[Vinesauce] Vinny - Super Mario RPG compilation

no no no no no no we're not starting it like that hi welcome early stream Super Mario RPG it's finally time you know him well and you know his smell it's just a file name all right in that case in that case we need to be Dario Dario Dicky Oh dick oh I may have stolen this from James don't let bowser bruise you Mario Mario I don't know how to do a bouncer voice I never did what was that sound oh it's a chain reaction did you think I was just gonna give her to you you're always in my way this is it I'm gonna take you out Mario Mario I'm your father Mario's dead now by the way the mushroom deck there's famous items odd to place your item this is you know people are gonna watch this ah Mario RPG stream I'm gonna love this and then they hear me do the toad voice and then they just leave they're like yeah I think I'm good I don't think I want to watch this guy stream again but I'll tell you what have you ever lent a player's guide out to someone and it came back crusty it's pretty much the worst thing ever [Music] maybe not crusty necessarily maybe like just juicy like I've had oily guides given back to me what were they doing I don't want to know someone has a toad Marge Simpson toad Marge Simpson emote it's a combo of toad and Marge Simpson how the [ __ ] do you have that specific emo Mario RPG [Music] hey hey do you know what this is frozen City no one stands a chance against you and you'll want them with this can I kill toad now my favorite activities jumping on toad heads and going for a ride with them mario has logged in this is a frog close-up of Melo now this is a frog on drugs I know boosters weakness I know I know that you got to just like nibble on his testicles a little bit that's his weak point it says so in the guide oh wait no that was written in crayon and blood no that's that's different my friend put that there a few years ago when it came back crusty and oily it says chew on boosters dick like a dog would chew on a bone to do maximum damage to booster yeah that's definitely yeah that's that's definitely not a part of the guide I'd like to apologize on behalf of the BBC for the preceding statement mentor the ouch one big number one mallow with the big one hey that's the wallet park crocodile asleep from me well that's cool what's going on here whoa okay oh wait they're tired of being told that they can't bounce they want to be hardcore but their mom's won't let them [Music] what oh god there's a thing inside of it there's another living being inside of this treasure chest does this guy finishes any games he starts nope nah man no i'ma show you really guy and then I'll stop him can he say something funny but please do I'll do whatever pleases you Paul McCartney whatever please with you check stirred hog yo you can't do that on stream that's one of the band things I'm pretty sure twitches band games that go for [ __ ] like that stick for a body head full of straw give me your scarecrow rah rah rah what scro funk scro what ups crow face grow it's me your neighborhood friendly below way what the [ __ ] I don't remember being a scarecrow in this game what that was scary no more scroll hello my name is below all right and there's a silent T in there what can I get you today scro you want a cool drink called the scroll funk now lo what are you doing you dope ah man I'm really not good at choosing the right barrel really not good at choosing the right barrel got it this time I got it damnit I didn't get it I didn't get it again there's always gonna say there's no way three times in a row okay I am resetting a bunch but I had the guide good on ya Saints preserve you oh that's a great one you [ __ ] bastard fish [ __ ] are you really please Super Mario sauce hello my boy I've kept this from you until now but you're not a tadpole say what there's nothing in there Luigi Oh Mario I must be cracking up or something I mean but it's the melody I've been looking for oh wait Saurav ski is Russian thank you for the inspiration please take this as a token of my gratitude Alto card if I ever need help with my compositions again I'll look for you here until then not you [Music] coin is [ __ ] the coin is [ __ ] so why is that coin [ __ ] jack let's go out here mallow learns psychopath the zetas is that okay somehow metal gear set nice condom oh my god that's a condom and it's dropping juice onto Mario music juice hello it's me Santa Claus Mario I could type into the house into the jiminy I take a look at you when you sleeping oh oh that's a nice Mario's are gonna have a lot of gifts for you [Music] you know Mario was stole hey how you doing kids is me Mario check out my cartoon you missed wait what what I saw that hit I even heard the noise it was like me getting hit with a [ __ ] red shell at Mario Kart it's dead double book double dot ripple also I analyzed the footage so I analyzed the footage of something right and I want you to understand my frustration on the on this thing that happened because because I feel I was cheated out of a victory let us go frame-by-frame for a moment ok so I would have been in third maybe then then a shell but you'll notice the show misses me completely what wait a minute now the shell is behind me however there's an impact animation back into the left back and to the left you see it it goes past me back and to the left back and to the left well regardless you get the idea right watch what happens next [Music] hey it's me Gino come to my cheesesteak place got the cheesesteaks made from a real doll yep real doll made made the cheesesteak made with real doll parts and in doll hands that needed the dough of the cheesesteak bread clearly clipping the wheel oh I see I see well I choose not to believe that so you know sorry sorry about your reality here but I believe in reality all right maybe it's it's kind of touching the wheel a little bit maybe a little bit but not not enough to buck that's photoshopped that's photoshopped mods get them out get them out [Applause] happy I am yeah look look at that expressions when they unfreeze they do this dirty like statues yeah more practice do I need the good leg food what what disturb me you must not practicing I am more arrows must I shoot more statues I must I make yeah kunia yeah nice Ted Wolsey words he got there Guney aha the way things stand yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore I think this is for the best I'm on Team sword right now because if people could get whatever the [ __ ] they wish for this would be chaos people will be getting mushroom jobs and not doing any work I'm but it's hard to pronounce so call me Gino after the dal Gino who is searching for the pieces of the star road joins Mario and mallow definitely looking up my Morgan Freeman voice is just getting worse and worse at without any practice no so important the secret to the shooting stars has been unraveled find the star pieces and bring peace back to the mario world it's not even Morgan Freeman anymore it's not even close to Morgan Freeman I got a new OC at least Morgan Freeman Gord Gordon Gorgon Gorman Freeman Ben Freeman Froebel the Beagle Fiegel awesome bro hey mate step right up ten coins to do some gum bumping how about this terrible accent you know the rules it's easy if we stand in the middle oh oh I hear is me as you can ready go whoops yeah I'm pretty [ __ ] good at this minigame don't you agree they're [ __ ] Lord well no oh god almighty on upon the planet earth god did you see what did you see did you see