BEST OF ALPHARAD 2018

so I'd like to start this off by just saying thank you 20:18 was the best year of my entire life and I feel like I say that every year each and every year I used this moment to reflect on how incredible the past year has been but the thing is I always say wow there's no way I can top this year and every single year I'd top it but the reason I want to thank you guys especially is because I don't actually think it's possible to top this year my biggest goal on YouTube was to hit a million subs and you can only do that once a huge goal in life was to marry the love of my life and I did that on November 3rd with my lovely wife Fiorella but with those two things being said and just the channel boomin and also smash ultimen came out like what more could I ask for Joker and smash well probably and I still got it like anything could happen in 2019 and it will still be a great year but I just want to thank you for being with me for this year because this was incredible anyways I won't waste any more of your time I love you all thank you so much let's roll three hours of my god oh wait thank you to all the people who made this possible I didn't have time to go through every single video so thank you for at least the people who narrow down all the clips for me starting with Venus my community manager and her leading the pack of virus evolve in shelf LaRue lien legend beta cat Jake and bacon wrong-way Scout rain nocturnal chaotic shadow Yusuf as a right otero your boink 410 OMG it's Barry Omar Watts Wasi Russ ser your boy XD e reaps megive Kyle Zanna sir and Bob thank you so much for making this possible in any ways and with that being said the best of Alfred and 2018 [Music] oh my dear we're expanded today boys is this neutral play neutral here alright keep winning next if I'm better at DK neutral instinctually get out of tumble by Bacharach I like DK sad we're just gonna get hit by stupid bats apparently all right take the dog take him to the oh my god Oh so pros and cons we now have a gun that can kill everyone Hans were dead here's the thing about spelunky once you do it a few times you're like yeah I can get it right back there that's easy but that's the shitty part about it because then you just start speeding oh my oh come closer come closer yeah perfect move to the bouquet wait wait wait here's a little quick little gimmick all right yeah you can't do that easy so I've never even played fortnight before and I've also never played pub G before but I kind of know how the games work and uh Oh at the games also made Unreal Engine that's pretty cool huh that's some delicious irony right there okay no no no I'm not out yet I got to get my own gun Oh God people are fighting around me on this little treasure chest it sounds like a good treasure chest oh all right Oh God how did that scare me so much Oh God oh yeah you do the same with me or not oh no he's just going back to dancing see the thing is just it's a lot funnier what do you think about him dancing by himself all right it's your turn to get kick from the server alright try your best I'm gonna be watching from the sidelines alright I'm high now too sweet yeah I can't high-five you I don't have VR that's okay I'll give you a low five I owe God that's an aggressive knuckles would you like me to rip your balls off and shove them into your mouth to frame seeking your friendship is know and we say I've been doing friendship wrong this whole time I feel like they've kind of lost direction on what the way is and I feel like they're just kind of willing to go anywhere my queen may I come on another knuckle man all right you know what that's a good note to leave on hey bacon can you just tell them that they're guilty and we can move on all right you're guilty your child knowing yeah oh yeah so what your prison get him officer you're guilty of watching in your brain um hey boom have you ever watched anime wait okay ba Oh clothesline me don't let's go [ __ ] oh there's a remote no don't get it Travis okay okay I get it damn I can bend down there you go Oh good job you did it I think I'm later dead Oh teleport behind you what what is this oh my god this is just not a Aneta somehow they went from a puzzle game with heavy titty physics to just actually no that makes a lot of sense I feel like Bayonetta is the next progression in that and we just take it hope for some reason I thought the first opponent would be Mario so the trash talk doesn't cut is deep actually no I think it cuts even deeper how's that feel green Mario oh god I'm a little worried please tell me waluigi messes up some of them cuz like oh my reaction times pretty good but okay he's gone he's gone it's possible now peach all right we're almost to the end peach I think we I don't want to talk about the events that just transpired watch this some type [ __ ] what happened no real hype [ __ ] buddy ninety-two sniper just so much damage look at you oh this is mine oh [ __ ] a walker get done I'm stuck back-to-back read let's go that was dirty this is what we're doing now I think all right it's the flow we have evolved into other species oh I've seen this one before oh me too Xena coming off you see that yeah was that a myth was that a misfire yep Oh too [Music] Oh No it's like flaring curse or just too long so he had to give me a that not much I can do about this theory of incredibly long slaps that I can maybe just stop tapping then there's the answer there you go about six times Lamar's recovery man it's like a sword dick you can't beat it 35 people are playing Marvel vs. Capcom infinite around the world how many people are playing fighters right now 43040 43,000 yeah oh yeah mr. Krabs you got me addicted to fire loom heroes alpha well it's a fun game unless you don't make smart financial decisions kind of have an experience like that the same vein fan of my twitch stream told me that I got hooked on hearthstone whoo it's like I had literally felt like I got someone addicted to crack speaking of crack cocaine let's open heroes right now and see what I roll hey is that a good one it's not bad you how's that one oh well would you look at that oh cool there she is she's gonna win choose your legends and you're gonna like it hey Jacob if you had to pick how would you poop in the shower like this would you put onto the drain and then walk will stomp it down why would you [ __ ] me your hand and throw it into the toilet Travis I just don't think I'm gonna [ __ ] the shower at all do you usually just jump out just drip all over the damn place no I usually know what my body needs to [ __ ] and plan accordingly what the [ __ ] well no like this like have you ever been so ill-prepared you've had a [ __ ] in the shower hum what have you ever had a [ __ ] in the shower yeah one time I did it your house [ __ ] you [ __ ] in my shower oh yeah why why the [ __ ] is that why you told me you're [ __ ] with the drain no no yeah actually yes yes yes that is don't [ __ ] in my shower [Music] [Laughter] excuse me [Music] dressing no no no my mistake yeah please please let me out this is good cool stop this is good stuff let me out you locked me stop nope hmm oh wow I'd really like to find this thing I was not ready for that I forgot how terrible these treasure hunting stages it was right oh stop we take those or Amy what are you doing down there this Oh die oh my god that's why that's why we made a me ladies and gentlemen I'm very happy with this this is why Amy Rose is uh is his band in most competitive formats arcade well I got one shot one opportunity what you're gonna do big boy Oh what we call that the time to get body battles are real [Music] if we make some big brain plays right here dear God well at this point I feel like there's only one thing I can do let never mind nevermind nevermind I just click the auto play button oh that's nice I don't even uh play the games see you guys later whoa Wow my dogs got a whole lot easier did we win how about that we killed him we're making progress so let me say one thing we are approaching 1 million subscribers soon maybe not this year but by next year for sure I'm a real dirty girl for subs you know what I'm saying I'll do anything let me know what you want me to do in the comments a keepin PG I'm gonna make a video of what if you guys want to do and you don't want mama to see you telling me to a gargle or what you guys know where that jokes going there was a toe crocodile and a mutant but they have both been slayed ah yes sure why not so they're wanting me to upgrade something I'm not sure what they're wanting me to upgrade I this mmm this is making me ask a lot of questions about myself and these are questions I don't want to come to and these are questions I do not have it in me to accept at this point in my life so I think I'm going to have to go and ponder about this new change uh just for the record Lola bunny doesn't count have a good day oh my god all this Otto Amos is I can't handle it it's catch me off guard no no no no she's just flopping titties in the wind an Alfa ragged you just died a but nope this never happened where'd she go gosh she's flying around oh she's got pin perfect and this never happened so is there's like no point aiming should I just like kind of look at someone just to hope the game aims for me yeah that works out but sent me the best pick-up line I've ever seen do you know why I love reading the menu why cuz it's always me in you oh my god you're going places this one just says major for sure loves the furry you don't know me this probably won't go in but this guy said I started smoking pot after watching club needless to say but you started to actually becoming funny [Music] okay so I'm get more guns and get this I can get a pistol I can get a shovel oh that was a close one have you ever been so close to being a ding dong percent before it's terrifying oh there's Cronus the witch please stop so I'm torn I could pick a hairstyle that looks like mine it's something like I think it's something like this or something like this or I could do this cuz look at him this man's ready to go he looks like a kid ate all these crayons and threw him up and there we go oh but now I can alter his height and his head suck eyes I don't know what's funnier big body small head her big body small head what a small body small head there we go hello hi Dylan who calls see you on this roster oh no oh don't me what don't stop me I can't I'm just gonna I'm not a big Quasimodo fan I gotta admit see this river okay hold up hold on hold on I just came to see what the single player has we had the story mega challenge melee training trophy hey it's a challenge it's Pizza time with Tony it's peach to time Tony it's literally just toss or knock 30 20 pizzas Tony's TM pizzas off an hour I honestly didn't think the game could get any better and then it was just pizza time all of a sudden oh and there what advantage there you go now oh well that worked it yeah it's Pizza time baby did Tony's just pay them enough money say include this it doesn't any absolutely but what's behind the lakhs I don't know well thank you see we're right Dylan check look at him go you are the true dumpy it's not usual oh that looks pretty good it's nice and simple but I got here in like 15 second I'm moving though and you want that that's what I need I need the good and pristine movement nothing else matters alright gotta move on over here alright Oh God Oh what did I do oh but of course the plot helped her pick the plot let me catch you guys up on what's happened so far so it's our first day on the job we're with three of our friends we're gonna take down and the father a cultic leader who looks a lot like Bradley Cooper with orange sunglasses we try to arrest him and believe it or not his loyal followers sabotage our plan you see me that's me by the way I make it out alive all my friends get kidnapped believe it or not he has three friends and they all take my friends so we got to find all of my friends before he can find him again you know I mentioned it looks like Bradley Cooper like honestly he looks a lot like Bradley Cooper the mad man he is just sitting in the line of fire just taking all the [ __ ] okay okay you cannot take that shot he is a down buddy what if you doing all right so I just noticed that I can just grapple on two friendly helicopters and I think they can they can just fly away Oh baby look at this plane I mean in this helicopter flying around at the speed of sound and I'm just dangling on holding on for dear life and I just can't die you can't aim at this Oh Mike uh I think he turned right in the velocity of that just whipped me up into the blades damn that's a way to go out huh was he doing dear god what is this hell Nintendo without noticing you've probably accidentally hired some developer with a really weird fetish and boy is it coming out in full flash here oh he's doing it again get me out of here I was gonna be a little upset if we died on that but hey swole ass DVD is swole as dead I know how you guys like self-imposed challenges and everything so that's why I'm gonna be playing with at least I have a win button is that a burn you know look at that masterful gameplay oh my god why don't more people play this character like this this is broken this is the game playing right here I don't need anything more Oh No I've only pretty much used two moves and we're going to last stop mine I just want a game you know if they were gonna now smash this is exactly how they do it they give us a little inkling and whole [ __ ] baby it's smash bros okay oh look us poor link link so northern Mario hmm I wonder where this one could be it could be anywhere not on this island like all the others definitely not whoa who would have thunk I wanna be an inkling fork or whatever that is run away run away oh oh oh okay that works okay yeah yeah well no no no no no no no no bad okay oh oh what oh oh okay ha ha look it's a gravestone the archaeologists well uh oh he's doing what he loves Oh what what kind of arm was that I was trying to throw it on ding-ding-ding that button but for some reason he just decide he's launching that [ __ ] straight to space surely destruct you away yeah brushes big ass plays oh oh oh you don't know what that does please go back to start baby are you I said big plate not [ __ ] why oh oh we went different ways oh you're behind boy see what happened wait I know you're ready for this you ready for this give me all the coins boy and I'm gonna take my oh my god you took my coins just just some away I'm not all of them no monkey okay no no no [Music] [Laughter] why does not want to play the video game with you bud those are why I lost coins why dude this turns been rough on you it's just that angle it just it kind of made me think of you know one of those things so the plot of Kirby's always he's asleep mining his own business something slightly goes wrong kills everyone comes back goes to sleep at least this time it looks like the world is in danger Kirby will start a genocide well I definitely thought a stronger I knew he was gonna appear out of there goodbye Bugsy see you in Hell all right what am i doing I am using him as ammunition Oh body school as hell how could you throw at him so I've been around the world but don't speak the language but I think there is one thing we can all agree on yeah maybe I want to get over there and get that dish okay goodbye if I get a running start god bless sir sir will you please give me a ball please just one ball ah there we go Oh what okay okay there's this treasure chest I got to get it up hold up hold up ma we did it we did it we get a voice whoo whoo whoo here we go bring it in Oh so I would like to believe that I've learned from my mistakes and I don't plan on doing what I did last time again well all right then