[Vinesauce] Joel - Link: The Faces of Evil ( CD-i )

gee it sure is boring around here so yeah you're right and right I'm really playing this we're going to sit down and actually play it now I don't know if this is a recent thing that CGI emulation has become like more viable but I managed to get this to run doing so it's kind of a nightmare but I go out to run surprisingly and very very tedious process but uh it's better than spending $800 on actual CDI right and hooking up composite cables into you know a capture card and oh but yeah this is the big one gargantuan infamously bad game but it's really bad I guess I'm going to check out the night but the infancy that this game has is quite legendary YouTube poops you know all that stuff you know how can you not quote everything you know octa rocks gee my boy all that jazz so we're gonna play it however you're going to sit here and and experience it all with me you know not just the cutscenes the gameplay and all that yes before we do that I'm going to show you a little bit of a trivia about this game did you know that the animation was outsourced to a Russian studio it was outsourced in fact let me put up my my little little thing here that's right here we go it almost looks like link is like looking like yeah a breeding alright fine that's what we'll do that's what we'll do is like G anyway pair with gsella well Warner gamelan in a simultaneous release link the feces of evil represents the first of the Zelda games to be released by Philips for the CDI following traditional link safe sell a plot line the face of evils patented most close upon Intel's previous side scrollers Ella to dementia link the game broke new ground in the video game industry by using outsourced Russian animation to create all cutscenes they like okay that's a good thing I guess and and the game received largely positive contemporary reception what moderate criticism is almost universe on his harsh negativity towards a game and it's animated cutscenes have come particularly targeted I didn't know it's like people may 93 people like yeah this game is this game is what I'm talking about animated feature like gee yeah yeah wow IIIi thought the most universally slammed upon release but no I guess I guess people did like this back in the day and then people are like wait this is visitors L love maybe that review was like written in in ten seconds back then they look at Fela game and then they play and it's like oh no retract the statement but a gee it sure is boring around here alright so are you sitting down or you're having a good time well that's about to change because we're gonna play the faces of evils now this is this is one of three Zelda games on the CDI and if you're not familiar with the CDI then I guess I could give you a quick history lesson I guess you know I believe it was just Phillips trying to like break into the video game market and the Castella big company they bought licenses from Nintendo which is odd again this is an architectural at all you look it up and you actually might find facts about what I used to understand they somehow got rights to nintendo property and decided to do a Mario game threes elegance and a whole cooking game which I am saving for no hunger Freddie SME Friday but that's another story and that's another stream for now we're going to play the CDI man this day is here it's so weird to imagine imagine if imagine if Nintendo did something like this today like no way Nintendo is sure has changed Oh God alright hang on let me just do this alright now this this process it's a little little tricky I gotta admit sometimes this emulator does not want to work at all as evidence if you're curious what this looks like by the way looks like this it's blue and then it's kind of what it's supposed to be you wait and wait because it's a cd-based system so you know got to sit down and roll of thumbs and and look at that Phillips did compact discs interactive in fact if I had like a Backstreet Boys CD we'd be blasting Backstreet Boy boys but we're going to load up one of these infamous elegance into this and see what happens it's like adding a you know gasoline on fire you know but uh what we have to do is we have to like restart the emulator it's really finicky and it's very uh bad so now I got that we gotta do this where we hang on there we go and then we do a hard reset all right soon soon all will be revealed trust me this took me a while to configure it like did I make this look easy but uh I want to tell you in fact it you know what you know what I say I think I have like hidden knowledge because it's I just experimented with this for so long that I got it to work eventually uh but yeah I might do a YouTube tutorial how to get a CDI emulator work it's a nightmare across me uh but anyway uh let's let's play it let's hope it works too oh oh no oh haha it begins oh oh let me let me scroll this down a little bit Oh oh that's like that's like that's a good animation Windows Media maker at Windows Movie Maker media you know what I mean well 93 come on not bad all right here we go and here's a game and we can select from you know the classic start game load game save game end game or help I their God I need some help see what there's actually both though hey want to fight the forces of evil in Cora die no get out it's easy you got this map see just move the triforce where you want to go click button one should be there [ __ ] use the controller to me let it move it up and I jump or climb this is why I like sugar makes me leap like should ever talk ok I'm sorry just lash with the sword oh god oh god get the power sword button 1 makes it shoot oh the controller down and I crouch okay when I'm crouching you can make me do the duck walk uh can i cool huh no you enter a door in front of it like this now press button Joo luckily I brought my smart sword it won't hurt anyone friendly oh okay it makes them talk dead what is it Oh where's my friend oh I can't even talk oh good buy something from the merchants shop just strike it with the sword it's a smart storage also picks up tools and rubies rubies good thing I have my magic pouch I can carry everything open the magic pouch make me crouch down then press button to forget I can only open the pouch when I'm crouching I choose a tool by moving the highlight and pressing a button once I'm back use the tool by pressing button - I want link to teach matter like make a bomb in real life remember tools can only be used when I'm standing up and you'll find that some tools need rubies rubies rubies sort of look for the special Triforce map in each area you can't I've even know this case spelled like what two new areas and continue your quest in clora die okay let's go find gel de No well that was the help first of all if you've never seen this you must be quite shocked to find out that link talks I mean sure this game broke new ground by having animation but I mean link talks and he's almost like a hyperbole version of the cartoon mercenary excuse me princess the curious boring around someone's not get it oh I just wonder what Ganon's look like I just came again and his minions I don't know I don't think breast of the wild matches up for this my stuff I'm your sword is enough how about a kiss for luck you've got to be kidding Oh honkers I guess I'd better get going okay the map are used to go so no not where those gamers oh that is kind of funny actually we didn't even hey want to fight the forces of oh hang on hang on hang on there we go all right now we're playing so we have to kind of watch that again unfortunately but but it's boring around here my boy this peace is what all true warriors strive for I just wonder what Ganon's up to Majesty men using CCC Ireland Karzai hmm how can we help it's an only link can defeat Ganon great I'll grab my stuff sometime dirt is enough okay how about a kiss for luck you've got to be kidding Oh water all those hands want it going for I mean I guess they were channeling the the inflection from or the character from the show but just how god I don't even know but anyway we're going to this place so here's the actual game I don't think a lot of people know about the actual game besides all the goofy cutscenes and you might you might realize that your left ear is being sucked by sweet nineties techno okay so yeah this is obviously a little bit based on Zelda 2 but the problem is it borrowed the look but not the gameplay I guess and I mean some of the mosses are here this is like a I guess a Moblin or something not sure I'm in an igloo now can I go inside as I can but uh yeah this game is quite quite good as you know one of the problems with this game too is that you know you can never like fully grasp where you can move and can't move which part of the background you see like sure you see the stairs or whatever but you know you got what I mean though oh yeah I can throw snowballs in this did you know that all right so you gotta press down and bottom - oh yeah that's a thing by the way if you're not familiar what how the CDI controller works it's basically just two buttons it's sort of like a worse version of the the Wii mote I guess uh but alright alright let's go into here alright so what do I say rest of the while or this be honest be honest okay however even though I kind of kind of just rip one breast in a while and I love it but uh you know weird way we are connected because you know breast in a while at the first English voice acting in it well if it wasn't for this game but this absolutely yeah I do however you can play this with your mouse by the way if you are totally feeling like not enjoying video games but uh yeah I guess those are marvelous huh are you curious about what the what the CD icon trouble actually looked like well there's there's a couple there's different ones but I'm going to show you my favorite one the classic could you imagine playing video games on this beast oh oh I never had a hell in one of these but I can just imagine just try to play I've it again with your TV remote and not even like you know in a wiimote sort of joke ish way but I mean like you're you're you know DVD player