I was like two frames away from hitting that [ __ ] thing yeah let's just chase goombahs now that I can't yeah okay all right mr. mole we need to reset you need to reset now you know you got you gotta reset between the two wait really so you're saying I didn't get the other hidden on that let's see ah [ __ ] nice good job lights [ __ ] up timing there so they just okay then cool [ __ ] enemies yep mallow has the power of annoyance with those symbols he just annoys his enemies until they die which is also my power [Music] ah [ __ ] no mode-7 oh god oh god oh god alright [ __ ] oh this is gonna be a pain in the ass isn't it son world record world record attempt oh [Applause] [Music] it's happening anymore well you found dynamite and a star peace but where is toadstool if you need anything don't be a stranger now y'all be headed back to the mountain after fixing the roof sorry come back here mr. beetle don't you want to come to boosters and play yeah don't run away we just want to play we'll take good care of you like they said okay mr. beetle don't you dare touch that beetle it's a present for booster that's right just hand it over nice and easy like they said or we won't be your friend really really likes beetles but he can't catch his own that's right he's busy keeping the princess from the sky entertained so we're catching beetles for him so hand it over that's right pretty please Oh quick catch it catch it a fish inside an artichoke sounds artificial to me Mott's you know what to do Oh sir it's such a nice place so I missed my fortress mom it's the good old days toadstool screaming in terror Mario rushing in to save her oh geez it's Mario oops okay okay calm down don't let him see you like this hey hey Ben no not like that Johnny Rock told in each more confidence you what are you doing here if toadstool were at my castle waiting to be rescued she'd be crying like a baby a voice it's toadstool I thought she got away but she's been stuck here well I guess I'll be returning to my castle now out of my way shorty Morty Morty what you're still here there look on your face I get it out out of my way shorty yeah I'm a piece of work ain't I all this power and good looks oh I know I know you're thinking a big strong guy like him would be great to have along right mmm I'm gonna do something I may regret later are you joining the couplet rope you can thank me later [Music] spook 'im remocon and/or abuse her are all right or abuser looks like some kind of futuristic sex device for the oculus the oculus [ __ ] oculus like you plug it into your USB slot and it [ __ ] you based on what another or abuser across the country is doing Vario booster the third spook oops or attending to his pictures normally I welcome visitors to play with me am i sniffles however a girl fell out of the sky into my lap recently so sit up and I no longer have time to play so please enjoy yourself at your own risk lettuce the voice just happened I don't know I only have a few voices I do my best it's turned into that oh I maced [Music] found a masher and now Mario's got terminal 12 but was they saying oh yeah Elvin he he was fake Elvis but his voice was James Brown James Brown it was James Brown's voice oh I was like wait a minute what the [ __ ] is this the Mario Brothers Super Show cartoon it was so shitty there were some genuinely good entertaining episodes but there are so many animation errors so many weird moments really bizarre writing spaghetti with no sauce on it you're gonna show you something it's not this pizza so they go to like some dudes house and he's got a machine that turns everyone into Ringo the by the way the Beatles in this cartoon are not voiced by the Beatles just some Rando who get their voices completely wrong except Ringo who's kind of like a parody [Music] [ __ ] music video [Laughter] that was laughing out loud so hard what I saw this last night I don't think I've ever seen this episode and it's just you know the Beatle music is all there which is cool just just whack him on the ass real quick get him in the machine and he turns into a baby or perhaps not yet a baby not yet a boy toddler see if I remember the order of the paintings here [Music] hmm [Music] the up turns out my memory is is quite good [Music] oh [ __ ] when I remember things hard enough it sounds like I'm turning pages [Music] that's not the case at all what I wasn't even know that was the wrong one also Ringo's quote in the Beatle cartoon after every like episode and everything happens Ringo you know plays like The Fool but his quote is yeah every episode that's his catchphrase [Music] thanks booster they gaze into each other's eyes Mario she's a bit shy look the other way William okay you could turn around now she says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite at a booster so yeah she wants to help us stir up a little trouble this chump is now pregnant [Music] seesee thank you for the sub even though you're a mod you don't have to sub but I understand why you do it it's for the dank emotes I get it did you just acknowledge the sub I know it's crazy right it's telex that unsubbed so I acknowledge the sub unsubbed the end is the end times are near folks vide acknowledge the sub the end times are near it's over black haze ality just subbed and said don't ever shout me out thanks all right I don't feel free to unsub now zoom shoes what a zoom shoes speed up this is my god that hurt no that one didn't hurt I'm kidding that's fine what should we do boosters returning isn't he I know hide somewhere and wait until he opens the door you can't move freely behind the curtains good luck hiding from booster and his sniff it's boss shouldn't we be concentrating on the girl well my wedding ceremony would make a great party well you drink punch this cake I think watch dusk however can muster a little dirt let's walk through it once rehearsal time we will now begin the ceremony walk down the aisle with someone make a smile beautiful bride-to-be Margo oh it shows up about now we're in the frog we're gonna play style to consideration ooh [Music] [Music] it isn't here of course it was slapped couldn't find water to refresh it's fine those kernels number one you go and look nope it isn't here we're going to lose my Mario doll your hats ah number two your look tell nope it isn't here it's down there somewhere look never reach up there how the sorrow why am I gonna do [Music] oh yeah I don't want to play anything with you I don't want to marry you please let me go Mario please help me [Music] [Music] this is the worst dream I've ever done he's wacky zany his little crazy he's gonna get married to princess toast a little name is booster [ __ ] you [ __ ] we can shoot booster and make him die home alone to his home alone too wasn't it it was [ __ ] Rob Schneider Reb Schneider plays a bellhop Super Mario Brothers movie - starring red mario and rob schneider as a toad ler hey it's me waluigi where he beat up my dog's be Adam Shayla Luigi looks like he needs to go somewhere fast he's literally shaking this is vibration toad he hasn't pissed in 37 hours we bake a cake for a big wedding it must be masterpiece because what are you doing this my cousin love this we used to joke about this this was like an internal meme for months after this game came out fat fat what are you doing oh that's nice you just stepped on the you fools inside jokes are called internal memes now yep you bet you bet they are halt who goes there you look like Mario but the tourists are tight listen mustache