[Vinesauce] Vinny - (Death Reel) Super Monkey Ball 2

Oh [Music] you this is a game about couple of low-key fellas so this is super monkey ball - it's been a five years since i've streamed this so i think the statute of limitations is up I only wish Carl was watching right now balls all right the goal is to get the ball in the hole as quickly as possible but I need to make it you can laugh you can cry but first here's the story it's it's a cute little monkey world that's invaded by well you'll see oh hi mark you can laugh you can cry [Music] that's me there's gonna be like a hundred levels of this also a hundred levels of me dying get ready for Fallout [Music] [ __ ] get ready get ready get ready I'm gonna do it again yeah okay they do [ __ ] like this without much of a problem one more time until I waste all my lives yeah there we go you see that's how you do it we're gonna do this again I'm getting these bananas I don't give a [ __ ] I'm gonna land wow that is a lot harder than it looks I'm actually playing this on my wii so I mean it's I guess that is that what that count is emulated [ __ ] so this game seems pretty easy right thus far well for one if you want to go for these bananas not so easy but if you really want to like oh if you if you really want to be a speedrun master there's so many things you can do it just takes a lot of effort and timing and patience and not that here watch I'm gonna get it this time that's the same mistake every time wait a minute I know what I'm doing wrong I know what I'm doing wrong wait wait wait watch watch watch watch I got the strats down oh [Music] [ __ ] almost almost hang on hang on hang on I got the strats [Music] No all right I'm gonna do two more attempts at this insane stretch just because it's fun to watch and because when it happens it's just a collective release yeah considering the story mode doesn't have lives I can I can just I could annoy the [ __ ] out of you and I could attempt these strats as much as I want oh oh yeah me me that's that's her name look at this [ __ ] creep my sweet memes who sent this [ __ ] to me I will sink this island if you won't love me then learn to despise me why you're a real [ __ ] if you know that dr. bad boon fire of anger bam bam boo let's cooperate yeah yeah woo magical spell is [Music] EEP don't ask 31 year old men playing a game like this oh my god graphics graphics the likes of which only the GameCube can achieve you can actually slow that down but why would I do something like the flock I'm gonna try something silly oh [Music] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god damn it if you want me to really it is doable I've seen it I've seen it done and these are amazing things to watch when they can be done consistently here let's try this not that we don't wanna do that [Music] real close a little bit more there we go okay [Music] no too much of an angle three more three more attempts at cheeping level there's one god damn it I'm sure there's like an exact position that you have to fall off of like something like this - and one more what I'll end up doing is I'll attack whoa whoa wait a minute I touched the goal I gotta do one more who fun [ __ ] more closest you can are one final one and then I'll just do the goddamn level as intended as intended by God who is a monkey in this universe all right I'm gonna try some cheapo strats and if I can't get them then I'm just gonna go through level normally and since I don't have lives I don't really okay this monkey has already died like three dozen times I just started this game the death toll is horrendous what's that chief post rat now you're actually controlling the level not the ball think about it as I play this game I'm tilting the level I'm not actually controlling little monkey fellows just taking a little slower this time I actually want to complete this level sometime in 2017 you need the speed to get those Nenets the sorry bananas banaynays you need full speed to get them so you can go through the goal and pick them up on your way to space [ __ ] level where that bump come from [ __ ] the paninis I don't know where the level got like a little bump gravity slider oh this is a fun one I don't think he's supposed to work like that there's actually a cool way to do this if you just go like that go so fast look at the speed keep steady hold the course yeah there you go I almost went back in time and plaid yeah this is probably the one time I want to hit this well you know that's not sure I don't want to hit that a bunch [Music] knocks go again I just hit the insane speed nope okay good good good I really want to go for that last goal I don't really know what it does but I'm a [ __ ] monkey and it doesn't matter I don't even know what physics are I don't know what bananas are other than they go up my in my mouth isn't as a monkey then go into the monkey mouth okay that's good it's so close that is though I no longer care do this one this one looks like it's gonna be fun you see up close I'm getting to that [ __ ] gold here we go here we go got this alright the donut levels these are the seats that you sit on when you have blood bagels straight through the level you know what we're gonna do this on ludicrous speed there's something something going on there's a little sexual kind of innuendo to that level there is some kind of political statement happening so you can choose the speed of this pretty pretty good if you're a speed runner if you're me it's just gonna be a pain in the ass I can make it work though I can do this please please don't fall off the level please good job mochi all right what this Huck was Sega on when they made the story [Music] [Music] they're dying that's it they're just they're dying now no I mean look look see he's wearing the Frog Mario outfit what are frogs only Mulder knows for sure now he's done research ie poo he eat the poopoo they're ready okay let me [Music] all right I mean you could get these bananas but then that could happen every now and then I have to stop and think about how lucky I am and how much I appreciate these opportunities because they come once in a lifetime but I lose yourself in the moment yeah I couldn't get the banaynays you know [Music] 86 plus deaths so far are you serious where you really keeping count do you know they're actually I'm pretty sure there's a way you can utilize those bumps I'm almost positive there's a way you can utilize the bumps 45 deaths oh that was in jape okay it's about 48 deaths now or so probably 49 make that 48 before it's for you what are we going forward right yeah 50 I don't know why I counted backwards I'm gonna try to do this level without slowing it down all right everyone this is bean level I don't know if you know about bean levels but they're they're they're pretty nasty the dreaded bean levels this speedrun skipping this one's impressive I would imagine you have to utilize the bean like you have to let the bean [ __ ] you up and then you can get knocked to a different part of the level now during all then I wrote a Foo Fighters song in my sleep last night I was dreaming that for some weird reason I don't really listen to Foo Fighters that much I kind of got a little sick of them I like a lot of their songs color and shape wasting like great albums anyway point is I was sleeping and in my dream I heard a full fighter song that does not exist and it was very Dave Grohl II my brain wrote a Dave Grohl song and then he sung it in my dream which was convenient that was an intentional skip see now you know now you know my secrets you know I know about all the skips I also had a weird dream about I was in a video I was in a video game and it was weird I'm gonna try this one more time without slowing it down one final time I was in a really bizarre video game where one team were human rabbits and the other team were like military muscle but soldiers like with tanks kind of like that game mode and conquer the multiplayer mode and the rabbit team had to like run through this giant field while the military team would blow them up and it was kind of like exploding varmints some of you will know what that is it was a very very strange dream and I was riding a tank but I wasn't just like that was it in the tank I was on top of the tank no I wasn't doing any gutting I was just on the tank it was a really really weird night for dreams and I slept like [ __ ] have you ever pissed in a sink yes I have in a public bathroom actually that's a really weird question thank you for asking so why did you piss in the sink because the toilet was clogged the stall was nuclear [ __ ] and the bartender told me to piss in the sink I was actually told at a grotty [ __ ] gross bar to pee in the sink so I did and I never went back to that bar what if I had to poop I would war I would have went home that way I'm telling you it was like fallout 3 fallout 4 levels of [ __ ] up oh my god oh my god I might actually oh my god this is the most upward speed I've ever had in this game I think hang on a minute I might be able to recover from this no that was moist I'm gonna go for that last goal because I think it could be fun you want me to attempt nightmare mode I'll make a few nightmare mode attempts [Music] okay listen this is what it's like