[Vinesauce] Vinny - Spelunky (bep counter)

Oh [Applause] why don't we do a little spelunky right now some just just quick let's let's just for shits and giggles let's see how good I am after a year of not playing it I think this will be fun the walls are [ __ ] [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] hope she's okay down there tiki trap was gonna kill her she's dead I'm dead it was just here one frog two frogs red frog blue frog [ __ ] you frog no you know just dance dying dying every day don't worry about it ah [ __ ] goddamn [ __ ] spider [ __ ] [Music] Oh guys look at this [Music] okay this is gonna get shitty what'd I tell you about shitty again most of my progress was made on the Xbox version and there was a shotgun in there I know on the monster I sacrifice part as long as you stay the [ __ ] away from me shotgun we're good Jesus [ __ ] okay yeah I'm hoping this guy will [ __ ] kill himself on a tiki torch Wow just as I said that that was just there is no point for me to take that risk oh [ __ ] I keep forgetting that my throws are so [ __ ] powerful come on Dawg walk-in walk-in walk-in don't do that dog did the pug really goddammit dude I've only ever successfully done this like twice there's a shield yeah okay okay shopkeep alright this is not the [ __ ] time or place man we're in this together as humans as humans [ __ ] out of here shop Keith get the [ __ ] out of here give me my [ __ ] unpinch a lot I got him he's dead that was an amazing bomb that I was able to pull off there somehow I tried to get the gun and I couldn't pick it up that's a gun in the middle there that's a gun and instead I got booty blasted by purple by purple [ __ ] rings how about I just show you the worm level when you start a head like this you you lose some opportunities you won't be able to get to the black market for example haha alright this is gonna be cutting it real [ __ ] close really did I just find the black market by accident that was close you ready for some fart step best musical style fart step this shit's classic enough bombs for it to be a shotgun in one of those crates it's good to have a lot of bombs if you're gonna try to attempt the worm because you got to drain this [ __ ] in order to get the thing what just happened guys literally what happened I was not paying attention for one second and my character was stunned oh my god he's got a jetpack guys this is gonna get stupid [Music] but yeah well it a nice relaxing game to stream guys a nice relaxing game relaxing is the keyword that was so disappointing but this won't be watch I love that [ __ ] spiders [ __ ] spiders in any capacity not just video game spiders someone in chat just said shoutout to spiders whose feelings have been hurt you are important and I love you are you a spider there are two things that are not allowed in my chat room okay and the first is spiders the second our spider sympathizers and the third is if you have cone cone nipples like in the episode of Rick and Morty you can't have cone cone you learn nip nip Euler's that's bad I got spiders who are like in my place in my house right now who aren't paying rent just eating just just eating all the bugs that they can find just just you know didn't ask to move in there just here there lay oh hey bro I'd mind if I set up shop next to your [ __ ] chair so that when you sit down you feel me on your leg man I sure do love legs I would oh how centipedes can also eat up 15 massive [ __ ] to the [ __ ] head I would rather have a goose watch my stream and hang out with me a [ __ ] actual goose a horny goose then have to deal with like [ __ ] centipedes and spiders becoming friends and and like showing up for the streams like how dare you up there you become friends with spiders and centipedes and stuff what am I even saying at this point [ __ ] insane [ __ ] still alive there's a ghost coming now's not the time for vendetta's just because I stole everything you own [Music] that doesn't blow it up okay this is gonna be speedrun [ __ ] now macdougan got you hey there ghost we're gonna play this game are we he's gonna be fun mr. ghost got it [ __ ] that I'm leaving all right if I [ __ ] this run up someone smack me over confidence it's a slow and in cities killer get that guy's [ __ ] body out of here [Music] die there's two damage from that [ __ ] I didn't even need to be there what the [ __ ] was I doing now the alien ship is not worth the risk in my opinion it's it's I'm not confident there I'm not confident in my abilities I love that he literally just just ran off the level of soon as he got so mad that he had to run off the level this is a weapon I don't like to use it because it can really really and you can kill yourself with this weapon like super easy God really all this is torture there's the door though you have no idea how lucky I am that I just found that door like that right there that was about to get shitty that was that was a run ender guys this is the boss guys this is the final boss well not really final boss but you see the book its opening its mouth really rapidly right here right below here is the entrance to hell I have to use his head No [Music] an ice gun start