set not too easy not too hard but the nightmare mario party would never dare unleash face lumbered off the side i keep forgetting that i'm not you i don't know why i just see red i guess joe i i think you're too automatically as well i i'm mostly looking at the red oh yeah yeah yeah we can switch it up real quick for the first game uh oh all right guys we got to make sure the nightmare ai dies though because they are they're oh i'm in the lead actually i'm fear-mongering again focus on me [Laughter] wait no no no i feel like it look it feels like if you have moments oh my god oh god hit me that way what i i'm mad die number four goodbye oh my god uh oh that's the sorry joe you and me i'm no i'm dead oh dash oh you see it's messing me up too it's weird yeah wait he's still alive no no don't kill my friend okay now it's just oh you have a zero life gotcha okay this is so now one back now we now we just we just pulled in yeah you know the classic bumper balls uh this game will die eventually definitely will be in the next 10 seconds there's no way there's a stalemate in this mode that would never happen no no no never on bumper balls oh [Laughter] oh my i'm the survivor i got the five pages of the tomb oh somebody's really wanting to read this oh which is me by the way i really like the levels going up no way this game's about the rabbit's path to enlightenment holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i didn't think we were gonna find such a gem of a game just by looking on the e-shop i didn't think i was gonna find god through rabbits somebody did something lost got through rabbits as well somebody yeah somebody definitely saw us playing this game and knew what we were signing up for they're like thank god we've been waiting for this for so long okay so we all we understand that it's a point system i say we always team up against the ai and then turn on each other kill the jade princess the basketball with the floss vertically okay with the buttons facing you okay the buttons are now facing me facts yeah agree vouch let's see let the plunger oh okay it's one of those games all right oh lift it wait okay oh so we can't even team up no i just pulled mine after that i don't want to go far [Music] i think we're [ __ ] actually i got lower wait you know you're 0.9 oh my god look at me look at me look how insane i am at this game what did you actually wait oh my god oh my god jesus christ that's your mario party experience right there i'm gonna take it easy on these next few though oh i think mine was pretty low actually holy [ __ ] no never mind it wasn't so cracked oh my god this game was made for your style of greed honestly like there's no constant waiting no i'm gonna go easy on it here because like i already have such a strong lead i don't get zero points you know that's pretty insane that's pretty low damn all righty well i don't think i can lose the ai at this point but maybe maybe one for the books one for the books huge oh wait did i i need the ai right i got the bottom place of centuries dude oh my god i lost the ai oh that's fine it's fine oh my god i'm 500 point difference too i'm a little enlightened ain't scared of spicy food that's same man all right now go back to uh hamburger or hot dog style the other one who's oh joe bro someone's joycon has low batteries i just that's embarrassing i love nintendo's products so much it's nice i forgot to charge my joy-con before a recording session do you knew you had to bring your joy-con i did my joy-con has been plugged into my switch for so long now yeah literally during the last recording session i have no rubber duck collection what a fun fact thank you for telling me don't worry i got i got it yeah we got it we got it we played this before yo ubisoft connect we got connect xp that's awesome eat as many chilis as possible well search chili's at your teammate and rocks at your opponent okay i'm a thrower true yeah true we watched elite smash drew am i does that make me a catcher yeah you're a catcher oh throw the rock at your enemy okay this game's off this is actually so sick oh i'm against the okay okay i got it all right then i'm the eater me and joe yeah i'm just holding the butt i don't need to read the controls i'm not that sweaty so you eat chili and dodge rocks i'm gonna guess i guess we'll figure it out wait do i i mean the ai i want to not help them out right is it am i wrong there wait am i on the ai's team or not yeah you're on the ais team oh no dashes sorry i okay okay dude player two's confusing me that that okay it was confusing me too i'm not gonna lie all right so i was gonna say like do we want to be like throwing if we're on the ai theme but or does it even like really matter i i think i don't think it's super matter no i don't think it does the ai's throwing so many rocks the way joe and i'm stopping yeah i know it's all good man there's nothing i'm getting so many rocks thrown at me what is happening oh no dude am i am i invincible right now actually i'm on fire okay i feel like i'm playing that one castle