being a surgeon delicate alright one more I'm just gonna gradually go from right to left so this will be my last attempt on the thin one I yeah I don't have the dexterity for that [Music] okay let's see what happens for a lot of the speedruns is they wait until a certain time then they just hold forward now obviously I didn't I don't know the times I just I just took a shot in the dark I just took a shotgun mouth all right now I know I can choose this one that's what this level is for this level is for cheese almost [Music] [Music] it's kind of as simple as that [Music] why is there a backwards area [Music] of course there's got one big red button this is the yes this is the new Metal Gear these are Metal Gear quality cutscenes and here's the here's the meadow Metal Gear of the game [Music] the old I'm not falling for that trick trick [Music] it's just like the Bible oh wait a minute now I don't remember the Bible story of the whale swallowing a whole city it's a little different on the bright side it may be a good thing since I'll be staying with my sweet Mimi oh god why would you want to be around Mimi's sorry maymays maymays that eat banaynays I'm so sorry but Nene is in pajamas well how the [ __ ] do you guys watch this trash we are starving let us cooperate yeah yeah whoa yeah okay yeah I'm gonna need some of that sake after that be right back I'm gonna be a shot glass [Music] alright now before I play Tony Hawk pro skater I'm gonna try this thing out I'm gonna talk in a few years actually well Kampai let me just play monkey Hawk's Pro Skater real quick and I'm dead so I can actually pause these things so I can go through them at whatever time I want but you know [Music] getting green goal is all in the timing what do I do something like this never mind and just hold forward Oh almost almost that was really close I think this could be it right here no it's a little too late and start my I start my time a little sooner and I didn't hold forward so I'm basically [ __ ] the DEF meter is going way up this is it no it's not I said I went too late or I try to do it the hard way that was too soon that should be pretty damn close no it's not happening I think one of the reasons it's not happening to is there there's a big bounce I remember being able to do this last time I stream this game I'm almost positive I was able to do this and the most insane way possible like I actually did like a trick and got in [ __ ] it oh the green one doesn't stop oh oh I see so yeah the green one is the one that's that's the [ __ ] one cuz that does not stop at all one second one second here one second there it is pater off [ __ ] try holding forward at 57 y 5700 I think he's right 5700 is the one oh wait let me try 57 on the dot for green no let me try 5700 I know this is this is really bad but is it really that bad when I actually get it can we see the replay of that thanks Mitch oh my god this level this level is crazy in terms of speed run I wish I could do it I really really really wish I could do it it would be the most incredible thing to witness hang on a minute someone said just hold forward when you get to the triangles just hold forward okay like hold towards the triangles no that's not helping let me see something I actually want to do this level in the most difficult way possible so just give me a second [Music] just give me a sec sorry about that here it is okay so here this is what I have to do I see I see now I see oh my god alright try this a few times I see what I have to do it's just not gonna be easy at least I know when to give up at least I hope you're thinking not that's not it and one more attempt and then I will not give a [ __ ] did I reach 100 deaths already really all right now I'm actually trying to do this the best way possible [Music] couldn't make the right we couldn't get right [Music] someone's punching a kid in the face if someone says I'm a slave laborer for making the chat do a deathcounter I don't want you two guys to do a deathcounter you don't have to I don't I don't want you to I'm not gonna do it like how do you even do I have to do it manually like input a death every time maybe I just have to press a button I don't know how that works out wouldn't I'd never had a death counter before not one that I didn't have to [ __ ] with manually there we go that's the right curve it's close I see I see exactly what I have to do I just let up on the speed a little too much no [Music] this level sucks take back everything I said about this level it sucks now I'm just actually trying to do the level I just want to get through it no [ __ ] oh man I really wish I could do this I just don't have I just don't have what it takes Wow pappagiorgio you've doubted me but now I will I will do it now I will do it [Music] if you just straight on it's crazy it is crazy this this absolutely there it is that was it I know how to do it now trust in me you have so little faith trusted me for I have discovered see right remember when the Emperor told Anakin that together if they if they work together they could discover the secret to eternal life that's me right now I'm your Emperor come with me got a goose straight down the middle I can't get down the middle all right rah rah this is it I know what I have to do Raj just just make it happen ah that's the best one yet rah has guided me correctly now I just have to make it happen can you [ __ ] believe it again with the Ross [ __ ] it was there was an overshot but that was my fault rah got me he got me where I needed to be come on raw one more time buddy give me this give me this raw I had it at least I know when to give up right guys am i right I I was unaware this was going to be a speedrun attempt myself but you know we're going for a world record rah doesn't work for free all right listen rah this is my last attempt in the speedrun sense after this one if you could just see it in your your golden sunny heart to give it to me that would be great I was busy tonight he's helping some other meemers out across the Internet broad demands more shots I'm not I'm not getting drunk for this speedrun I had it too that's that's what makes me upset because I actually did have it and I just went too fast I overshot the goddamn thing [Music] see I know what I'm doing I just can't do it all Vinnie vine sauce one more time Monkey Ball go [ __ ] yourself it requires a living virgin sacrifice okay [Music] 4100 people to sacrifice really don't kill me don't kill me I'll just have to sacrifice another shot of sake down my gullet after I complete the level which should be in 13 seconds [ __ ] bleh sorry bill burr moment yes the the entirety of the stream tonight will be comprised of this level this is it I got it I know the timing I know the inputs I mean I mean I mean I got it now [ __ ] okay wait a minute no we can make this work we can make it work try to see it my way [Music] why see it your way there's a chance that we might fall apart before too long I found out how to screw it up like I found out how to do it and I also found out how to screw it up completely so I know how to do both know I'm gonna Jazzercise this one here it is the Jazzercise version sucks at least the song is good this is why I play monkey ball though I mean you know it to be true [ __ ] cross Christ it's dears Christ a little more than sake so smooth you know what I hate this level this level sucks [Music] it's gonna hold forward no not quite not quite not quite hmm how the [ __ ] do you ride the walls that's the real question oh [ __ ] whoops okay I'm having some severe issues backing up so I can gain more speed oh you [ __ ] yeah this level is not gonna be kind to me it doesn't want me to ride along the edges it just wants me to suffer I always hated this [ __ ] level but that's okay cuz I'm using tilt controls and here it is the most unglue rias way I could complete this level no tricks no japes no fun this level however got a good feeling about this one [Music] I've got a feeling feeling deep inside oh yeah I'm not drunk it literally just hold forward literally let's roll come on I see futures and balls futures and balls but enough speed oh [ __ ] cuz I like let it be naked like double better than let it be how could I be drunk after two shots of sake it's not even a high alcohol content I'm just being silly it's just Monkey Ball fever no I need that goal there's one that do that goes down really slow oh my god that almost worked that actually almost [ __ ] worked no we're gonna frame buffer oh [ __ ] whoops mistakes are made iframe buffered improperly [Music] give me the goal what's there works non-return-to-zero monkey can't come back my name is vini vine sauce and welcome to jackass I'm [ __ ] terrible at most video games so don't expect too much [ __ ] you know we need to help us along this journey we need we need a little something Oh chimpanzee that monkey news night excellent good so we'll sort of get some monkey experts on maybe next week to dissect it ready yeah all right is this monkey oh yeah it's called Jack all right I got partly with this bloke who works in a railway station on the internet so anyway he's helping him out all the time it's this fellas job right to sort of make sure it's safe for the trains to come in that