that's pretty rare now look at that a machete - just throwing weapons up you feel the RNG feels bad for me but yeah you witnessed guys you witnessed a nearly flawless or not flawless but a really really quality run right there that was the potential for me to get to hell was high someone in chat said but Vinny you didn't need to go to hell URL you were already in hell truer words men truer words [Music] how cool was that guys how cool was that life by the power of Bath I live the sad thing is my mobility is so limited I have I have to use a rope otherwise on I [Music] boils we're gonna play a little base bill one care for the night this is the vine so smart and spelunky all right boys let's get this [ __ ] party started this is the vine sauce mod stop I'll stop I'll stop so Kerry okay not so serious made this mod and I've used this before and it's awesome so you'll see some vine sauce references it's it's a lot of fun really one of my friends last name is come and I'm not kidding but I'm not trying to be funny that's that's really his last name he knows we know it's yeah it is what it is anyway we're pretty much all over this except for today when the cookies were brought out he goes this is mama comes cookies and brownies now what he said that gotta be honest call me off-guard just a little bit just a little bit you know but I just I was like nah don't be stupid VIN no one else is laughing you you you've known this guy for years there's there's no there's no way this should be funny to you by now and it's it was like it still is it's spelled with a k I'm not gonna tell you exactly how it's spelled but it's weird it's not how you would expect it's it's definitely one of those things that you'd expect it to be like you know come I'm talking about it's spelled with a k and it's like really really weird but it's pronounced 100% come I'll leave it up to you you guys use your imagination but ya mama comes brownies that was the curse why is that still funny come on I got stuck to the wall my chilies you guys see that jet pack I see that jet pack [Music] that was a lot better than I expected it to go but very nice this jetpack is really good oh no no no no no no no no no oh no oh no did my shotgun get destroyed you bet and that is how you [ __ ] up a potentially good run did he die yet junkies bastard hey who's that is that Ralph you bet it is you Jokers look at this look it says [ __ ] it just says [ __ ] it's like not so serious new oh oh [ __ ] we extinguish the flames No if you need structures funky please spunky please you killed my dog monkey are you guys see that gun over there what kind of gun is that that's the web gun guys it shoots sticky webs okay that shopkeeper is gonna get killed at the Tiki good now this shopkeeper is also dead swap oh my god Jen look at look it down there look down there oh my god these people are [ __ ] insane they're crazy Ralph's got pizza [Music] oh god damn it but no no outs live live live okay alright alright alright that was that was [ __ ] insane that [ __ ] jet pack ran out of fuel and the parachute activated and scared the [ __ ] out of me in the process there's a guy that frequents a deli I go to right and he is just conversation even if you don't want it even if you're like you look like you're busy you're running out he will invite himself to have a conversation with you in other words you're his prisoner he is very strange very loud and he will talk to you about drugs he's like no man I did ecstasy and he laughs with dead eyes like he'll look at you and he'll start laughing and his eyes won't be like like he can laugh without moving his mouth or his eyes and this is what the laugh sounds like on one occasion I actually avoided going to my regular deli because it was the time he's usually there and I was like I cannot you know get in a conversation I want to hear about this guy's drug use I get it you did crack once that's a great story that you're telling a stranger I what if I was a cop I guess he doesn't give a [ __ ] anyway my go to a different deli nearby just to avoid him he's at the different deli I'm in a rush doesn't give a [ __ ] Oh harbour and then more [Music] okay we did it guys we're good [Music] do this again diaries of a mad country that's like the shopkeepers first novel this is first book it's not I might bomb my way down Oh what have I done it was going so well slams coins no I did I see I tend to hit my desk because it's just a good way to you know just relieve anger so that I don't want my Ungar to become max so I just yeah and there's coins on it so goddammit you know I had so many [ __ ] bombs last time and I had the thing to collect blood and I go in [ __ ] land on spikes one of the easiest obstacles to avoid you know like Josh down to - huh this is the famous one more try this is it right here you're witnessing it guys I am in bomb heaven right now yes one [ __ ] shot one kill wow that's yeah that damaged me that's cool okay stop reading the chat while you're playing just be lucky or at least not while there's a bat flying at you VIN that's stupid stupid don't be stupid [Music] I was just gonna destroy the Tiki trap and then I realized the bomb is gonna