remote whoo oh I can only be so good um first bottom one or two on this I can't even tell ya those buttons looked like they would like hurt your thumb pressing down you know who a little uh little daggers into your flesh yeah well anyway but I am playing I am playing with the keyboard thank God so enjoy con I'm up sure what I'm supposed to do with this but uh yeah I guess we're heading in here huh okay in a person hey don't do that here's a duck walk by the way hello let me stab you to talk to you areas good news been using this is playing or let it crash good really crude oh no oh it just is awesome play oh it's back again it's good you know what I'm just grateful loves you don't talk all right let me try to get this uh boom Ram guys hey friend it's my smart sword you know maybe I gotta clear out these enemies before I can talk kids I guess okay I place the music it's like semi ok I suppose yeah this character is not even talking I think it's an emulation which it is as I said one of the emulate emulating this game is a nightmare Asus every other CDI game but uh yeah let me let me head up here unfortunately these things cost how much in real life like eight hundred dollars or something like that its fortune to buy um you know I guess the I guess uh hang on maybe I gotta like press it down I'm not sure but uh besides again I'm not sure what's going on there but [Music] that was worth it very informative all right what do I have in my shitty inventory or uh nothing well Jesus maybe I got a head into a different zone maybe I got a head into a Gore on the vil this game rarely feels like they they had ten minutes to understand what still love us and just made their own game on top of that I'm gonna let me just switch the window just a little bit hang on yes a little bit more of that all right what else do we have we have these other faces on evil by the way if you didn't know that you got to go to crater cold all right here we go man some good ass backgrounds I mean what else can you say about the it's just so weird of this exists it feels like a alternate universe game that's like pulled out of a different dimension you know what I've said that was really bad and here here we go can I go up here yes I can can I go in locked okay mention the controls aren't good which kind of be a given but yeah it's not the best I well so we have here it's playable I suppose it's stiff but uh you know I don't know this game just lives in total infancy during it goes are the cutscenes but all has a key I guess let's down can i oh you got actually oh you can't slip down okay mmm-hmm that's not like too hard I guess it just you gotta understand you know what I just realized you know what I just realized link has actual pants in this oh oh oh god watch out for the lava that I'm getting bombarded with well actual pants okay I am very bad at this but I'm playing with a keyboard imagine playing this on imagine playing this on the the remote controller all right he just looks off but I say one thing about the links to sign in this he he's one of the few designs where you know that's not official Zelda well it is official tell like yes but he's actually go my god he's actually got blonde hair you know the cartoon got it wrong so did captain and the game master but uh yeah is that a bonus point for this I don't know alright I'm just kind of duck walk from now on here we go do you think any child got this for like Christmas and what's the big is Elif Ann back in 94 3 or whatever and you said oh boy I do Zelda game and they smile through their teeth because like the whole family's watching on Christmas and the kids like as L love it and you you just know how disappointed they really are these controls are spicy okay the blocking is really bad sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't I can't really explain it but uh yeah sometimes when I Spit member says steal know that hit me they also hit me got to stay very very precise okay maybe duck-walking know with the patient to play okay there we go okay good now we do this carefully over wait I have the key we're hang on what uh do I have a key what I guess I do okay so if you acquire Anatomy the game's like whatever hello did she say works all I heard was like Sumerian demon screaming I'm sorry but that that design is the scariest thing I've ever seen for a human being okay so what am I supposed to do here I can't understand what she's actually saying I'm sorry but what what what can I do what I sing in here or how much I give or something or uh yeah let me stab you a little bit because I'm going to get a pocket translator book I understand hyrulean all right I think she does something about a skull or something okay let me just kind of do this is that it is she happy now all going on tonight but I guess it's fine though because you die and it's go back and it everything's great ah I mean if I did this for like hark or Friday play all of it okay okay I guess if I hit the skull we can get in I guess you see this game seaside was animated by mspaint anybody else you get that feeling from it oh god I'm not sure what I should I'm gonna go to a different stage okay fantastic all right what else status do we have the faces of evil link you want outsource animation to Russia is that my house or hell older always a shopkeeper the the man himself hey buddy how's my friend I have just one question why is this animated like the the director of the scene is fumbling about drunk stumbling going like like a roll across experience like like whoa oh here I go whoa oh wow I guess it's so it's so bizarre I mean how many rubies do I have I missed rubies 20 okay I'm gonna buy a rope I snapped it okay it looks like pool anyway so I'm sure you guys are familiar with all the YouTube hoops that have surfaced from this game but I remember back in the day in YouTube everybody was copying everybody else's source material research from Quebec gamers calm and remember had that watermark on ever youtube poop that's when you know it's quality ones got Quebec gamers on it I was going to go bye-bye thanks buddy all right I even made a youtube poop on my Windows XP destruction video spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti you know that was the height of comedy on like that primordial ooze stays on on YouTube you know alright here's here's a face of evil I didn't just waste that rope that I know no I have more okay I'm not sure what the ropes do but kind of something see when the enemies aren't like spewing projectiles at you they're quite manageable but as soon as they get to attack you with something it's like go over man wait how do I get down here let's just jump for all right hang on let's find out so I go here okay this reminds me of Robocop I used to have a lot of problem oh damn it oh I see okay well that's fantastic is I quite a lot of problems with with Robocop on the Nintendo I could never understand where you climb the stairs all right and be careful what angle look okay there we go give us a heart again this really hard man oh god what is that is that a Keith generic dinosaur seller fans in shaft if there is this an actual enemy from gsella I mean this is at the dango ad still hungry I think there's actually the longest on this game but uh yeah alright here we go oh he's dead no it's just is just a generic dinosaur okay they say that a couple of bucks from adding a actual gsella character in oh my god all these controls they are spicy at least I'm using it is well odds Ellen related it is like a Seinfeld action theme and it's only in your left ear with a sound effects or on the right I'm sure you can figure that out or hear it rather how about we do this we just run you see that I can't oh god he's not on the same plane as you and to jump it takes like super amount of effort to do it it's so off it some action 52 crap you know you know nothing feels solid everything is just like taped together if that makes any sense okay what Gary we gotta be Ganon alright I'm done with that stage I'm gonna move on to well that's where I was created called that's a little valve pose I'm not sure they'd look like that I guess I'm too familiar with the Ocarina of Time green lizards if effort you're referring to all right is there anything else I can play here or am I kind of fine and go through this level one more time I think I got it like well and I'm here maybe I'm like got bomb or something when you're rupees do I have fifty all right I'm gonna say rupees okay can I get some lamp oil I'm not sure what that does but I'm sure I'm sure it's something there we go now here's what I'm wondering how did Phillips inherit the the lysis of this I mean I guess it was more lenient back than they but like it doesn't make any sense which is like a leftover from where the Nintendo PlayStation was a thing and fill up somehow had a leftover license or something like I don't get it what happened I'm not sure hang on let me oh there we go okay sweet got him cool aw dammit come on god this game is too hard for its own sake okay if you bomb that okay maybe I can do this oh come on oh they were working on a CD Adam for this mess well I know that that was the CC Nintendo PlayStation which by the way has resurfaced and in the recent years of prototype but uh versus like a ancient Philips sealant that stayed in they had still rights to this characters which is kind of funny that that kind of makes these games sort of bootleg ish because I'm sure Nintendo didn't want these games to come out but Philip just had them had the license I thought we got to do some with it let's conjure up some crap you know Nintendo flopped them from Sony to Philips hang on the Phyllis agreement gave them permission to use Mario and Zelda and after the CD plans fell through the round with a rabbit the permissions they were given okay so it's basically what I just told you uh it's if it was scraps they had laying in the in the old closet and said I let's bring that thing up we don't know what to do with him but they'll sit somewhere on the wall okay Oh God oh this game is so good all right hang on okay now maybe I can bomb this thing okay well Jesus hmm mommy