sort of thing right but he's always working on his own so he's got his mate Jack in with him like this this little monkey and you know only good time we share lunch together and stuff like that and it gets the point when the fellow whose job it is Mike starts getting old and Jack the monkey starts getting more involved facilities a chimpanzee as opposed to a monkey you mean when you say monkey it's generic term you mean you mean you mean chimp usually don't you know Colin so you know it's clocking the fellow doing his job and he's thinking I can do this pulling down the leaves and stuff you saw the train sort of coming on the right canary sticks is that out the little window see the trains coming and that in the end who's job it is you've lost a leg for some reason couldn't work anymore never gave Jack the job nice okay the railway company I'm sure they interviewed a number of people he was the bench monkey for the job wait it's not true all right once again well it's not true don't hand Steve a piece of paper but someone put on the Internet who is probably a big list than you that's not proof it's not true at no point did a railway company give a chimpanzee the job of signalman it was ages ago uh what they fought before and probably well it's in the 1880s yeah according to this piece of paper which is what you faced you one can use on now of course I think I TN and a lot of the news channels they tend to get lots of independent confirmation of their news but you've got someone so let's assume that's real it says for this Jack was officially put on the railway payroll earning two cents per day and have half a bottle of beer on Saturday apparently that monkey news was true there was a monkey that works for beer look at the hands look at the creepy sausage hands still better animation than that [ __ ] game I played quite soulless welcome to theme park land entered the park [Music] only a real evil genius would have a hideout in theme park land [Music] let's take a look at target I'll show you one minigame tonight I'm gonna be gone gone because he a [ __ ] this is gonna be a close one I'm not sure I'm gonna make it oh my god no and he's not even in his ball so now Gan Gan is just drowning and I missed the magnet so now you're gonna see you're gonna see some struggling here I'm gonna show you the chicken nugget struggle I hope you're ready for a little bit of balls monkey balls [Music] it's very pointy and sharp and I'm banaynays I'm very much not oh my god yeah I don't think I did this level right [Music] where is this [ __ ] thing okay really have anything else to just go [ __ ] if it still says Gunjan then your computer has AIDS we've just started the stream and the Psaltis is rising come on um studio well things things are going very well for this album not much to do not much to do just some more vocals and mixing and a few keyboard parts [ __ ] we know we don't have to like meet a labels a record labels demands you know we don't have to deliver this at any specific time where you just take our time with it and when it's done it's done [ __ ] do you get sweaty palms or swamp ass after a long Jam Wow good good question good question bro um sweaty palms I got it here we go oh that was so close oh [ __ ] if a label approached you would you sign it I don't think we I don't think we want to unless it was the loosest contract in the world where they just promoted and and they weren't like like money-grubbing money bag monopoly men villains they would have to yeah having you know I have to be like and would would let us do whatever the [ __ ] we want what do I think about the backlash to the Zelda Season Pass you know if they really don't want the DLC then they just won't buy the DLC oh my god Mario Kart had good DLC smash I good DLC smashes DLC was a little expensive I think season passed was the wrong word Nintendo should have used expansion because they're going for a more story they're going for a second quests they're going for all kinds of stuff I have more thoughts on the matter not that my thoughts matter someone in chat said honestly I may actually be done at this point unless breath of the wild is reviewed insanely well really over a $20.00 expansion DLC thing you're not gonna get a game that they spent four years working on because of that an optional thing that you can enjoy like a probably post 100 hour game and that Nintendo's done this before this isn't the first time that they've done stuff that's that's a really emotional reaction to this geez well you know what [ __ ] it I'm canceling all video games Zelda has DLC [ __ ] video games I'm done streaming also this level can really just suck a [ __ ] fat chode all right oh I gotta just do this the right way then but this isn't like Call of Duty $60 season pass where you're you're missing things that could have been in the game in the first place this I mean to me this seems like extra stuff they don't want to taint it by modern series okay all right I understand that fine they Zelda is a big deal and they don't [ __ ] they don't want it to be what modern games are I'll tell you what why don't why don't you not get the game if you're gonna get the game anyway and play the game and if the expansion sucks then don't buy it you're still getting like a [ __ ] giant game alright so this is three then one two three and that's three okay that's three one two three oh my god wow this is a [ __ ] this is a mindfuck they did say their online service is gonna be pretty cheap though so that's encouraging it looks like they're trying to do what the other companies have done but in a not so scummy way [Music] oh [ __ ] that [Music] hang on I'm gonna try a little trick here again I have no idea if this is actually gonna work but oh my god that is just gonna get worse holy [ __ ] I think um hello well any game that comes out you just want it to be a full game you want to be able to play from me that's that's number one I just want to be able to play a full experience you know even titanfall to not a very long game the the campaign made six hours of gameplay and I feel like I got a full game out of it I played like 10 hours a multiplayer 5 hour single-player and I felt like it was it was it was just a good it was a good overall package [ __ ] someone said 15 hours for $60 dude you used to buy Mario Brothers for $60 and get 2 hours of game but you would just be able to replay it endlessly you know multiplayer and titanfall 2 is pretty goddamn good and I only played it for 10 hours but I could probably put another 30 into it easily if you have a 15 hour single-player game and it's a really good story and a really good campaign that's actually pretty solid oh [ __ ] are people still gonna be playing titanfall 2 in 30 years I don't know maybe I'm not trying to say titanfall 2 or Mario Brothers are the same I mean when Mario Brothers came out there weren't a whole lot of other games to choose from that word that could now it's like oh you want a first-person shooter here's 15 that came out in just this year choose the one you like I hate this level holy [ __ ] oh my god [Music] for anyone okay well I would say if someone said $60.00 for a regular old shoot I'd say titanfall 2 was more than just a regular old shoot it did something kind of I think unique in first-person shooters these days oh my god oh my god see I would love it from a game like Monkey Ball came out and had DLC I love Monkey Ball and there's there's never enough levels when I say DLC I'm talking like you know actually like really well-designed interesting levels not like just here's a level for 13 bucks okay try something here okay so I've talked about expansion packs like I love when you get all other [ __ ] story you know people are still doing expansions to this day it's not like the market is just completely destroyed by greedy [ __ ] speaking of greedy [ __ ] did you hear about I think Activision said that um Call of Duty's going back to its roots back to its roots I'll tell you what for me oh my god I'm sorry but Call of Duty's reputation for a lot of people is gonna be tarnished for some people it's always gonna be that game that just went over the top charged crazy amounts for season passes annualized a series that did not need a yearly entry and then went to space like to remember when Jason went to space at no point is it a good idea for your horror movie villain to go into space they took it to space speaking of horror movies alright maybe some people like Jason X water aha water [Music] okay now I'm almost positive it just hit that one monkey why are all of them small [ __ ] creep maybe you'll listen to the screams of your friends yeah but they're in balls they can't be harmed those are like infinity balls the Metal Gear level quality notice we didn't get the song this time you do realize that this entire time I've been playing this game a monkey ass has been staring you in the face is this acceptable funda [Music] Oh I think yeah let me let me see this let me wait one almost two seconds and then you gotta wait a little bit longer than that I'm just giving this a shot oh damn that sucks [Music] trying to oh you know what the closer to the center you get the better off you'll be okay I went a little too fast there I have a strat