blow up the altar what an idiot I am holy [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh now I only hear in the left in my right ear guys and now I just lost audio completely life is good life is grand and stick your head into the sand Oh audios back beautiful beautiful ba this is grant this is good psychic presence which means a free jet pack but it also means easy death you guys like death because I'm about to die oh yeah audio stop it oh god this is insane I just unplugged a device from the audio jack what the [ __ ] stop I would love to hear what's happening right now it's distracting me so much that I'm afraid I'm gonna lose so yeah I got no sound in my headphones at all this run is almost over are you still angry please don't be angry it's just a prank bro it's just a prank I didn't see that my god do you guys see this did you see that that exit it was like why dear God why yep that's the boss its Ralph now I just lure him over here and then ride him like he wants to be ridden come on Ralph I know how long you've been waiting for love well boy if I got love for you [Music] welcome to hell my friends and I don't just mean vine sauce you see this do you see that skies do you see this I don't even see hug bro or anyone so we'll just keep going let's just keep going I see damsel I don't know if it's real damsel or succubus damsel but look at this [ __ ] look at this crazy [ __ ] nonsense gotta use the bomb on the Tiki trap and I only got half of it but that's good enough [Music] welcome to Yama's throne everyone hey there there bad friend [Music] that's not good [Music] okay no no hey no hey now I did it he's dead I killed him you heard the door open we killed each other it's a tie I have another story about the condensation guy about Road guy that I will be revealing shortly it's a good one oh it is a good one Mike told us that some of the stories from that guy are so bad that if you told us you could legally get sued is this true I don't know all of his stories I always wondered why did we bring but why are you people hanging out with this dude like no one in our group seemed to like Road guy but people would bring him around and people would hang out with him and it was just baffling to me I never understood it he was a close talker that would hijack conversations talk about roads for two hours and how roads suck and they need to be fixed it was just an endless nightmare of a piss and vinegar from this dude and none of it was interesting and then you find out like how horrible of a friend he is and it's just you know no I'm good so Road guy I don't know too much about them but if you remember the condensation story that's Road guy I have a new story to one scorpion get over here you [ __ ] you piece of [ __ ] you massive [ __ ] dildora come here dildora that's too damn oh there was a character there you [ __ ] Road guy decided that he needed to get oil for his car like pretty late and so my friend who was sick was like alright fine he was like art it'll be a five minute ride no problem so they get oil and then Road guys like we should go to the beach and he's like wait a minute I told I don't want to go to the beach but he's like no no no no we're going so we're gonna go to the beach he'll be great and then they went to some beach in New Jersey that took them about you know 45 minutes to an hour to get to so they go to this Beach my friend has no interest in going to this Beach yet there he is on his way to a beach with road guy and he's sick he said he was literally kidnapped by this guy so he literally as my friend put it he kidnapped him Road guy kidnapped him to take him to a beach at night while he was sick simply so he could I don't know go to the beach so they get to the [ __ ] beach and my friend does not want to walk in the sand and rogue Isaac why not why don't you want to walk in the sand alright maybe he didn't sound exactly like dazed I don't know how he sounded but he said well why not my friends like well I don't want to get sand in my shoes you know I I by the time we get home I don't want to be walking around with [ __ ] sand in my shoes and I want to you know enjoy my night and and not have sand road guys I fine fine fine you don't you don't need to come you don't need to come to the sand so they're walking like kind of ones on the sand road guys on the sand the other ones not and later like road guy said he he heard a [ __ ] a coyote he was like that was a coyote so first it was he heard a coyote then it was he saw a coyote and my friend who is kidnapped for this excursion literally has no recollection of any coyote neither were there coyote noises nor a visible coyote but the story that rode guy tells is that there was a coyote that my friend missed he didn't see it because he was too [ __ ] to walk on the sand and then after I lent the argument about coyote noise that probably and most likely didn't happen they went back I took about a 45-minute trip to get back and then that was it that was the end of it could you believe this guy you know they weren't that far apart so there's no way one of them could have heard a coyote and the other one didn't so that in and of itself is as