you and your overgrown turtle friend to take a hike go scat scat make like Mario and jump right in here get lost oops oh we've got a problem I better go tell booster it won't budge hey wanna help me bust the store down on the count of three we'll run together timings the cool ready here we go but what are you doing [Music] mooster sir Mario's here mr. mustache can't break in here they have no idea what they're up against I'm a lightning in a bottle an earthquake in a can I'll bust this open in no time [Music] you can't do it anymore [Music] I mean she's crying because she has dropped some of her wedding gear of course that's the dropped her care but those tears will ruin the cake make her stop before Maria breaks in Maryland boosters are hers and finer things we have to get on with the wedding in the meantime we can do something about the cake 10-4 good buddy you finer stuff I'll move the ceremony forward courage booster sir you're supposed to be on the rise the bride should be on your left just guessing [Music] booster sir I found the ring booster here's the brush booster sir I found the source wasn't that one more thing your eyes the clown [Music] quick something good might happen where is the crown wait a second I got three things I have to fight one more crash my wedding I presume Mario you're finally here Bowser doing here I don't waste what a waste of time I got bigger fish if I get to Bowser anymore I know I'm in good hands when you're around Mario here's a kiss for my hero oh isn't that great you're gonna kiss him what I'm the one who saved your skinny ass stop it all of you of getting so confused Mario let's start with you [Music] so now toadstool and I are allies I'll never live this down bhakta and that's one for the scrapbook come Mario let's get back to the Mushroom Kingdom Chancellor's waiting for us sorry to have kept you waiting [Music] we made the most amazing cake you won't believe it here is this cake but their bridles groan where is everyone this is big trouble surprise deceiving you're taking the bride away and there won't be anyone to eat this cake what this can't be we worked all day on it you fools yep the cake is a boss I can only go for the cake I guess I think I need to not talk for like 24 hours after this dream what are you doing chef taught cakes moving vos is not moving back to work I know it was moving now but chef torta the cakes moving talk no more of this no really truly how would I lie because you are idiot Z is not moving cakes alive see I was right also that organ has some mean lips blow those candles out there we go oh [ __ ] there's more cake the top kick was killed but now there's the bottom cake I think I did it Le'Veon all right this is boosters rudder leakage I'll have a fit if we nibble on it [Music] hey number one where's my booster sir there's a 70% chance the object you're standing on a sidekick there's a cake okay everybody who's the stopper Curtis axle we boil it whatever say mr. missiles do what you just swallow it one go Caesar said the done come on Brewster you can do it open wide please our nerves are shot I feel like I've forgotten the time I come here it comes just move concentrate sir does it feel right [Music] delicious congratulations sir the wedding is now officially over thanks everyone trap let's go [Music] finally let's get back kiss me princess but wired wire the organ lips like dsls I'm so confused is the suck organ I do who are you saying that to Oh Mario Mario is the priest now it's official it's official it's done I've jumped on their heads the ceremonial jumping has been achieved now it's time to rub the [ __ ] for Mario shoes onto their heads alright on the count of three say it swing hello how do I get the [ __ ] off the latest news children I remember the voice I did for him large stars been sighted on star here okay well that's a little anticlimactic sometimes when you go see the wise old frog or whoever they usually have a bit of a speech but he's just like go to the place quick save us on time I wonder if potatoes like there could be fake potatoes in the world and they can be called imitator tater let's eat this is the melody I've been looking for sorry yes that's bad thank you for the inspiration please take this is a pokin of my gratitude if I ever need help with my compositions again now look for you here till then are you oh and oh oh spoiler for the new alien movie and alien shows up and he starts [ __ ] murdering people the princess has the best weapons in the game slaps for a full one damage Mario Mario show in Janet Jones but anyway this is um this is the fellow with no face I don't get it you'll notice he has everything else that Harrison Ford has it's the same same physique same equipment same shirt that doesn't fit I guess some people have decided to make memes out of this character you know like making faces where the face don't exist now that's the best treasure hunter in what the Mushroom Kingdom want to be a great I want to be a great plumber like my brother Mario [Music] [Applause] everyone got a chance to spell you've come a long way but your journey is not over yet there are three more star pieces Thank You terrible Morgan Freeman how did Vinnie ever afford to pay you enough to show up on the stream well I'm cheap about three dollars you see I'm not the real Morgan Freeman just that you needed to see that that is Bowser's new weapon it's a glove that allows him to toss Mario at enemies and Mario is replaced with a doll this gives the Mario the brain damage oh no Luigi now I got it the sea the sea just you and me uh si si [Music] it's really helping me very much now is it check this out [Music] eight dick one two [ __ ] fun [ __ ] one two [ __ ] that was an accident just let me live my life I got it [Music] this is a Vinny is bad at video games episode oh wait that's every night Mario come on you got a hammer how do you miss with a [ __ ] hammer [Music] gleb apparently a bleb is a real thing by the way someone emailed me information about the actual definition of blab I don't remember it if they're like little bubbles I guess a bleb is a little bubble I'm learning so much that doesn't explain why a goldfish was blue I know what it is already I've been telling you what it is this whole time but did you believe it Wow been pinata it's the best part all right chats gonna be freaking out with [ __ ] Oh yep yep there you go there's the tentacle stairs the chat tentacles one ah [ __ ] was that one with the [ __ ] those eyes those cold dead eyes it looks like Bender is a squid oh well tracker before that was even shittier than my usual shitty bender dear God come on down king calamari with two damaged I'm gonna cook some calamari now oh look at that we are fresh out of ass I also I'm a little obsessed with the way this enemy looks originally I thought it was a bunch of tits that were combined to make one giant pink tit but now it's green so I'm now I know they're not tits or shrekt it's a loving member of chat has contributed that to the stream goal to come I'll take my soul please kind of needed that dick dick [Music] like how about that holy [ __ ] what hey man hey hey man listen there can only be one what's going on here who are you why you look at first time you see whatever hold onto the see because Johnny's property got that matey boy and one last thing read my nips we ain't lettin you through got a chair [Music] I'd like to and I'm gonna apologize in advance for this but I just want I just want you to be aware of why you know