let's see if I even get a chance to all right oh okay then yep yeah yeah who watch this kit okay here comes watch that catch oh okay oh there we got bless oh we got it we got it pull it up pull it up link pull it up oh no we got it we got it we got it don't hit yourself link don't hit it don't hit yourself push it out now dump it why oh yeah we got it we got it I'm just gonna back up put it no no no no no no no no no no is not above the ground please please yes yes I can finally open it oh my god what's in it what I've been trying for this No so I think I had to accept that uh this was worthless okay let's try and get something else now oh oh oh I got a big boy ball oh that's looking good just nice and steady steady okay I'm just gonna try and get as close as I possibly can oh my god did that work did I do it pull pull I think that's not I I needed the small one pin nine Wow I'm just gonna take some anger out on this one I'll be okay okay let me use my little bull shields and nothing hits me oh my god he actually worked I did not I did not think that was gonna work out that's because it didn't oh well it's on the ground it's on the ground that's what's important we just got a if we just give it one good knob should be fine oh no oh no oh no fix it and go oh god he didn't offic single link oh I just have to kill him that's all I have to do no no no no you can't shoot me thank you oh my god I was just too slow I'm waiting for him to shoot shoot again I dare you what money back what no or just sit right here oh no no no he is going to shoot at you Lee he did shoot at you link all right what do you want now demon I have a shield haha can't do anything about that at kanya that's why I thought white knight think of that before it's just so simple is it up here no it's down okay no it's not it's this way all right you've lost me I'm confused wait no it's just over here son of a [ __ ] okay young Shawn where you hiding yours oh that's pretty easy we can make it over there oh where was the chalant okay I got a little greedy I just wanted to see if I could do it in one jump but I should have just done the safe route Oh what if how is that like a 330 coin balloon oh god no no no no no no stop [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I don't feel like I was challenged at all oh it's not over oh yes now it is open other friends again [Music] guys it's time we're bringing out your boy the most ferocious character in Brawl oh it's DDD I'm in Meta Knight ha yeah there he is oh no oh no this is a tough choice I'm sorry buddy I'm sorry that one hurt tonight you might for oh my god don't tell me I can do this oh my god I thought I was just gonna kill Meta Knight what about Bugsy oh my god I just killed Bugsy he's got to keep on jumping keep on jumping and bought a boom or more like bada blue and hey I really don't even understand what my sense of humor is anymore eyes no it's pretty bad you got this [ __ ] you are the best plumber the world has ever seen and you're gonna hold on to that [ __ ] ledge look at this dumb little son of a [ __ ] you know what take a loss can take all my [ __ ] money but I'm not gonna take a loss my ass take a loss I'm not taking a loss of taking a win and you can take all my money that's all well deserved what was he doing now supper party oh oh we've got a hard carried over here yeah okay now let's see if you can do that again when we fight the same boss oh wait no that was it [Music] oh I got to go here okay no one died yet Oh Oh No bonkers I know you're really excited to see the last character rivals of ether right ah ha ha ha guess who it is it's a sand bird what yeah huh Sam bird yeah did you bother yourself looking at family this Danny Trevor it's a new character yeah I know I was pretty surprised too whenever they show me this one boom what what even are your texts I have a shine square the spin cycle Jesus it's good right that's a pretty good time Oh finally Dan you know what you're doing you've been in the game dev whoo business long enough you figured it out yeah oh my look at that face it's an Burton Oh Oh being that this area seemed very spooky from the outside I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's gonna be very spooky on the ants oh well all right oK we've got to wait here all right oh [Music] it's just you and me buddy they go oh please please please kill him breathe breathe oh it paid off oh I thought that was gonna be a miserable death okay hear me out I think we finally beat the video game maybe this looks like a cutscene so I think we beat the video game I'm not completely sure is he okay is that the boss do we fight him as Kirby now or is going what is we didn't beat the video game did we that's a no isn't it oh no these had to have an epic PVC bow oh I got a match okay of course the video games never over is it no mr. son he's just not happy okay you say something oh my god we're gonna keep going oh I'm gonna sue you Nintendo put this in my video games again oh my palm hurts turn me take it over win that lawsuit there we go boy come on you've got it oh that's be it right final blow through the heart and that's it we beat the bowling ball or whatever that is and all my friends who have died will all kick your ass through the power of friendship [Music] oh look all of my star allies are now kicking his ass maybe that's what this game was all about gang wars and that's it that's it that is the video game aren't following it for sure this time we have officially beaten the video game I think so things are looking like we're done but I felt this before and I'm still not sure if the game is over but Dan that's looking cinematic wait did Kirby die what if the world just pop up behind me you aren't alone don't worry you're really not alone don't worry ah yes this is exactly how I like to spend my evenings have you ever looked at your computer screen and just wondered where your life took a turn for the better or worse every day of my life ah who's this huge Oh juice hello friend hi are you from part 5 yeah I'm the future of Joe Joe's in the flesh what's your stand the world kill them I punch you no blocking no dodging you're dead and I regenerate let me just rewrite that and no no now you're not playing by the rules and I'm gonna have to ask you to go home I know that Deadpool played everybody rolls pants when duty ain't that right kids oh did you just look and talk to the camera the camera did you see that though let's try to figure out what he was doing hey what's up welcome to my minecraft letsplay today we're gonna be killing Joe dro holy [ __ ] look guys in the world Dickens [ __ ] yeah you guys gettin it on you know how easy it is for me to steal your girl right hey come over here I'm do you know that right yeah how you doing honey I'm gonna make hi Papa with you the whole time this is great oh he has the name and everything oh he's fine boy screams oh [ __ ] well that's pirates yeah you know oh [ __ ] I'm gonna go get my guitar I'm sure we're in sync we got a full band [ __ ] eruption like an upstanding individual hold this for me so I'm a drink from it a moment yeah that was beautiful Mario Kart 8 added Bowser jr. and all the Koopalings we should have known what that meant means that they're adding them to smash then they added the Inklings that we were so blind we didn't even realize I was right in front of us the whole time so you know what that means I think I just saw two afk players it's John Cena and he's immortal I hit it with the bombs and nothing happens okay 35 now going Smashville Bale stage yeah that's a horse Ponzi's she's waited I know see Oh if these are me but up is all oh my good god you gotta admit that was God why yeah those super good fat with in the footstool synergy right there you like that I'm so scared of literally everything I'm at 40 there's no way I'm gonna dive in and Wow I just have to talk about this I was on Twitter and saw someone each week this and Disney the actual Disney account tweeted out saying makes no difference who you are with the caption of the video from some Facebook meme account that says when someone compliments you but you're dead inside and it's just Pinocchio lifeless but becoming a real boy and is there audio on it nope there's not just a facebook video oh yeah as you can tell from my recent balloon world videos being titled Luigi to the spaghetti and loogie Beluga I am now in the business of naming all my videos complete nonsense so if you have any suggestions for the next Luigi Beluga whatever it may be let me know in the comments because I'm accepting any and all answers it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay it's okay oh my god I took too much time what oh don't get a Nico kids you're never guaranteed anything life owes you nothing except death oh my god it sounded very bad for a second oh right here oh it's a symphony but Eureka yeah Peter Griffin with Tim's Jesus and his [ __ ] backpack and oh it's supreme [Music] hence the ugh yeah I'm gonna run at the grad okay I tried to side B to counter into oh I'm just gonna need alive nope nope I'm gonna oh okay worst trait of my life I've had I've gone to gamestop and traded games away identity I'm sorry this used to be where you were but Star Allies gave me hope for my boy marks we need more villains and smash everyone's been saying that we don't have wolf anymore and people still want a role but that's not gonna happen but marks from Kirby is honestly a possibility how to make a girl give sex it's a very complex question it is cuz there's a layer of sincereness below a layer of misogyny on it all topped with a whole bunch of incorrect grammar I don't like the word make in that question yeah board maker do you want in smash switch and why is it Lin so this man already knows me for who I really am but a lot of people don't want more fireman characters and that's the thing I don't either Belen is an exception I rather they just remove like four of the fireman characters because most of them besides like Martha and I don't even matter the mark barely matters now yeah but he's just Marth what about you who do you want for smash switch I'm a wriggly person so I've had my hopes and dreams shut down two times now I feel like there are two kinds of people in the smash community those who want Ridley and those who say is too big yeah [Music] [Applause] and then you'll actually find a [ __ ] image of my Wazowski dabbing and like the [ __ ] basement [Music] what you got all right princess time to ride oh yeah hahaha that's the kind of toy I was looking for oh okay all right guys it's time to go show off our super cool toy let's do it [ __ ] what's up guys check out my super cool toy you play with it and try it yourselves don't play with it I'll show ya okay this is a problem maker okay hang on press the triggers and you'll see a super cool toy it's applicable up there you have to press the bumpers - yeah look at that No [Music] all right mister you were going to gamestop and buying us new card board matchbox keeps records of your most and least played characters all right I'm looking for play time okay so Falcon is my most played character that's kind of surprising with Mario cloud Ganon we go to the very end Oh No dark pit you just dropped in to crash my party oh there's another cool trick we go up here you take the little dinosaurs oh you know like the whole rest of the game that we can play how about we just go straight to the boss I think you'll like that one and we just fight us a little gold chain chomp giver just your pet never phase like this [ __ ] should be [ __ ] dead we have to like pretty much just assassinator with her dog know how metal that is alright so we just got to get this moon real quick and then I'm just trying to get out of here this oh [ __ ] purge No nice oh okay Oh laying on the flower plop incredible Mario nice Oh can't get it this time for sure you want to see some homicide watch this look how far away that cheap sheep was these hitboxes are mad disjointed look aerial view look at that anyways next on the path is for us to go up here okay ignore the rest of the game because this is where the fight is and this boss was mad intimidating the first time I played the game and then I realized man he's kind of a [ __ ] oh never mind I'm the [ __ ] please whatever you do does this go something Oh Oh the big brain thanks for jumping it's like only kill move huge we even leave a good comment about our good cardboard it's very good oh-oh-oh kids this is how it's done get careful kids brace for impact listen oh that Mommy transformed and a daddy cardboard loved each other very much Jesus Christ oh no no you know you know what I'm sort off all right let's skip the stickers cuz why do we need them so what is this I don't know okay Paul look at those happy cheese is it not working what do we want it what if what do we do about this thing what how does it work can we need a knob put a knob in that that has to be what it is knob locked and loaded sir if we just spend an hour and a half building a shitty cardboard piano that just doesn't do anything what what the [ __ ] what do they do rolling is this wrong knob is it oh you try all the knobs we have to knob this looks like a piano it looks like a piano to me but I don't hear the piano is the problem how oh is it using that oh my god do we need to oh my god what those stickers are magnetic tape Oh for [ __ ] sake I'm out nope we lost you lost the run its over buy a new one [Music] we did it we have a piano keeps women looking for a little hole which is the ultimate pursuit of life as most people know and he bunk his little noggin a fish bong it's more like a kiss so doesn't really count as a bonk but hey that's enough we're going home and watch this moon is very hard to find you got to go over here Wow I'm not gonna lose here actually no no no I'm gonna take it back I did mess up a little worse than any other runner because uh I was about to give my new personal best and then uh yeah that's not sub 16 or 17 damn it yeah this is like barely any improvement at all yeah that time lost Oh bang-bang-bang Besh's well bad character I don't even link properly oh why did you fight puffins yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] back back Wow I hate overwatch here wait let's stand back-to-back uh-huh okay and then we'll take three paces and then we'll turn and shoot alright alright ready 1 2 3 drop damn you're dead you're just tick-tock that's it this is the rain for 1v1 oh my god he was charging oh god cloud is blue we've seen a watch out damn cloud picking in the upside we're moving on through bracket I got saved this girl is awesome that time without expected escape to go oh my god I love this route he's gonna do it again he wants to do it so I was gonna wrap - who's next time my man who there's the punished on the Falcon gear just oh my god this again I don't think I've ever hated Super Mario Odyssey more God why is the hard part of the video game why does this have to be my downfall after trying to do this glitch I just realized that they patch this out yeah you used to be able to cheese this one really hard all right well in the meantime I'm gonna go plant my seed before I have the courage to come try and do the jump rope [ __ ] again I'll alright let's plan our seat over there to get this God why is this game so hard this is it this is this is the final boss it really is and I could talk to buddy alright could do this I gotta say this is the final boss of Mario Odyssey this is the worst [ __ ] I have ever seen if like if this game is a ten out of ten this makes it a nine out and I gotta say and then the beach ball game makes it probably like an 8 out of 10 oh my god oh god damn please look no I'm gonna [ __ ] out I feel I feel it I feel it it's gonna [ __ ] up anytime any second now oh my god I'm getting to the 90s I can't look at that holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] my finger almost slipped off the controller [ __ ] hell let's [ __ ] go first trip baby those first try first try ever on jump rope I hate this [ __ ] I hate it so much what we did it all right here's another one there's been like a last one on the little flagpole [Music] well that's damn disappointing okay here we go I got my first main on the 3ds oh nothing not gonna go too well I know everything about this age okay that's all oh my god did I it's okay it's okay you can't hurt me now oh yeah oh yeah get him angry that's why I like to see your boy still alive you ain't never in killing so oh my god was it saturday no no let's go oh my god no this is gonna kill yes oh if you keep going see I'm pushing the vet immediately you know something I don't hmm command I could go for if there are a clown imagine being sad imagine being depressed is all living hell and then some God you and you ask him you see someone says hey how you doing ego I could use a clown right now and in Mario just goes what do you mean he goes go dress as a clown and come back what do you think I meant you stupid idiot and hey we gotta just do what the man once so bobble was me clown Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada didn't know that that I'm a clown you're a [ __ ] as you can see with mark for nine they took a lot of artistic choices they took a lot of characters out like most notably Mario that that that one really caught me off guard but I'm just glad that they kept some my favorite video game characters of all time like wreckit-ralph yogscast lia nice that way i made the football manager l and you think that's the best it cannot pop my favorite video game character team fortress actually you know no there is one better character Danica Patrick how'd you sneak your way into this game Lulu Lala you know what I think I'm gonna stay with Ralph oh look at him Ralph is ready to smash that what he does yeah I don't know for sure Tomiko god I'm about to wreck it on myself while I'm dragging down a wrecking ball I feel like that's kind of productive right wreck-it Ralph shoes coming out right and he like breaks the inter know something kim kardashian looking at I mean actually I think the movies called breaks the internet I feel like if you do that you got to give us one of these right and trust me that image is cropped because I want this video to be monetized well hope this is a game oh my brood when I was playing to be sexy yeah I'm into it lesson to them I'm just gonna keep up airing like just I just one place I just pumping did you get something I think a tech roll to the right okay because I was wondering I think you've got to play the video game right the end there but in the end it didn't even matter you know it didn't but this match oh look at this get the eye away from piss and [ __ ] that was just just real that's gonna go in my combo video just sneak this one in here now Oh fished now your game and watch [Music] that was yeah cool like that fishing for that I wanted it whatever you do do not hurt him oh my god why I just asked you to don't hurt him with the c4s yeah he whoops your ass all right that was the game I hope you had fun a short hop and then we just [ __ ] thought we're gonna come back alive and you're gonna have more health and you need it anyways on the new strand Oh watch out person shot wide what I want to see if I can get away with this okay what's something pretty hard to believe [Music] style [ __ ] boy you better not believe this also while I'm at it and I have nothing better to do I'm gonna try and see if I can pull anybody else I think that this one is a good lie because it's just believable enough but at the same time equally upsetting so with this being said this video is not actually about smash switch leaks this is about hey smash switch leaks are about to come out in full force so don't believe them you eighty zero why do you [ __ ] believe me give me a moon thank you and now we just have to find the hint art [Music] no don't tell me is that a moon god there wasn't even a hint art to begin with dude okay well I found the taxi flying in space and it's gonna take about a century to get that moon all the way over to me but dude dude I really thought there was a hint argh God but hey that's lost Kingdom and a lot of people have said I'm bad at video outros smash upbeat there we go so you're guys this is it the level 90 too much ship of yours mother [ __ ] my line mother [ __ ] is he if the kind people on YouTube don't know I recently tried to be Pokemon in Rome on my own time with only a Mudkip and at level 92 [ __ ] dinner and my lawn how does this power feel oh it's pretty good ray needs even more power peace out oh my god bazinga Pano's vanos you may be able to condone anything but ionian a car greater than you ever will we don't need a role play Sheldon Cooper now back to redraw the line right after penis man and chicken vados shouting Cooper Broadway oh this one's weird is this like the dinosaur rampage one and there's another one somewhere I don't remember please stop don't know what you're doing oh god I can't understand how did that not kill stop okay 110 I wonder what move he's going to use [Music] [ __ ] keep you throwing that around oh okay or maybe we can you're gonna get hurt at you stay by this ledge [Music] Matabele alrighty that's 66 let me check something out real quick it's that easy my gamer since 2 telling me to go this way well that was bowa's oh this is a cool little slighty part which is probably not that cool I probably can't make this huh oh you know you just got to believe in yourself believing yourself goes a long way everybody see look at that don't okay no I remember this one I remember this area I don't remember doing well on this area whoa whoa no oh my god did you see that save I'm damn proud of that one gotta say alright I'm gonna I'm gonna do this backwards actually well that was bad idea oh no it wasn't yep there it is that's the mood I was looking for I knew it was here okay well we did that and now we got to come to mr. coupe with a quick are you ready to get your a scoop of the kicked [Music] hey guys pixiv here for a very happy video [Music] [Applause] [Music] look I get it you're not quite sure what the Pokemon company is doing either but since I'm realistically picking Eevee later this year let's pick the not otter looking Pikachu let's give him some love while it lasts well I'm glad I friended him he looks like he wants to be put out of his misery let's go on a quest buddy well I won't see how a few buttons I can press I'm gonna put my controller down press this Auto Attack button and go get some food see you guys in a little bit [Music] so I have one I'm back and it looks like we succeeded without fail nice job team your dish will be ready after two more expeditions or you could use your p.m. tickets to finish it up now but I don't they gave me time no no I'm not giving oh my god this is what free-to-play is all about alright yeah if you insist take my money Pokemon whatever you want what what I missed the jump oh did you see that that was so close you like that jump right there look at that look at that that is what Super Mario de si is all about baby that is beautiful okay and we're gonna bonk right there and sit down we go words well Mario you're probably gonna die down here that's that's that that's okay you only lose one health and then we lose another health no see he's probably okay look oh my god he had to have been frames away from dying and captain toad is in his little sandy cheek ass dome down here let's go swimming captain toad whoa okay I never realized that the eyes appeared on the scoop with that that's the sauce that's the sauce right there oh he used his sauce up it's perfect please hit it back miss oh he didn't you even let chain chomp play tennis like who at Nintendo was like this is what we need oh that's it money I owe advantage mine oh it's over oh it's over because now he's back drop shot good calm cool collected I swear nothing tilts me like tennis games but when I was in like early high school I've never broken a controller and like smash bros and anything but the one game I broke a controller in was sonic all stars tennis or whatever that was Alex Kidd world champions I lost it oh my [ __ ] waluigi he's gonna lob oh he didn't okay what he just let me win oh I kind of started recording this because I was gonna keep playing until I want a championship but well so we're clear that's a gamer and epic yeah in that order so thank you for icon for putting my panda and smash okay so now um I should have a moon if I did everything properly which I oh I get one shot one opportunity here it goes I pretend I hit it one of these times like that time see alpha do you think it's going to be the year of the animal crossing that song is very animal crossing like it I'm gonna make a hard read on this for the past like six years I have never thought III was gonna show a new animal crossing game but this I'm feeling I'm calling it right now they just happen to make paladin's which at the time was a kind of an overwatch client it's drifted away sure but that's where it all began and then I kind of coasted gave them some respect made some paladin's videos outside of the knot series and then they hit me with paladin strike a mobile game that resembles MOBAs like League of Legends or more so battle right and you know what I kind of bit my tongue I was like no no no I'm I'm just gonna ignore it and then they hit me with paladins round royale that's right everybody it's not fortnight time you knew this was coming and hey while you're here be sure to press that subscribe button after that look at that I did it boys oh wait still falling we have not landed yet I I'm stuck I can't move I am uh I'm just maybe disability will help me out No this is me trying to get out of it I am a I'm doing my best it's just bloat what he's even going on here why can't I see I'm not gonna be the last one surviving or I'm gonna go next this is not looking good for me I'm trying to summon my horse but he doesn't want to come up here for some reason I'm sorry I can just turn it down and post but I just feel like I have to yell because this game is blowing out my damn ears right now no no it's okay I find it fitting this is how it should in yeah this is how I wanted it to end is that the Sun closing in on us hopefully something goes wrong the crashes into us that'd be a fun way to put me out of my own misery imagine losing to this I'm one of the last 44 people to survive just think about how many people had to have lost for me to get here as I'm doing whatever this is well I just went to the bathroom came back and not much has changed I left like 40 minutes and he's still just doing this I'm gonna leave and go get food huh I hope it goes well yep so I've been here for about uh 15 minutes now and you just got like really lucky on the circles yep yeah so we can see every who's playing this video game looks like I'm one of the last 17 people alive it is coming in I'm kind of kind of stuck here so it's coming in boys yeah then well this is how it is so jerky yep see me a swan song yep somehow I was the last one alive oh hold on hold up wait can I can I move in this can i nope nope no it's over well how about that final roster what the [ __ ] fighter wrong number next to each fighter signifies the order in which they joined the Super Smash Brothers series Mario Mario is in the game holy shades a new game yes hey show me happy oh it looks all I like the style is so different they're back holy [ __ ] oh my god inkling sixty-fourth holy [ __ ] there were over 64 characters on this game squirtle pokemon trainer holy [ __ ] pokemon trainers bad clouds back I didn't know how to get that one I do not expect cloud to be back Thanks holy [ __ ] come Jesse I gotta go see Jesse Jesse [Music] [Applause] [Music] and then I had a tweet that said two characters who will never get into smash and showed a picture of Daisy Ridley trying to explain that Daisy nor Ridley will ever make it into smash and I don't think I've ever been more wrong in my life I've been in the last game he started kind of bodying me towards the end and then I just had to touch him once and hit him into a level 3 confirm and I hit him with the BM shake this hand [ __ ] yeah and he did don't worry but his reaction after he was shook he was shook my man announcing waluigi has an assist trophy was just so prominent they were just like hey everyone look at this waluigi is not a playable character just so you know and they even went so far to have him killed when they revealed a Citro fees can be knocked out I gotta say how strange that is and I'm doing this for one of two reasons one it would be absolutely hilarious if I'm correct I would have endless respect for Sakurai and his team for pulling a righteous bamboozle on all of us and my second reason to wear this theory might give all of his fans and supporters so much hope that he's in the game only to be crushed a second time if I'm incorrect have a great day everybody [Applause] good boy [Music] nice opposed I'll get my chance another day in which you know yeah that makes sense they put Kenya and it just be Ryu but with a multi-hit on shoryuken I don't really have much speculation on that but if I understand how licensing works even a little bit that sounds like a lot of efforts to go through for Capcom just for an echo fighter I think you for going that far your time is better spent getting this guy or this because some people want this believe it or not you know no excuses we just got to get the eight-ball to the end and that's my only mission oh my god oh please stay there ah would you look at that what stuff oh I see what's gonna happen here all right little buddy you got a palpable caboose right there and you're just gonna ride them to victory kind of like the words I've used for this are you ready to visit the promised land you know what let's know I am ready to ascend to the higher place this sounds like a cult actually but I think I am ready to go the Promised Land awaits are you ready to join something bigger than yourself no this does sound like a cult like absolutely I'm ready for this cult and the door to the promised land will now open your God what is happening this phone is going for up is this not ready for the Promised Land Ally up excuse me [Applause] so the phone just wanted the blender to itself and here I thought this whole time the promised land would actually be a paradise could you put wait no he is he is taking the room blender step into the blender my Swartz wha aye captain cuttlefish I don't know I don't really trust a blender the Blendtec teleportation device but okay yeah I agree this is seriously sketchy this looks like we're just about to [ __ ] die what did that thing say yeah they're gonna chop our guts who would have seen this coming this is crazy I'm trying my hacks working they can't get in oh hello little squid how are you doing agent three but they got a cape now so they're really cool holy mackerel we made it yeah we almost got sliced in half but somehow this la agent through he knocked out we went to the top no no no I want to go down oh my god wait wait hello hello where is this last one excuse me no no no I'm rushing over I'm rushing over oh wow that was almost the biggest disaster ever and we salvaged it and our little awning fell off perfectly to safety if you want to call that perfectly she stuck the landing though oh I was about to be so upset with myself that was that was it and she's gonna choke on this uh well although still no jokes I made our kind of in poor taste now you know