I got a strive devised a strategy where's the [ __ ] goal never mind I just noticed I just noticed that button I'm gonna try my treat tree pout strat one more time because I really I believe in it I believe in it it can work it can work doesn't mean it's going to be just three more three more attempts I already [ __ ] up all three more oh god that was close come on rah-rahs got this last one I could stop anytime I want I'm developing it and devising brand new strategies for Super Monkey Ball as we speak and at that time I got a little cheap doubt I don't you saw that one more for good luck all right hang on hang on that sucks and want one more for good luck no I'm I'm good I I probably could do it I just don't care anymore it's a good thing I don't go to Las Vegas or Atlantic City because spend enough time in a place like that I would not have any money left [Music] I mean this is the legit way to do a level never mind [Music] the only reason I wouldn't keep doing this is just for the viewers sake because people get bored of watching me fail at a thing over and over and over again okay now I have to do it do it [Music] yeah the goal is to get in the [ __ ] bowl of soup as many times as possible so I'm actually succeeding it I don't know if you know that I'm a monkey spice to the monkey ball it is the game is called super monkey bowled suck he's no [ __ ] oh no no no no oh that was the worst fail of the game thus far for me that was pain that was painful no Jen you can't get the controller you're in Chicago you're not well close to it you can't you can't play the monkey balls god I hate this I got so close like twice three times make that three times make that four times make that floor Tom okay I'm just I'm having a moment just let me have my moment and then I'll get it on this turn right here never mind why are people praising Ron oh this as a member of the chat a random-ass member of the chat you haven't been here to see the victories I I could easily attribute to rah where I'll give me one more let's let's prove this non-believer never mind all right I'm I'm officially getting sick of doing it like this again even though I got that close before I'm trying so hard to make this mistakes into a miracle I wonder if there's a speed runner who could make something like this happen consistently every single time they play it like this particular level see now now then if you don't go at the exact right moment you get [ __ ] destroyed by nonsense see there it is you have to hit the corners there's a pause buffer for this level no [ __ ] well not that I wouldn't believe that yeah there there is definitely got to be a pause buffer oh I'm kind of I'm getting a feel for the timing I'm getting a feel for the timing [Music] I know what I'm doing wrong - I got this I got this I know when to stop I know how to make this work the trick is knowing when to turn left which is like now-ish you have to get on to a certain series of platforms at the right moment like this moment right here right and then slow the [ __ ] down when you get there there it is that's that's how you [ __ ] do it then you've got to go through the goal now I'm working on that part I'm working on it I'm getting there I swear it's not even gonna be worth it when it happens there I can't even say that you're gonna feel good when I actually get this but there it is [Music] physics level you can count reach Rises deaths if you want is there a cheap out for this one I don't think I can cheap this one out I think I just have to do this one incredibly well oh my god oh my god oh this is this is a [ __ ] of a level I see that onion I see it that's my spirit onion it lends me strength while I play the game how am I supposed to do here all right guys does anyone have a speedrun time that I could pause buffer [Music] holy [ __ ] I see the replay of that holy [ __ ] I love this game so much the chat exploded and froze my chat like I can't even see the chat right now [Music] they probably pull this one off but it's on it it's on a curve oh I hate it I hate that it's on a curve on an angle rather a curve and an angle almost I don't think I want to do it oh yeah that's not happening the question is do I want to show off and attempt the second tier you know what three tries for the second tier and then if I [ __ ] it up I'll do the third one and so on so forth all right there's one try the second path won't even lead to an exit and I guess you're right I see the bananas over there this is two I'll do one more you know I want to try one more because I was going slow before and it actually was working out pretty well last one and then I'll move down [Music] [ __ ] it this level sucks we're almost at 300 deaths according to the chat and I would imagine I would imagine they know what they're doing too much you can let the you sorry you can let the the angle it's on do the the work for you all you have to do is adjust to the left every time the chat explodes Mike my [ __ ] twitch chat window just freezes this is a new thing this was not happening like two months ago Bill Gates what the [ __ ] is you doing man fix yo [ __ ] it's amazing I almost had the second one and now I can't even do the third one I'm gonna try it the third one one more time I guarantee you this level has some form of speed cheap strat that's definitely not it I would love to see how this some level is speedrun odd like that [Music] that was that was pretty close go around the right side no that's really it it is definitely possible think about how many dead monkeys are seasoning my soup wait a minute oh that's actually an interesting strategy - listen I know I'm not a speed runner I just I like doing these levels in fucked-up ways I'm not necessarily trying to speed run you know that it's just it's fun to do the levels and break them that's that's one of the things I've always liked most about monkeyball they went around the right for GDQ really I guess that makes sense how about this how about this watch watch watch I have an idea [Music] so I go around the right and then I stop and I turn the game off and that I never stream again [Music] yeah [Music] then you just go too fast that's the prior you go way too fast [Music] you can kind of bounce around I'm tilting the stick so hard that my thumb is starting to hurt like if I tilt it any harder it's gonna like make the monkey go go in a different direction faster or board better than that that's clearly not to kill all there it is and my check keeps freezing I don't know what is going on here oh I know why it's freezing it's that new [ __ ] dashboard I just I'm just gonna close that while I'm streaming that's all almost yeah it's just I'm going too fast but you know at the end of me streaming monkeyball someone can put together a [ __ ] sick success and death compilation not every death the most gut-wrenching deaths and the successes could be just as interesting to a 30-second success compilation Hayes still 30 seconds the best 30 seconds you'll ever have in your life [Music] yeah I hate that turns out the yellow thing is a better thing to aim for I [Music] think I got this here it is ready it's gonna happen within the next 5 tries I can feel it told you all about that next five tries you know I remember this level and I still I hate it so much to this day I hate this level I wonder I wonder what this looks like done fast maybe something like that I'm gonna try it I doubt I'm gonna be able to do anything it's impressive looking but this seems it seems like it could be viable I mean [Music] you can cheap this one you got to back up and get more speed really oh I see I see go back and build speed speedrunners jump the center no [ __ ] [Music] and you still have to be like accurate [Music] [ __ ] left and right beats build speed - yeah like that something right there okay [Music] I don't know why I'm so incredibly like oddly compelled to do all this stuff and this is really probably one of the only games I'll ever do [ __ ] like this for [Music] yes I see it but you can see the monkey get faster [ __ ] even you can see the little [ __ ] get faster when I do the bumps I don't mean of coke there it is there it is that's not it [Music] Lizza raro wants to know why i say no [ __ ] at inappropriate times no [ __ ] with a question mark is like oh man really at least that's my interpretation about if you're a native English speaker but that's like no [ __ ] like I'm surprised that something is possible you know it's it's a exclamation [Music] almost to turn get people dizzy and chat and then do the thing and then all then getting then actually correcting my aim that's gonna be a [ __ ] [Music] yeah no [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay thanks switch inferno I don't know what's which I have to hit [Music] I think I got it it's oh it's over there not that one go behind the goal okay we didn't go behind it that I can't go buying it set it JP or I found it I found it [Music] oh oh you see that [ __ ] shite it [ __ ] is on a timer it's on a [ __ ] timer [Music] yes that was awesome well what if you could what have we got here tell me what this garbage is say hi you just do a little bit of this don't give a [ __ ] don't actually get on the [ __ ] level until you need to which