yeah go on up to this I didn't realize this game was so incredibly hard so that this is a sure candidate for a horror Friday okay no we're seriously going to do this don't don't you worry I have this it's so weird to activate the bombs if you don't know how you do it it sits down and button 2 which is the equivalent on B there's no snort either so it's like just awesome don't bother with a rock it needs ten bombs I'm surprised all the people that played this but uh really so there's no point in being okay what I waste when I waste this game belong more on like the dass era pc then it didn't feel like CDI I mean listen the only reason people play this today is just out of curiosity to understand what the hell went wrong you know it is a relic of a weird weird happening this is also one of the many reasons why Nintendo is very very protective of their IPs could this game be the downfall of a rather could this game be the reason why Nintendo's lawyers is so anal it it's just like they have a brainstorming meeting and they're taking out all these fan games and all these tributes and whatever and they're like well you know we can't have another faces of evil can we it's like yeah you know sent out 2,000 lawyers take everything down which by the way I hate to say this but the breath of the wild NES remake I said in the stream I hope Nintendo doesn't take it down guess what just happened yeah so maybe my stream of it got it more publicity and dust Nintendo's dogs meant like a piece of meat and I started barking at it so I don't know anyway let's head back here to uh I don't know let's do not creator of cold hey we can do make its lamp oil maybe I can do something I'm not sure all honestly I don't think I contributed to any of that I think was more like gaming a flight saying like check out this cool cool thing which coincidentally is how I heard of it so all right snowballs huh all right no no oh the hormone yuh-huh all right I'll see what I can do here maybe I can do wait I don't even have lamp oil do I but how do i do lamp oil well too bad locked [ __ ] all right all right [Applause] masters of the CDI let's do a little back seating here what am I supposed to do because I don't think I have the patience to sit here and like scratch my beer for three hours and go hmm good lord nothing is like throw a bomb better no lamp us another window in your industry you can't select to use it oh okay this is frozen it also looks like [ __ ] [Applause] I guess just uh Bombur I don't think we can I guess I guess we need Rock Jesus Christ I mean rocks no we need to bomb the rock and then maybe progress and maybe can we find a solution to that and like a fetch quest game you got it this you got to do that it's fine I'm content with death whatever bye Oh God alright let's go back to creator calls is that something I can do alright here we go hello alright let's go back into the shop and see what we can buy scheme so unnecessarily difficult hey again friends this man has no chin it's just a giant ass alright how much do I have I have 19 RKO okay thank all they respawn though alright let's see here we go uh 12 volt okay we're fine we're fine all right I'm out of here buy some more of this and maybe some more rope as well oh Jesus you know what this guy looks like hang on you know who he looks like let me get a bit better hang on sure that's what we're going with you know who he reminds me of that no-neck dude where is he he's like outside uh no actually no what I'm asking is this [ __ ] thing this weird the sculptor that created the superhuman that said like this was what the human body would look like if it could like sustain any injury or something and hang on yeah the only person inside to survive on our roads he designed this thing let's compare wait oh it's bite can I get the little hanim - yes I can and then we just Oh Oh dios mio I'm missing one important component of this image though and that's this little little anus mouth I'm sorry I shouldn't do this thing no I think every time you pause the game it's it's another just adventure in art look at it look at it whoa yes all right I'm out of here framing in frame all right let's bomb this this rock lamp oil rope long I still think that again and in this game is the best version again and I guess in order to depict at burn I wonder if anything can get to that level but uh all right all right there we go look at that guy's dead I can make it a little bit first jump please please jump okay I'm dead I am brown bread turkeys cooked so I believe the other game that went the wane the wand our gamelan is where you play as zelda yeah which technically would make it the first game you play as zelda right besides I guess Hyrule warriors okay I won't jump okay aced it aced it here we go gotta watch out oh yeah okay okay okay we're good we're good now please okay there we go kill them kill them okay okay get the bombs okay oh good good did I [ __ ] it ghost no no no I got it the punch sound effect for a bond very spicy okay [ __ ] off goes hello okay we need some lantern oil I thought I had a on let me stab you oh Jesus Anna for this game and when I was there faceless please oh I know this game was like a horror game but alright alright how do I our God Kegel he [ __ ] got me he got you all right so how do I activate lantern I guess I need a lamp in first I don't have that so I miss College you know what I'm your leader says this is a mess M ESS what about bunch of different BIOS BIOS files that I had to configure stuff like that I'll let you know I did this soon but uh alright I'm gonna do this without a lantern I'm gonna do it where do I get a lantern you know here we go excuse me thank you got this a lot of grandpa ghosts lying around oh Jesus aw dude the game is getting a little too wild for me now let me guess I gotta use my rope here maybe go how do i okay one more see I don't need no lantern come on Oh God grandpa no okay I'm just going to guess where the door is oh no I just realized link is kind of like spider-man okay this is bad could you stop using your rope please for one second see I'm just guessing where this door is which is really bad but could this be it now that is a spicy sound effect for a bomb you know did I did I forget to mention the soundtrack is amazing alright so we got to find a lantern here the HUD sure where I can get that what are these faces of evil we're gonna go back to nor in the North Dakota all right I bet there's something I can do here I need like snowballs or something right you know this is my first time playing I just want to add that in case you see the eye masters like judge me and say jewel you're really bad at this well alright cool got that nothing go in here yeah I can probably alright so this is just all here's the key I missed it see that's the problem with this game you don't know what's the background I like interact oh my god yeah by oh okay I'm wasting bombs here about a ton really care I'll go all right handing down here all right what else do we have okay there's nothing in here mind you but there's got to be something right you know I'm even a bomb them one of these snowballs used for hang on maybe I can use it in a different no 13 snow balls all right I guess now that we have the key we can go back to the original house maybe there's no bus don't matter at all all right excuse me bye bye yeah bye no no all right here we go I think I found a solution here we go you know what no have a bomb is wonderful isn't it here we go progress progress well what the [ __ ] this is watch the breadth of the mile is missing okay these things are unkillable it seems a very good I'm having quite a day with this game okay how do I kill them I guess snowball no hmm all right let's head back I still have a key right technically you like snow gorilla suit all right here we go I think it's throwing pieces at me all right here we go no no no sell like the other one I don't sure why this would work but uh no if you skip through here do that top you do or try oh yeah can't stop me ma'am okay good god nothing here - uh not too many levels I guess they unlock more stuff later on but the only place left it's like crater place right - and I don't have snowballs now I do actually all right so what's something about the Skoll or something yeah anyone I guess going in anyway I see I hit it okay no no okay I see very very spicy all right I'm just gonna yeah that that's how we deal with this that is quality I don't know why but but when I look at this game it reminds me are like worms world party okay I can't kill them maybe I used snowballs here here we go oh that's what to get the fire but okay this is like a trade-off sort of not really okay I have like no health left now so this kind of like a waste do you get more horse in this I think maybe of God oh that's cool thanks buddy oh god please jump go up here jump alright I know I did that but they don't let me collect that each one of these is super valuable Oh God I'm out I'm out come on please this team is like grind isn't it it's really grind you you got to like grind the launch snowballs and then fireballs and you know meatballs god dammit alright I guess we're heading back now that we have fireballs okay Jesus this game is good alright here we go I just ate that boomerang maybe I can sell her up I wonder what the thanks once again can I okay that's somewhat iyy what okay actually go in again go in again that good here have some water of life oh very good very good very good mmm that's what I call game okay video game IRL one oh that's all that's all I have no more no more oh please do you think wait wait wait wait wait go go man go dos up what what tell me oh and imma okay well they don't respond so that's okay okay what is that spikes I barely see it what what is Jesus it's almost like just rain or something but no this tiny needle like icicles okay you gonna wash out gotta watch out I think randomly spawning no no no no I'm almost there I'm almost there oh come on come on we can do it push it why myself it's sushi I think about this game Oh God oh okay I got a seat maybe I gotta go back and grind some more fire but this