when it's touching the back of his throat that's when it stops being funny I'm looking for my good friend the look Karen but it still upsets me ya know I gotta get this game is he gonna hit this I don't know the answer is no I'm gonna break that racket boy oh and now it's my turn to serve you know what let me get some meter first and then we can talk okay I'm gonna go left boom left again yep how about I service oh is he giving up what what is he doing oh you know what that's fine what if I give you the point and then I just serve it to you like this talk about an easy win you know the classic tennis knockout give it to me why don't you don't LA perfect what whose mom bought Edgar a Nintendo switch with Mario Tennis just to come online it make me feel like a rotisserie [ __ ] okay take your time I just thought you out yeah so how's your day been uh it's been going pretty well no I'm good that one wasn't even a to phrase good no this is good good player me thank you Bayonetta for making me a good player Eric how'd you get out of that with SDI white does it actually matters yeah I thought it didn't matter just do [ __ ] are you kidding me how so intentional you too can take a game off a top player imagine this how are the computers not surprised by these angles it pisses me off oh my god how how was I supposed to follow that one that was not only a drop shot but he was off the this is hard for the most [ __ ] of reasons like it with the stars it makes it okay but when you hit it right hit it tight it know the stars don't up here so it's like infuriating cuz I genuinely have no idea where it's gonna go like there I thought it was gonna hit the master I see me oh this is I mean I am actually getting tilted oh my god I'm tilted okay I think I have actually found the strategy I just kind of keep kami got bay on the right side and then sometimes he'll just throat oh god no no no look at that look at that save oh my god Kamik I hate playing thank you so much oh my god this is looking possible I've been here before but I'm really feeling good about it as long as he doesn't hit me with like any [ __ ] things are looking real nice oh okay no no that's fine that's fine that's fine look at this look this just walking over everything's okay everything's okay I cannot lose now I absolutely cannot lose now oh I'm so scared oh just just a few more no I knew I knew that one was gonna bounce off Oh holy Sh okay okay watch this I just got a hit it's gonna break rally no no no yay level 3 Paul balazar you're about to get [ __ ] destroy damn okay where the racket go I don't think you're prepared for this to go wrong Mario with this play-doh looking as air it just dismantled every plane you had 18 she's got beamed up Scotty Mario where are you going I think this is nirvana I think he just reached 10 is heaven the tennis gods were very pleased with him it really makes you think why Captain America didn't just challenge Thanos to a game of tennis video how do you just put this character in a game then soup you don't know what they do that was so hard by static so your your stand ping spike every stance things like activates when in dire need of it it does have a physical form yeah I'll send you fake care of it after this game I gotta say this is actually pretty silly [ __ ] this is pretty oh my god and the fact that he hit the bump twice made it stay in place and made it stronger probably about the past ten years now I have always read and watched everything I can to buy III because well I just love video games so being that I was able to attend III 2018 not only as a spectator but as a VIP to certain areas was honestly really emotional for me sure I've been doing YouTube for a while and you know going into this I already had at least 750,000 subscribers who liked my continent not to follow me but it just felt like everything built up to this and you give you a brief background I love the Super Smash Brothers series and even though I've never really talked about it I have an emotional attachments to Super Smash Brothers Brawl my grandfather here I was insanely close to passed away due to this off of jail cancer in March 2008 and if you could do the math that is around the same time for all came out funny enough he reserved it for me the previous Christmas so it kind of felt like a last gift from him and it was really emotional and during the time my parents pulled me out of school to you know mourn the death I spent those moments locked away in my room playing Subspace that was my form of coping and it really sat with me throughout the years and I know that sounds a bit morbid to start the video off but I just want you guys to know how emotional this trip was for me and even though I played 64 in melee you have to realize that this game allowed me to fall in love with a series even more and to take that exact same serious from a decade ago and be invited to e3 2018 as a VIP that is surreal it's insane it really makes you look around and say everything led up to this and I can't believe it's here anyway is my video over e3 2017 was sectioned off by the companies that did their announcements and I'm just kind of going to ignore that and just list off games one by one but first let me give a brief sentence over each conference Microsoft kept announcing new things when I thought they were done announcing new things they announced new things very good conference probably the best of e3 EA who really cares Bethesda not a huge fan of the company but they actually did do some things I was interested in Square Enix Ubisoft sure why not PC gaming show who knows I didn't watch Sony that spider-man Nintendo pretty good if you like smash bros speaking of smash bros remember bayonetta 3 you know what let's go spike no the bad band's gonna hit the ball back it's okay I try my hardest know how all right so you want the power you want to level up all right so Joe we all got at least one wins today that's me you're probably wondering how I ended up here well it's a long story involving one very very bad fish one thing very few people know about slap city is that you can honestly go even further beyond I did not just kill me at zero time did not just kill me ends okay I am a one Arial smash back away from taking it all he's got to bait that last upbeat oh no oh no okay can't choking the impossible is possible oh my who is that lame as hell yes yes it was but that's all in a hard day's work now let's try and do that on a different stage I am NOT beating him an actual combat that's for sure okay that was almost funny well I was pretty funny that was pretty funny to me you know what that's fine so we let it rock then we let it rock and we let it rock yeah yeah we let it rock challenging me and items was probably a bad idea I'm gonna hide on my ship in shield what can you do [Music] I didn't have my job good morning graph mom I plug the router what the [ __ ] I playing against the little Mac oh okay no we're done playing mom said it's past my bedtime I have to see ok understandable we'll see you at school tomorrow yeah my mom can pick you up if your mom can drop us off everyone thinks that I am just a little Mac master because a you know dick and on Mac how to play 101 and all that but little Mac scares the hell out of me oh now he has ko punch that's terrifying no super pinch oh so you knock him down and he has to go collect his soul that's messed up so I'm sold I'm deeply struggling with how to KO someone in this game do I have to collect his heart first that is interesting yeah I can't believe that should either trust me and speaking of [ __ ] I can't believe you're probably gonna die again I wish they at least gave me a subduction it might be an options but again the problem is I still don't speak Japanese so I don't know how to navigate there she's gonna kill someone isn't she she might not stop and tell the whole civilization of people are dead and okay she has officially met her quota of killing gutes today for one non-japanese speaker to another non-japanese speaker I have to assume I think we're going to space so oh my god I'm draw Falls problems of uh charges yeah that's the next step from dropping a volleyball on someone look at all these bombs that are supposed to be intimidated no they still are he looks so interested in the death he just caused and this could blow up the rest of the world ah it seems as if I've made an oversight remember the good old days when Sonic decided they wanted to be good again and they were for a few months before something else happened if you look at Ray's animation right now it makes me thank you some seventh grade quirky XD funny holds up spork kind of loser I like writing this game but I would absolutely bully him in middle school mighty he's broken the strikes don't affect me the first time and whoa i commentated over that entire boss fight because it was you know three seconds long yeah let's on a mighty flex on him is he done flexing on him yeah as the train just going to keep on rollin all night long did I do something wrong he won't stop flexing should we kill him 10:01 until it actually really wanna do it okay why'd you kill me wait in this shirt ugh gun then someone's in front of you you shoot the person in front of you I don't know I just thought friendly fire was not on no we can mess each other up don't you don't don't do it it's not working are you okay thing is gonna work forever how long do you think you really hide someone he's right there waiting for you huh oh god it didn't work okay that was about the 3000 IQ right there right there we go cuz you want to get out like the nice angle to where you can hit it and then dive on it now you just ignore that one son of a [ __ ] ice burn a circuit class s what does this mean ah bad you know what let's try something here Oh what okay okay okay caught up with them look at that that that was so helpful look at that look at that I'm catching up to them I'm catching up to them there it is bless I need to pray to the limp-dick gods look at that look at that distance hold up hold up oh my god I actually think that word we're about chilling now we're gonna bounce over everything look at that breaking the game look at that easy big boy bounce see you get the best bounce to get the best lab this is I can't believe this trap work yes wait so did you just push your ever-so-slightly back into the bluff let me see that animation again [Music] I excuse me look I've ever related to something more than this Monson Roger I really like the plow you're the power of his stroll oh my god II swear this is big dick energy in the flyest are you a gamer I'm streaming I am have you ever seen those stupid videos with mr. H it's not true it's not he's not gay he wouldn't do that hey my birthday soon bye they followed us he followed us [ __ ] my dad stop stop everybody there's nothing wrong with being gay or sucking [ __ ] I've never done it not what's my life okay well I hope you guys had it okay I hope you all had a great Wacka Wacka here's the thing though like some Muppets are just more popular than others just calm assess amis what would you like to have some hard whiskey but please call me play please my father that's the hard whiskey can I get some milk 'yes please so um Jackson shouldn't you be recruiting these guys into the bumpy gang but my brother made my Steam account I really needed changing yeah you can change that anytime you want happy oh I feel like permits don't don't touch the titties / partly it's been a while how's it feel to be a new member of slap city you see that head right there yeah that's me after I do these 3,000 IQ plays whoa jump over it sick okay she beat my skateboard move that interaction just look funny to me did you play this game on stream with people I'm sure a lot of your good friends and subscribers will want to play with you after this video I have no friends here the last friend I had not now we're no longer friends whenever I add zero meter in the whole game [Music] it felt like that they're using the donkey mode it's a very complex tava it requires a very high set of IQ I see No I need it I need a second I do the second that's it your you need to leave sir I'm angry to show you the door one combo I know that's one combo get back here get back get back here oh my that's the lamest thing I've ever seen this is so lame that's free get out of here you know what I'd like to say to this [ __ ] it no no no no if you know anything about circles this isn't looking like a circle it could be a lot worse it could be a lot better there's gonna be the best [ __ ] circle anyone's ever seen oh it's not oh no it no absolutely not closed I think that's 80 points that's 80 points ninety-two see that was perfectly enough rocket flower yeah okay oh that was the only question okay thank you mr. Sphinx and inside that rock they will have a moon but until then we have to desperately just keep getting rocks until one Rock has them this is this is one of those poor design things in honesty I just can't justify because I get exploring is fun and stuff like that but this isn't fun I now have a rock what do I do with rock you ask that's a good cone oh oh no oh no oh no we do nothing with the rock that's what I don't know if you know anything about Sonic versus Mario but it is not fun well it's fun when you get the forward aerials in there we hold up I have defeated the packs go no he's back I thought I won I think I won I have defeated the pac-man in the most gimmicky cheesy way possible and hey that's saying a lot if you're fighting against the most cheesy and gimmicky character in the game that's what I'm talking about that is the good old-fashioned disrespect that I want to see in my life [Applause] smash flash to just release Picchu but to unlock pichu you have to get pikachu to one hundred seventy two percent or turn the handicaps in nine hundred ninety-nine percent yep that also works to three incredible jord win don't you repeat you I'd have to say probably Goku if it's prison rules I think it's Pichu the Ouija is about to die by the way to be in smash ultimate no I think we just got QC I can't believe it yeah the madman also are we not gonna address the fact that what no no no what alright fighter smash meter and listen up meter make it legal now oh my god it looks so pretty - oh God hey rule did it oh my god he's in let me get a character with a crown at long last yeah that was good though good trick I like that I can't move that was so good we got maximum jebaited I like that all right there he is oh yeah oh look at him smack that belly oh oh he belly counters okay it's just too thick the killer kill is a show about a girl who's badass and trying to avenge her father the show has a serious first episode and then turns into this weird slice of life action comedy for like the first 10 episode you like huh I'm getting kind of bored it's just titties and the girl winning and then they hit you with the real stuff boom plot goes everywhere in more ways than one well you can buy a war farm give me the air horn there's that it's time to go back to my roots okay no please wait get back oh it's my shovel treat me better see oh god it gets me out of everything I need okay ouch ow okay don't really know what I'm doing at this point but they stopped hitting me with this oh my god I'm gonna be real with you chief I was just mashing every button on my controller that I could or the turret okay can they clutch come on grab them Oh sis all right scroll Brannigan's there's a big brain play oh look at that oh it's adorable I didn't know that Oh Oh Dave you're supposed to go up okay whatever that's it oh no it's not even in this game they're never give him a good final smash you got yes he look who's too big for smash now how the turntables no no no we live it we live in