will be right here oh [ __ ] [ __ ] ah come on look at this story this award-winning story the villain needs to take a bath he's naked and he takes a bath that you see did you see the ass look look guys look at this please no what's wrong with this ribcage why is it showing let us cooperate yeah yeah magical spell is he who la Li Lu Li pulled thank God we got that song thank God [Music] no no no no we don't do that no no we're on to look you [ __ ] monkey scum what are you doing [Music] I get irritable when I don't get bananas please please just stay on on the thing for a minute just to mitt another minute come on magical song is ee puh come on [Music] we're not doing the smallest one there's no way I don't even know how to set that up like ice it's just so precise I could do number two though and it'll look cool Oh God this one is just don't get too close to the edge [ __ ] Oh sacred night Steve beat good night Stimpy I I tried I tried a Stimpy voice it's not happening hey hey Ren it's me Larry from The Three Stooges what the [ __ ] does any of this have to do with washing machines and spa baths I don't know unrelated I don't like this level I just don't like this level I'm just going to go damn fast yeah I'm just going too fast you name me off oh yeah there's a ramp going down okay yeah this this one seems a little bit more tolerable [Music] Oh God because then then you got to constantly adjust holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] no that's not happening [Music] speedrunners fall off the starting platform and land on the last floor like this right something like that [Music] it's this one yeah this one you gotta be real gonna be real precise with how much speed you have I think that's garbage I kind of see the starting platform not the second platform okay all right I'm gonna try it a few times and then I'll just do it legit just just to see like get a feel for what the strat is oh I see I see I mean it's definitely doable like you really have to be super [ __ ] precise I'll just do a few more attempts like five more from here one two little earlier okay well I got onto a platform let's try this one [Music] hahaha [ __ ] [Music] that's way too soon I'm gonna I've lost count of my attempts because because I'm I'm on the cusp of victory ha ha ha [ __ ] [Music] really [Music] do they actually go through the the goal - or is it just is the trick just to get to the floor like the the bottom floor because that that's insane if they could also get the goal it's just landing okay I don't have to worry about the goal if I do it and then it's then then you got to correct yourself before you wreck yourself they bounce off the wall into the goal oh my god that's crazy [ __ ] almost however I've hit some degree of consistency with getting to the bottom one all right what do we got here nothing that's not how you do that I don't remember how to do it but it's like Tony Hawk [ __ ] the speedrun strata super cool really what do they do well how do they do this one you can use the middle ring to launch yourself into the goal behind this wait there's a goal behind it they go off the first loop and fly to the goal [Music] got to ride the ramp flow down and keep surfing all right probably just gonna do this the regular way which is kind of like that [ __ ] let's see how they do it maybe I can replicate oh my gosh yeah that's crazy that is [ __ ] crazy and then you kind of just go off the level okay yeah that's that's not happening that's not happening I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way because they they kind of it seems like it's this then this and then this one yeah this is this is like way beyond my level of anything that I could do right now sorry I'm gonna look at this thing one more time [Music] all right hang on [Music] but it's like that and you kind of go down there for a launch I've decided that I'm gonna stop trying that now for real and here we go [ __ ] damn damn it [Music] I wouldn't be surprised if this if figuring out how to like speedrun this thing is almost a little easier I could imagine this level being a roadblock for a lot of casual players Christ and one more tooth one more speedrun attempt nope never mind [Music] there we go come on keep that momentum monkey none of speed Oh chimpanzee that monkey news as a lone monkey fell skateboarder new Tony Hawk [Music] I was a second late like a like a split second too late just go through the level then here let me hold forward just just run forward from the start here we go wow it is just hold forward as soon as you get on to the level she ' I know this scene was banned in the Australian version for being too sexual baby speaks baby's got good character development baby starts out as a baby and ends as a baby it's really like top tier writing that wasn't baby oh my bad same thing for all babies yeah they're not in their balls right now though cuz the power of doctor bad Boone has overcome their that that one monkey not facing the right way cog wheels are rolling creak creak squeak let us cooperate yeah yeah whoo that doesn't rhyme squeak and woo don't run that someone said that's the same scene as Anakin and Padme at the Geonosis Factory remember that classic scene up there with Dexter Jeff jester's Dexter jettster 'he's 50 space diner [Music] Wow Wow I'm really I'm real up there right now whoa what will this accomplish you may ask and the answer is absolutely nothing [Music] [Music] well [ __ ] maybe just be like really precise and don't [ __ ] up you know you gotta be [Music] [Music] step right up come on you know come on real time [ __ ] [Music] I just I'm sorry games like this really do bring out the worst in me I apologize it seems kind of like a strategy to me I'm not gonna lie I want to try my strat I want to I want to develop I'm gonna go down in the annals of history in The Monkey Ball speedrunning community' because of this new strategy that I've discovered remember when I said I wanted to take a break from RPGs and play some nice chill relaxing games yeah me neither [Music] hey golf baby [Music] holy [ __ ] god damn it thing goes fast I guess I was in the mood for some some pain maybe that's why I started doing monkey ball just just looking to suffer my Mario Mike Charles Martinet Mario voices is getting better [Music] that would have been great all that was so so nice it was almost great it wasn't though now was it oh [ __ ] you you dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] playing baby games I'm cursing like a [ __ ] drunken sailor babies cannot watch my streams I've alienated a very important and high-paying audience oh this is this is a crazy one this is a crazy one so you go off the thing and you go off the thing and then off the thing this is crazy I just watched the dude speedrun this just now unless that video I have it can be done no no no this isn't happening I'm the I can't do this oh [ __ ] oh thank god Tatars they're like titters but bigger babe baby Devin this live it's fun babies [Music] yeah what the [ __ ] is this level I'm watching the speedrun of it now give me a sec [Music] so you go like this you wait until a little after 53 then you hit play and then you kind of adjust your trajectory which is not as easy as it looks because momentum wants you to die and and send you into a pit of burning [ __ ] or that [Music] no almost I wasn't correcting well enough early on still not good enough almost [Music] [Music] so when a chair just said look they're nauseous yep this game will do that to you oh yeah bumpers ah this one this one sucks you missed a banana [ __ ] you okay okay we're going to do this [Music] all right here we go here we go no you don't yes you do [Music] skunk [Music] [Applause] [Music] this isn't gonna be particularly nice-looking okay someone said I feel like this game should be played with you tilting your controller monkey ball we and no it wasn't as good as you would imagine it's not as precise with controller tilts I mean eventually it kind of started working okay but it's I would not recommend the Wii monkey ball for people who like the series and you know want to play it with a level of precision that they're accustomed to from this game in the previous one [Music] actually I think I can do this the speedrun way do i hear about the rainbow coin in DK 64 yes I think it's it's cool that someone discovered something in a game that old it's not the biggest of things but it's it's just because I'm kind of neat about it he's going to go to Thanks oh god really I didn't remember that he really is it's amazing a bunch of monkeys and balls floating to space it's just such a great concept what was the level I wanted to try all right right right there's a pause buffer what was the pause buffer again it was like 59 61 here it is 59 60 or 59 61 [ __ ] [Music] 5960 does not work confirmed I am however excellent at pause buffering at 59 60 seriously I'm really good at getting it at 59 60 there it is I guess I did something wrong what I don't understand what did I do wrong start pressing up before you unpause yeah that was god that's the ideal here it is this this is gonna be perfect I did everything right if you don't count these deaths these deaths so this is practice mode that's as perfect as you