what just look [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's a good day to have a good day you guys ever hear about Anthony Bourdain tell his story about Johnny Rockets being the saddest meal of his life oh you're pretty tough mate alright I like his hooter Johnny's place he was like in an airport and there was just no one in the airport he went into a Johnny Rockets to grab a burger and like it was like garbage like the worst burger he's ever had he said that no one was where they wanted to be no one working there no one you know they put no effort into his burger he was just sad and it was just like a depressing burger he ate it and then he said for three days he was like [ __ ] up emotionally because of that burger and he could never eat at Johnny Rockets again I was like damn that's uh that's stuck with me you know what I mean that's stuck with me however he does tell me even though he's a chef he's an award-winning chef and everything he loves the kernels mac and cheese so I don't feel so bad about having my shitty fast food cravings every now and then stop saying minion are you kidding me I'm not letting a perfectly good word from the English language go to waste because of some yellow [ __ ] wearing overalls it's not gonna happen I'm not letting the minions win you know sorry [ __ ] Boop get tough you're already tough are you [ __ ] I know he's red oh wow hi town what are you doing oh I'm sorry what are you doing no don't do that no please stop did he just jostle him now isn't it a shame for the innocent old man to be tickled like this oh [ __ ] he was being tickled I say that it's futile to try and fight me just hand it over nice and easy get serious of [ __ ] - shroo oh please not there [Music] now isn't it a shame for this the old man to be tickled like this for now oh my god 27 what the [ __ ] 29 holy [ __ ] just just end it just [ __ ] end it Jean yo is on his own I'm gonna I'm gonna let Gino take the kill he's got this nein nein nein no [ __ ] he's ready to tusk this boss [Music] a fuckload of nothing but this is this fight in particular I remember being like the real barrier between the boys and the men or whatever whatever expression you want to use between the bridge in the water between the boys to men everyone's favorite group from the 90s between and the boys and the toddler not yet a baby or are not a baby I'm not yet a boy on the toddler I think about that like at least once a day since I've seen that dude live like I'm not sorry that I brought it to you all I mean you're just gonna have to deal with that but at the same time I'm kind of sorry for myself that I had to see it because now I think about the [ __ ] toddler just every now and then I'll be doing like my dishes I'll be doing my laundry playing guitar or whatever and then it suddenly no not yet a boy only told you and then it just keeps going it doesn't end it doesn't end smithy is now in the race for the star pieces what horrible surprises might he have in store for Mario one coin [Music] one coin [Music] auto crop has failed me okay follow me it's right this way it's exactly where you came from sniff it is running a pyramid scheme with the beetle sucks people into the beetle box after like six generations you get a bunch of money just keep pushing so what we have to close down the beetle box business so long I've got into a new business it's buried it's in the form of a like a drink like a wine promotes good health and like really [ __ ] massive sperm your sperm will be like that [ __ ] thing from alien it's gonna be massive you want to sort of trust me so all you can't do it's like sign up like 57 of your friends and then you'll start to see some profits first you gotta pay me the entry fee of about 30,000 coins that's worth it I mean man definitely not Peter Molyneux or any variant therein I present that you say that that's uh it's intolerant of you I'm not actually I'm not actually strong older than you - oh yeah mate [ __ ] yes [ __ ] mental yeah you [ __ ] sperm [ __ ] be like the size of a [ __ ] bleep massive mate you drink the [ __ ] health benefits pyramid scheme no it's not like a pyramid it's more like a [ __ ] triangle mate we need more games with you in it unless other m's I'm clutching my trash pickle its Metroid it's Metroid Prime for Metroid it's a 2d Metroid game it's a 2d Metroid game holy [ __ ] [Applause] crawl back in once you've landed platform we'll do a magic carpet routine so how about that uh that magic carpet routine Wow look how fast it is it's flying all over the place not showing me the world [ __ ] animals shape guide what's going on this one is pretty this one's pretty [ __ ] hidden this this one I probably would have never found without a guide Wow oh man God [ __ ] hidden treasure chests were a bad idea [Music] Thank You sweet Jesus hey wow I never knew how much I wanted to see Bowser become a mushroom first try I'm gonna get this [Music] zero whoa massive health let me show you something Mario Topps trading cards these are the official trading cards of super mayro here we go so first off this this is I never saw this one I just went to Google and I found this so let's nail Donkey Kong oh come on is that real but anyway you'll notice this is what Mario originally looked like and it was a very strange time for Mario this is when he was still probably jump in but anyway I wanted to show you this this is like probably late 80s into 1990 and this was official mario art at the time you'll notice that you'll notice that his overalls are red like they were in the let's nail Donkey Kong image but his shoes are brown or all kind of and yeah that changed now Mario's overalls are always blue it's weird because this is just 1996 Mario and from this point forward Mario's pretty consistent look wise at the very least I don't he hasn't really changed a whole lot but for a little while there he was going through some strange growing pains and probably even stranger ones that I have not discovered you're actually asleep right now go jump off a bridge and wake up now thanks mate now you could do everything you want in life but it's vivid night my characters are a little squishy at the moment I'm also not paying very much attention to the healing because I'm busy talking about memes and dreams and [ __ ] Sylvester Stallone being swollen at the age of 70 well what is this I'm my cuca I don't remember this at all [ __ ] let's see how you like a little bit of water nope okay [ __ ] when he says he's hungry you can fight him okay that actually makes sense so it says here if you meet him okay it says he it says here do this you can face him or you'll meet him so I have to get the fortune where you actually face him not meet him I thought the words meant the same thing but face means fight meat just means me here we go and he's hungry now I understand I get the picture I never forget a taste in fact I can clone someone after I just eat one slurp heat one slurp what you all look Felicia how do you taste pretty sure that's not the same voice I did before bitter but not bad they were all nice fake Gino you got there [ __ ] don't you already have a Gino oh no you I guess the overlay on the left and right side of my screen finally makes sense the prophecy has come true okay second Gino dead when Gino killed Gino true story of love oh no not again I'm starving putt to golf a better goodbye boys and girls I wanted to watch peach kill Mario I thought that would have been quite appropriately a moment of compassion from Bowser