game is ridiculous we're gonna try this together well I am brining snowballs so I just one dating what what happened I'm sorry cool here we go no more no no no no no please they respond mother continues and oh well I see how this game is played how you play the faces of evil is you grind a lot for crap and after you granted a lot of crap you go back you grind some more and eventually do a little bit of progress but not enough is this how the game deals with puzzles I guess quasi dungeon logic who are we going to get all this and then maybe go back into the cave there we go just give me all this cool thanks of this game is fantastic you know what let's just stand here and do it come on cool I like it and I always said can I stand here and they respond oh you gotta like jump up to do it you know I am surprised at this game games music at least Luke's but uh all right all right no more response up all right here we go here where's the divine beasts in this root beef maybe actually goes on in and get some template temporary hearts uh-huh get one here alright let's go back to create crater Crowley's of rupees isn't rupees an actual currency somewhere and I'll talk about rubles either you know here we go oh how many eleven you know I'm gonna waste this life see if I long I can get okay cool nice in India okay I'm not gonna risk anything okay not no no I missed it [ __ ] no go up goblet you have no idea how frustrating these controls are okay we're almost there I think there we go go down up again oh yeah by the way you don't when you crouch you have to press up again to on Crouch okay that was a [ __ ] waste and I have no no more sweet please please don't hurt me I walk too much for this no no more no no no no - Nobles still have left many done this game is fantastic if I'm if I'm being slightly agitated by - the continuous back and forth snowball fire most mobile fireball stuff I couldn't imagine being seven-year so will the night in 93 and I playing this and having so much fun oh alright we're going to go back and redo this gonna go through here here we go game this game is like a nightmare place like please I'm gonna clear out you know what let's let's go back I guess all okay kind of careful I'm actually super concentrated for this it's so stupid I'm gonna ignore this guy happy please light this game so frustrating please get up okay I think we're close no no no it might look like I sucked extra much of this but but trust me the controls are so stiff they feel frozen they need to be sawed down okay get up get up no please link get up okay go go go go okay No don't get anybody I notice all the agendas oh why is this game of things okay good no oh this game is something else I mean III knew that the cutscenes were infamously bad but I didn't realize it was the game also sucking you know and if you have the patience maybe but my but but you good luck okay you know what we're gonna head back see what society or maybe there's something else I can get maybe can I do anything here no no there's nothing you can do and she just like at all thank you y'all hang in there you'll kill a crab and give it to the fisherman you see a fisherman Oh God all right so we need a fish huh [Applause] good lord mom mom what is that it's a set of tektite crab pipe okay okay okay what happens now what happens now here Gandalf are you friendly I'm suing your [Music] he's dead can I can I kill [ __ ] now I wonder if I can maybe this game is Salva Salva chable you're pretty good all right oh look look at that I sort of have predict tiles if I want to full health I won't come back the store doesn't do anything now actually let's go find that out right now the snow [ __ ] is just mmm here y'all it's all it's good fantastic what do I have here I could potentially use I don't know don't go out go Emma go this game is suffer this game it's like going to the [ __ ] dentist okay two fireballs threw snowballs I couldn't survive this I gotta go back did I just give did I just get the master store from a Fisher man by the way is this real life no it's a little bit you know very faithful to the material all right well you wouldn't you would think he could just like you use bombs to kill both them but no this is all right I can just stand here like for my guess so we had a head in here maybe okay sweet sweet only we have like block these attacks better but not nope doesn't happen all right cool got that what's wrong what's wrong with going to the dentist because it's you don't want to do it you see it too awful would you voluntarily go to the dentist no you wouldn't don't climb otherwise I bet there's someone out there is generally loves going to the dentist like oh man I'm broken you know my jaws been wrecked out time to go to the dentist hooray hurrah what's new a good thing about going to the dentist is getting a sticker for being a good boy except this game doesn't give you that so I get worse than going to the dentist all right let me see if I can never go they look like Bulldogs I mean they kind of had sort of a appearance like that the moblins but yeah I don't know they look like that Tom and Jerry Bulldogs oh you know here's the worst part about talking about like Memphis stuff whatever I talked about the dentist the morning after I have like dental pain so uh yeah here's here's to jinxing it actually let me do a little American superstition I think it's American you know you do you knock on wood right knock on wood why's that a thing all right see how much do I have I have six sixteen should be enough states what we're gonna do I'm going to go back we're going to use a fireball on her and hopefully everything is gravy it would be nice if she gave gave me more hearts but no that's not what happens and of course that also happens wonderful what are those like a superstation solvers you know what is it you got to put salt over your head or something shoulder yeah salt over the shoulder yeah over your head it isn't enough you sure are I guess we'll get what you need at least a hundred I'm gonna settle for 50 thank you like do you area do you realize what this game is oh the key marks a little bit of World of Warcraft when I used to play that just a miserable time and just a little bit of fun sometimes but overall miserable experience oh okay can only get more hoarse by killing bosses is that it okay okay watch out okay thank you that's swell loving loving it can commence oh no no no no no okay pick up more dudes coming in here I think it's where you form the most right okay so don't throw at me then it should be good the boss are extremely easy yeah actually you know what here's the solution I know what to do now this one door or house I have enemies for good Mamma Mia 26 okay okay do I really need a hundred like do I actually need a hundred because that seems too extreme it seems insane no there's nothing in here oh yes you can try fifty but why you like to start this is like endgame stuff it feels like but no started a game I thought this game was like a like a cakewalk I thought it was like you know I got a nice some summer walk on the beach no no it is it is it's like going down a slide except it's like a cheese grater it's like you think it's fun and then you're like no no no okay the whole game is endgame imagine this is the ocean thinking okay Maddie are you sitting in a nuclear bunker okay you're saying a nuclear bunker it's the only game you scramble to get was this game every day it's just this like cacophony of isolation and just you know oh boy sure is boring around here well show a grassy field on low eventually you're like you become this game I don't know what but uh you're like meld with us you know everything about this game so that guys were like beats in cities who made like the ultimate magnum opus city that's like you can't get any better than that I want to I'm on an actual remake of this game but I want I want it to be a little little spicier you know at the end link you sell ago truly we were the basis of evil dr. hunt and I want ba ba ba da but now I'm vomited up you know I'm so hungry I can eat a octorok payback time my boy this peace is what all worries strive for it's back here it's the map babe okay I got a little quick good good guy I totally wanted to shoot a fireball there I've yeah piece of cake I can't wait to bomb some dodongos [Music] this game this game makes you feel like you have a fever this summer link zelda gandalf the basis of evil sorry I'm trying to like remain my sanity here alright let's see how many do I have here don't do that 34 oh it just it just goes on and on oh did she give me a motor ever comment on this game or does he like just not acknowledged it whatsoever this summer squadala we're off when my mother bah-bah-bah Muhammad went you know 65 to go see 65 to go I go go in here why aren't enemies dropping help that wasn't great in this game and today don't you know we're gonna stand here oh please he just gave me a pickle i we tickle okay no more laser sword I guess at least the music is nice I guess Wow what are all those heads oh geez my controller oh this game you know this game feels like the ultimate analogy for kids this game feels like hoborg like this is the kind of stuff you don't want to do in a game it's like okay you're off from school you're come home it's like all the weekends and you're like it's time get snowballs and fireballs for five hours oh okay we're almost there we're almost there Oh what do you think so many people hate this game I still people have a love/hate relationship of this game I thought they had sort of like a all this game is bad but you know it just doesn't the time was react in fact that's what the review said right it was like you know priced I I want to talk out of fear start with that review where I want to say hey did you enjoy collecting fireballs or snowballs for for 16 weeks if you did then yes you've earned writing that review if not whoo okay let's get a little bit more how Joe understands if this if this 54 snowballs failed you need to get another 50 snowballs all right fine we'll get hundred we'll get a hundred how about that yes a hundred fire is so long it