can get it oh wait a minute there's more to just holding the button right okay you're gonna hear it ready go in your sleep okay here we go I'm done I don't care anymore I held up and then it went to execute honey the kylo ren's spoon is double the price of the regular spoon why do you need this one Cholera okay but honey they served the same full cholera they served the same function his name isn't Kyle honey alright I'll buy it for you and then when you get older I'll buy you a car and I'll get you everything else that you need and want to every whim and desire you have so that way by the time you're 25 and you're not living with us anymore you'll be miserable and spoiled rotten and no one's gonna want to date you put it in the cart so let's get this show on the road with no signal yeah no signal is my favorite video game alright the game is loud alright I got some audio lag better much better it almost sounds like I I sang pika [Music] yes [ __ ] well there's got to be some kind of see I see something there you see that there's there's some cheese this level has cheese I could just get into that goal like like a [ __ ] am I gonna be able to do it no I'm gonna try a few times though yes the monkeys in balls are having the little monkey fellas are doing good tonight whoo I lose a lot of speed here trying to get more speed don't worry about that darl fast I'm gonna be able to do this look at that you lose so much speed someone was asking if referee is the god of monkey ball still there's no God of bananas so I'm gonna go with raw but I [ __ ] [Music] so you know oh Jesus we're gonna we're gonna try this again this time ah damn maybe I need a rolling start bunnyhop to gain speed it's not quite how that works maybe maybe it works I'm gonna gain bunnyhop you mean like crash into a thing savestates I'm playing this on the weak ain't got no savestates I don't want the bananas I just want to complete the level I think I need to start prepping to get onto the next platform a little earlier you know what I mean like that maybe hang on can I get back up here no too steep yeah I'm gonna look up the the method I want to see this is the speedrun strat I learned almost nothing from watching that video but I know what to do now oh oh it gets steeper you gotta take a hard turn into 2 monkeyball land ah well I learned what what I learned was like I didn't learn any secret strategies so I guess I did learn something but I didn't learn like there's no specific trick to like cheesing the level it's just don't be an [ __ ] and play well futures and balls and say make big strides like John Lennon [Music] like to apologize for any noises you hear and any rage expressions I don't know how I [ __ ] that up it's gonna get salty tonight [Music] there's definitely there's definitely a wrong way to do this and the right way is to pull the thumb stick so hard to the left and right that your arm almost comes off [Music] all right raw where I'd need it this time [Music] damn it raw like my entire body is moving from side to side you Kim my entire body like in the Super Mario Brothers song it's exactly that right now 600 deaths apparently 601 and that was the 601 right there at 602 I think I kind of [ __ ] that one up God my little monkey fella does not want to do this thing yeah not this time okay this this one looks like go at appropriate time can I get a timecode on this for a pause buffer oh wait I probably don't eat it now oh [ __ ] goddamn it I think this is probably gonna be it yeah oh boy let's see what kind of stuff we got going on here [Music] good it's a good start you can't move your butt patata feebly that's coming back I'm bringing it back just tonight only a one-time only affair coz coz coz this game demands it [Music] I might be able to do this one I could take my time with it but I'm gonna try the cheap out strat that was almost a cheap outright let's let's see [ __ ] yes yes good cheese take my time go through the maze I probably could you know [Music] you can choose this one easy I see I see but I'm not in it to win it I'm in it to cheese it that is interesting let's see yeah it seems like that's gonna be the spot I just have to like not bounce too hard there I'm gonna give this a few more shots before I actually make some sort of human attempt that's the hard way to cheese it really so this is this is actually a confirmed and legit cheese oh wait a minute I think I can do this I want my monkey ball success real to be amazing and it's going to be oh my god my success and salt real will be the same video keep in mind keep in mind [Music] oh that was that was [ __ ] close I hit the edge of it that would have been it too if I didn't hit the edge and get edged have you considered going slow are you quite modest get this guy up against the wall there's one in the spotlight he don't look right to me so close actually don't really ban that guy you know I'm joking I mean we can go slow but not not in this game [Music] damnit I'm so close I'm see I'm just not able to not able to [ __ ] produce the result I'm yep close but not quite [Music] that looks like it was gonna be it booth rah what do you got rough yeah you got any monkey luck these streams have to be infuriating and last night I grinded in Castlevania for like an hour some people are just like yeah like that Jerry Seinfeld gift from Curb Your Enthusiasm where he just gets up and leaves yes I invoked the name of Jerry Seinfeld and succeeded [Music] there was a time when monkeyball had the best graphics or damn close to them did you imagine that getting like your best graphics and video games from a monkey ball game oh that's not good corkscrew I know some things that have corkscrews that was almost my production company corkscrew palace industries I mean it still could be Oh yep yep so this this is what this this is what this level is all about okay I wonder how fast you can go and not get you know sent into space I'm gonna go a little less fast and just kind of try to try through this thing I mean all right and right out into the trash oh well I'll stop that you stop it right out the window not no oh the line must be drawn here it's far no further Oh [Music] there's got to be a cheap out not like that hang on I think I could do this without necessarily having a buffer I just let's go like that oh oh not even impressive-looking just gently nudge myself into the goal yeah this seems like a level you probably go fast [Music] all right well that works call what you mean there's a monkey in a bowl going through a maze you're an idiot Carl play your record you know that's not quite how I wanted this level to go I couldn't I couldn't I juggle the ball [Music] funky fella little monkey fella yes little monkey fella okay we hit 666 people are happy okay you know if that's what makes you happy me dying six six six times then you are in the right place [Applause] [Music] this is it I can feel it that's not it I'm sorry this is it Rios all right we're good we're good we're good and I only just have to do this bar right here it's um it's so [ __ ] hard cuz you got to build so much speed and then cut so much of the speed short it really really really doesn't make any sense cuz you really really have to like it turns you so that oh there you go now it makes funny sense nevermind I lied haha almost I have an idea here oh wait a minute Omo solos [Music] there you go [Music] enjoy story enjoy trash here it is wait the baboon is is the boss but the gorilla is is the subservient okay all this backwards speech when monkeys evolve and they become like super intelligent they're just gonna speak backwards glare at the evil up up poop let us cooperate yeah yeah woo magical spell is EE poo shoot me poo [Music] damn alright what's this gimmick it's kind of this whole game oh I remember this level I think I this one was a piece of [ __ ] wasn't it yeah I'm getting confirmation from members of the jury that this level is in fact a piece of [ __ ] at least they named it appropriately [Music] come on it's just yeah it's it's a very slow level and you have to be really fast otherwise you die it's as simple as that oh here we go I'm gonna fail by like two seconds point 96 holy [ __ ] let's find the buffer I'm gonna take a wild stab in the dark not even close [Music] okay it's just pretty much hold forward and then readjust almost [Music] [ __ ] yeah let's do this interesting [Music] um okay yeah this is this is chisa bull [Music] hahahaha [ __ ] I didn't pull back soon enough yeah you actually have to pull back on the stick while you're in the air but not too soon otherwise you won't make the jump there it is just mundos what did I just say what what word is that was that a real word [Music] you said three worlds three worlds why did I say that what does that mean why did I do that has nothing to do with anything test mundos is [ __ ] in Spanish [Music] how am I gonna get up there oh there it is - is dose right right but I said des mere days [ __ ] yes mieta not test moon dose what are you so miss making up words like me face moon doses three worlds Wow this is the hell of a debate I've sparked by making up a word we're over 700 deaths by the way [Music] monkey color apparently there is a cheese for this [Music] hang on let me see what