tractor's level at the [ __ ] wedding i got a billion bombs being thrown at me oh god is it every castle crasher's level and without like the wedding i know it's just that's just the bosses yeah i forgot it's been so long since i played casper we should play through that that game is a banger i love cast crashers one of my favorite games i've only played it once in my life i think we should absolutely play it that's some awesome quirky xp humor that aged incredibly oh yeah yeah he's like pocket guy there's so much pooping it's so funny how do we do i don't know i spent the first like 10 seconds looking at the right side what oh we lost oh my god oh nothing for us i apparently i'm the throat goat with chili's with chilis you know [Laughter] the tips have been all hits so far yeah all bangers sandy has a rubber duck collection and high five you're losers yo dragon king though okay rumor states that the leader of the three great tickle masters is a familiar face they all have familiar faces bowser's big blast oh wait no it's not clam clam i see what happens here oh oh joe if you go the far right it's a gamble you get you spin a wheel for point wait what's going on okay so you go a path and then it's gonna spin wheel for points you're gonna get zero plus two so uh the one on the far right had the best the highest highs this is the safest one okay okay and we're in the this is so safe little gamble and then major game on the far right god yeah you could lose points yeah we can lose points here i just swing my joycon yeah oh oh no all right i forgot the eye hole of the clam all right let me get let me get a little gamble joe [Music] all right do i hit a button i'm just all right he did it perfectly as expected and that's plus four let's do it you might hit it to the dragon game i'm gonna just swing yeah i know that's the i don't want to thank you for you okay there you go ooh quick i i think quick's the best way to do it yeah it's plus four right there awesome good plus four man yeah points between all those two things man wait so what was the one on the right uh it was zero or plus four wait was that was that all of it yeah okay i wasn't sure if that was our tv going no anyone win that all right you and i wanted joe then where's the cup scene after i think that's just like a fun little bonus have you heard of those mentions of the three great tickle masters i cannot believe how big the roster is just throwing that one out there yeah this game's definitely intended to be played through like 20 times is what i'm learning which is what i'm doing but yeah if you're gonna get max achievements you gotta do that oh i need to hold it vertically before i hit the button yeah duh be the first to pull out the golden pillar what is this the first oh is it just this bull what i don't okay i don't know i just will figure it out yeah oh do we just like i think it's a jerk off game yeah okay okay jerk off yeah wait oh you hold a button too yo yes press a oh someone didn't read huh no i'm not even close man i guess i'm uh i'm in priorities you could stay i don't get this dude we get the weapons of the warrior too the ai cannot drift it doesn't jerk off pointing left i got my golden pillar you know the ai sucked i to be fair and i never dripped off before easy i think i don't know dude you're vibing on their headphones i'm surprised i'm not duncan to be fair you just have a golden banana you just get to dunk it everywhere this game's awesome i love them genuinely having a lot of fun no jokes no jokes the winner of the show must give their best rabbits okay okay did you read that joke no so it said the winner of the next game has to give out their best rabbit's blah so just putting that out there putting that out there we're gonna follow what the game wants high player three for a little stone monkey shut up shut up shut up shut up oh they gave you pity point yo what the eight points all right let's go away last place death battle by the sea okay remember the winner of this thank you in the merciful he always has my bag merciful is one of the fun oh joe it's you and me yeah the floss and the dribble team on team dragon i don't know okay okay is this just another yeah yeah we just have to hold the butt on this one is my joy-con dying oh low battery okay it should still be on you if you have the lights on the side you're fine are there flashing is that a good sign uh we we can yeah that's fine that's fine yeah i have my other joy-con there that will also definitely be stupid i hope it plays funky town we are getting dmc-8 i hope it plays rabbit's funky town okay so we just point in the direction oh get up and shake all right all right all right we're standing up oh yeah i'm definitely standing up right now here we go which one am i on three yeah you're three gotcha [Music] oh god all right left wait please god once what's my life god there we go oh this is awesome that was that was insane there's no way to put these they fall on the track i was i honestly thought i'm sitting here waiting for people to go one two three four who