US Marines drill to commands of Jonathan Winters and four other civilians

now then to introduce our very special guest for the evening if you have any remaining slightest doubt that he is one of the not one of the funniest men you have ever encountered may we suggest that you get this album called here's Jonathan that's the one that I have at home and now there's a new one coming out it's called another day another world there is only one Jonathan winters Oh right okay [Applause] ha ha ha terribly ha ha ha career oh I bought that John that's pretty important you're not gonna go back into the Marines or are you well I'm not thinking about right now this moment Gary I did my trek to tell you the truth and as a matter of fact these are all recruiting sergeants for the Marines yeah we've come to get you you don't need me you look great out here giving those commands well you know it's a lot of fun Gary it takes a little audacity a little self-determination act a little skull work there you know know the movements and the commands and be a rather you know good-looking guy that's all yes I understand it takes that you sounds to me like you're describing the members of our panel well as a matter of fact you're right I thought it might be kind of fun to bring them in on this and if you'll just sort of forward to good news to them I'll fill the boys all right well now just a moment of personal let me tell you what you're going to have to do I'll bet seeing all of you here and you will start you'll be working from over there but you'll take two men who'll Johnny will assign to you and you are to by direct military strictly military order orders you are to march them over so that one is standing under each of these Marine recruiting signs but you might if they are not strict military orders they cannot obey them now before we start that Johnny if you'll just address the troops fine great thank you very much all right man good huh well gang then a lot of fun and we had 16 months of this jazz living on stale shark and drinking saltwater out there in the boondocks every night up to here and swamps and alligators and toads yeah now either shape up or ship out I don't want it wipe that expression up your face get rid of it family where your problems about sweethearts and wives chuckle this is the moment we've all been looking forward to we trained for this lived on the ground eating our 782 equipment that's hard you know that's metal you had a lot of fun no we're gonna have a lot more fun I'd hope to be able to go with you on this little deal but they need me in the wings any questions men that's what I like to hear nah there's not a doubt in your mind what we're going to do now these show folk are going to put you through a few turns we've trained for this let's don't go we don't want 12 are years at hard labor in Portsmouth do it okay gang I like the cord onto your Mac all right okay boy good luck there yeah look great especially I can do with him Betsy Palmer come up here hisk Colonel Palmer now he will point out the two men who are called file number one you address them as file number one files yes he'll tell you which two they are what you doing all right I've never been in the Corps didn't anyone know how do you make them go on angle really kind of simple uh that's right this is the file right over here we're gonna start well there's this group right over here all right all right Randall the boys on gentlemen oh sorry just to make it tougher all right stand by file one come on hey - right Hey screaming come on hey there hey okay which ones do I take alright [Music] the Americans honey in the boat haha hey hi horn much stop [Music] that marquee right to the ride Hey forward harch Oh to the right Hey in place tax it would hatch Oh whoops not away no I don't want them to go right face I want them this way let's face about face very good [Applause] that was perfect nobody knew any better than that hello John we were in the Spanish America Miguel terrible I knew they still using the same command with which they're filing in fact the file right here there's me why said to second file left face so weird huh not half step and hope right big blue huh half right huh whoa oh they don't know half right now right phase two steps forward great phase hey our best oh you got your guys started backwards good luck hey Johnny you know if you're going to depend on the distaff side of our panel we're gonna lose the next war we just have to it's not funny I know hi hey where we going which one are mine that's the third file here they're gorgeous hey fellas fellas [Music] about-face that's beautiful forward march [Music] hope I said it before you did you'd listen to me they would have been over there already how do you tell them to take one back step back [Music] [Applause] now apparently the one likes you more than the other I know and the other one likes you more than he likes me some days you're lucky uh you up how do I just get one of them now - Parris Island for a week sir ah would the first marine information given : circuit sergeant uh one step back take left faith gorgeous that's not like an army training up at Grossinger's one step back cake alright now we're gonna make it tougher on you because you've had three chances I mean you've had a chance to watch them three times you do the same thing although at no time are you allowed to say halt that's to be one continuous flowing action and you're up next Murr oh they stopped well you get him you safe home when you get them in line but not before that's a tactical problem maybe we can March them over the other nut beard yeah yeah all right boy ten ten ten oh they already honor hey he's got brown shoes in ready mark time one two three mark time boys mark time one them to mark time is definitely an item to march Oh ready will you get two with the same thing wait Lord March backwards march forward left Hey turn right one two three four five six seven eight nine left flank Paul left flank left oblique oblique boys ob oh I can't stop they stop though that's all the time we have murder that was just marvelous thank you very much they were out in the lion's cage Johnny how in heaven's name are you going to get these gentlemen off of here well I have a new order and I want to say if general Shoop is looking in this is my order believe me it's a little something that you wouldn't find in the everyday Redbook which is the Marines Bible so I'll take the fool it's a jeweler I guarantee you won't find it all right let's see you might see gentlemen off now all right gentlemen you people gave up walk interspersing Lee put you there all right get to know each other [Applause] right there my plank individually gather here for the real fall in and missus notes of Confucian we do hope to see you next week we'll probably all be in marine guard house we'll see oh there's the message of interest from Polaroid [Music] [Music] [Music] poly party this is Robert Stirling things are really jumping since I moved to the country join us Ichabod and me tomorrow on most of these stations Oh

Channel: pianopappy

Views: 678,631

Keywords: Jonathan Winters, I've Got a Secret, Merv Griffin, Betsy Palmer, Bess Myerson, Henry Morgan, Garry Moore

Id: CYwRGd0s-5c

Length: 13min 29sec (809 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 03 2016