dubious to me just the nature of this coyote existing in and of itself is dubious but then you kind of think about like well okay what is actually going on here like is there coyote or is this guy just trying to make him feel guilty that he didn't walk on the sand and I think you have your answer if you if you do that but I loved it I loved the idea like no no there was a coyote you just didn't see it [Music] oh well she's dead I ain't did not mean to do that now I can use her dead body Oh God that sounds weird that sounds real bad out of context it's not going where you think it is guys don't worry I got Damon I killed her again okay this is gonna be interesting see I want to get hug bro hug bro oh my god how many bombs am I wasting to get the pug bro you better be worth this [ __ ] pug bro and pug bro is now in the water I am not having luck with rescuing things today am i someone to Chad you said Vinny playing this playing like this is causing some major problems for my Vinny the fireman fantasy huh you know how about this I have a great idea let's pretend that I never read that out loud and everything's gonna be fine okay I have two bombs which if we're lucky will be enough to get to the black market it's nearby I can hear it this might be just enough nope la [ __ ] look at it I missed the black market by one bomb I need the red frog if I can get the red frog over here guys not my day not my day you may find yourself my friend had a barbecue tonight and there is a fire pit and it's in my shirt my existence my lungs smell like like fire just just burnt [ __ ] like driftwood goddamn it it's seriously the smell of fire is so incredibly like heavy on me right now it's kind of manly to be honest there you go well I just contributed to the fireman fantasy for whoever opened what is this fireman fat [ __ ] what is this fireman fantasy that you have you need to you know you need to explain this now right because now there's a lot of us that are curious and I'm especially curious please explain in great detail all right save a few details do I just like put out fires with my dog but look how does this work it's pretty self-explanatory man all right I'm done I don't want to know any further you got it I can pick our damage I tried to save bug bro and it cost me my life I can't believe I got killed because I tried to save the dog that is heartbreaking and I'm totally altruistic because I tried to do that last run we have 40 bombs and I'm going to try to conserve the bombs and there's a lot more down there that is a beautiful sight guys let me tell you something now I just have to keep my cool keep my [ __ ] together and not jinx the run which I often do by saying things like I have to keep my cool and keep my [ __ ] together this is this is an example of be real careful because this is this is now a run that has some potential and I'm feeling good about it and there's our friend with the staff the staff of kill and kill yourself inton okay now remind me never to press the button to use this thing ever guys you want to see luck that's luck right there don't kill me okay I'm alive and I made a horrible noise that I subjected you all to and I'm so sorry for that let's play it safe guys let's play it safe let's not [ __ ] around huh I have a lot of bombs okay that was that was pretty scary I was pretty [ __ ] scary I'm not go wish me luck everyone well now now Ralph is stuck I'm sorry that was my pet vulture bad Bart did ever find out about the sloth what's the sloth okay why what do you mean what's what's what is the sloth go to the menu click on the pug damn soul a hundred about a thousand hundred times where you mean the main menu this was a gift this was a gift from the gods guys this is gonna be a good run I'm gonna take it with utmost caution and care as I get hit by a spider immediately oh my [ __ ] god sloth bro this game has been out for how many years and I've not heard about sloths bro there's sloths bro we have enough bombs I don't want to be to want and wanton guys wanting it how's that for a word I don't want to be too wanton with the bombs ah [ __ ] I'm sorry slug I think there's a curse guys I think there's a sloth bro curse it's good I almost [ __ ] myself pretty hard there I'm wasting bombs but it's worth it you are so [ __ ] lucky sloth bro you have no idea how lucky you are what the frog almost ended this run it's there oh yes [ __ ] yes [ __ ] yes but I have no bombs you [ __ ] you you you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare don't you dare eggplant eggplant eggplant wizard [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah well how's that for a [ __ ] horrible horrible start immediately boomerang here we go Morty just me and you what a horrible horrible [ __ ] situation that was running gun gamer says Vinnie do you have any tips for getting through high school that could last an entire stream okay look you want legit advice don't let all the negative [ __ ] and the stupid people change you for the worse let them change you for the better it's not about how well you can avoid the punches it's about how well you can roll with them don't let it affect you for the rest of your life let