Jonathan Winters | Stand-Up (full routine) | Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

[Music] thank you this comb belonged to my kitty I got him so he can walk now and uh not that there was anything to matter with him but I mean walk on his when he's just his two paws really yeah he used to you know like a regular cat all four but now he stands and I got him a little pair of pants hello funny hat listen political buttons in it any she just said Serenity what do you do with the comb oh hey comedies whiskers yeah thank you okay I want you to have that you have any pets no I don't that's thank you very much in case you get one don't blow on it because that's no I'll eat it on cats have that in his mouth get a favor well I thought tonight I just talked to you about the West we're out here out there in television land out here in California and years ago oh maybe back in the 1800s a little group of clowns got in a funny little wagon with a sheet over it and some cows and horse and a little dog in a kitty and about 17 odd clowns started moving West you had to be a little odd you know and leave downtown Boston or Philly or someplace like that you know leave a watch shop and just say let's go Margaret so the beginning scene of course is about as I say 17 18 at the most in this little wagon train and there's always of course the wagon Master who's a Burly devil big shoulders tiny waist wrapped in elephant skin and he's you know and all the women kind of oh yeah only about four chicks in the whole Wagon Train but and one's a school mom said hey here my books learn to read so he starts he has a beautiful opening line he says all right move them out then there's always a little guy there strange little cat and he has a little uh mouth org in here and he's [Music] whoa whoa you know and he's a nervous kind of guy and then there there's a guy that's all in black with beautiful pearl handled guns and he's a little kind of you know mini type guy but good shot you know and he says oh I hope we see some Savages [Applause] I caught him too and uh but as as weird as he is he's a good shot then of course there's always an older cat there people that just you know are giving up anyway and and they're ready to turn in but they want to discover something before they do and uh oh man no what do you think ah cut it out Roy shape up or ship out eat your Bane so finally they're moving across the country and they they come to the great Mississippi River the preacher comes out of his little wagon been riding a donkey moose away and he he gets off the donkey and he has the book here and he said Lord willing friends let's gather round here please put that down and a little kid starts to run around the fire yeah I always have a couple little kids in our atmosphere okay okay put that down put it down baby Elizabeth you don't know where it's been cat groundhog [Music] suddenly on the far Ridge some 3 000 Indians are there and they they're hungry you know and they're out of bread and some sauce they need and stuff and some goodies some cattle and they're I got their eye on a fun collie there and uh so they um I understand oh no the guy oh there they are there they are [Music] suddenly of course the Pioneers are hiding behind the wagon wheels and the dog and they're ow suddenly the seventh cavalry riding along about three thousand miles from the fort the normal day and the major looks down you see these poor Devils being wiped out and he says beautiful lines that looks like there's trouble down there oh what oh okay right down and of course the Indians see these poor devils and the Seven clowns in Blue from this us seven Cavalry and they just come and blew the three thousand Indians no more hours and the Pioneers are jumping up now we're saved oh yes and little kitten Falls forward and out of excitement parishes and uh sickle in there and there's a few more shots and screen of smoke and a pause and you'll hear ah not bad first time play white man horn [Applause] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: The Smothers Brothers

Views: 140,675

Keywords: smothers brothers, the smothers brothers, Tommy smothers, dick smothers, the smothers brothers comedy hour, clown jewels, stand-up, stand-up comedy, Jonathan winters

Id: QBp1l4GDcLQ

Length: 5min 58sec (358 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 20 2023