got just game make me actually delirious okay now that this game is generally like just it doesn't play like a Zelda game it doesn't feel like I sell the game we just it's just green Elfman and stabbing people snowball fight the game huh all right better get two hundred years to be safe right just you know five hundred should be the bare minimum I'd say a thousand just that's a good luck charm I'd say five thousand just as a courtesy if I got say ten thousand just as a little little seasoning out I'd say 15 million just as a little mmm little you know appetizer I'd say 20 Googleplex snowballs at least average you know I think it's 99 max all right 59 all right I'm gonna stop at 99 oh this is this is miserable this is actually like yeah I'd say that this might be the only time in my lifetime that I ever play the faces of evil i I know tragedy but I could never see myself even bad games I can see myself randomly going back to and just enjoying haha you know but this this is like painful all right here we go there is never going Wilmette much for man randy savage do you he'd get over a hundred as I said earlier this Asian there is a CD I gained here that is actually a hassle Colgan in it or what Hulk Hogan's real name terrier baloney or something I'm sorry that's not me pronounced baloney it's belong no they were a parable agna he's in a FMV game which I might straight for next FME Friday we'll see but uh yeah it's it's like thunder and paradise it's called and it's based on like it is actually uh there was a show in the 90s I believe and just like Hulk Hogan flexing and riding a boat and having women oil him up it's great well okay hello all right let's see here Oh Cogan you thank you for doing this I hate you you're welcome all right Samet we're so close here we go the moments that define a generation will ever play hotel Mario I'm willing to bet I'm willing to bet $100 that okay no that seems too realistic 10,000 snowballs that Hotel Mario is an infinitely better game than this I have a hunch maybe one day we can find out but so far this game has been it's been an adventure in how much torture you can take before you break lots of spaghetti [Music] okay we're so close I feel it all the cosmos I feel it all right here we go man is gonna tell you when I get these snowballs that's what a real game begins this is the tutorial right okay here we go okay going good so far thank god these items stay with you when you die by the way whereas this one been on playable it could not have been played here we go 91 91 here we go okay so on the mine at this point we can do this we got 92 I'm gonna go back to the same place okay yeah I'm the cusp I feel it whoo now this music is you know while it's okay music it is going to haunt my nightmares Oh snowball hang on okay 95 here we go people need some like montage music for this you know get some rocky music playing okay I think that's it I think that's it 99 [Music] never again Hey okay that's all in the mine can't [ __ ] this up before we do that though let's go health refill actually you can just go ahead and like kill me it doesn't matter okay here we go okay okay hold of the mind it's all in the mind at this point oh here we go here we go you can't [ __ ] this up can't [ __ ] us up just gonna stay focused stay focused get his door cannons or come on yes okay they don't know where now now we got a Duke any character fireball here we're gonna get one yeah there we go yeah yeah okay get some fire okay okay I hate that I hate that you got up press up again to stand up after you're crouching it's so bad okay yeah yeah yeah oh no I forgot about that oh god I forgot for a moment hello okay okay everything is good so far can I get that guy from okay can I get up here no okay I don't know where I'm standing okay we're good Oh God I don't wanna lose this I dunno what I lose this okay good good are we done are we done this is it oh look at it [Music] but what about those fire both well what do I need all this fire balls for though I mean snow balls or whatever Oh can't you snowball them right Oh God that okay maybe it maybe is like a later thing I suppose why doesn't my shield do anything it maybe I gotta stand perfectly still is that it okay spicy game Mamma Mia okay so launch kick it's all in the mind oh I ground I gotta say I am a big fan of all these borings I hand them over to Lou will stand here and that thank God I got that sword okay these boomerangs come come out of nowhere and they hit you oh but please okay good we're good we're gravy toriel thing don't can net one huh you gotta kill all of them what will what this is like a boss oh no don't tell me that oh all link please get up oh oh okay but you love this space not truly this is the yeah these are the faces of evil don't you [ __ ] in there I swear to God I need a break I'm gonna be all right we're back this game now this is a game this is a game that is an exercise in calming your mind focusing and just don't let the game get you just keep on playing and you will succeed it's all in the mind so in the mind you got to find balance balance of the mind mindfulness all right I'm ready I am ready I have newfound power and I okay there we go so I'd like to see that's what I'd like to see I don't like to see that okay okay keep it coming I like it okay okay last guy last guy okay so so someone who is lying in chat saying you got to kill all of them so this apparently not a boss level okay head to the raft and see what happens maybe maybe only work if you kill all of them maybe maybe there was not a lie here that maybe was genuine advice oh here we go here we go away that that looks nice and off I go and oh no I just wanted to turn a little bit to the left to face the guy some of them I can't do that do I got to do all that again I got to do that again but the good news is that I probably don't need to deal with these guys right wonderful wonderful okay I'm on board I'm on the raft dance with manners here I go don't turn to the left or you will die watch out for the keys okay I don't understand how this shield works maybe you gotta stand perfectly still to block you can't move during it here's a good thing no not don't know that still okay I see there's a block from the Keystone okay here we go ergo I can do this okay good so far go so best run so far here we go what is this okay okay out of here out of here where am I going what's going on no that wasn't where I was supposed to go I'm so I'm so I'm so uh panicky when I play this game it's just okay I got this you need bombs I need bombs Oh ah hmm okay so I need to drown myself to go back ah okay I get it heading back now it's a good day people people tend to criticize this game a lot but I think it's a good game I like they ever go a little bit more alright how many do I have 15 should be enough actually let me take in a risk so I had to repeat this no no no I'm gonna talk to you get out I don't get the bond thanks alright 27 you know what screw it no no no get out get out of my flesh you're not even near me what what oh wait right yeah I don't have enough rubies that's what it is no wait wait hang on ah that's what it was okay again the rest of this Thanks Armani pretty sorry link I can't give credit come back when you're a little mmm that's what I needed after all that frustration these are little gentle hmm hang on one more hero sorry link I can't give credit come back when you're a little richer you know it's stuff like that that makes this game playable even wasn't for moments like this this game would just be no but because it has those moments you know it's not that's bad all right going good so far these controls are fantastic I'm serious too I'm upping the seizures are like trying to make like a joke here okay going pretty smooth so far like what I'm seeing okay here is the bomb everybody involvement Moloch no get down okay here we go awesome awesome awesome the sorts flying swordfish this game is a waste of imagination but the soundtrack is amazing what are these hitboxes I'm okay where do I go up okay please don't make me go back and redo all that game's not gonna make it do that right okay okay go up like there we go go no no yes yes yes yes no okay go on good goal goal and go okay not sure what I'm jumping on but no no no not good news please what I jumping a lot of these hitboxes ah this was the first stellar game that had such delicate platforming gsella - never got it right this one did okay I'm not sure what these guys aren't hitting me but I appreciate that they aren't okay God some Hyrule I pray to thee that I spawn back go fail so that kind of half expected that after all that crap what's this game tested like I know that's kind of a like I joked thing to say but honestly was it tested it doesn't feel like it was the rough flight test reply this is that yeah this is good more please maybe they just did not do it because it doesn't feel like there was any play testing and I'm not saying that to like be funnier in it it generally feels like there was no game testing done on this it's kind of weird hey at least I got full health this time though this game really needs like a like a heart drop or something it's really hard for the wrong reasons to all right you know what if anybody did play test this attend the place get in contact with me I'm only a phone call away we can meet up and have a lot of fun you and I would can go to have a dinner in a dumpster where you belong so bad I'm on my breaking point but this game it's just so good the redeeming factor about this game as the cutscenes and the and the soundtrack other than that this game is truly the definition of a horrendous ly bad game I'm not even a you know in a kind of appreciative sort of this game is so good and so bad it's good this game is just bad like Oh okay okay watch out for the Kiesel hitboxes okay here we go we're soup okay okay get through this part get through this part too so good it's bad that should be an expression huh okay good goo goo goo good I didn't hit see I don't know why but okay get up get out okay okay now please link very simple all you got to do is just get up okay we're I had a little