see two big ball up there you got caffeine and ever you come to never you upbeat yeah [Music] that's what oh my god that was the best ultimate combo that's ever happened imagine seeing a dinosaur and just having one nut and thinking I will take him down and somehow it works I have mad respect for anyone who likes mallow that much because I really like her what pisses me off is that Pokemon knows exactly what they did with the character like mallow and if you look on the wiki her age is listed somewhere between the range of 12 to 19 which I don't know if you guys know this but that range makes a huge difference it just surprises me that they're like no that's that means it's okay enough for you to draw a porn of her but it could be bad Paige I think you really attracted the furry community because they're very proud of you now are they cloudy wolf says hello I have another thing to say major you need a first sona no I'm good on the suit I think the art would be cute ish what animal are you major is that too much of a question that is too much of a question I don't identify as a furry enough to like there's not an animal that piques my interest the most you know would you be like a centaur yeah that's it's your half furry uh who that's actually actually no that's pretty good I think more like mermaid but I actually don't like scales I prefer fur I think it's really funny how furries were all rich because first years aren't cheap are they no I know they're like thousands of dollars Oh major would make a sexy-ass fish well thank you don you just enabled so many bad things okay cool oh hello hi for dinner yeah yeah I'm on my way oh no reason I'm on my way right now I love you for you bye hey I think I'm dead Jesus any planes too fast [Music] I don't like you're winning this one [Music] the opera's shadow cannot be an ethical fighter vasana cuz he's so different he hasn't moved she was in a teleport that's very cool and don't even get me started on chaos here also he is from bill and he's an aunt i'ma get a name Oh did you just loose affair how am I supposed to get to you wait look you just do that [Music] the oldest trick in the book really really oh that that hurt my feelings or even psych my mom called yes mama he's talking to his mama on the phone okay fine I will look at it the first thing you said was [Music] [Laughter] she hated all of that sorry my mom oh my god he was from the Lafayette I got a Vita no we can't leave him hanging come on he needs you gotta know what mom who needs I gotta know legend says it's lovely to me he's leaving right and she's mad that I used to take no he said he's leaving he's done he's by without benefit I like those guys too what that it's also the mini mint are you okay don't come down here one of these days Kirby you will get spiked no no no pain hate is all I know pain and suffering what was that Kirby he was just holding in oh no oh no no no jump out of the way why not you that's why that's how I feel right now do I have enough water I don't know if I have enough water okay say what you will about any other game play everything bad I've ever done with my life led up to that moment cuz that was the most clutch dive I have ever seen every time I do this people don't believe me they don't believe in the perfect circle you want to see a perfect circle you want to see 100 points show me oh look at that flex on all these haters I mean this trick he's so scared he doesn't know yeah I'm sorry about that one bud [Music] whiney look what the hell am i censoring and my QR code yeah is Kirikou [Music] damnit you really think you can get through me huh you're gonna do I will stay right here I'm not going anywhere near that yeah you stay over there I will hear what you want over there waiting what I don't like this chick like what other characters are you like interested in voicing well I didn't even get my question out before wonderful roles I mean if it was like in an existing series yeah I already kicked off a big one yeah and it's being in a Family Guy cutaway gag that was a monumental achievement or elaborate I'm a family guy 20 moments okay so basically I did this like two years ago and I haven't seen it yet I've googled it all my life I haven't seen it but it was basically like Peter says this point this is disgusting I'm sorry go on about your family got funny moment so basically a funny moment it's like Peter said some funny joke and it was like this is like Paul Rudd and where the mild and then it cuts to where the wild things are and I'm supposed to be Max I'm like who are you he's like oh I'm Paul Rudd I'm from this movie I'm like oh and he's like yeah and then it cuts [Music] you perfectly summed up somebody actually made like an edit of like gumball standing behind me as like a I think they're called did your spin you have a stand I might send it in the discord maybe you can flash it up on the screen fine yeah I could do that did you do me a favor real quick Nicholas and hit me with gumball saying let me show you the power of my stand all right let me show you the power of my stance that's good okay we're gonna have a fun time this episode I'm just gonna get all the worst possible stuff out of the way right here right now yeah this is what we're doing now whoo but what if we made it to players yeah let's do that first we got to get this under control okay go can't be go you guys ready for the salt mine of an episode you're like how slow does go we're playing with the snail it's funny cuz he's slow that's so funny and stuff let's hit it until it's 30 and then let's hit in some more until it's out a hundred five nothing what sneeze that uh huh we're making it happen uh-huh there's slow and steady wins the race right there okay deep breaths we got to get right back into it and it's it feels even slower than the first time somehow Odyssey really is a great game but this is by far the worst part of the entire game and there's like a lot in this game of this somehow they managed to top themselves and gave me the worst experience of my entire life just by playing volleyball all right 88 it I feel like I could choke sooner nope nope okay okay so what happened there was taffy hit the net and decided to stop oh my god and 100 we are done and we never have to touch this again let's uh disconnect this controller wait that's not okay no we'll do that later so we got one moon and now I got another and I'll be honest if Mario came out and just said hey I want to have a genocide on snails I would find that completely reasonable and I feel like all of you would too so I have a new trick watch this show me those teeth curving forward aerial Mario that's funny have you seen wait a second a downward wait for it arrey oh so now that brighten up the Lucena so you're saying Ganon wasn't working huh I'm gonna put them off come be taught real quick oh my god that was the rudest sequence I have ever seen like you cannot come back no matter what happens the rest of the game right now you see that we have a bit more to show you [Applause] [Music] no way [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I saw the found a very cool pamplona we've been sleeping on the giant smash melee Mario is broken oh he went he went really high Oh what was those magnet hands fells like the most in the same bag and I have ever seen in this game it's like what actually Oh God there she is oh you can't even counter it you're helpless where is your God now once you need combo I didn't think that would work why would that work oh that's fine that's fine too I found my new combo that dead a hundred twelve percent from one counter here's my signature combo I can't believe that he was so far down and then he just oh this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen really good coming into your own explore fee I really think we can go the distance hey alright hey Styles our dose will you can oh my god that's ok I'm learning okay oh well that's that's alright only one of you two okay Oh both of you guys died in the first level that's that's something okay so what you want to do is you want to bring Olmec down here [Music] [Music] I wasn't even ready for it I know you say this time myself but I didn't put down there there and legitimately down there Tom stirred myself the leftist rock uh Oh what where to hell with your rocker huh no where did you um you see this right what oh my god hold on I'll snapchat you this boy is something wrong with your computer please yes hold on oh yeah our game is definitely DC I've lost it - luck like guys like that easy to go to but if I have to make up like I've brand new superpower I think refilling think it's use me just like feeling alive like fit like filling things up like imagine maybe the best waiter ever water it's done for okay imagine like yeah man stand right there you know like you can just fill their bladder self now they really have to pee Joe I can't believe that of all the superpower is at your disposal displace all I I don't have money I'm just gonna fill up my bank account that's a little different that's more of like so something has to be able to be yes do you need to be shot you late into space you'd be like fill this up and you would just fill the entire space whatever it does kind of seem funny you've smelled liberties in this I don't it has to you know it has to be fillable I guess okay but banks don't have a capacity but yeah so the thing is it does sound I've over powered because you could just look at someone be like no I'm gonna take away all their blood no no cuz I can't take it away the middle with pigs you could more blood yeah yeah I can just know because it's already full oh my what if they've lost blood in the past well then I can just give it to them back what if you could overload them so this is pretty cool no yeah that's it you can only filter maximum capacity affine by someone else no do you put it this way if you feel some point I want to fill this one it's losing a star to the steerage home oh yeah that's star the spawns gave you it's gone so how about how about you give you your rule like no no you give yourself a rule for what you can and cannot fill someone has to give you like a permission to do it and also elaborate like now I don't winner over him really I'm just so used very interested in this country you were too if you were to see an empty elevator right okay and you're like I want to fill this you'll only be able to fill it to its weight capacity so that it really yeah I'm sorry no case a little more high you it seems like everything you would do would have an asterisk by it no I am why would you what would you call a surprise that's a full elevator sick away people in it the way that's what it is hey look it's dinner opens it's like a gin okay no it's like he didn't look in sense it's kind of but it's different fervor okay no we are moving on it doesn't have to be six people it could just be two really fat people that fit Thor you know the thing is it like maybe I just fill it up with like Nuggets and there's just a lot of pretty house that's actually crazy because then you could just fill it up with whatever you want yeah I don't yeah but wait isn't that also or you're creating matter as well yeah wait and that's then they step it up repaired yeah well it's no because it has one sort of you needed a gun and you're in a war and then yeah I'm gonna fill this bucket of ammunition yeah I can just do that are you reading matter that's what your power is it's not the only rule that you have for your power is that it needs to be a space that can be filled yeah okay I don't think this gets a pass for me oh so your power isn't filling things up Joe out of thin air well yeah but I'm feeling something in the process so people in exchange Joan has to fill a void yes oh no they maybe play the cake wait I got this watch this I'm alive believe it I can I'll take it oh why do I do that why do I do that what loogie it didn't well have fun boo-boo he decided to do look at that that was a big rain topper like that's pretty epic did you come up for that no okay oh I was gonna juggle you between the two let's let me play no no not dark right safe I'm not is it really gonna end like I really don't want to talk to about that one okay okay huh what's gonna do [ __ ] are you serious i buffered that toss amateur move no okay I'm in yes I wanted to start over hahaha where are they I just want to see how far behind a second place because I really don't feel like I'm very good at this part oh he's creeping up he's creeping up so about like 150 yeah I'll just take that finish right now it'd be very embarrassing if I lost them this is where the real challenge is look at that wait oh wait no there was a there's a there's a there's a moon in there Mario we weren't done there yet come on come on come on come come on cop wait oh look at that Mario can we please can we please grab the ruin in there for the no I just wanna grab the moon how did I get in the warp pipe mid fog no Oh Mario oh my god fly me in a friend out to California to their studio to try the newest character come on come on buddy oh wait he might just be dead I'll have you dead yeah but now I'm gonna drop down from Halo and get this misfire you want to play the NER game huh I'll waive this every time that's fine look at this look at this we keep training all right that's fine while XG o to our viewers we actually every time we have a guess we have a list of questions we put on there dudes like me me and our manager play on Sunday Sunday we do some research we look over things we get questions we do basic google searching what do we find one week Google search right there deviantart.com flashlight there so as I said blue thanks for wasting our time by not talking because you weren't gonna win but carry on what were you gonna say for blue anyway my favorite journal that I found on your deviantART is titled hey guys I got a 3d s50 March 24th 2011 12:57 p.m. it is the text reads you jelly question mark I don't know how I haven't died yet but if I just keep playing on this leg surely something will work out for me like maybe he just dies do see do you see what he's doing yeah no okay alright well now let's go over there sonic play your game I'll play mine all right well that's fun all right nice air dodge idiot all right back to playing your game what are they oh now he wants to play the game since he's losing no sonic you wanting to play lane I play Lane we got four minutes on the clock and you bet I'm gonna be using it I'll put some damage on it whenever I can but it's not my priority you know and honestly whenever you play that way against Sonic somehow it all becomes easier it's like a lot of things sonic has will kill me at this point but I mean hey man if you main Sonic and you want to camp people out you got to be prepared for people camping you out damn it I was supposed to time them out I accidentally should wait can I just know they're not gonna just let me right right they're not gonna just let me get away with this right right they're not gonna let me just keep jumping on it right hey look it's a photo op drew at Sonic speeds everything's over wait wait what no I missed it I missed the switch how did it happen I roll I bounced over it oh my god I almost choked right there I think no that's fine that's it yeah yeah see I knew I had to download just so we're all clear I booked on a wall that was moments away from ceasing to exist right it's very hard and I'm gonna fail this is not easy I think this is probably the moon I've spent the longest on like whenever I played your Aussie for the first time and then I got to go down here to aggro dis Bullet Bill oh you heard him too early dammit I would like it so much more if the checkpoints started right there but instead I'd have to walk around