understand that that's what high school is it's shitty it sucks but you know you can't let something like that turn you into a bitter cynical person because that'll just that's you did they won everything you know it's just eight one and then you're an [ __ ] so don't do that oh yeah and do your homework too right that's another good one yeah don't forget don't forget about that then stop making me cringe with the spider battle what the [ __ ] does that even mean I don't think you think that word means what you think you think it means I beat the spider that's you mean clench I'm seeing that word like overused a lot lately if I didn't take a single hit from that spider battle cringes the new hip trendy word to say now you know what yeah I guess so that's what everyone's saying that's fine I forgive you if you met clench it's fine don't worry about it bro see now I'm saying [ __ ] bro I read somewhere that saying bro an ironic Lee is the new saying bro ironically is the new sang bro on ironically I don't know what that means I haven't been able to go that deep yet I lose it at level two like I get as far as the second level of that and then I just give up I just confused everyone everyone is confused simultaneously myself included [Music] let us focus now on spelunky yet again oh my god I was a lucky [ __ ] shot the thing that that really don't know oh no no no no [ __ ] you bad bat please [ __ ] please just barely made it look at that [ __ ] yes yes guys I want to I want to cosplay as Pequod and I want to have over a loudspeaker while I helicopter my way into comic-con I didn't say I wanted a helicopter my dick no no [ __ ] off oh my god oh my god no no no no no no show you what I do to yetis that [ __ ] with me he just ruined the run cuz that now I can't now I can't go to hell I'm gonna go to the mother ship guys [Music] all right see you later no aliens left alive that's my motto right now my name spoke not can I kill alien yeah that's cool [Music] do not kill my sloth sloth is alive oh no I wasn't quick enough damn it so this this is kind of what I like to call I don't know if my heart can take anymore oh my god that's a lot of spike trap what the [ __ ] it's a lot of dart traps all right I take damage from the spider [Music] ah I'm okay boys Jesus sweet Jesus pop-pop but up up up but up bump up but I'm pum pum here comes the muffin man the muffin what is wrong with me one's dead alright I can kill the other just need a good shot yeah there it is I need another one one more of those fire yes it's very danger call it's very danger you know what I gotta I cannot do the Rick Grimes voice while I play this because whenever I do Rick Grimes voice things start to go bad it like without fail without [ __ ] fail I know what's gonna happen I saw it I saw Satan [Music] whoa right right right right right above me yes I want to avoid above me oh so I want to try just said Vinny you're addicted to video games yeah no [ __ ] no [ __ ] did I just managed to do you guys might see it ghosts death in a second holy [ __ ] you guys have no idea how hard I'm clenching and and sweating Wow Jesus Christ I've had times where I would enter an area of the ice world and within two seconds I would be dead because there is a UFO above me that would explode what the [ __ ] is this still knocked out in slow motion amazing now I have to live basically there's no more dying here no more dying I cannot die now I have to live [Music] [Music] are you like that almost death stress level over ten thousand one more run have I ever dug a pony I've rolled a stony one more kind of wish I didn't leave my [ __ ] shotgun down there but [Music] [Music] I didn't know monkeys could steal live bombs hello monkey fella he Carl what you mean involved a bank a monkey car trouble by Carl call you're talking [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] okay Jesus Christ this is where I can [ __ ] around a little bit it's gonna be completely daring and do stupid [ __ ] how's that for stupid [ __ ] that was almost bad the ghost was right [ __ ] there [Music] that's not good that's not good that's not good that's not good that's not good get the [ __ ] out of there [Music] I need a minute just give me a second okay come here rough walls come on no no no no you you [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] this is fine really [ __ ] are you doing in hell man that might be legit bug bro yeah three house three health this is not a good amount of health [Music] I did it things could still go wrong make no mistake just kidding gonna get all this stuff and I'm gonna get the [ __ ] out of here it took me like two years to do it again but I did it three years almost three and now we have some Swank music fireworks and fruity juice it was because you believed in the power of friendship I don't really remember how to play this game very well so don't expect don't expect too much from me yep like I said like I said if anyone bets on my success you are very very very severely misguided hug bro really [Music] sorry pug bro Oh spud Rose still alive oh now I killed him [ __ ] no audio oh man who bet on the shopkeeper here to make a lot of money the spider is