[Vinny] I like this glove, by the way. The glove is flipping me off. GPM: Oh yeah. Vinny: Oh look it's Mario! [Laughter] Vinny: Oh God, why is there a Charlie Brown? GPM: He's looking at the destruction of humanity. Vinny: Holy shit, is Mario Sponge? GPM: So we, uh, we actually hacked Mario's model to make it so he's consistently frowning. Vinny: I'm ready. I'm ready to watch. GPM: You're definitely gonna want to watch him. Vinny: Wait, there's a way to edit this? What the hell happened to Mario? He just walked away. GPM: Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck dude! Vinny: So yeah I'll uh— [Laughter] I what?! I'm Bowser? Um, my Mii is Bowser. [Vinny's bad Bowser impersonation from the "Choicest Voice" stream] [Laughter] Vinny: God! [Continuing laughter] Vinny: There are too many cutscenes? GPM: Or there wasn't actually. There was only like a few. Vinny: Oh yeah— are mostly in the beginning, right? GPM: Yeah. Mario/Sponge: So long-ee Bow— [Mario Galaxy credits theme begins] GPM: You did it Vinny! Good job! Nice speedrun. Really proud of you. Vinny: So long-eh bows... wait a minute. Wait, this is the credits? GPM: You did it. You beat the game. Vinny: The fuck? This— GPM: Yeah I'm sorry I kinda lied to you about the time, but… Vinny: Alright well thank you for watch—what the fu— That's me. GPM: Yeah you know this is the… Vinny: I'm part of the staff? Um… [Loud laughter] Aw, it stopped working! GPM: What a good moment to fucking crash on. Vinny: Oh my God, it's Two-Faced. Vinny: You… GPM: Two Face murdered Rosalina and is now risen. Vinny: You sons of bitches. Is that a buff Riku in her eye? GPM: That's—that's buff Riku in her eye. GPM: Now you've got the power to fucking spin. Sponge isn't too happy about it. Vinny: He's never fucking happy but he's gonna suc-hake. Vinny: What the fuck is happening on the bottom-right? The tool tip is Yoshi and Rev! GPM: I hope you're ready for anime music. Vinny: I wouldn't even—I wouldn't know. Vinny: Honestly you could've told me this was from anything and I would've believed you. GPM: This is actually from Undertale. Sorry. Vinny: Is it? GPM: No. Vinny: That means that you…put a lot of work into this clearly. GPM: Uh-huh. High concentration. Vinny: Yeah it's a high concentrated dose of gyroids and memes and faces in the background, and it makes it hard to understand what I'm doing. Vinny: Whoa this is a sexy Goomba. GPM: Are you saying you wanna fuck a Goomba Vinny? Vinny: I'm just—it's just a sexy Goomba I didn't say anything else. Vinny: I love my manimes. (man-animes) GPM: Oh yeah what's your favorite anime? Vinny: Oh I love Undertale. I just, I uh— GPM: You know, you know, funny you say that, because this song is from Undertale. Vinny: You could tell me that for any song in this, and I probably would believe it. GPM: I'm just gonna say that for every song. GPM: That—that coin. Vinny: What does it remind you of? GPM: In Undertale there's currency. Vinny: Oh fuck off. Vinny: Are there other games in which you hit switches? GPM: Yeah surprisingly, uh there's this really nice little indie game called Undertale. Vinny: Don't say it! Vinny: Undertale is a spin-off of Dragon Ball Z, right? GPM: Yeah. Vinny: Okay just checking. GPM: You know there's a moment where you go Super Saiyan in Undertale. Vinny: Y'all—you got a Glands… [Laughter] GPM: You got a Glamd Stall. [Laughter] Vinny: This music! [Hotel Mario music in background] Nice of the princess to join us for dinner, eh Luigi? [Laughter] What did you do to this place? This place used to be beautiful and bright and amazing. GPM: I think it's still beautiful…honestly. Vinny: Alright well the—the lights turned on so it is beautiful. Vinny: Um, so this right here is a buff Riku. That's the galaxy map. Vinny: Oh, Guy Fie—oh! GPM: Guy Fieri. Vinny:Welcome to Diners, Drive-ins and Trash! Follow me around the country while I eat some fucking shit! You're gonna love it! Vinny: Oh God, the Luma is Karl Pilkington! GPM: Yeah, there you go. GPM: Alright, let's meme! Vinny: You know what? We didn't even have to meme. Because "all your base are belong to us" just played. ["Do your best" song] GPM: Pretty sure this is Marisa's doing. Vinny: What the fuck is this song?! GPM: I dont'—I don't know. But you just gotta do your best. Vinny: I like how this texture is more or less intact despite that man popping through. Ah, that's wonderful. Okay there's Picard memes in here. Oh God, and Rub Titties. Och, you sons of bitches. GPM: We're trying to promote your brand, Vinny. Vinny: Thank you. GPM: We want you to be famous. GPM: People keep messaging me to let you know to do your best and I—I think you're already trying your hardest. Vinny: I—I always try my hardest sometimes. Vinny: Is that JonTron? GPM: Yeah. Vinny: Aw, sweet Jesus. That is not music! What is the— it's just some guy saying "don't touch me." GPM: Don't touch me! Vinny: I don't know what this meme is. This is a new meme. GPM: Fresh off the presses. Vinny: The victory music is "Know Your Stars". GPM: Know your stars. Vinny: GPM, I swear to Christ this is one of the most bizarre— That was Riker! That was Riker! GPM: Yeah. Vinny: Okay that's Johnny Bravo with a bunch of food in his mouth. GPM: Yeah! You know he's hungry. Vinny: I'm clicking but nothing's happening, it's—oh it's— GPM: Well you need to go to Pornhub. Vinny: I gotta go to Pornhub. Vinny: Hey did you know that there are a few Vinesauce videos on Pornhub? GPM: Oh yeah I heard about that. Vinny: The crazy thing is, the comments are more tolerable and readable on Pornhub than they are on YouTube. GPM: Oh Honeyhive Galaxy. This is a good galaxy. Vinny: Yeah I used to like the music on this galaxy. Something tells me I'm not now. GPM: We couldn't actually change the music on Honeyhive, unfortunately. Vinny: Oh thank God. GPM: Yeah. Vinny: Oh wait yes you did. GPM: No we didn't. [Music slows down] Vinny: You son of a bitch. You played me like a goddamn fiddle! GPM: That was Marisa's idea. Vinny: She knew. How did she know?! Vinny: I—I just saw the Wario. Vinny: What would you do if you woke up in the morning and it was just Wario staring at you, like from there. Like in the sky. He's just in the sky and he's just got a presence. You know like you're trying to take a shower, the window's open and it's just Wario looking in. He's "Oh yeah. Oh yeah!" GPM: Vinny? Vinny: Yo. GPM: If you were in an alternate universe where you could copulate with a bee, would you? Vinny: Where I could copulate with a bee? GPM: Yeah. GPM: You can't—you can't have sex with anything else. Like that's how it is in this universe. Vinny: Oh okay. Um… Vinny: Is the bee human-sized, or am I bee-sized? GPM: Uh, the bee is like human-si—like sort of human-size. Vinny: No, see now we're—we're like getting into like dangerous territory. Like—of like costume stuff. GPM: So you're saying you would—so you're saying you would fuck a bee if you were bee-size. Vinny: Yeah, sure. That's my stipulation. GPM: But like you're still like you, you're just the size of a bee. Vinny: Yeah that's fine. That's less weird. GPM: Well, why is that less weird? What? Why does you being bee-size make it any different? Vinny: I don't know. That's just what my intuition tells me. I don't often neglect my intuition, GPM. Vinny: I hear "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor". Aw, you guys. Vinny: Oh it is just the whisper what do you know? GPM: Like you expect it to kick in but it just never does. Vinny: It's like audio blue balls. Vinny: You put in John Lennon. There he is. Aw it looks so good, look at it. GPM: He's having such a good time! Vinny: This is Lennon's legacy. GPM: And I found a bee outfit and I thought "Huh. This'd be bodacious for the costume party we're having on New Year's. "I put on the costume… and then I was a bee. "I finally felt like…I was meant to be a bee." Vinny: Get outta here. Vinny: Dude I just noticed the Ghostbusters. When—when you try to use the d-pad but it doesn't function. GPM: Oh shit! Vinny: Uh-oh this is—this sounds like a bad MIDI version of this song. GPM: Hey, guess what? It is. Vinny: What? GPM: It is. GPM: Look at Arnold. Look at him! Vinny: Oh my God! Who drew that?! Aw it's so bad I love it. He looks like Gaunt in Alien—he's like an E.T. Arnold. GPM: So uh, how's this galaxy treating you Vinny? Vinny: Um…what am I seeing? Is that Ninja Turtles? I see Ninja Turtles. I see… Incontinent. Oh my God. What is that? Incontinent foxes? That's—that's a diaper not a um— GPM: Oh no. Vinny: That is not in fact a tighty whitey. GPM: Oh no! Vinny: It's even worse. Vinny: Yeah I don't really like these ball levels very much. GPM: You're not a ball man? Vinny: No! Na na nananananana. GPM: Oh you gotta level out your gun. Vinny: Okay! GPM: Yeah. Vinny: Am I misunderstanding the lyrics or is she in fact talking about her uh, pussy? GPM: Um, uh her pussy be yanking. Vinny: Oh it's yanking? Oh okay. Vinny: The lyrics. The lyrics are so good! Vinny: I fucking can't believe Gabe Newell just in— in the background randomly. Vinny: What's—what's happening on um—Bowser's face? Does he have a Luigi on his tongue or something? GPM: Yes! Vinny: Yeah Mario's on his tongue! Vinny: Who is in the reflection? Holy shit. There's someone in the blue things' reflection. It's a person. I don't know who it is though. GPM: I think it might be Bill Nye actually. Vinny: Oh yeah it looks like Bill Nye with sunglasses. Vinny: "Wry hot ass tit?! Hot op wry. Be right back." GPM: He BRB-ed. Vinny: That was the best possible BRB. Vinny: Look at him. He looks so sad. A miserable fuck. Vinny: Here's a Mario & Luigi— Oh God look! It's Terminal 7! That's nice. It's Terminal 7. And the Captain Lou. Vinny: We made "bee sex" trend as of just now on Google. GPM: Oh—oh my God! Vinny: Yup. First of all, it's weird that "bee sex" is even as popular as it is. And then—then it's just this and it's like "Oh well that's us. Right. That's all of us, just making this a popular search term." GPM: Hashtag bee sex! Vinny: I wanna thank you all for joining me and GPM for this—oh God. Skype has stopped working. GPM: Well, right. Do your best. It's been a while since you've heard that song! Vinny: Uh… It has been long enough that I forgot about it until just now. ("Do Your Best" by Geethanjali Kids plays)