for a little bit and you know I could still fall off here and then like that and that's where the tilt really starts oh oh I just had an epiphany everything just suddenly makes sense what if I just do well could you imagine such an idea I hate the camera - can't see it okay we're gonna be here for a little bit let me be straight up about that this is not going to be a short level well that seems only fitting - bonk right there huh there's a moon right okay that fog is also pretty fitting button huh that honestly took a lot less time than I expected well no we still have to climb a very big tower oh god I'm so full oh wow this part makes me tear up I want to take my time with this this is honestly a beautiful moment I think this was the moment I fell in love with the game at the very end I already loved it but this just pulls on your heart this [ __ ] oh I played this already I know what this says but boy it sure I love it [Music] journeys and God mom what a beautiful game this is like you're driving me on video so much and people started clowning me off videos too so Joan what's your what's your favorite clown on moment against me yeah I think I don't remember the exact words but uh uh-huh actually I remember the exact word because I'm pretty sure it was them like one of the first videos I was like in your channel yeah okay later on it was like the Mario Party it was the mark tennis one okay yeah okay yeah the first like big one where I just play like like yeah and I like since you send me the video early so I could like watch it I commented something like some whatever and seconds after the video went up I got a reply to it that just said loser oh no Luigi I I had this one calm down oh no oh no oh I don't know why but I have an overwhelming desire to beat this cloud today I think I sent a message I absolutely think I send a message with that one you want I feel good I feel good now I feel really good now he's mad watch this now he's mad he wants to get in Oh Oh Mike oh come on oh I'm still alive I'm still alive cloud thanks to you buddy and now all right Yoshi hit me with your worst come on let me see it use that special diet all right where you going wait hammer bro what are you doing you got a hammer you don't even know how to use it everyone's crowding around Yoshi I just ran away from everyone you know what some days I wish I was less ironic there's not even a joke there I just hate myself sometimes she goes up how ironic it is well I don't even think I say do you think genuine anymore it's just kind of like epic game or what's up gamers smells like up game or epic win epic epic epic epic oh god no I remember what this part is I take it back I really do believe this is the hardest part and all of Odyssey so you see this little black line I am restricted to this oh and now that blue line I am I can't leave I can't leave these boxes that they've created for me and if I do I just died it's terrifying but now I know that I can use my little right stick in that honestly makes everything a lot easier I'll take that damage all right he's gonna pop out oh okay that's a victory that is one victory for me and you know what when you're dealing with something like this you take every victory you can no no no I will take it that's fine I'll take it again if I have to nope no hate this camera that was it that was the end of it I just held the same way I was walking and it decided that he wanted to go the other way because gravity change if I got hit by anything right here I didn't think I would but I did not want to live in a reality where that could happen oh god this is hello Maggie what my inputs are so delayed oh my god I got cloud on there we got stay calm cool calm collected Oh what I was inside of it to be inside go he's pushed me in all right I'm getting cloud on hold up good good good good oh one side left it's the bottom I see it there I did it I had no idea what I was doing and I did it cooking Mama's coming in watch look at Luigi's taking his sweet-ass time over here all right it's just like the beans man oh and there it goes oh my god why can't they just make a forfeit I just have to watch and go and go and go and go all right they just booed him right or is it just lagging he just left no now we have to start over I already why and stuck why I blind 13 seconds look at that 13 I got even better record after that one guy rage quit dude damn house good see I'm telling you I'm losing cuz I just don't know the minigames as soon as I get that download wall Luigi do not do this to me now oh my god I do not need a second person to quit come on just just finish it why why doesn't you just say hey man you got fourth place come on come on thank you Oh hard caps you're 90 seconds thank you so much crank the volume stand up and play oh it's one of these isn't it all right it's one of these huh let's turn on the FaceCam so I can stand up like a real gamer how they want me to play just gotta go all the way up whoops broke my microphone let's game everybody 1 2 3 4 1 1 2 3 4 1 1 Oh God it's music how do they keep changing though we just gotta follow waluigi cuz clearly he has the best dance moves he was the antagonist of uh what was there was like mario mario super mario dance dance revelution something alright I got five hundred party points that uh alright you know what change of plans Theo just delivered me lunch today's specialty Jersey Mike's meatball sub this video is taking a strange turn but mmm-hmm thanks for watching be sure to subscribe to me I was gonna catch it oh damn it maybe gets us I'm not scared of that oh god wait how he actually just did it to me like no one's ever done it before you know not the hammer game we can't let him strike back I think we're gonna double bagel on this one Oh No you gonna shot no not Bart this is a disaster and a half oh that was the wrong button okay be issued via shoot got it you can't just keep letting the Italian kick if we tie do we lose yep okay we have to win all right Monty come on come on Monty pass it to me or okay Monty mole take it home Oh off the wall oh my god that was not legal but damn that's going in the highlight reel oh my God look at that synergy we are destroying them oh my god the interception Monty the team's synergy download complete that's all we needed oh and here comes Mario no no no not in this house damn 600 waluigi is overpowering me waluigi no oh my god he's going he's trying to greet them he's a dirty man I don't I think we only helped them wait did we sabotage them all the way to you genius how did we do it you say this forest is haunted by those who failed to reach the end of the what happens if I fail challenge road because they kill me and force me to it I know I didn't mean that but thats dark hammock let's do some barreling along because if we don't win this we die tonight shy guy I hope you buy doesn't go okay he did exactly that no one went to the center there's five courts to the right that's all I need Wario do not jump up whatever you do do not jump up actually know where to go all my options were covered all three of them covered every place that could have jumped I got to go left left is the only option I have thank God okay oh not dude you were gonna throw pies on other people it's different okay or at each other Oh Bowser but might help this challenge will be easy yeah you said that before and you're pretty much through but it's knowing is half the battle Bowser oh I was looking at peach that just doesn't feel right to play a shy guy oh my squad can pick them up oh I did not know that it doesn't really help when he's not picking anything up I really can't do much more you know like I'm honestly doing the most I can right now and oh wait maybe maybe wait wait we tied Wow I can't believe we both lost that's tragic I'm actually real-life mad that I'm trying to win and Bowser is just not letting me oh my god I didn't touch it Cody I won't kill you right now oh that almost fell on me that would have thought of it oh my god if you're holding me to a standard of actually having to hit it and not get hit myself you should follow too bad haha let's try again right Tony yeah I am a getting real life Matt it's not even a funny haha this is real life anger cuz Bowser can't play the game right oh my god just grab the Bowser dear god this game plays itself did you just grab this Bowser calm down here did you like to play the game with me okay he got you electricity I guess and hope it doesn't land oh my god Bowser alright see things are turning around for us Bowser really had a change of heart because I see you trying your best and not running into these orbs a little bit of effort goes along oh my god Jen I know we would I'm gonna stay right here in my quarters oh thank you bowser minutes for the image on what the real challenge is living your best [Music] look I don't care how it's done but this has to be in oh well alright anyway alright squad let's oh I don't trust my chump yo this is it this has to be it I'll just go spit up so we're gonna play a very dangerous game today and there peach white palms are sweaty and Emma goes on high make sure you don't like pull yourself up again yeah no I got it if you try to fancy yourself and get killed I'm gonna be so sad alright so these are very careful movements Oh what is he gonna do mmm my heart is beating so much I don't even have my hands on the control anywhere you know yeah I don't even know I'm just amazed oh come on come on let me a [ __ ] come on come on oh come on Olmec come here oh my god we did it we beat spelunky oh oh it's like that huh oh yeah negotiate amongst yourselves which one you want to do hey John press B ok I'm gonna press I'm gonna press B alright job you shouldn't press B okay pretty mr. Charlie he walked you the same one twice dang dang okay press B dang Oh cousin P hmm alright Shirley alpha rad won't press B for the fifth time in a row and I pressed B for the fifth time in a row pineapple lemon pineapple it was a limit it was a limit Apple wasn't even there are you serious are you serious Bowser you're gonna throw round one Apple wasn't even there he's really gonna do this to us he's really gonna play like this without getting pied excuse me how how do you win this okay guys need Google to carry because if they keep missing on me then that's that's a trap hold hold up oh all guys so scared I'm so freaked out right now oh no no god please don't get hit please don't get hit for the love of God talk that's it that's the strategy you just let Goomba play DPS and then run away forever that's how you do it do we actually win oh we got a match against Bart Oh God it's just me versus three of them how how beat this 302 behaves burning oh this hurts Oh [Music] oh I got a blister from that one little laggy why did you hear that cut that don't put that in please I've reputation to protect at smash consoles like hey your major right I'm like yeah and he's like why do you always get destroyed by alpha and his videos and I just had nothing to say good I had no response yeah I don't think so either vowel which way I'm supposed to Dan you're on right now fix it messages feel like Dan hi Dan I'm keeping the caps lock on that's fine big fan in the hood the i-40 down smash that make me not go boom entirely alright I'm sure he can a big decipher all of that here oh it's not over is it you know if you're loving fan in alright I'm sure I don't know I send a heart I'm sure you just made everyone's new favorite coffee pasta Oh bottom I hate this game dan why - shovel knight up he spiked me I'm just trying to have fun no he's typing typing oh no he's diving Oh No when is excused oh he's been asked me to make this video for months okay oh god no talk about stuff I have to censor out damn it let's just pretend that didn't happen to sit it again the D eyes that have earned first find inner peace accept your faults and nope nope not doing that five minutes of cardio no way I'm do it now uh you don't have a sword buddy oh okay well now you do it's just invisible I'm not gonna lie I'm more scared of the invisible sword oh I couldn't see where you're wrong game give me a few want a player come on [Applause] [Music] look I've never regretted a single thing out that brief period before Smashwords least for some people really vodka has mana no [ __ ] he's not giving the game I think I just put him out a few days and I live to tell the tale what I even do wrong but here's the thing man I can't tell you oh no the hirer Mithra new you doing is the first question you would ask so much and it's like chocolate paper we like my two children I don't have a car but every parent does they say they don't like you're smart nice nothing's gonna hide behind this computer there's nothing they can do now okay well fine you talking like one more time he's dead right I know he wants to be the next all-4-one or something like that but I feel like it's a bit above the skill level trying to fight home right now because I am really holding back on those punches I feel like that's always how it goes and then it just happens like this and then it just goes like this oh my god you've got to be kidding me all right then and while we're here we go that's a squat right there those were some units there's some units are these gonna completely reduce because I feel like the hard part is just getting them this far in a it looks like they've done the hard part it looks like they're doing the hard part all over me Oh God Jesus Almighty isn't all my echo fighter that's my room he's not supposed to be able to do that come to no no come on god bless he just gets to armor through all of that I'm all like it's not because video game goes like this moves okay okay one hit one hit yeah please tell me this connects it's very important to me that this connects yeah that sounds about right all right I'll might go for one hit that's okay I'm getting real tired of his no move how is this the road walk in my path this guy who can't even think for himself oh my god I guess your answer is auras no I'm not about to get perfect it actually this lariat it keeps getting me on wake up I'm blocking it I'm blocking inside all right got a punch in there we're okay okay just don't get hit at all oh god I'm dead like I need more of this need this oh maybe not maybe not I take it back Oh free low right now I got it I got the lead now I figured out what I needed watch this one hit one hit oh he's still gonna be alive after this no no look at all that damage I'll get one hit please and thank you all might it's a number one hero almost taken down by an absolute brainless please save her look at her this actually breaks my heart I'm skipping through I can't look at this anymore oh look at her this is heartbreaking do it for her really impressed by how long if you're told that pose for get killed Jeff homeless warm up game all right are you ready for this bana yeah I think this state should be legal I'm sorry the station illegal anymore I never get a breed I yeah there it is wait what was that kill oh my god that was so sick This Is It this is one for the books we gotta take this one home yes Raylan you just kid Oh [Applause] oh my god this is everything you wanted Bobby kids wanna focus yeah why are you sure it doesn't sin or come out please don't know everything you know the lie no wait didn't someone say like god damn it Oh [Applause] number 69 oh my god in sinner or his character number 69 the Greek guy The Grinch just died Geno oh my god it's Geno holy [ __ ] it's a no it's actually Gino it really is no one she don't know its legitimacy houses yeah oh my god my childhood dreams are coming true Gino I died watch yeah look at this expert huh don't wait no what it's barren of Linna what the what oh god wait don't let a single one get away oh no everyone is