knows like i was like where is he people he's in your heart always oh god this is a workout i would be real what that that's a youth problem if you're getting a workout wait i can just flick it with the wrist okay yeah i was trying to do the wrist flicks and they were not running they were just missing i was not doing enough motion what i i i okay oh yeah no i know those went through this we'll play the joy cons on that one don't worry jacob okay cool yeah yeah i know i got you man easy down left down right up oh we are not doing well joe i'm gonna boss so hard i have to run i have to win my reward of flying you you want to vlog who wouldn't don't where i i got my combo going you know i had a good comment to start but i still can't figure out like where you're supposed to hit it what do you mean like i kept trying to go around the ring but it looks like whatever oh yeah you mean i just do it random man like kind of in rhythm but uh i'm sure it's like kind of lenient oh i just figured something out what's up i uh i'm just shaking my joycon every time something comes and it works oh cool yeah all right that's uh that's actually good enough i'm just gonna bash it [Laughter] finished that game was awesome i love rabbit all right all that was jesus [ __ ] christ [Laughter] is dashing in the lead now with the whole sacred text i think this is all always ready for a good barbecue what that was the tip why do you guys read the tips at the bottom of the screen between minigames i'm just shocked you guys are reading them they're awesome just looking at the pictures man rubber ducks are really popular with rabbits see what it's just that right next to everybody what happens what do you mean c though okay what okay draw the shape on the wall as it hits destroy the shape before it it murders you in cold blood all right i got this awesome rabbit oh my god it's cartoon network's hole in the wall oh my god dude this is no it's because they're running tetris to me wait okay don't don't do it stop drawing wait what dude i'm primed and ready take it oh wait you're not supposed to be oh gosh please stop blocking the shape i'm gonna scream i'll just block the shape coming through [Laughter] there we go here we go oh they already did it wait nice try [ __ ] i'm the tetris god can you start drawing this like dooner oh okay cool cool cool cool she's what i'm handing you in my favorite game what oh you don't have to drown inside of it you got to draw it okay all right well done hello thank you that makes sense hello there we go there we go okay this game is great uh i can't tell if you're getting if you get extra points for drawing it multiple times or not i know you what do you mean not bad just protect yourself oh gosh yeah hello there we go okay very good sure whatever man it looks like you just draw it anywhere okay yeah i mean that was an awesome blog yeah that was all just for us to okay and now we sacrificed ourselves to owa for a hundred years of peace yo but let me learn something about rubber duckies who knew robert duckies was the path to enlightenment yo obviously the minions did collect the sacred books and to get your time traveling washing machine back and that right there is an xd this is awesome so many people have never played this game and that genuinely saddens me man that's oh wait this is another one okay wukong hates lone screens they based wukong i'm glad he's an ally okay so joe this one i feel like it's right up your alley just uh i don't think this is actually yourself yeah yeah yeah you gotta get it now okay plus six six or five two all right i'm gonna lose i'm three god [ __ ] damn it dude do you want us to switch it because because by then i'm gonna be starting things i'm q yeah all right then i'm you know going forward we'll make sure it's one two three i like it literally doesn't matter it's just the red i don't know oh huge computer l good job computer to battle you're going to fight the judge i'm going to fight ooh less words i'll take it i'll take it huge your favorite opera started playing yo simple start playing yo but here we go i become the judge i got this dash this can put you pretty high in the lead if you get it oh oh oh i'm gonna scream another rabbit also disguised what the hell all right joe you can take third place from dash here i just want to shake it chose the other rabbit disguise the judge go go go go go oh unfortunate no yeah i'm okay with that game but i'll take that game below every day of the week i hope like at the very end there's like a minus 50 plus 100 you clutch out oh yeah that that'd be very i've never seen that happen to joe no never especially not in animal crossing look i don't even know why you guys act like i'm not the clutches player alive in there you won the powerpoint presentation joe good job i i'm questioning gambling man do you want that you were there that time that i went gambling with eastern i hit like i was down four hundred dollars okay let's start that story off if you were down four hundred dollars yeah okay you got to go down four hundred