a let's see what the cheese is Wow wow that's that's fantastic I'm probably not gonna be able to do it but this is there's a extreme cheap out I don't think I have the skill for it [Music] [ __ ] hell I mean I'll try it a few times [Music] anything no not quite damnit [Music] [Music] [ __ ] baby's getting a little closer each time and then a little further and then a little bit wherever cool noises sorry about that noise that noise was terrible [Music] through that no off [ __ ] that was that was it that's how you do it [Applause] [Music] I'll give up if I need to give up but I'm not giving up just yet especially with victory so close then there's that you know let me check this out one more time let me just double-check oh I see all right [Music] I wasn't hitting the corner like you got to go a little faster than that and then you gotta hit the you're gonna hit the corner could you imagine a speed runner actually memorizing the whole game it's just insane to me that people can do that and remember eyes every strategy and practice them so many times that their muscle memory or damn close to it it is done it's just such a such a head trip man five more times and then I'll do it legit coño what does that mean my old boss used to say that what was that one mean I'm gonna find out it means something horrendous in a minute aren't I it means balls vagina oh really oh Jesus [Music] take wider corners and don't stop okay okay I lost track of my my things that I'm doing what I say like five more times like like that that's I think that's what you mean stop going so far back okay well the dude in the video went all the way to the edge so oh there it is there it is okay now I got it [Music] and then you get enough speed to jump off that next like platform thing or like to to bounce goddamnit it's like the thing that sucks is you come this far you just want to keep going you don't you don't want to stop [Music] Oh Dave cap just gave me a good trick which is to let go before the second platform just for like a second and it works it actually [ __ ] works just one more time though wow you got this right Rock [Music] will it help if I throw the controller against the wall because I'm considering that one eight seven seven kars4kids one eight seven seven collars for kids now people are gonna start leaving not so much the fact that I'm doing this over and over again but that song is there he is [Music] [Applause] [Music] I went to I went too far I was supposed to hit that other platform on the way there that's the strategy this Monkey Ball stream is not for everyone yeah if you're down for the clowning then you know good on you [Music] successful [Music] success rice [ __ ] the next three tries I got it [Music] and final try before I get it meaning that was the last try but before not getting it this is the one I get it [Music] alright I'm gonna stop trying to call it and I'm just gonna let it flow I'm gonna send it [Music] alright world 10-6 labyrinth is there a cheap out for this one I hate this level hang on you know what I'm gonna find out right now I'm watching to watch this dude do it real quick yeah this level [ __ ] sucks there's a lot to this level but I think I can do it with a little cheese not too much just a little grated cheese just gonna get a little cheese Stan [Music] no there's a jump he does I see oh my god yeah that's gonna be a tough one [Music] that wait there right there okay so now I see where it is see what I'm doing is I'm hitting the ceiling that's uh that's a stride it's it's the restart strap each time you restart you get better it's real buck try a few more times I know a few more times usually turns into three hours late ill but it's not going to this time [Music] almost yeah this is just a tough level no matter how you look at it from the top from the bottom however you look at it wow that's [ __ ] beans three more cheese attempts goddammit and one more I give up one more for good luck but I think I give up one more one more one more one more final one [Music] okay well I yeah the ride never ends the ride never ends [Music] was that rewatch the cheese or I'll Miri watch the cheese there it is [Music] I don't have enough speed so much I just said if Vinny manages to do this I will eat my scrotum and that's Zorro 127 noted I suppose now would be the appropriate time to say nut up or shut up well not yet but I will in just a minute [Music] goddamnit alright I have to look at the cheese one more time I don't want to look at the cheese but I have to I have to look at the cheese I'm sorry is it gonna be worth the cheese probably not [Music] I've been trying from the wrong edge I got it yeah I don't want that dude to eat his dick damn I was gonna say I don't want the duties dick so we're gonna do five more attempts at the cheese and then I'm genuinely legitimately going to give it up that was it to a tea that's one cherry raw and Zen Zen Ruggeri the god of wine sauce [Music] Jerez on Zen fest I hate this chat sometimes I hate myself even more does this dudes not gonna have to eat his scrotum all right no more scrotums that's it I give up now I actually have to figure out how to play the level the [ __ ] how do you do this level [Music] good several people have been posting different cheese strats yeah I can't do that one there's no way I could do that one nope that's not happening someone just posted a cheese strat that has like a zero percent success rate for a dude like me so that's not gonna happen [ __ ] it's it really is so easy if you just do the cheese strat [Music] scrotums will be eaten a few more of these and then I'm gonna go back to you know doing it the old-fashioned boring way don't Dori no dicks will be in tonight let's just keep going just keep doing it the regular old boring way this leads [ __ ] nowhere [Music] where's the scrotum dude prepare get some ketchup get some ketchup closer and closer we back on we back on what you didn't know was that I was doing a trick by going through the level legitimately I was training myself and allowing my brain to process all the new skills and information that I had acquired damn god damn it I I your monkey ass can go faster I've seen it happen make no mistake so I want to spend my always gonna say Saturday night but that I almost said scrotum is the time approach it [Music] I am yeah the sloppiness is setting in all you have to do is press the jump button I swear to God there is no jump button you leave goddamnit we're gonna stop cheesing after I get it right now like that almost all right watching one more time yeah I see what I'm doing and I see how I'm killing my speed [Music] will that dude have to eat his scrotum find out in a few minutes on vine sauce that Ernest is insane that's too much speed lost almost almost I hope you realize you guys are enabling me [Music] you will fail who will fail but not this time Jerry Ron failed God has got this [Music] damn too slow too slow thank God the full sauce channel has like you can just fast-forward through videos and like skip ahead someone said I want to stop watching but I can't then it's working so I cooked with garlic again today and it did not specify how much garlic was needed but I didn't like blow out my house my house does not smell like Wario's dirty [ __ ] so I did it right I only used as much as I wanted to use so there's your story for the day [Music] there are no when there was there was that was it you know what I get this there's gonna be like a collective release of souls and white substances [Music] all right now I'm now I'm having some issues I kind of lost it again I lost it last attempt scrotal emergencies have been postponed [Music] yep that's it I give up alright let me try to do this level legit again yeah I'm done with this level this this level is disgusting [Music] there it is there's the goal Jesus Christ that was insane you have to actually master the monkey foo to get up there okay for this trick one more time the boy who cried scrotum then are we are we done with nine hundred deaths how many deaths we have we're a 894 [Music] I'm [ __ ] making the most of these lives nope they're days there it isn't yeah I was Tim way too much speed with that yes [Music] does it count I think it counts I think he counts no dude I did the trick that was the trick all right now I got it now I [ __ ] got it so I mean if you don't want to eat you dick that's fine but still I kind of freaked out like when I saw I got over there I just I didn't stop myself that's not enough speed I kind of have the timing down a little bit better though for one I should fall off that would have been it that would have been it if I just fell off a little bit later in an hour we are going to be begging you to go back to the scroll level sure I mean you never know you might love this you'll miss this when it's done you scrotum eat that [ __ ] scrotum now I have to finish the level okay here we go Jesus really this is how I have to complete the level by the way you have to go up here I'm not gonna be able to complete the level holy [ __ ] this part sucks just as bad and that would have been it - I'm almost getting it reliably now [Music] [ __ ] too soon falling too soon [ __ ] and help so I don't know if this guy has to eat his dick if I