still coming after me there we go all right got the sticky stuff I got the sticky mayonnaise plug bro save the day oh no no but you have to be mate I'm gonna save bug bro and then I'm gonna get the fruity juice I thought I bought I thought I purchased invest in shopkeeper coin it's gonna be off the charts man my spelunky skills have just left my body this alter is good for sacrifice that was lame yeah a pug bro took the damage that's fine pug bro can take a bit of a beating 5 6 4 3 yeah right [Music] forgot that you can damage yourself with the key oh and the arrow takes away two of my health you didn't see that chat I didn't just create bad karma for myself okay people are betting that I'm gonna die in the mines most people are betting mines I'm gonna play extra well alright I'm gonna make sure you [ __ ] lose your money Vinny are you smoking in this game or is that a toothpick that is that is smoking yes because I still smoked when this was made it is free real estate that's correct can I ask you guys a question when did I first butter free real estate because I know some people claim that's their favourite thing but I don't oh god damn it I don't remember where I first said it it's a Tim and Eric what was their context man here I was thinking this whole time that that was me that invented free real estate [ __ ] I really didn't know that I didn't you know it's free real estate we're giving you land it's free we're giving you a house it's real estate free this is free real estate you gotta bring furniture but the house is free two bedrooms no rugs you unlock the door to your free house we got you the real estate it's a two bedroom house it's free it's got a pool in the back real estate I'll pee my pants just come get you I stole my stole the meme totally stole it dude I came out by the shotgun however I can kill the shopkeeper it's free real estate Vincent Vaughn sauce proprietor of stolen memes and free real estate there you go I didn't die what you thought I was gonna die everyone's poor now you're junkies bastard okay let's let's hope the black market is somewhere around here do you see what I just did that is the stupidest thing I could have done I think I missed the black market Vinnie everything good are you my deli guy Vinnie's deli guy in chat just says you disgust me but what you're not the real deli guy real deli guy says how's everything the [ __ ] are you [ __ ] are you I'm gonna do something very silly I'm gonna do the UFO but no one had me dying at the UFO [Music] [ __ ] I forgot about that it's very real estate nobody absolutely nobody got it nobody twice in a row your flat chat your flat [Music] no hug bro cannot be saved I'm sorry chat okay well not all hope is lost I have a jetpack I've got a shotgun I've got a pug bro I've got a friend I got a good boy by my side we're gonna go to the worm because [ __ ] it so this is this is this is awful locking bets changing 500 that was a painful last death I knew that the worm was gonna give me problems but I guess I just didn't I didn't feel that the worm was going to give me problems I'm really really going to put my full attention into this round of spelunky I say as I take spider damage to the face [Music] oh the King dog shows what just owns everything old is new again that's that's an old vine sauce meme that's why the shopkeeper says you junkies you gotta be gotta be [ __ ] [ __ ] me oh my god I've never seen that happen before all that was that was just plain awful that was the worst thing ever that was soul-crushing otherwise up until that moment this run was going splendid and we were talking about old memes and having a good time and then that I'm gonna avoid the worm I'm gonna play it smart I'm not gonna do mothership or warm clearly I can't handle those in my state my current state of rustiness rusty [ __ ] there you go there's another old one patron saint of vine sauce [Music] I made a pretty interesting noise huh what was that noise yeah I just look I didn't notice it I didn't I didn't notice it oh that was a really good one it's a mortal combat fatality it's like you know what someone poured acid directly onto my throat ah oh you [ __ ] harmonious J with the big 556 that I'm going to actually complete this run bless your heart bless your misguided trust in me welcome to blue tonyia so well fire dude goodbye hug bro I am so sorry I did not know that was going to happen chat I swear to God I have no bombs no rope blackmarket is here ghost killed me that's fine mr. mr. Leung ki I'm not feeling so good this is really good a jetpack and this many bombs I don't want to [ __ ] this up oh come on now alright alright well you know what [ __ ] the shit's [ __ ] to shopkeep and [ __ ] the shotgun [ __ ] em [ __ ] em our one shopkeep is already dead we don't even hear the music he just yelled you're junkies control keys number one request for new spelunky sequel is new shopkeep music yep we have 30 seconds there we go no no no no come on come on come on come on stay in stay in there get in there and stay in there yes thank you I had no choice I had to leave the shotgun behind this is gonna be a fun black market me with one bomb [Music] oh my god the helper