dollars to go back up four hundred dollars all right that's how gambling works shoot i thought we were collecting the pages wait uh all right okay cool i get it got it i thought we were supposed to take pictures of the pages the cpu is look how steady their hand is like splendor men what we have to collect the seven people what wait no i'm with jacob right now oh you know he said seven pages he's right oh wait this is like the rabbids game yeah we played this at like round one crazy this is like my favorite game of all time other than minecraft dungeons also round one yeah i'll start round one you [ __ ] off i was over here first wait i'm [ __ ] [ __ ] half time is is like rihanna going to come start singing i hope it's just rabbits rabbit osseos he's just coming in to say hi see how we're doing i can't tell if there's like an ammo capacity or if i just kind of suck the cpu sucks more though which is good whoa dude no in the final big page section everybody at the big page went to the left but me the genius i went to the right three thinkers when giant book opens and now trip hot taka look goes by book anyhow look at the right side of the table joe might be in the back right now but this is i i feel like yeah yeah you never want to see any more time how long do you guys think this game is any guesses i i'm guessing four hours i'm guessing we're never leaving i think like two hours is probably closer for the story mode of a party game i i love how happy this little rabbit it looks like i think this first act probably is like three more missions that's my guess with the paradise pony paradise pony oh i can't believe this game costs only forty dollars only four i must bring gay i must bring hay i must bring hay to the paradise bony oh man no i must take no i must bring the hay no no i must oh please please let me play the game what oh my god come on now i have fallen into the hole that doesn't sound very paradise pony of you oh my god the a.i grief oh it's a team game okay oh wait really oh no [ __ ] yeah it's a team game yeah oh okay so griefy is actually awesome and i will continue to do so here i go oh you can just hard goalie this oh he's both stuck oh no i have fallen into the pit i don't know if i've fallen into the bed oh that oh the double kill half time dude dude can this guy [ __ ] off for like two seconds oh my god that was huge oh wait you're my teammate gotcha okay okay okay okay well i was a little confused that's all good dude it's the two and three we're not getting me off i i get it all right i'm going low [Music] all right see now i know three's my teammate you now now we're in a good spot no stop bullying four no more so easy to agree with oh they they won yeah did they win no we won we won sorry one and three man when you're you're supposed to be player two not player three no i'm sorry it's okay i i think we won i or not we did win just by not knowing i think player four they're randomly bad in random minigames some they're [ __ ] cracked at yeah i don't know thank you trip tripleta is always the last one to get ready typical trip attacking guys it's probably a rabbit that's my guess a big promotion huge oh joe they're giving you snippets before yeah go i'll play you whoa whoa whoa whoa wait players what cool that'll work that's so fun oh and i got you awesome well that closed the gap i'm glad you guys read that for me that sucks all right well i lost 13. shouldn't let me do that you guys should have been in last no you're right no you're right okay well that starts joe's clutch factor right there you know i just know how to clash right bust some crazy moves that impress everyone me when i hit the floss me when all the rabbits floss water joycon perfectly horizontal if it's slightly imperfect you will be killed and reggie will come into your room right now reggie the creator of rabbids deliver the most beaches of paradise uh okay so we okay just a balanced game got it i just love the word choice of paradise on everything the paradise pony the pizza this is apparently a quest to awakening uh uh where where are we oh okay oh oh okay okay i get it now oh oh no i dropped the plate i i didn't realize we'd have to be going i thought it was just like a 2d section you know yeah it's it's 3d i think there being a time limit and me going first is very beneficial okay all right joycons you know be cool if you guys work be cool like you guys have to go with the herd i just leave the path yeah [Music] so i dropped one if you go fast enough they just won't fall over that's what i'm learning yeah there's a pretty good like oh like it's pretty stiff you know like yeah over correction is pretty solid okay don't know that that should have been at the finish line hi dash hello oh god oh oh no no no no just cast it in just cast it in the casket yeah man this would be so much easier oh my god oh my god he just you just bought me the towel you fall yep oh that dude you get like rubber banded so hard in this game yeah oh i might throw my lead here the tower oh i might just throw no oh my god oh you lose