never do this like I'm not sure how that's gonna work as I made it twice one for each ball damn too wide did not complete equals no scrotum eating well who's defining the rules here you who are you why are you defining the rules should be his choice if he's hungry let him eat oh god it's too early again too early he's not even here anymore that dude left no dicks will be eaten tonight do you know about the nearly extinct dick simians who were eating dicks instead of bananas because they ran out of food yeah well they're going extinct because apparently dicks are not a good source of protein I don't actually condone the eating of anyone's penis please please do not eat a penis if I complete this level please all right rah this is it take me there take me to the river damn it [Music] please please you monkey [ __ ] just get up there quick monkey [ __ ] stock all right it's going a little fast don't you saw how fast I was going [Music] [Music] I told you we're getting to a thousand deaths on this plane through a monkey ball you know what I don't need to restart the first time I [ __ ] up I can go for another one [Music] David Byrne David Byrne will help me I'm gonna pray to David Byrne now he can hear my prayers if he's watching David Byrne lend me your strength lend me your big suit and your weirdness maybe that big suit I tell you later tell you later I'm dedicated to killing my audience with boredom these past two nights it's okay we got it we got a thin the herd a bit thin the herd somehow someone in chat is enjoying this there's a dude who said I'm enjoying this what what is wrong with you I'm enjoying it too to be honest I don't know why maybe I'm a little masochistic I think yeah I think there is a level of masochism here yeah [Music] like there's no like amazing results from this there's no point there's no point it's just and the dude who's gonna eat his [ __ ] is left or he's preparing it with a nice Chianti oh he's here again okay hi how's it going it's all seasoned appropriately Oh God's what have you done that's not how you cook a [ __ ] dick gods please I've seen some [ __ ] rock Hawks in my day and this is the rice right get it ready please please get it ready [Music] [ __ ] this part this part is terrible this is really happening can i really not do this part on now I do it there's the goal you see it on the right can you see the goal on the fright ghost that's not how you cook a dick the [ __ ] is wrong with you dear [ __ ] goat stop even forgot [ __ ] semen honest [Music] get back in the kitchen Punk you [ __ ] [ __ ] rice please to lose your passion to lose your passion for [ __ ] please I'm okay god damn all of this everything could you imagine having to reproduce this trick every single time at a speedrun event could you imagine dear [ __ ] gold [Music] this is an easy trick Vinnie I swear to God get him up against the wall - water the spotlight you look great to me good good [Music] Roger Roger Waters saved me yeah I've been doing this for two hours almost not this level but geez [Music] i-i-i this is now just a collection of colors and noises to me there's nothing here that even resembles a video game [Music] see that a rival movie the aliens like squid creatures with like lips that they didn't have lips today [Music] they can do this kepta pods just think they can do this trick do you think they could die what the [ __ ] was that well it was even just me [Music] yeah [Music] here it is my determination has been I feel like my head is cocked slightly to the left even though it's not like I'm the game is tilting and now I feel like I off balance in real life okay all right all right all right all right all right all right all right get your [ __ ] scrotums prepared for this not again not again come on come on I was able to do this before why can't I do this now though yeah always the last second am I about to get it oh [ __ ] here it is you get the speed [Music] there's the speed [Music] it's the ice you know I quit I quit smoking like three years ago three and a half years ago I've never been tempted this is the first moment since I quit that I'm actually tempted to have a cigarette I don't have any so we're good so here's an ingredient split the [ __ ] and to put some white wine sauce season with salt and pepper seasoned nicely rosemary thyme generous heat let it sit for a while stirring constantly do that now I don't have the speed to get up ah that's cool [Music] there's no speedrun tactic for this if you get stuck on the steps you're just stuck there [Music] that's a cool road to nowhere inside go up the step you [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh I'm so [ __ ] done with this game right now - if I could just exit the ball for a second come on I I just get out of the [ __ ] ball you don't need to be in the ball just just walk use your legs not enough time not enough time I want to beat this game before a thousand we're gonna be able to do it that's up to Jerry no I think I remember how to do this one so you got to get to the platform area I see are you gonna go real fast and then slow the [ __ ] down behind that pillar the death toll is rising lucky [ __ ] that I am [Music] haha [Music] not many levels in this world have been fun only a few and the cheese was extremely difficult in a good time this world [Music] I don't know what's going on with the beat [Music] [Music] sorry just got a little like electrocuted just gonna get a little electrocution stand you can actually get to the edge and if your character if your little monkey fella wow that's awesome it's okay I got this this is it [ __ ] [Music] there's still one level after this can I do some 1000 I got like 20 lives left [Music] the spot my memory is [ __ ] terrible kinda always has been to dull it back in anger slip inside the eye of your mind don't you know you might find a better place to play you said that you've never been and all the things that you've sin slowly fade away gonna start a revolution from my bed as I said your brains I had went to my head step outside summertime's in bloom stand up beside the fireplace take that look from off your face you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out so Sally can wait she knows it's too late and she's walking on by her soul slides away but don't look back in anger I heard you say why can I remember the lyrics to a shitty Oasis song [Music] but I can't I can't remember what paths to go down do you see how [ __ ] terrible this is set the bow at the right spot the memorization aspect of this is crazy so where do I go they're awesome this is I've been doing this level way too much to get confused by this s but it's still [ __ ] happens got it final level dr. bad Boone's base-10 lives for 10/10 it's kind of perfect isn't it and do not you do not hit the switch 12 lives oh is 12 in that tense now it's 11 [Music] you have to go fast now we're at ten lives ten ten ten [Music] you can't jump the second part of the V you have to go around it [Music] let me go around it oh I see what you mean by go around it do that I see got it alright I see what I have to do oh it's fast I hit the switch by accident [ __ ] [Music] I have six more attempts at this before I cross the thousand threshold [Music] oh that sucks all this salt and rage and and anger and wonder and in elation and joy it's coming to an end stock Lewis this is three three lives left [Music] monkey monkey [ __ ] some I am a grown-up mature 31 year old streamer this is what this game does to me and as it's been doing this to me since I played the first one on GameCube [Music] this is it the final try this is the last try this is $9.99 yes yes yes sub 1000 show me this beautiful story of the monkey rangers defeating whatever the [ __ ] did you just say me [ __ ] he's dead now the monkeys can eat their bananas in peace the problem is they can't get the bananas through the balls so they just end up suffocating and dying that's the true ending good and they figured out how to get out of their balls we did it we created a [ __ ] large hard-on Collider for bananas that last life is yours to live don't waste it okay I won't that wasn't very [ __ ] intense stream and I did not expect that to happen but I did it sub 1000 what I want to do is make a real a best-of real and a death real all in the same video any particularly particularly good screams particularly good deaths or just really good moments thanks for watching my struggle with monkey ball monkey ball and seriously you have a lot of patience if you watch that and you [ __ ] got to the end that is good [ __ ] vide pep passed up 32 years old no employer total deaths I'm hundred I'm the island restarts 605 time outs for successful keys strats 15 that wasn't so bad Vincent at least you tried and got yourself a true look in Hamburg although I still have enjoyment in watching other people play video game [Music]

Channel: Captain Weeks

Views: 208,409

Keywords: vinesauce, stream, super monkey ball, highlight, vinny, vinny vinesauce, super monkey ball 2, MrCounterMax, vine, let's play, gamecube, insane, videogames, game, crazy

Id: KOjpLj9-1oQ

Length: 144min 42sec (8682 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 20 2017

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