here see me sitting over there all Stan stuff this is oh my god this is that's just so cool all leash it's nice of a new taboo who is this very big bird man Oh hoo let's don't take down about 10 Yuri we're witness I know if this subspace but voiced that's that's insane ok mr. sacker I don't feel so good Oh a mission he knows getting [ __ ] up eyes long here Bayonetta talk I need it here right now it's gonna be something like only volumes of no they really yeah there's nothing you can't what bad all by that yes she lives dying just dying oh no no they took the ground with them this is what okay this is how they announced a nose okay he's hiding home that was good Wii Fit trainer what are you gonna do she stands though he's tensed up and then died Kirby come on don't do it to my for braces boy no common did it Oh others everyone else the whole world yeah okay mr. sacker I don't feel so good Kirby did it Kirby is the strongest life-form in Smash Bros it is confirmed that's just gonna be it isn't it I think so now okay spooky I've got all these spirits like that Luigi wasn't in this trailer because he died in the other one yes already is that he's here I'm gonna get you out there y'all out of it there's a lot of humans I've coming back oh wait there's vocals to the main ultimate theme Kirby's the main character of smash all the hats you gotta jump there be others at school save them save him long as I I'm gonna get you out of there I'm so ready [Music] evil mario sorry i am so ready for this collector's item for no let me just say yes and move on does she really just do that wait what can't oh we can go back through their fellow owl I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting I do much hooting I believe him he's very convincing what is your uncle's your uncle's sister's made a name yep that's her name if I had a pet what would I name him I hate everything I hate everything I've ever done in my entire life what does it say oh yeah I could probably figure this out the solution is oh that's it right which body part of yours are you the most ashamed of see I took the low-hanging fruit and avoided at this time who was it was it me could it have been me all along I think I did it that bad why oh okay understandable I needed weight fooling excuse me I just got put on your first what no I can make this I did just get a checkpoint after all Oh see look that wasn't hard at all how it is a way too scared for it okay well now we get that time peace yeah easy does it all right well whoops oh I just so make that oh hold up I so got this oh look at that piece of cake whatever I skipped it's okay look at that ha look at that distance she got but now what I do oh wow that that's actually the end of level wild huh how about that so wasn't someone else cooter wait a second are we just gonna act like that one did happen no but this song oh my God why do you go what I am not where I'm supposed to be I can do this look at this look I am above her right now how did this happen well if you turn it off the banker so I really can't complain no powers are disappearing no I disagree chill turn it up excuse me this is you turn it down I'm just gonna match the square but any time I get you to homing attacker I'm gonna do it oh wait I need my prints again she's not let me hit her well oh that was one hell of a transition you may not be able to make it home you know what we have spent this whole game learning the power of good and we have spent the whole game learning how to use our power for the better good and how to help people if you look at this menu you have some pretty straightforward stuff like single-player mode multiplayer mode training and then you know just some Stan yeah okay so I thought I knew what I was getting into dress-up intimacy I'm still kind of lost that intimacy but I really don't want to know what this option is I'm reaching to overdrive nobody mess with me no one comes we'll all wait what edge - soaking wet power up excuse me I'm going in jail once what how how did that work I've ever seen wait nice quoting the Bible at me Oh what alright that's a new one I have had people call me tons of names on for glory but I've never had someone quote the Bible and then get matched with Satan right after that's a bad omen right look I get it you're tired of the not series wait you you aren't you're saying you want more episodes of the not series so be sure subscribe because I know it's been a while but I am ready to bring back as many episodes as I can the hard part is just finding the game so be sure to comment below and tell me what games you want to see in the not serious because in all honesty it's just hard to find games that are bad enough to be funny as well as good enough to be playable so let's get back into it cuz I hear you're tired of splatoon they're tired of everything relating to splatoon wait so you mean to tell me that people are assuming that the series is dead and other people are taking into their own hands to continue and you're saying that someone even did it about the exact same game I plan on recording today character creation time okie dokie so we have an option of being a boy and a girl but no attack helicopter yikes so what if I told you there is an insanely horrible alternative to playing splatoon but al-quran I don't want to play it unless it's made by Crayola oh you mean the crayon company yes the crayon company huh I would specific request but I think I got it Crayola scoot it's like the lovechild of twenty hawk pro skater in splatoon but only if those two were related because this son this baby ain't looking right [Applause] this music just sounds like something at play in Starbucks but specifically this Starbucks is trying really hard to be cool character creation time okie dokie Tegan absolutely break that one Oh God look at this grinding Oh cuz I really don't have any faith in our well that's the equivalent wiping out and I'm no longer a newbie here's a bit of free advice keep an eye out for mort's no wait excuse me what is this hey Morris yeah that sounds like the name you give a baby right before you drop it you know what I'm dead and just end it there it's way funnier if you end it there I'll be honest I don't really trust Crale to be the comedy geniuses of video game dialogue I feel like he'll just fall flat on their face yeah like that alright try and beat more combo well I did it it's not over yet it's not over yet oh wait what [Music] wow that was the most interesting thing I've ever seen watch he's gonna faceplant it or just give up or EF faceplant oh this is just throw it all around a thousand points sure give it somebody there's no way he's gonna come okay then I know him or dead and all but he really just does not care about his life alright new combo I'll be honest I don't think he can break that one [Music] that's yeah okay whatever you say more well I don't know you tried your best I can't believe I outclassed Mort I just do him that all right gotcha he's - to know we decent again damply we didn't know I think he was just standing I have to go to Nationals for both of us with safety you are advised to refrain from discussion of the program for 24 hours hi I wonder if anyone's dreaming it well ain't that something actually what is this [Music] yeah this has been too much internet for me today license agreement you will accept anything that will happen from now well understandable have a nice day Haho the heroes are already running away and they didn't even know I was here my dad's okay let's go back a little bit I would assess this explosion oh I don't like that no take it back him on my team oh my god it's chance it skeleton hoho I got easier Shayne's undertale no sans Delta rune oh my god I'm such a big fan [Music] sans Delta rune slept with my mother oh is that my only option that's me oh don't throw it at the TV okay I got ten pokeballs wait okay hold up hold up yeah I know can I whip can I whip oh no no this is too powerful Oh from the heavens you go uh hello I can just hold both droidcon right is that the story of Adam and Eve you can see my looking on my Pokemon how rock hard my I'm gonna edit that word out and I'm just gonna let your imagination go wild so be it show me your best Lokhande forever hey twitch chat which one do you guys want me [Music] look at this guy this guy lays pipe all the time just look first he has an outfit then he has a whip then he has these devilish good looks and then you think you have them solve and then boom lollipop but someone rolls up with the lollipop and a whip I don't want to know what they're doing tonight I'm pretty sure that because you can learn two marvelous moves I've developed he just made a move you can do that Zippy's app oh god we're about to roast you misty alive with a zippy zap okay yeah my policy for battle is and all-out offensive with water - oh you're not gonna like this move all right you can have a cascade badge Oh 7:34 you're right this is actually unwinnable don't do it through the stage or maybe six for maybe six for now it's just stage okay so I think was the stage yeah no platforms I think it's the stage you don't want to go to jump over I'm going careful tapes you know what oh dang that's a Pokemon wow wow look it's my rival I mean best friend seems like we can't pass through the gate if only there was an underground walkway that we could use is he about to kiss me Oh God [Music] what what happened in the dark uh I think he just kissed me I think he's a bit more of a friendly rival than I expected maybe my therapist was right come on oh well she's leaving without me huh I'd like to see get out of this hallway alive without the camera on her side yep that's what I thought see you later girl oh he was a baby buddy eating here bringing you another video this one cool yeah pika Oh where's he going just Pikachu want me to recreate Titanic with them [Music] all right class let's recap what have we learned today that's right we learn how to cut down trees with the powers of our mind alone three leap stones what Carl is evolving he's such a good boy but let's do that a few more times we had the squad --is-- we had the gloom gang now we have the vile pile guys we've come so far all right which one is it boys Oh him only looks his eyes tariffs Oh No that everyone says Ness is sans right but Ness has all these powers and we don't see sands with those we see sands as a kind of fighter in a way you know boom okay let's forget I ever said that so what's an anagram of sands oh I just can't can't put it down can I go never tell anyone why he's name Nath's it's it's our little secret all right Kate let's solve wanna solve yeah America okay it's okay I'm very bad at alphabets American Express yeah okay that's a thing yourself it's the only way you can express yourself go and get oh god oh he's uh what a coward he is he's supposed to be my rival I'll reveal your true form with his third eye hacker mode engage I'm Anna Wow it's an actual ghost whoa mom no this is just Kingdom Hearts [Applause] our boss is in a meeting well I'm gonna break into his office and say something really cool or they create a master ball yeah that's they're talking about master ball blah blah blah [Music] hey bossman your 5 o'clock just showed up you just got promoted to customer you're fired hey bossman I'm already Tracy you better move your five o'clock cuz you're booked oh it out that's good anyways we're gonna fight Giovanni alright that's it Thank You Giovanni have a nice day I have little choice it seems I will respectfully congratulate you will alright see you later buddy wow what a kind guy we could have stopped him and put him in handcuffs but that would make too much sense right oh I got a master ball oh oh don't listen [Music] make a lot of sense to announce the New Deal see character like the Game Awards before smash ultimate comes out I was pretty objective with those first five but no biases out I mean I don't I think I'm pretty bad at not being biased but anyways Joker's from persona 5 is now my number one most wanted character for smash ultimate Alfred what changed you didn't want him in your last list well I didn't be persona 5 back then I'm a different person now and I want Joker in the game persona 5 is a genuine masterpiece of a video game and my favorite game by far it has an immersive world beautifully created characters and just a compelling story from start to finish but anyways I'm not here to sell you about the game I'm here to tell you why I went Joker in the game one does I love persona 5 - this joker would be a great character 3 persona 5 music in Smash Bros I don't even care if you've played the series at all but imagine counter picking to a stage and whipping out this song yeah this is the soundtrack or imagine this song [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] a remote-controlled explosive eggplant we can you move it hi oh oh you can jump you can jump it go away come on babe I didn't even do it just exploded don't this is your game content you to win thing can be really funny if I never want to party guys but I want this you're going to Nationals not party kids probably not gonna catch it right [Music] not if only I had a master ball please just stay in the ball come on come on that one uh-huh I'm feeling good about this one well not that good yes that's it that's good that's money oh oh and I'm out pokeballs that that'll work right hahaha maybe next time [Music] back to the caching grind it's not going in that's not a catch what's really the first time I don't believe myself this time which of these is the Spitfire Pokemon I'm gonna get someone that spits fire thank you [Music] he's really is one for theatrics huh ha hope you brought some burn heals he did it so I read on IGN that if you keep doing this it's a guaranteed catch watch all right as soon as I start shakin oh oh look at this see he doesn't even have the frames to get out of the ultra ball if I keep doing this it's genius how could he escape if he doesn't have the opportunity to escape I see oh no oh oh god what if it's working this is it looks like you finally made your way here sure took a while come on I see your r34 catalog is growing on a daily basis or so I hear I mean you really think you can out vileplume me same level same level and everything oh okay whoops whoops no no Carl cannot die like this Carl no you are the main character in the story you cannot go down like this well what he has in quality I have in quantity blimey go get them cheap [ __ ] bombing all you wants the vial pile will take you down you think your sludge bomb is so cool huh you're under estimating what the vial pile has and that's that's part man something your vileplume could never have oh yeah that's fine sure take down - blimey watch what happens when I throw slimy Alex what we don't have in offense we make up for with family cuz watch this I can bring Carl back I can do that what you coward you're scared of the vile pile cute cute wait a second who's that bait is coming in throwing Carl back out Oh Carl you ready absorb some more sunlight buddy jump on Rafa - what do you think you're doing not blue what do you think you got Carl absorb that sunlight you got it buddy you know what to do next turn slow bro they're gonna send out slow bro huh alright Carl you know what to do hit up with some solar beam [Music] friendship triumphs all if I learned anything from Pokemon it's just that and Carl takes it home against all odds let's put this big boy in a big ball just come back over here Mewtwo oh oh that was almost excellent dammit no he's gonna escape he's not staying in this one what why so this whole time I thought you just had to do this to catch pokemon but if you just went you catch them all hey oh I know why'd you become one of my what is that