Vinny: I think we're gonna step right up. Aw, shit! Aw yeah! Aw, shit! Aw yeah! Ciao, motherfuckers! We're doin' this! I still kinda remember how to do this cannon properly. Not really. 'Kay, so you have to line up directly and then go, like, WAY up. Still not– Aw, Jesus Christ! So I think I'm gonna 100% Bob-Omb Battlefield... Since I did a bunch of other shit– GOD DAMN IT! Vinny's Not Allowed to Enjoy His Mario Games: the Stream. (Relieved) Oh my god! [Deep exhale] Gah! [Laughs] Oh, no! I need that. Thank you. I'm really good at not drowning. Have you noticed that? [Laughs into mic] I'm really good at not drowning, but I'm... [Raspberry] not as good, at avoiding the eel teeth. Fuck it. Come on. Come on, get out. Leave. Leave. LEEEAVE! Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. [Exhales] Oh no, now I have to get it?! Fuck. PPPFFFFuck! You don't need to do a full spin, you just, kinda.. So yeah, this is a way you can glitch up the stairs later on, right? There's um- is there a rhythm to this? I'm genuinely interested to find out this trick. [Laughs] Oh my god. Wow. I'm sorry, Scuttlebug. This truly was not your night. That didn't work out so well. Awwwww, fuhck. [Unintelligible yelp] It's weird because I don't recall ever having streamed this. Woah, no! CLEAN! Okay, we got this this time, this-this time I'm not gonna-I'm not gonna wait around. ZZTZRLEZOr I could just die, that's fine. [Frustrated duck noises] Yes. Yes, sir! Oooohh... Fungal. "Vinny, how did you do Pachinko shine first try but can't do this?" I dunno! (imitating sound effects) WWAH! Mario's got a lot of phlegm when he does the "wah." He's like, "WAHAAAGH." The piano was, like, my first jump scare in video games, and, uh, that's-I think most people remember the piano for that exact reason. DAAH Alright, well, I guess we'll get kern [coin]. S'good. Good camera. "Return those Stars! My troops in the walls need them!" In the walls? "A gift from Bowser, it was! "Now let me be! I have a date! I cannot be late for tea!" Here's the thing: Why is Bowser giving his Power Stars to rabbits? And now there's just one more... right there. YESSIR! Ohoho, the luck! Oh no, we're going backwards! (Matthew Mcconaughey voice) MURPH! We're goin' backwards, Murph! We're goin' backwards Murph-- FUCK [weird noises] Fuck! Where? S'okay. It's okay. W-we'll get the little fucker. Gotta get the little fucker back. C'mon. It is done! "You found my precious baby! "I do have this Star. "It's hiding inside of my fucking sphincter... "Bowser put it in there for some reason. I don't really know why, he told me to hold on to it?" GIMME BACK MY SON Wait, how did- wait a minute, how's this happening? Just enough room for Mario to exist. And kinda glitch a little, too. Look at thi-Look at he slide! Just vibration slides. If you use your imagination the coins can be pepperonis. Aw, fuckin'– Metal Mario, please! Metal Mario should not take fall damage! Because Metal Mario is made of metal. That camera makes me nauseous. In fact, Mario 64 camera, in any tight spaces... makes me nauseous. Fock! This- this fuckin' blew my mind when I was- when I was a young... young lad in the bab crew. Big. Small. I fuckin' love that. [Laughs] That doesn't get old, does it? It's tall grass? I mean, you can really tell on the, the power of the N64 how tall this grass is. Ah, there you go. Yep, yep, they do turn vengeful. Yuup. Wow, it's amazing how even a little Goomba can fuck Mario up like that. The, the fear of being large on this level... is jumping off the level. Or getting knocked off the level by a Goomb'. [Laughs] Yep, this is– this is exactly how this went down 21 years ago. Ah, the age old- 'I have the thing that you need and it made me evil.' "I can't take this any more! First, you get me all wet, then you stomp on me! "Now I'm really, really mad!" "Hey, knock it off! That's the second time you nailed me! Now you're asking--" -wait a minute. Turns out Wiggler was really, really small. And... is now dead? Oh, wait. What if- what if I, I lure... this dude? Then I could just boing. Come here. I'm ready to boing. No no no. No no no. No, no- boing. I wanna boing. (ElectricalBeast impression) Awright, it's a rematch wif Koopa the Quick! [Angry wind/duck noises] (Apathetically) "I guess I have to hand over this Star to the winner of the race. Congrats Mario." Koopa the Quick likes existing within a pole. I like how I can just kill Koopa- [Laughs] Can we- can we talk, please? Before the fire hits me- oh, my God! Is that gonna-- Is that gonna actually hit me when the cutscenes ov-oh, no it didn't. Little Goomb' will. Goomba please. (While laughing) Goomba please! [Unintelligible yelling] OHHH, why did I do that?! Oh, man, please- please let that fire... Fuck away! Fuck off. Fuck off. [Grunt] COCK! I always feel bad for these enemies. They're not, like, hurting anyone, but yet they get boinged all the same. (Kermit voice) AYYEEAAAHH There's not a lot of... like, textures? That are well defined in this game. A lot of very simple, like, polygons with simple textures on them. But this monkey has a well-defined ass. [sound of Mario hitting a barrier] [Goofy laughter] Wait a minute. Was that- was that one of those invisible walls that I heard so much about? WHOA! AWW! WHOA! (Angrily) NO! That was fuckin' nice horse. Horse cocks. I mean, Shigeru Miyamoto came out, with a sword and shield- Whoa, did y– We're gonna need to see that in slow motion, 'cuz that made no fuckin' sense, but was amazing. At some point they just ran out of new music and they were just like, "Yeah. "We got- we got- uh, we got a song. "You can put that on ALL of the final floor of the game. "They'll love it." And that's probably the wrong use of that word, tooOOohh Yeah! Yeah, Mario zoom out's not so bad. (High pitched) Ah, yes, ay caramba! I don't really like bugs to begin with, but- YEAH-OHH! [Chuckle] (imitating Mario's scream) OAAAAH! All right, this is fine. I like how this Bowser is- is, like, rainbow to appear more powerful and threatening. Meanwhile [Laughs] it achieves, for me, the exact opposite effect. That's- that's got to be it- aww, come ahwn! Twat. OHHH! Bowser. Please. Come on! [Laughs] Yeah, there it is. For nostalgic reasons, I love Mario 64. But, as a game, the experience of Sunshine just was more fun for me. Yeah, for Nintendo's first big 3D game, this is such a success. To the point where it holds up 21 years later. (Mario: Thank you so much for to playing my game!) Mario: Thank you so much for a-to playing my game. Vinny: "Thank you so much for to playing a-my game." You're welcome, Mario. "a-my game." You're welcome, Mario. There's also probably plenty of people that don't know that Mario Teaches Typing is a real game, so... you're welcome. Look it up, if you need to learn how to type. And, by the looks of many people's chat... messages, you could definitely learn how to- how to type from Mario. (Jar Jar voice) HOW RUDE! (Jar Jar voice) Meesa was in the Vinesauce stream, (Jar Jar voice) and heesa said that weesa can't type! (Jar Jar voice) So heesa said, "Play Mario 64 Teaches Typing!" (Jar Jar voice) Meesa got real bombad! But then meesa say, "You know what? It's only video games."
Does anyone know the emulator package he used? He mentions it in the beginning of the full sauce, but I cant seem to find it.
MARF
WE'RE GOING BACKWARDS MARF
my new fav vinny quote