bit okay we lost a little health mail gosh where do I go where do I go okay go left no go up I don't want to do this part again yes yes yes I see it I see the excellent no God no don't do that doggone just you know please no oh okay okay good almost there we're almost there okay yeah I'm going mad okay gotta go here go go go go go go get up get up get up yes no a little more do it good that's what I need basis of evil classic game that's how you make them back in the boom bang play more okay a little bit bored [Music] I'm done with that Park right I don't have to go back right everything is fixed okay how about this we'll finish the game it's not a good idea here look else now how much wait wait wait how much fireballs do I have wait wait a minute where what what why would I why don't I get all the snowballs I barely used any of them maybe I need them later I sure hope so I got a farm for fireballs now this game seems great you know what I'm going to do today I'm gonna have a very good dinner I'm going to buy myself some ribs second I can't I can enjoy this a little bit more or something all right you guys want some better all right here we go great now I got a 5/5 these great okay treat yourself man you deserve it yeah I sure do all right you know I'm gonna select these first so I have them ready all right don't get up okay here we go you guys one of the perfect recipe for for good ribs marinate them in red wine and I don't even get the expensive stuff he's got some cheap cheap crap you know didn't even need alcohol you can taste buds alcohol free stuff if you live in Sweden that is all right okay all right [Applause] so there we go tell you one recipe that I've added my family that's kind of odd if it's beef stew with parents and it's somehow the beer like it goes really well with the zoo really well in fact a toll-free one okay let me explain that so in Sweden we only have like life beer and the grocery stores and you look for you to buy liquor we got to go to the you got to go to the liquor store this is like government-issued I know it's like [ __ ] weird but yeah that's what it is so you can't buy alcohol hard liquor in the grocery stores you can buy alcohol free wine cider and like beer you know 3.5 AE AE thanks friends you can make your own wine with boxed wine at the store though which is where you can buy box wine seven-day wine and whether it's cold at least these guys were spawn really like that nice there we go Joel Joel have you ever considered doing a series let's play of a GTA game yeah yeah the only problem with the the modern GTA games is that they kind of get get your whole twitch channel muted because all the soundtrack in it however I might give the older GTA games a try I cannot see GTA 1 and 2 gets too much love in in in the streaming scene quote-unquote you not I mean so what I might do is I might stream GTA London or you know GTA 2 or you know we'll see you smooth the radio no you see that there I I hold I think that the live radio and by city of San Andreas made the game you know I mean come on what's the first thing it pops it up your head when you think by said it's like radio killed video store and [ __ ] like that san andreas you know uh you know don't under and heat and all what the author sounds like but do you get what I mean talk to you I won't do what you tell me then more okay I just put a motion like mean music right that'd be funny I think I think that GTA 4 got a lot of [ __ ] that it was like too realistic or whatever but in a weird way that's kind of why I liked it because it did somehow it made the violence funnier I don't know it's like a weird thing to say like well you're you're like crazy like what are you saying Joel okay for comparison uh there was so much weight to that game when Nico like spun around out of a car or something like that you're like oh my god that's horrible it's insane roll you felt like oh that's like a common occurrence you know but it was like it felt more real Savelle and it made it all all the more worse to look at like they cook car control for chunky and like the guns sell chunkier and it doesn't know DJ five great game that itself more like her too near and more fun GTA 4 felt like I know I know if I'm making a sin saying this but uh I love them both of course but uh yeah how many fireballs do I have well damn checked 58 you think 58 is enough are I'm going to 58 that's cool Lynx faces makes my song look at that look at that empty faces god I wonder if someone model decayed musically where's your instrumental would you still get negated yes because it's recognized like a second on music that's playing you know oh my I forgot to mention this and I've never said this before but there was a there was a death metal band that sent me a VOD track claim on one of my videos I was it was the Windows 98 on NES video and there's a scene where I corrupt the game and there's a bunch of white noise playing and somehow this white noise was recognized by YouTube as this one bans death metal song and they said we own this video you've uploaded our song I'm like what are you talking about and just this noise well somehow recognized as his death metal song and I'm like what and I forgot if I ever like disputed it but I I think I left it I should check later on it you should post it on Twitter and see I just see the band - it was someone was like guttural brutal slam bands that just you know constantly blast Beiteinu constantly you can't [ __ ] hear a thing and somehow as I said white noise death metal so yeah if anything it just proves how faulty the system is but uh yeah [Music] there we go I want to kind of give no I can't get more I'm so well so whatever I mean if you really want like white noise metal then just listen to not see Esther but more like black metal stuff I guess a drone metal would qualify best that's not essentially like the noisy okay don't talk about music I'm sorry what what is call again they are called the fire stones okay it's going to feel so good you have no idea wasted okay going good so far though just kind of watch out for these spikes and I'll die harder be sure that I'm done but uh what are these things Dracula getting to see that thing drop down on me oh no no no no not today Oh Oh son okay and all we're going to do this but okay got it got it got it nothing could get up that will be very swell thank you hey I am the reader I bow if you bring me the book of Cara die I will gladly read the secret verse this is this is the same voice actor as gettin old no there's no way they had a limited supply of voice x4 there's no I I gotta give them a book now I fall is my favorite Zelda character okay where I go the I thought a spell Tokyo but they good anyway about trying that's what it means okay from one nightmare to the next oh [Music] yes I fix this game don't make the controls like this that's all you need honestly if this game played a little better had less grind that might have enjoyed it but now it's like spoiled spoiled milk oh well faces of evil I cannot is the weird thing now I'm emulating this man if I spent like eight eight hundred dollars on this one game system to stream this one game oh ho I think I'm gonna go this way instead what is like Goldeneye music you hear that the orchestrator they come you know okay go go go fall am i given the impression that this game controls badly because that is not at all what I'm insinuating I apologize go alright there we go that's what you do okay okay nice doctor key got the key now we can take a schedule over here yes yes yes nice Wow got a whole gang here Jerry Kramer stances oh oh oh this so funky damn I'll be oaks okay hello you're not afraid of dragons are you of course not then get my necklace back from glia coke okay pretty please yeah alright to go back now oh yeah that's what I'm talking about Hubba Bubba oh I envy link somehow right now that was all my lives and one go okay it's a good thing we have all those hearts though but I mean did it did it matter not really okay so I guess we gets through here that's all I met this guy go who's honored lady in the green dress from face of evil with a great fair from breast of the wild top 10 sexiest person in video games I always liked those lists cuz always liked miss pac-man this one it's on one of those like oh yeah dude hell yeah connoisseur top 15 evilest faces number one link that's a joke meant to laugh at that sometimes I don't they don't sit though I'm sorry okay get through so all we need to do okay now we just head down head down get it in the face but that's fine that's fine we can take it we're link we're made of stink here we go remix okay it's not stop doing that you know alright I can't even kill him a fire okay was that the advice that one of these L are two characters gave me if all else fails use fire I guess that doesn't apply in this game I would hate to redo all that I'm gonna be very careful when I do this okay well well there was that excuse so good it actually is like I'm in the middie sona oh yeah this is like stock sell up or music there should be this shut up in music and tingle schema okay I hate in it a damaged B oh yeah okay okay we still have the okay blast ability I call it [Music] okay okay most music is Spanky okay let's get through get through nice seems to go on forever damn okay I thought I'd crash there for a second I would have been awful hello who are you keep this lantern food it'll light your way Thanks black look at that one more time not many left link there's drooling round the side of Glasgow alright we can go back and redo that thing with it earlier or I can just go straight to a Firestone Lake Kim och the rock song stop too bad save I'm going to do this in one sitting come on come on now I am I'm going to hide in shame the duck walk it's it kind of bad that I wish for a link to drown an acid it just sounds so satisfying okay thank you they do spit soft patches so you know gsella ash but gee it sure is boring around here isn't it this game feels like an educational game I get to place like one don't turn around or he also you'll die okay oh ha ha ha we're going to do we're going to position ourselves