a weird fetish thing I don't what what is she doing girl I'm not a Pokemon it just doesn't end just I get it stop what is she doing what strong off stage Ross I beat oh and he's dead 60% of the time it works every time alright goodbye we whine it what was I doing wrong losing it's finally time to prove that we are the ultimate vileplume a master honestly everything we've done so far in the game has led up to this moment right here right now mono e mono vileplume Evo Bloom Karl go assert your dominance she's not ready for this sludge bomb oh look at that damage Oh reflect oh you probably thought ahead oh no you know what understandable Karl saw your hyper beam he could have moved out of his way but he said why why would I do such a thing oh look see he did dodge that hyper beam and now what's gonna happen huh you don't mess with Coral oh and just like that we beat the game that's it that's literally all I wanted to do in the game was assert myself as the strongest of vileplume master and the entire Kanto region but wait there's one more fight hello what are you doing here mister you ready to pokeball and trust me I am ready to battle pokémon trainer red versus vileplume master alpha and he sent out his Pikachu will I got a wine answer to that one you want to see my car oh oh my god what just happened what did Carl just do to that Pikachu oh but I'm bringing out his true form what do you think you got for me I am the vileplume master I'll have you know hyper beam real cute man oh he's stalling he's stalling me he's toxic stalling come on man oh oh he's got me I had 420 health and he's got me somehow Carl what guys Carl says he wants to do it he says he wants to do it for the team but he just asked that you remember him as he was like guys Carl he's doing it for all of you oh never mind he's leaving don't be a hero Carl you know he it's in his blood Carl is the hero of this game Oh mega evolve cute haven't seen this one before oh that's it and we are now the battle master and he's gone can we talk about the real hero here [Music] [Applause] Carles happy you won the recent battle Yes Mother that's a very good question no they got the whole menu here epaulettes cool let's uh let's go to the basics so you're attacked the opponent with various work damaged a lot and [Music] what and they got King kuru Ford and EP he ejaculation saw the 69th characters m.d naked Cowboys in the showers at Ram ranch this has not answer my question what is RAM ranch the really Raj wait it's it's moving huh yeah it's got no weaknesses seeking like someone had to spend time on this someone made this it's amazing it doesn't stop here by the way would you like to talk about it I really don't it's cool that you get bad I only get pets [Music] Duncan I'm gonna kick your ass with the power of my stand bro brain not mayor Oh God heard me I can't even comprehend what's going on right now I would like this to stop please okay let's try some Ram ranch new an attorney crash people let's take the EK let's take the hard DK alright let's high five wait wat your controller okay ever talk about the story the time I ate a whole pineapple is that the extent of the story without lag it to dude dude you can take Joestar or DK star but Joe would be funnier I can take Joe star and be Purvis Joestar kind of surprised you laughs oh I just wasn't right for the so no joke this whole time that was I was just confused oh that's fine that's cool game your star hit we're just letting them fly with it I'm sorry Joe no Joe no you're not just steal it back we call a truce whenever you want man when were we ever award you rose take me home to the place I belong West Virginia oh gosh we're [Music] [Applause] okay oh jeez oh and I just got trampled what Oh No I'll have to use my phone way come on Howard come fight me like a man she's hot but but maybe when she on the Sulaco cake aid don't work hang on a farm for it uh-huh baba okay not even really close I think it's actually getting the opposite heights more than I'm scared okay Kate the higher percent she gets the more Oh got him again are you gonna be buddy oh Jesus okay I started God if you lose I'm gonna frickin do it just charge s match just charge a smash so come on towards me stupid lolly oh you can just run off the stage Dylan can't win anymore just unlock this character Dwight deny Dylan enjoy me is Dylan smash for Maine do we really want to give him this power let it be known that cave was the place he'll appear after a while that's cool oh look at that make sure you out I got lucky it's a lucky dawn see I'm suddenly so much more scared the more fun Dylan has the more scared I get it he just started playing Joker's from persona 5 is now my number one most wanted character for smash ultimate we've been invited invited to steal the greatest treasure [Music] that was the closest I've ever came to having a heart attack that is the hypose I've ever been and it wasn't even recorded Paul paronto fly dude I was so - oh good more who cares about your Lance start playing smash oh it's finally you're probably wondering where Joe is right now he's outside playing persona 5 we're ready to play persona he said he's never played a person yeah so try this and I kicked him out he's not allowed to play with those right now he's outside playing persona 5 all right Travis I'll be right back yeah let's go see what he's up to yeah that was pretty good spicy man when you and in the name of Joker I'd be honestly doing the name of Makoto let's be real and I get really emotional can you imagine if like we were in the booth and someone came in and told us while we were on camp I wish I got it on camera I wish we did do I message - relax relax already it was like we did it brother we gotto gamers we got oh don't let Joe touch his gameplay benches persona oh yeah no he's he's in timeout he is he did not play the heath game he has failed as a gamer do smash ultimate has been out officially for like 30 minutes and he thinks it's gonna fly right now do you start playing again let's bail you want to listen to a fight with mementos team let's show you [Music] wow that was cool right I made it guys I did it I beat the final boss because Bowser it was bigger there guys we beat four son fine let's go get Joe and let him play ultimate now I don't know we call mashita good show more like that pink gone like the road like the hearts on it so you like persona 5 huh yeah no it's really good yeah well we beat it so I have to assume that you beat it - right get in there hey what's his name persona Louie Cossacks I told you see ok yeah he literally sucks oh you're funny look at this look at this power now what am I gonna do now to add to ever get this he could turn into ultra instinct especially we just stand there and do nothing yeah I'm just trying to read a parry and then oh god that's good counter play go up in the air actually what he salutes nothing what you killed me I thought I told you to Busan oh god you so bad it's so quick though I'm like us who is not necessarily that thing but now you see that galaxy bring I did see that this is the unstoppable force right here this is it clap touch punch crown shoot and okay anyone hit me with the Booya in the comments I need something ladies and gentlemen we got them wait what wait he says oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that's terrifying you two - dance Oh No for the past 15 years people have been asking where has Picchu been a lot of people were simply assumed that Nintendo just cut him but let me tell you the truth this small rat willingly left the childish game of super smash bros melee to train atop shishapangma one of the tallest mountains in China this very special boy has spent over a decade simply training growing and waiting why you ask well the short answer is simply to go out and find inner peace and to destroy the peace of others [Music] you've got it protocol with us communal Seattle merging cynical comma scholarships [Applause] Sothis evoke communist to crave the tourmaline once my cramping you should just know you're dealing with someone who graduated top of their class in the Navy SEALs [Music] welcome gentlemen [Music] who kill be true chichi is very comfortable with only using 10% of his power against his opponents just for the love of the game but what would happen if he didn't hold himself back are those how old-fashioned light weights basic training equipment that he's better now I will be able to move freely all right [Music] [Music] in the Navy SEALs [Music] God is angry he's mad and his name is Pichu all in all there are cheerless surrounding every fighting game in existence but just know one thing about super smash bros ultimate to play speech you properly you'd have to invent the highest tier possible eight tiers so high above everything else every other fighter couldn't even fathom what this could possibly be PU is an absolute monster I fear that sharing this information might cause the authorities to come find me but I'm leaving this message with you because my downfall is inevitable use these tricks Pichu gang follow in my footsteps this is what peak performance looks like in Smash Bros so go online pick that Pichu join the lead smash let's give Nintendo or reason to nerf beat you because if they do that only means that you is too powerful to begin with the little youtube fairy has dropped by my house and delivered some play buttons Susan wrote me a letter giving me a play button listen the one where science see but my side channel hit 100k YouTube fairy also dropped by something bigger and Golder and whoa this is a this is a big boy thanks Susan and thank you Rick for leaving your business card in this one just in case but wow this is this is a big boy oh it's heavy Wow alright it is made out of gold after all and uh would you look at that it's gonna kill you [Music] it's like when you play the brain is in [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] what's what are you up to it's all get someone to eat this upbeat no all right why'd you go up there then huh go down with your Travis you fool no no this is how we're gonna play the video game Oh get him get him get him all you harbortouch it up it can be anyone's game now I love how this alright here we go here we go that was the most Agenor game I think I've ever played a smash yeah that was gross yeah [Music] no you haven't finished persona you're not allowed to play smash yet you want REMS yeah no I got one for both of you I mean I was gonna one I mean yeah it's gonna give yours away [Applause] oh my god it's yeah this thing isn't it they just start make his jumps have a harm and while they're at it alright it's your turn what goes around comes around to serve that I'm nationals world champion difficult oh no I mean technically has a dab what why did you say that and look at this plug walk like look at him he's just swanking dude you know I maybe see one way you don't have friends we actually don't know oh no I don't have the cojones to try it up be somebody do it coward you put it that way smoke this look at this hope despair despair gone up gun time gun time this is how you play the wolf video game if you're a coward this is how you play the wolf video game if you're a man oh get hit by the booty huh ain't the worst punishment but man that will take you out can you please stop you know what just hit me one more time thank you yep and that's how you win the video game just keep getting hit and suddenly you're a winner just like that oh I guess we'll never know who won that match just me to my domain let me show you the road literally show me the ropes are you oh-oh-oh you won't see the room so I don't want to see the ropes going up off the ropes not all the training of Ito can stop this cab hey magnet hands coming in clutch okay I go cave rule the crock with the Glock let me tell you what he's a lot more than what meets the blood shot ah he's a Smash Bros fighter for got behind decades of gaming ger so we thought JDK rule came to smash bros prepared he came to smash bros with strength he came to smash bros with power and most importantly he came all over the competition [Music] [Applause] [Music] step-step [Music] express it I truly believe that Nintendo outdid themselves with all the newcomers this time around each new character brings a brand new gimmicks of the game each link has eight and sin Aurora has revenge Simon and Richter only have special moves and Kane rolls new gimmick is being a super-heavy way with incredible recovery with armor and ale every single move and even a tonic set recovery being difficult but when you can check out to this top up shield a command grab that killed the downtrodden does nearly everything you have to move to do a kind of offer Club check off for some reason but the best part is that it only requires a single brain cell to play [Music] hour and a half oh my god oh let go of the triggers cuz I know I'm just gonna get my silver I don't have spirit yeah that's yeah that's problems trying to say it kind of just all alone well I have my auto heal I'm just gonna come in one of these he bout to work Oh JP 314 Oh again what do you do what do you do cuz uh let's just document this a jv4 this is not I think it's gonna see now I'm killing a picnic oh you stop really win this is uh huh you want to complain about gimmicks huh there we go I can't go down like this okay you know what no it's okay cuz I'm just like hit away this is my game this might game to win the dark get you and I do we deserve this I think my ELF deserves it [Music] stop oh my god [Music] when I straw darkman's broken I will murder you right now and now that's upsetting yes so here's my trip she really likes to hang out on that rock so uh that's the kill right there I'm gonna be completely honest and say choosing pac-man was a 100% accident and I will not be making that mistake ever again [Applause] Wow so that was thrown together I actually do have a bigger million sub special plan and the thing is it's so elaborate it's not gonna come out for a few months so this little melodica megalovania cover is just to hold you over for the next few months but Wow thank you so much I started doing this four years ago and I had no idea it would end up here I could say a whole lot of things and I don't want to get too emotional but I this is definitely the happiest I've ever been in my life and I have a lot going for me and I'm not going to say it's all because of the fans because I did work hard I've worked my ass off I have worked days and nights just to make videos but the thing is despite all that work it's all for naught if I don't have people watching it so thank you for watching it because I'm just glad to have made it and I could say that over and over again several different ways but here's to 2019 we have a new shirt coming out soon for like wow 1 million stuff like that but I don't just right now I just want to say thank you a million times thank you to each and every one of you and thank you to everyone watching now I hope you guys like the little blast through the past of this video but if you want the megalovania or melodica vania it's a in the description below you can download it on soundcloud or something like that but thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you I will make you guys proud smash ultimate is right around the corner and the starts a brand new era of Alpharetta content not just millions sub-alpha rad just it's a brand new story and I'm glad you guys gonna be here for you so thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Alpharad

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Keywords: alpharad, smash bros, ultimate, best of, best of 2018

Id: LlY5nPBoifY

Length: 208min 44sec (12524 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 25 2018