turns out he was the good guy all along Mario was just a silent weirdo to me Bowser just wants to keep her safe he's a good guy all right what are we gonna hear speed link despite of speed link spiked link recovers 30 HP but Oh tree cores we got a typo we'll see recurs I'm looking for horse I mean recourse yeah sorry but the sensei isn't in Sensei sorry oh my gosh the rooks production is ready to roll yeah I'm already I'm kind of losing my [ __ ] my brain is turning to mush it's time for me to get to bed yeah our dreams people I'm asking if dreams are random Rev is like talking about hot dogs and sandwich and sandwiches Super Mario RPG [Music] no peach days oh [ __ ] here's the Koopas the troopers the princess and the others err oh [ __ ] no that's dead Mario that's dead Mario come back see what super flame looks like on this [ __ ] yep yep and why you pee I believe this what I just said I just started the [ __ ] match twelve what nice little Donata to the princess eh Luigi Oh lizard avoidance today is national lizard avoidance day all lizards were avoided in the making of this film the princess is dead doing it for the nookie no depth perception please okay so that one you have to wait for okay specter of torment all over again be sure not to cheat with a turbo type controller [Music] wait a minute what just happened there I'm not trying to cheat or anything definitely not trying to cheat just give me a second here so that I can not cheat [Music] just give me it give me a second I didn't get it yet I didn't get the not cheat button to work yet this is just my natural ability natural ability I can do this I wonder how many kids went out and bought a turbo controller after learning about it from Mario RPG so what's what's new with you guys how's life someone just said what the [ __ ] is life most people just say sucks bad [ __ ] I think it's real easy to forget on a daily basis how if you take like the average human being and you just like if you if you were to be able to like scour through their life files just how much awful and tragic [ __ ] happens to all of us so it's I mean it's easy to have and it's easier to have empathy for people when you look at it like that even the [ __ ] oh I figured the boss music wasn't playing I might be able to take care of this [ __ ] in one hit but damn it monsters are inside its Shazam fought so [Music] fought so God [Music] okay whoops and Geno's dead oh [ __ ] did you see the gust oh he was emailing the wrong person though for a little while we've discovered that he was just emailing someone else with a similar email address to mine these things happen mistakes are made in life so someone's gonna be very confused or they're just happy to pretend to be me I'm not sure [Music] yeah I'm him I'm Vinnie yeah these are good graphics locos wait it's [ __ ] rugged disgusting I'll let you get it to my brother's cocina whatever haze I know you brothers Casino is there your brother it's my brother oh there is hey Mario how come I'm not in this game well you see Luigi no one took you seriously at the time because you were still basically a reskin of me but Mario I was in a bunch of cartoons you know I was in Mario Kart but you didn't really you know you weren't developed it Luigi no no one really cared no one cares let me put you in the manual so you know you're in there I mean this is super mario RPG not super Luigi and Mario RPG you know my prostate what that's okay because you know eventually he got a couple of his own games he got Top Billing on you know Mario Luigi games he was in Paper mayro kind of you know we usually have the year yet a year the year of Luigi where was the year of Metroid when Metroid's anniversary happened Nintendo was just like okay maybe I'm a little salty about Metroid don't mind me please enjoy yourself welcome to the great guy casino I want to play slot machines yes yes ten coins hit it wants to start the game each consecutive hit will freeze one of the pictures match all three and you win a frog coin yes yes [Music] but I match them Wow I didn't know I was in a slot machine well it's me Oh Wilson Wow hosts so ever stole hello Mario I've run this casino feel free to enjoy yourself he says enjoy yourself he says enjoy yourself and gorge yourself I'm winning my [ __ ] frog coin back you hear me dammit sleep oh no no I should have been monitoring this situation a little more closely wake the [ __ ] up Oh wake up you would think a fireball would wake Mario up oh there we go [ __ ] Oh Punk search on skype on search ah sorry we're talking we're playing player unknown battleground today for a little bit and I got second place I was like one of the last people alive and then and then I lost the last second which is you know sad but I mean again it's not about the adventure it's about the forefront friends so we had that happen and for some reason pantsu Chan came up so that's you know that should be a proper explanation as to why I just said pantsu Chan right think I'll come back mellow Jesus [Music] now mayrose stuck in scroll ville the product a son returns thanks Bowser dramatic is always hello friend oh you're not a friend the vines are positioned from the bottom left to the top left to the top left to the top left to the top left well for those that don't know what the lazy shell is this is as legendary as the Masamune mysoline Masamune I still don't remember how to [ __ ] pronounce the name of that sword it's as legendary as the cloud sword it's as legendary as the Master Sword it's the it's as legendary as the kyle mooney every time I scream Chrono Trigger or even Final Fantasy 7 or any game that has that sword in it we go through this every single time Masum Monday Masamune Masamune moon yeah cloud has the Buster Sword which even at the age of how how old was I when I first saw Final Fantasy 7 being advertised like 12 even at the age of 12 when I thought everything was cool I thought cloud sword looked stupid and then when I finally played the game I realized it wasn't stupid I was stupid and then years later I was like no no I'm not stupid it's stupid and it just it's been confusing me ever since I'm also having problems jumping for some reason yeah mate that's great ah yep that's great mate yeah [ __ ] you mate excuse me I don't understand why I can't get over the this depth perception [ __ ] I'm a real please like I know where it is it's just various there we go oh there we go okay good [Music] Mario I think that was 18 or 19 yep yes sad where is it where's the coin [Music] okay yeah no I see the shadow okay so I see the shadow on the ground I know where the coin is based on the shadow right so logic would dictate that that was more or less the right spot to jump from but this is Mario this isn't logic oh yes all [ __ ] sweet baby Jesus you've saved us you've redeemed our sins the original sin the snake my folly as a human has been redeemed [Music] yeah what is it with this entire like society and like [ __ ] up identity problems mallow thought he was a frog and now they think this bird isn't one of their cloud people someone in Chad just said you're seeing Birds I don't see Birds I just see clouds now that that is a good attitude my friend how would you react if a bird is a goose [Music] must slay I don't know why Carl wants to kick one of the ass everything's fine here maybe there's endless peanut collections apparently there are other planets that may collide with ours you know there's some scientific basis on this but if you knew with certainty that today was