we're always facing the right when we take the the raft because there's no way we can do that okay I'm still playing this I I don't know I don't know why but thanks all right here we go whoa okay stand here okay do a little bit of fab' oh yeah that's right that's no Bolam so do this all right we're going to do chat this is where I called the game I'm at my breaking point the faces of evil is a game that I never realized was like this I thought this game was a sort of okay sure the cot seats are there and they're funny but the actual gameplay is so off that uh it rivals one of the many games from action 52 the jumping is feels like you get stuck midair and the attacks are like sometimes you can't attack in certain frames and it's just oh it's like what I call it when the slide tape it's just I never realized how in the face of how bad it was I mean I can truly say that this is one of the worst games I've ever played and I say that not so lightly this this game is generally awful but I'll say this it's not the worst game I've ever played because it did make me laugh it did make me smile the gameplay didn't but the cutscenes did so I say this if you truly want to have the best of the face of evil the best experience is YouTube all the cutscenes I saved you so many tears so so much so much horrible horrible stuff in your lifetime just YouTube it not words that start worth it however however it is the best-selling game since fire light princess and the a highly recommend it for any Nintendo enthusiast ah anyway uh anyways I wonder if anybody in chat actually got angry because of that what what he means well I I'm very sarcastic I am very sarcastic what you worry in fact after this I'm probably gonna you don't want to do I'm gonna I'm going to take a a air freshener yellow this is hang on I'm going to make an analogy make an analogy here we go hang on hang on hang on hang on there we go okay there we go okay okay okay okay yes yes okay okay yeah don't worry I've got this I've got this okay there we go there we go they were okay analogy analogy time huh haha ah mm-hmm whoo ha ha hee hee shh shh yeah hmm hmm much better much better the smell is gone analogy [Music] I do think that air freshener sometimes not like poop though some of them are actually bad like I had one that said like nice tea sir price or something and maybe that was them maybe that was it was what was it was bad the surprise was it was that it was just terrible but uh yeah I remember misty surprise I don't think was Air Wick or something but it was just smell like facilities you know I don't know I do like cinnamon though cinnamon is pretty nice misty surprise it's funny that I think about it misty surprise anyway that was face of evil what else can I say except legendary game I have gone to the trial of fire and I have opened my eyes and I finally get to play it and now I know now I know why this game is buried if you yourself want to check this out I'm gonna actually maybe do a little guide or something along the line because CDI emulation is quite hard and we are going to do more fme friday stuff with this thing what maybe we do might do you know mari hotel mario we'll see but for now I am quite fed I am my tummy is full thank you it was a good meal and now I'm going to sleep for a while but I thank you for watching tonight I will thank you for joining in on this very very spicy game where stanky game and we will definitely play more CDI in the future but for now I am done I would be back later on tonight to finish godhand if I get to what that is I can't make any promises but I'm aiming to do it but yeah anyway face of evil what a what a fun trip however let us not end on a sour note we are adding it with a bang and I'm gonna recommend you guys do this but then again why should I recommend you guys when I can just heat my own warnings and you probably want to run I'm saying well we're gonna walk all the nine minutes of cutscenes in this that's right we're gonna we're gonna play everything we missed then Julie sure is boring around here my boy this peace is what all true warriors strive for I just wonder what Ganon's us up to your majesty ganon and his minions have seized behind on Oran I hmm okay winter it is written oh we linked and defeat Ganon great however my staff there is no time your sword is enough how about a kiss for luck you've got to be kidding whatever we're off Wow what are all those head these are the faces of Eve you conquer each I guess I better get going here is the map where do you wish to go mister oh this map lamp oil rope bombs you want it it's yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies sorry Lincoln I can't give credit come back when you're a little richer help Ganon froze the fountain I'm stuck well this game looks crab I have a cod it's a Goma you're pretty good yeah pretty good keep going boy you're doing real well once you get rid of Ganon we can get back to fishing Oh came straight from the crater till I boarded the vents use the skull for a glass and not one dyrus figured it out I am the reader I bow if you bring me the book of Cora die I will gladly read the secret verse because I can't breathe fraid of dragons all you bragging not then get my necklace back from Glee ugh okay pretty please that's mighty drunk with all the evil about keep this lantern full it'll light her away my favorite Ella character not many Leslie wait wait wait wait wait a minute guys here is a league they got the collar right on the hair but they [ __ ] they [ __ ] up instead of his little hood thing is yellow hair oh oh that reminds me of like red Luigi what's red Louie do you ask well sometimes in all old cartoons animators make mistakes and they somehow ended up with this very basic mistake you know otherwise he'd be known as green Mario but now he is red Luigi going back thanks you're welcome not many lastly there's drooling round the side of Glasgow right what has happened in the darkest nightmare our when not man nor Sun has risen I take cells in my power I shall keep her in my prison you're doing great League you are our hero here's some grant Harrigan you know you can beat Ganon you're doing great League you are our hero others rookie I'm a while but hey mate I may be old and ugly but I still know a few tricks break some gravel berries I'll show you a good one terms of berries in the tub let the juices soak the glove let link fight and never power for his loves a love of power wow thanks how sweet my husband gave me this he isn't it well well way way way way way way way what happened over there hang on Frank's not on know how sweet my my where didn't gave what is she doing blink my thoughts exactly no no no no zone no no no no me this he's an abominable laughs here it's not much but it'll still carry water yeah have some water of life my you're thirsty oh my goodness very good before you face the fire Fein Gannon you must conquer fortress Center with a treasure of death a hidden treasure death like a game all right wake up what link you saved me bring it to me very good begone wait wait for it hang on hey Silva we got one link you saved me oh you want thinking earlier link you saved me very good very good drawing by gold age - that's going right on a freight refrigerator great this shield both sword and spear deflects but cannot stop the virus coast this crystal makes the shield reflect hurting the cursor with twice the curse the law curses look and see her own my god I cannot see me please after this game I maybe it is but after a year of being frozen it looks like a pig see how Harlequin captures Guardians you lose no you know what it means when you lose your last movie now you work for me take him away I'd say your chances are a million to none let's have fun anyway [Music] golly golly the stars are made of ice thus the night is cold very good voice act for this character very appropriate right on the money yes they say bring the crystal from Sarah GaN and I will prove the light of ice penetrates more than fire vacuum and Sydney ice yes sir me being tired right now is adding so much going on makes his War II it doesn't register my brain when I'm Korean you must be hardened with fire go and kill feel the fire of war go and kill feel the fire of war oh my goodness this is awful words to live by my hero will you jump across that little chasm and come out daddy's change pretty please have a heart uh please link lee jeongmin cut these chains the Argos are driving me crazy his various say you have a fire diamond don't you sure let me fix your sword let's see who is Dark Souls the movie sucks wow they did not do Andre got this partner I'm going to fights let's go dog fight em I'm glad varnishing the census found a job after the courier through the eye of glut coal eyes the shrine of holiday I'm simply famished no taste like a dry rot why does he have nipples on his chin not like poop just one oh goody smashed link for the main course really good possessing such is the power of the Prince of Darkness that he can kill with a single look attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless unless link attacks with the sacred book consider Lupe the most dangerous of Gavin's minions with this Ruby I replace your soul did i voice actually you will obey I'm gonna have nightmares every month darling golly I spy get to the point just how many minutes we have left oh thank god okay I will not die Oh [Music] bye-bye see that's the power of using mspaint animations you know it's gotta use the erase tool and bye-bye at last you have the vision to find my house now you will see the sand crumb ease that prevent your approach to ganon Oh with many blessings No you must die your Bionicle with this three tweet a few to grow up with Bionicle oh my goodness once again join me link and I will make you a face the greatest and quarter die or else you will die no not into the pit Oh God thank you why'd you do that I just saved you from Ganon you did not we're done link Ganon is once again imprisoned come come look already Korra die is returning to harmony yeah birds are singing isn't it beautiful oh I did not pause on the screen I didn't notice what