Walter is in a Really Bad Mood: Jeff Dunham

shut the hell up [Applause] Audrey happy to be here oh overjoyed last week I was lying on the channeling and I couldn't decide gee should I stay in Hawaii or go to freaking Santa Ana my God I can die happy now fine City I don't give a damn what's wrong with you I don't know it's hot as hell outside my Skin's all dry and itchy you put me in a sweater sure as hell not gonna ask you for lotion [Applause] you know you don't have to do this yeah I could get a real job what would you do I want to be a greeter at Walmart foreign 's so funny at Walmart what would be your opening line oh welcome to Walmart get your and get out [Applause] have a nice day anything else wrong I don't know my wife and I couldn't find any place to park anywhere near this stinking joint and some jerk pulled up in a brand new Mercedes goes right in the hand he can't spot he got out of the car and there's nothing wrong with him don't you hate that so I ran his ass over being an honest man out of them and his mother got out the other side started swinging her crutches at me took her out with the door don't you feel like kind of bad oh hell in carpool I could think the police didn't see it I ain't afraid the cops around sand and you've seen some of these guys what cuts on bicycles what's wrong with that how intended anything is this all right buddy pull it over here [Applause] what are they doing they arrest somebody all right in the basket [Applause] yeah you can tell the rookie cops I got playing cards in their spokes [Applause] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Laugh Society

Views: 684,244

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Id: cgfqxJ54KuA

Length: 3min 17sec (197 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 24 2023