the end of the world how'd you spend that final day so for instance I've always wanted to smash up a bar do I mean it strange strange but I've always wanted the exhilaration of just smashing all this but what you see in a field but we're going to do it as much knowing that you're gonna die in eight hours I think I suppose it's the sense of abandon you know I mean maybe I'd murder a person you know I don't know but mountain could probably go mental because that's always been a very reserved person you know I've always I've never gotten to a fight never calls to rumpus yeah but that's a worrying thought because we have to at the end of the world for it to be the end of your world because a lot of people know that they're terminally ill so they don't know run smashing at bars and killing people I suppose I know there'll be no repercussions ultimately because they're gonna die everyone's gone yeah there's not many mourning families but then that been there how dare you deprive that person of his last eight hours or ten hours of life I don't care cuz it's the last day on earth what would you do I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass I a Dory desert does it says no one hates me sad frog I feel left out don't worry desert I hate you [Music] Vinny how many people do you think legitimately hate you many this is clearly the best way to tell a story yes indeed I understand so you were raised by a frog of fuchsias there is a not question about it you are without a doubt Prince a mellow it's called a plumber's element observe the ticket mustache are covering the say the innocent smile of a simple fool and the sideburns conveying his blue color of roots in the legs a well-defined strong the legs over the masses easy to get to your liking Oh uh why does he do that don't do that [Music] didn't did not notice oh wait let's try it dick oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] the jig is up hey yet tell me something the statues move no statues don't move and explain this it's all those high-tech lifelike realistic ones let's get out of here real fake dolls [ __ ] living in Manhattan would be kind of amazing because whatever like desire you have whatever craving you have at almost whatever time there's a good chance that there's a deli or a bodega somewhere down the block that will just sell random [ __ ] and is open real late I guess we call them bodegas here there's just like stores corner stores oh you know bodega you know you're on I mean well you don't get my words AB electa yeah it's exactly that yes it's yeah Oh heavy trooper hey going three voices [Music] stampd winky likes you too yeah Klein sauce how do I become an authentic New Yorker I don't even I don't even think I am I'm from Staten Island man I couldn't give you that info just don't look when you're crossing the street if you're driving this is min Han now if you're driving don't slow down honk a lot complain and don't get ripped off for a cheap hotdog yep how's that for a hidden box so I'm wondering if I can offer you a nice see now that's context-sensitive it's amazing I've been streaming for seven years and as I said like memes will become references for every sentence in the English language in about 20 years but already in the seven years I've been streaming almost any word has some history behind it or some like meme or some [ __ ] thing that happened on stream [Music] even a word as innocuous as egg rings Frank Reynolds to mind which let's face it that's not an original vine sauce creation I don't you know this but there's a show called Always Sunny in Philadelphia which both contains Magnum condoms monster dongs and well that's not both now if I keep saying more so I'll never mind Oh an egg so that's three but yeah the word egg I can't like [ __ ] make omelets now without thinking about Frank Reynolds handing an egg that's that show is incredibly mimetic I don't mean that in like yeah there's epic memes meme I see now even that in and of itself that voice but I mean it's just there's so much [ __ ] in that movie and I'm sorry in that show that's so incredibly quotable and it's like my stupid friends and I could like end up quoting always Sonny way too much and for what how is this improving us as humans how is this helping our evolution as a species Frank Reynolds dropping a massive condom for his monster dumb I don't understand how that's helping humanity Frank Reynolds trash and throwing it around I'd like to think that that's proof that's proof enough that there's no grand plan for Humanity and that we're on our own and we just have to kind of like make the best of it lest our Lord be displeased and and smite phille but that's okay I mean at least it's it's provided some entertainment value right I'm good enough wait until you see what pops out of this egg you won't believe it top ten things that pop out of the egg number one through ten Berto hello I'm Burt oh I can't think of a voice from Burt oh great excellent my berto voice would have been something like but then that just sounds like the shy guy oh I'm never gonna let you go you're just too huge don't you forget about me bort bort oh my name is the port bow oh okay okay you have to actually select defense mode I thought you meant like Oh eat the eat the dick here's a question do people eat jellyfish this is probably incredibly obvious and I'm gonna appear to be a goober for not knowing the answer to this question but how do you prepare a jellyfish yes I had some last week really jellyfish on toasts what about um peanut butter fish you put that with the jellyfish on the toast fish and now I wait as my viewer numbers difficult to double digits after that statement people in India use them as condoms what the [ __ ] to believe jellyfish salad is a cold Taiwanese dish now use like a sheep's bladder for your condoms come on get with it what are you doing don't spread rumors untruths do you think jelly fishes want to be used as a condom their life is hard enough as it is they're just basically water with some like goopy form Benjamins button that's we're all gonna be Benjamins button or again to invoke Carl since we're having a conversation that he probably would enjoy [Music] you can inject a baby into the head of a dying old lady and that way when she dies the baby can pop out of her and a new life is born real quote I mean I'm paraphrasing but the idea is sound [Music] fight and get it over with [ __ ] again I wonder how many people actually did this as a kid just jumped everywhere I know I did I am sure I [ __ ] found like a bunch and then like they were engraved into my memory engraved or ingrained or words they were written into my memory in full color print in the back of this wonderful mario RPG memory guide that I have here Judah Ruth is resting in bed feast your eyes on a show of brains and brawn it's enough now my voice is prepared Bowser's crying listen you never ever talk to the leader of the Koopa Troopa like that oh I'll ignore it this time but don't ever a good Valentina hand over the key now of a marshmallow I'm cute you can listen trust me hey yep come on let's get him Mario just like opened his arms and collected mallow just scooped him up gave it a good scoop and see if there's any hidden treasure chests around here so in a chancellor I googled smash force which leaks and the first thing I see is Shrek fighting Goku Oh what the [ __ ] oh you you [ __ ] guys oh my god how did I never notice that as a kid this is like the earliest example of jiggle physics ever