holy [ __ ] to help her yes all that was awesome Thank You helper the [ __ ] dude revolted against his shopkeeper owner all right I'm gonna waste a whole lot more bombs down this way really game [ __ ] really where it word in balls-to-the-wall mode now Oh No why did it have to be aliens yep that's those are the things that I don't want to be around mind bagels watch out for the mind bagels I've never heard them called mind bagels and I love that thank you whoops I wasn't there I I purposefully did not tell people what was going on that you have to take a death there because I just I just wanted people to [ __ ] their pants a little bit I [ __ ] my pants enough when I play this I wanted to share the set the feeling a bit that was a bit of a pant [ __ ] oh my god I forgot about [Music] it's Ralph time here he is beautiful king of the blue tones please no all right I know oh this is this is what happens and again zero bombs against Olmec I don't think I've ever done Olmec without bombs someone in chat said I have no idea what to vote for this time I could die in the caves like now or I could make it to [ __ ] hell who knows [Music] my intention was to whip the arrow which you can do you can actually you can whip the arrow midair okay I'm sorry about that everybody Wow well thank God for that thirty bombs all right now I'm going to be extra careful during this run you know what has to happen chat it must be done [Music] Kharma ghost get the [ __ ] out of here all right huh what there's a sacrifice I don't even think I've ever seen that happen before [Music] yeah I panicked I had time to shoot but I didn't like acknowledge what the [ __ ] was happening until it was way too late unlocked a new character and instantly killed him Joel I unlocked Joel since shot him he's dead now sorry you know the very least I could try to finish a run even with even with all that health you can still die I also once I died in the black market might my optimism and determination just left my body please work dirty [ __ ] junkies junkies hey I didn't do the trick right [Music] cool cool big spied yeah big spied yeah I [Music] thought my spelunky instincts had returned but I guess I pissed them from my inner balls no no my shotgun this dopey a shopkeeper is gonna blow himself up where he's gonna blow me up that's fine - that's fine - oh my god oh my god frog frog frog do you have any idea do you have any idea what kind of [ __ ] heart problem you're putting me through please don't die Oh heart palpitations the game wish I could enjoy the cool music in this game and not [ __ ] shopkeeper music what oh man oh man am i nervous right now [Music] and we made it to hell and I still have to worry about the shop Keith can you [ __ ] believe it how did you get to hell [Music] [Music] one person bet scorpion and that was the top bet me ha Rome you hang on Maharaja that right like as per the deal we had I [Music] hate that music so much I can't I can't deal with it alright I did some live game editing live modding let's see if I didn't break everything it worked [Music] good choice too right it's a little loud though question is whether or not I want to save the Pug Lagoona battle music from Final Fantasy no no no no it's fine Final Fantasy eight good good [Music] there's a new band from Australia happening right now guys King weenus and the funky penis hilarious I know I know what you're thinking wow that's fun wouldn't the stream be better like without commentary though then this is what you're thinking right now very proud of myself these are my instinctual thoughts that enter into my brain while I play this video game nothing's ever gonna top king cannoli on the unholy ravioli though he's dead Jim he's not dead there's another one oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] Triforce acquired jet pack jet pack [ __ ] jet pack is down there okay [Music] well the the soothing sound of farts calms my nerves knife did I miss the knife it's in the acid oh oh I see it I see it I see it I wasn't the knife when you guys said go to the acid for some reason I thought that that spike area was previously acid and I thought that the gold was the knife yep yeah twice twice I got hit by the spider the [ __ ] is wrong with me notice I'm complaining more I say what's wrong with me in relation to me getting hit by the spider but not in relation to how I do a [ __ ] tanky Winky voice every time I take damage in this game right totally focused 3:00 a.m. Vinny is 100% focused so you don't want to bid on anything stupid like a shop key for anything too soon like a cave bat because I'm gonna make it to hell today boys you're sounding more and more like a real streamer van actually the joke's on me I'm already in hell our clothes how the [ __ ] do you guys watch this slop that gives you gas okay this is gonna be there's gonna be the one going straight to hell go straight to hell boys Wow [ __ ] go one more dice we're going straight to hell just one more run I bet my reaction was fun for a lot of people [Music] [Music] [Music] or you can tuck that has never happened to me before I've never been sniped by an arrow trap like that from off screen that is some [ __ ] hot garbage that's good enough for me as long as it's a good game are you kidding me no I'm not kidding myself Oh black market is here it's not here [Music] I see it now and I ran out of bombs [ __ ] there goes all my health and all bubbles [ __ ] oh my god one person got snail who got snail let me see Sara file got snail are you serious dude it was Tiki oh whoops so I may have [ __ ] up the payout seriously though really sincerely I'm really really sorry about your fake internet money that you're betting with right now where's my [ __ ] money buddy I don't have it where the [ __ ] is my money Benny please huh what are you doing Chris are you you [ __ ] why are you selling drugs Danny you're not my [ __ ] mother all right [Music] that was a mistake it's my [ __ ] money Danny you're garbage garbage yes you are the one who is garbage I need the key okay good that solves that problem you know you could just plug it in and get in first what am i doing no what am i doing stop why did I leave the shotgun oh there's gonna be a little less conversation a little more action this round oh and another no I'm good I'll [ __ ] I need that jet pack [Music] good [ __ ] Vinnie good [ __ ] here we go you're ready locking the bets all men someone did a 1690 bet that I'm gonna die in the mines what have I done to give you such little faith come on [Music] are you kidding me I got knocked out by my own shotgun hey Vinny can you stream the jungle part of spelunky I don't take requests live on stream not having a good day then where do I begin with Smash Mouth I'm not even kidding listen to flush you mang it's an actually good album and then listen to Astro Lounge ass troll Onge which of course has everyone's favorite song on it you know which one Road man road men seating in that road Devine the dude who bet on the mines oh I'm sorry is this new content maybe just fulfilling a requests this is just a stream request oh man I love knocking myself out with my bombs okay I'm okay missing the black market definitely ruined my mojo hey Fred Oh Herry [Music] that was cute what that noise I made do you know what that noise actually was that was a turtle having sex still cute you know what don't answer that good haul 76 bombs Triforce fallout 76 bombs what does it mean so yeah if I [ __ ] this up then I should probably just never play spelunky again I love all the chat members that freak out now any freak outs will be completely justified Jesus Christ my palms this game can still evoke an emotional response [Music] you you [Music] I've seen things you people wouldn't believe [Music] time to die but wait - blah sorry ah [ __ ] [ __ ] there's a jetpack in there [ __ ] it's about to suck my dick do you know that video Josh about to blow my dick the way I said [ __ ] wasn't accidental one of those I'm gonna play I'm gonna play this shop keeps game come on [Music] do that I wonder how many people here are even remotely aware of secret FL Chen know what I don't want it to be a secret anymore let me show you should go mental so that's um that's secret FL Chen that's that's a default visualizer oh no spelunky just crashed the [ __ ] ah come on well what does that count for death by anime huh speed oh my god [ __ ] [ __ ] this game this is gonna be the one though I'm feeling this one definitely what if the one run that I was going to succeed was the one that crashed because of FL Chen and now every other run that I do is totally cursed just curious who here in chat has the best dog in the world I'm just wondering I know it's definitely one of you they're all the best everyone is winning bets everyone is winning bets everyone's betting on shopkeep and everyone is right one more one more just a couple of weeks ago I got to hell and now I can't make it in the mines all right locking locking the stream or nut the stream the bets if only there was a way I could have FL Chan on screen at all times without spelunky crashing just for encouragement it has to happen Chad I'm sorry has to happen it's okay it's only one damage welcome to spelunky where the hitboxes don't matter back ya luck is not really on my side today but hey look we finally did it the jungle level meaning everyone who everyone is going to lose money now look at this the game really wants me to sacrifice dogs just take some damage alloy that's fun now I can begin to heal run may be saved and I still haven't pissed off any of the shopkeepers yet this is a haunted black market yes it is I can't buy it cannot afford okay I have to do I have to make some moves terrible mistakes were made that was so [ __ ] stupid it's Beach chief there is nothing left to do but gamble for climbing gloves yeah I guess nothing was accomplished except me that fishing myself with an arrow I hate this game that's all I got you

Channel: Captain Weeks

Views: 193,951

Rating: 4.9218631 out of 5

Keywords: vinesauce, vinny, vinesauce vinny, spelunky, bep, bep counter, funny, loud, stream, highlights, stream highlights, vine, pc, mrcountermax, spelunky pro hud, spelunky vinesauce mod, vinesauce spelunky, captain weeks

Id: bWIQtMlWRq8

Length: 79min 8sec (4748 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 06 2018