I was doing I what I just wanted to see the bird but I got this whole mic what is this Oh take it away take it away I like by time you make other hero of koridai I just bad for the kiss huh ha I won you won what we all lost in the end face of evil wanna gam-anon next maybe no maybe I don't know all I know right now is I need a nap I think about stuff anyway thank you a lot for watching I'll be kicking the order in a second so don't go anywhere oh my goodness this is helpful all right let's take out some of the work tonight let's see you're from a wall up all this again I I'm kind of a little sleepy so and I've been a little out of it tonight but ya managed to get by fine I guess let's see here anyway so let's check out some of the art from into the circus here's me hiding shame and here's early Mario just potting and Shaitan said Marty the early years that's actually a completely legitimate RoMac by the way it's I played a little off stream actually the other day and I had a good time with it not bad not bad but yeah thank you so much very nice from origami I can't make romhack so I made these little animations I guess it's a super Princess Peach but it's me I like that a lot the little 4 shelf of mushroom umbrella - that's awesome fantastic job thank you so much yeah very nice thank you yeah absolutely from walk see Joel will stream Metal Gear Joel announced at 29 for 17 in the video the stream to complete Metal Gear series that I did I said incomplete metal you're serious I said like maybe they MSX games not be all of them but maybe I I was very happy to hear that for Joel's Kauai face besides my metal gear quite drawing yeah there you go nice quiet I guess none of it specifically for me but very nice regardless but I will check out the original Metal Gear MSX games and we'll give them the full voice acting they require you know I can do Big Boss and I can do Solid Snake I can make Sutherland and you know David Hayter together you know and Otto Kahn who is little gear it's going to be great but thank you so much that's very cool for Fuuka senpai here's me tying a ponytail and don't I look cute I look cute as a button yes I do I can't say whatever I know if your hair is still long or not but here Joel ponytail will be a good [ __ ] your PS you pronounce my name 50 times better than Vinny does it worry what does Vinny say I need to I need to investigate this and he did be like how you can't say a name haha Vinny ha ha ha betcha gotcha ha ha I don't know how what is the right way to say your name fook fook assess Empire I guess I guess Vania sent kawaii goo enough like me right I'm I'm kawaii Sugoi oh I'm sorry I'm really targeting to get some coffee regardless here cool dark thank you so much thank you uh from Lady of the room dear Joel what the hell I thought it was going to be funny but it turned up pretty awesome you end up looking like some sort of Norse god of engines supposed to show that your weight or in yourself you're handsome as [ __ ] get out of here you put Google glass on a trash bag and that's me BAM even with Steve Buscemi ice war is held my son or morning it's pretty nice oh I like that a lot very nice thank you so much very nice org even with the Buscemi I saw not bad yeah really thank you from a beefcake llama actually was an animated piece of a little barks now this is like a vine sauce alien or something I don't know what it is but I like it hi you know strike here's some CDI stuff help here's uh where's Mario oh I see it's like a CDI granddad Mamma Mia little stanky and is that a tear on my t-shirt I yeah but it's not on the right I'm not sure but it is something and I like it from cool nerd 108 this is not lint that we need what but it's the link that we do Slynt I'm not sure but there there is the little boy let's see here what what is this I need to quickly check this oh and honey and history with okay III I'm not sure if this is art from me doll uh but here's a thing from melee Mario a meaner evil and he made a video where he talks about YouTube oops I guess my check out all fall stream it's it's 40 minutes on uh no [ __ ] way watch all that in in tonight but I'll check it out for sure but I like the tags to only the brave can be rescued rescue only the bread can rescue the kidnapped Prince I don't know what that is but it also has me I mean in tags I think so that's spicy so I'll check it out for sure from Stroheim he's a little more sheltered mushroom it's got a lot of vines on them to wipe that off very nice thank you from polka pants here here's a smug anime jewel versus Bank Bank bank Joe oh oh I couldn't decide which one I wanted to draw damn III I talked I forgot who I talk this to but uh I call the okay sign like a peace sign and they couldn't stop laughing at me hey Joel can you place two a full metal screen for your fans please okay ready [Music] [Music] brutal that's right Slayer got to beat once again it's pretty nice I like it smug anime jewel from dragontear here's the guy that was said to like it could the sculptor guy made again if you missed this he made a sculpt of a man that would like to survive any car crash and it looked so weird and I combined it with the shopkeeper and we got this so uh it's pretty nice it's pretty nice hmm from the mighty mighty sniff another one from my business ah the mighty mighty sniffs did this and here's a sneer solid I like it like I was holding it - very nice from a walnut see here here's accurate depiction of Joel based on feedback Arial totally me right now totally Oh looks great weird helmet beard ice element I'm sorry porcupine mushroom I like a tag silhouette very nice let's see here from cool nerd here's a close-up of link and he as scary as ever let me tell you well yeah from Minko 8000 Joel animation and the source are out check it out let's see here here here here we got them all here we got them all let's see what's all about I can't hear what's being said but what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing huh what the [ __ ] is very spicy video I I really like this one yeah it's pretty good uh and what the [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah this why never check out videos that was good I guess could've done without the ending though get in you know you're here so it's a zombie versus ambulance art okay get in and here's that Homer Simpson Tutera what me just me in the car and and Josie and oh my god I get it it's a bit of a joke joke but aged to perfection Spanky just like how I like it actually was pretty good i I didn't like it actually uh it was pretty good I ended up actually looking at the ending of his only versus the ambulance and the ending is so weird because it did they explained that like it was a giant maggot behind all the stuff for something like he was just so weird but uh yeah there you go from Matthew me here is me as a CD I think and looks pretty nice actually let me let me see that without the background look at that it is a vine Sauceda game would be hey I'm Joel I strayed bootlegs you need 15 rupees to pass black jest God would you play that game I have you collect 15 anvils and 35 bird eggs in order to pass my mace or something that's pretty nice here's a music thing let's check it out up what it boys what is this it's called a slayer raining blood needy more shoe mix is that much you want me here [Applause] and the people the uh I'll hear the solo I go I don't think I want you to go over very good very like that much very very very English right now you know it from drakon o32 here is a link from breath of the wild looking pretty cool not sure what it do with CDI but hey you know what and tell them relieve itself yeah it works but yeah very nice maybe maybe it's me I'm not sure but uh I'm actually going to play breath of the wild later when I make a I need to clear the palate FF ed but you know very nice thank you so much and for catnip yeah okay what I know what the [ __ ] this is I regret and Snoop Dogg I'm hmm I think I was talking about Little John yeah love little John love them if you're watching this little John come to my house anytime a free coffee on the house we can have you know play video games yeah talk about fun time yeah Little John you're always invited to my house and we can make some some cool keyboard tunes together you and I I love you but don't take that too seriously but yeah anyway that's the order for the night I will be back later on today maybe with godhand to finish it up I can't guarantee you that but hey I'll see regardless my friends my friends my beer my dear viewers that are watching this at unreasonable hours in the middle of night or in the morning in Sweden I don't know but regardless I wish you the best go sleep if you have to it's a Monday now I think it's Labor Day dough so some people have it off but I'm not sure regardless you should have a good sleep schedule you know but uh yeah if I missed York by the way should leave it on Twitter but yeah anyway I'm gonna go make some lunch and I'm gonna take a nap but I'm gonna see a lot of mice also hosted a puppy oh they say the worst voice too little is to sing for me ah no nobody's live you know dry axis directs live you are yet man it is dry accent channel is always dry axes take up on these things not not on a dry axis life damp well I guess I'm just forced to keep on streaming that no no no I don't know I know buddy Slavic moment so tell you what I'm going to do this instead if you haven't if you haven't already follow all the other vine sauce streamers what so you can see when they're live they're all really cool people you know I am one of many and they are all awesome and I highly recommend you all check them out anyway I am off for now might be back winter night I'll announce later on because I might be asleep in my coffin but and if it's not I'll see I need a coffee that's why I need anyway I'll see you around thanks a lot yeah the rest of this

Channel: Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams

Views: 197,621

Rating: 4.9493933 out of 5

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Id: zPXqmQVCtsU

Length: 153min 26sec (9206 seconds)

Published: Sun May 07 2017