holy God in heaven give me strength [Music] [ __ ] Dodos still picking on Bowser what the hell whoa that causes a real attentional it's the same jiggle I'm wondering if Mario is just punching her in the tits I can't take the significant I can't take this how did I not remember this also she's kind of holding like a cosmopolitan or something this isn't like a fairly mature thing if you know if that is in fact some sort of alcoholic beverage mom dad I'd like you to meet Mario my wife and my other travel companions how could we ever thank you enough I'm Mallos father King me Martin nice - fine sauce there's someone on YouTube who did an entire let's play of this game in Family Guy voices I need a minute you think dad's paired what about American Dad forces he had to stop because Fox didn't like it are you serious they took note of his let's play and they said you have to stop doing Family Guy voices of men jinkx is going down yes I scream [ __ ] off jinkx that's the lazy show and that's the power of the lazy show one it's not [ __ ] around Wow lazy show what the [ __ ] Oh eat a dick jinkx come on [ __ ] yourself jinkx [ __ ] yourself from now on all of my streams will be as if they were written by Martin Scorsese [ __ ] yourself No I know [Music] now not on Gino okay good [ __ ] always meteors with these square square people [Music] okay we'll get a freebie nice Mario's invincible for a couple of turns now okay goodbye Gino oh no goodbye Mari [ __ ] [ __ ] really heavily considering using that last red essence on Mario yes yes do not kill the Mario please all right rest in peace Mario Gino flesh do you want me to use Gino flash with a dead Gino Chet monsters FP is gone while we've officially outlasted kill X and here we are miss dad nein [Music] where are these attacks coming from being out in space too long suffocating [Music] my own man you a male I just want to get into a fight I want to see how powerful Mario's yeah or we can miss we're gonna eat the doc what why is he now Jar Jar Binks I just equated Jar Jar and Mario together for no reason so they [ __ ] may roll you think they would just kind of block that off with like oh [ __ ] so okay yeah hey that looks like a donkey [Music] [Music] we're not doing this again we are not doing this again [Music] [Applause] Frank coin I need to get that please no I'd like to give my review my official review of the Super Mario Brothers movie it's garbage watching it now I understand why it's so terrible I finally get it guys I get it and also the best part of the movie for me is trying to figure out when the actors are drunk and apparently they were drunk a lot during this film Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo would do shots Dennis Hopper would get like shit-faced [ __ ] do I get that maybe do some meth don't ever do meth ever remember what I said to thine own self be true but no meth no wait that's not it do without will is the full extent of the law except meth [ __ ] what are you doing thanks for stopping by you can always come back you know Battier hey my name is Pinocchio and I set up shop in a [ __ ] volcano cuz the fry is best closer to the fire right here on triple B third-degree burn you could see your steak I'm good directly on the lava hey there was some some clickbait a youtube video actually of some dudes frying a steak on a volcano or up on a volcano on lava sorry they got lava and they put like food on lava and barbecued it on on that basically how you girls doing in lava oh whoops how are you guys doing on lava you're good you need more lava yes that's right they they put the lava in a plastic cup that's how they collected it damn it I'm good at this what are the things for that blow up just bombs oh that's what the cult all right I like how simple Mario's move set is fire and jumps that's it because if you know about the making of this game square originally had Mario with a sword on horseback I think and Miyamoto was like maybe don't do anything that's gonna like [ __ ] with the lore [Music] like the internal geography of this volcano it is making no sense to me six star pieces have finally been collected where could that last star piece be yeah yeah hurry oh I've kept this a secret until now but I'm really a a monster are you all right you were kicking up a swag hey drink this and blow those bad guys away I guess this is goodbye why when I was your age really are you sure it's all right you bet mom I don't done all of the chests you think you found them all but there's still two left [ __ ] really to foo-foo senpai says there's a chest on Peach I was told when I was young that I would go to hell if I had impure thoughts I was told that if I didn't go to church every week I would burn in the fires of Satan's abyss I've tried so hard tried so hard and got so far but in the end people keep saying [ __ ] like twin tells ass is thick and peach has a chest it's like wolf [ __ ] guys [Music] apparently if you defeat or pass all of the doors all six of them you get access to a treasure chest with infinite coins and you can just keep going back to it and getting more and more coins that sounds like a playground rumor if so um if you get too chic in the first hour and then you bomb all the gossip stones at Hyrule and then you complete the dungeons in the following order and you beat the postman in a race you can get to the unicorn temple and then you will get the triforce which is an item that you can put in your hotbar in your inventory and you can summon the goddess to defeat all your enemies [Music] I remember the Triforce hunt that was my favorite playground rumor which is to say that I have no real control over the jump once I've made the jump [ __ ] you [ __ ] I am Luigi was that a bomb I just tried to rotate the camera with the other stick not a single enemy was fought that day no that's a Yoshi egg what are you doing it's a corruption of nature [ __ ] it's a fake jinx but glory Oh Josh she's competing it's jinx Luigi you just jinxed it what is up here right boomer boomer lives yeah I still don't know what the [ __ ] that means I'd listen to like a thousand Maron podcasts more than a couple of dozen and I still don't know what boomer lives means also Mario standing directly on a shy guy's face oh [ __ ] the dog from Independence Day his name is Goomer and he jumps from the tunnel that was about to explode and there's a bunch of fire and the dog the dog jumps heroically into the frame the green-screen tunnel yeah with the oh that's wonderful that is that is some hot garbage boomer is a cat that he lost a while ago it sort of disappeared and never came back all right now now I don't know what the [ __ ] to think Porky's butthole boomer was his cat that ran away he's assuring boomer is alive somewhere that makes much more sense Vinnie that's a jape it's the Independence Day dog now I've made up my mind sorry I got this I mean they're both good we learned something new tonight about two different things why why are they helping oh right because I have Bowser my party I guess that makes sense also what the [ __ ] why did boomer do that goddamnit boomer creasing is pulled remember this scene at all next stop the top floor please fasten your seat belts and wait a sec there are no seat belts [Music] this [ __ ] game look at just at this time to be cheapening and to revel in cheapness [ __ ] yeah you know I never knew about that that music almost ended exactly perfectly your so excuse me God more what bad things come here take off on my castle here let