control so much now that they're longer you know i'm gonna you can't just fall off the edge yeah we have to figure that one out already don't worry uh no no no yeah i'm just gonna cast that in i got one wait is that a first number four second player can you make it yeah [Laughter] i don't think there's anyone as passionately invested in this game as dash yeah i love rabbids how did the rabbit with the rubber ducky phony make it all the way disadventures himself that's what i've been asking moments like this that make me so mad how the antiperspirant joke caught on [Laughter] what do you mean what do i mean guys city won't carry all the luggage this time what the hell sandy while running from the paradise army you end up at the wizards lab what do you do uh lava cakes i'm gonna make the lava cakes my everlasting life what feels good i'm making a mess oh you're hype i i think i'm taking the i'm taking the road that uh gains the least i think plus three honestly pretty dece honestly yeah i'm gonna take the plus three now you're playing four take six yeah i mean i have a pretty decent lead i mean less good lead because you know i lost half my points that's on you yeah yeah skill street oh [Music] i'll take the minus one though now you are you could lose yeah dash could get the lead right here but i think regardless he could have gotten the lava game right there i live forever what about the a.i though the a.i i cannot believe you got to have everyone's points that's so crazy mario party should have something like that true fact the free mushroom is so stuff just get rid of half their stars at the chance time but you get to choose what happens yo joe i hope you hit this five though i really do only one way to find out oh five oh five reasons i hate god [Laughter] number one he sucks hey you have five points thanks man maybe you can just keep having everyone else's points you do do pretty well yeah that's true that's true well hey if you stay in fourth you keep getting the sympathy points though yeah i i want to get to the point where i can just like choose who i like who wins at that next winner gets to pick the first slice of pizza what is that okay we'll order pizza at the end of this and first place of this minigame is to decide what it is they get the first slice i don't want dash to decide the pizza i do not trust his taste in pizza at all i don't trust dash uh we have to do this twice i will figure it out point the joy-con towards the arrow what who's the big guy in the middle the dog looking ass what are we i don't oh okay sorry i said do you think he's gonna juke us out i'm going down i went down like five times that's cool man whoa i'm throwing it down man i really like just not detecting this for some reason whoa where what's happening oh he dropped it i literally um okay it's not super responsive nope not at all right left yeah it happens like a little bit happens right down left [Music] i get the first slice of pizza baby 25 out of 25 do you i just want to say did i miss any of them piggy is always ready for good barbecue yeah i got like connected on one of them i there was stony where i was like okay i'm i'm i'm throwing my ass down and it happened i stopped like doing it with my arms starts like flicking with the wrist oh yeah that's not just dude i double-handed it i held it like this and i would just i think that was the strat then okay what game do we have here oh okay nope we're skipping and we're just going to wing it yep i do like how some of them were hold it perfectly horizontal but not everyone says that avoid the falling bombs uh battle players battle my friend ah goodbye oh ai ai get the ai oh the falling bomb not like tree but like hand oh [ __ ] you all right no oh that's just being cringed shake whoa oh my god holy [ __ ] whoa i'm dodging i'm the dog so that's my bad i just thought you were a dash i'll be honest wow okay and again yep oh [ __ ] i'm about to fall into the hands all right no alliances what you hit me into one no i did not you went through it you didn't you did not get hit by it literally look at my roll the tape roll the tape whatever i hit you you're not gonna buy it which is awesome oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] hell did i hate this game that's awesome the upwards joycon drift no this is unfair i got hit halfway for that one unheard of oh well i can throw them do not stay in this axis you will eat by a short that was wait that could have been a good mario party mini yeah i like the fact i like mini games where once you're out you still get to like interact by the way yeah like the oh the mario kart 64 where like you died in like balloon battle you could still like just go up and drop yeah like oh i think that's always a fun mechanic did we is the game over let's just act i got owned it was second place i wanted to be the number one we know we know don't worry act next act next next episode next 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Length: 39min 47sec (2387 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 25 2022