me do this right Oh what blood things come in and take over my castle what about my privacy Thanks this isn't good at all in fact the stinks I can't just be pals with these frequencies I've got an image to keep [Music] going to lay some pipe take a look at Mary obeyed number Berto remember remember that time we fought Berto remember when we we jumped up the mountain remember when I fort court fort korcula i don't know what this thing's name is but I'm pretty sure I used geno whirl on it which meant nein nein nein nein remember this on this hat I don't I don't know what's going on here actually I don't remember exactly where this is but those artichokes are about to come to life oh god my voice hurts just thinking about booster I'm not as big of a pokken fan as I am Mario Kart or Smash Brothers those are the only two like DX editions I would really get I think someone's gonna quote me on this and when Hyrule warriors DX comes out and I get it someone's gonna be like VIN you're [ __ ] me you're needy we got it we got it here it is folks there it is oh [ __ ] what's this what are you babbling about why should I marry you I don't remember the booster voice what Oh God what a wonderful thing to say oh [ __ ] it's a good thing I don't have to do the voice actually the reason I'm gonna be streaming zero mission today is because I want to summon the game into existence [Music] so I remember streaming Final Fantasy seven around III time a couple years ago and then Final Fantasy 7 remake was announced and this has happened a couple times now so I decided what if what if I stream a Metroid game just before e3 [Music] Chadd I have a question for you [Music] whoops that's not the question Wow fantastic announcement eat but dick I know soccer eyes like his wrist is all [ __ ] up and you know his family life suffered from him making smash for [Music] amazing absolutely stunning it's Mario it's Mario how did he get here we better do something what are you stroke what's up my scrub want to do some scroll things wedges left Mario behind plus plus emoji movie game I'll [ __ ] yeah please oh god [ __ ] oh who are these [ __ ] poker behold they've taken the bait expose your butts and all outdoor oh [ __ ] rattlesnake rattlesnake rattlesnake rattles me sleazy show is broken someone needs to patch the lazy show could you imagine 21 years later square releases a patch for all the [ __ ] roms just fixing the lazy show Oh doing down here how the [ __ ] did you get past all those minions sorry I snuck out without telling you were the Chancellor I just wanted things to get back to normal I wanted to do my part to help princess yes that's it any chart that lets me help both Mario and the princess is worthwhile you're gonna help both of us you know I still need to make some money give it one last good one you know what I mean that's the last we'll be seeing of Toad so I figured let me go all out let me see the limit the limits what's my limits the limits of which I could push myself the limits at which I could screech toads voice and destroy my own livelihood dignity and throat like the moon over the day my genius and brought are lost on these fools cool get up a Bowser Oh Vinnie if Guy Fieri had boobs would they be triple D's Wow has there been no meaning to my life up until this point thank you for that existential crisis the voice of this character so Baron Munchausen the the idea of it is the guy is a liar and he tells all these tall tales and Terry Gilliam puts these tall tales on the screen in fantastic visual fashion and he's got a bunch of companions but later in the movie they get old so he has to find them and get them back on board and one of his um one of his dudes is a sniper and he sounds like scoot for some reason you ready it really it's so [ __ ] like people were posting scoot emotes I kept hearing the voice in my dreams it was the most unintentionally hilarious [ __ ] movie ever because of that but I'll tell you what highly recommended I loved it that's now one of my favorite movies from the 80s Mario's like now [ __ ] off oh my now excuse me I just it's hard to do this voice I get hiccups you know I'm a little drunk I can't work sober oh I'm burning seedings you're like being so wronged it is time I will show you my real form I will show you my true power I love teaching respect and I shall have my revenge Oh definitely some chrono sugar sound effects in there oh come on you beauty odds [Music] 404 wizard had not found should I be suspicious of effective vennett's Matthysse nose looks like a penis and where it's positioned on the dude I don't think about that [Music] everyone's wishes are gonna be granted and then Bowser is gonna have like a [ __ ] eight-foot dog just out of nowhere everyone's really what just happened Mallos gonna turn into like a small muscle frog Gino has logged out booster doesn't really want to get married does he he wants to get married he doesn't want to get married he wants to get married he doesn't want to get married you make up your own mind man thank you so much for playing on my game [Music] there's weed finally it's finally ouija time I've waited so long that's really the best ending you can hope for and thus the chat with speed Luigi tongues forever but look oh my god wait a minute is that a lakitu wearing a Luigi hat or is that just a mental Luigi Brock Krakow's up to his old tricks still stealing Bowser cries booster is currently attempting a radical new form of recovery for the events that had transpired that includes him bashing his head into a wall repeatedly in the hopes that it will you know erase the trauma the little Willy the Louisa we some but Bert words the Luigi we saw at the beginning of the parade was just Mario wearing a green outfit amazing game still amazing right you know [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's my fireworks if you get more I think you get better ones like a fire flower and star and stuff [Music] it makes you long for the days of innocence doesn't it back when a doll wasn't just a doll I liked it better when it said themed but I guess it says the end [Music] what if Mario was dead and this was the last like mario game ever this ending would take on a whole new level of significance wouldn't it I guess that's it just playing the music again I really really love this game this was a great play through I enjoyed it I only wish there weren't some technical problems in the beginning which probably put a couple of people off from watching it but it's okay it still really holds up I love it music is great the gameplay is solid for turn-based combat you don't get any better than this really and you know for a game that's light on character development and story it really still has some great characters great moments great locations everything about this game is fantastic the length of the game is kind of just right though I maybe would like a little bit more but that's just me being greedy I'll remember this stream for a very very long time so great game thank you for watching and thank you so much for watching of this dream it really is a good time and it was great sharing it with you and now I close the guide and back into the bookcase it goes so I guess we're gonna take a couple of minutes to have a quick break ignore that picture

Channel: BlueJoseph

Views: 206,123

Rating: 4.8992152 out of 5

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Id: wipQEeQMa0U

Length: 128min 47sec (7727 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 26 2017