Dean Martin & Jonathan Winters - Airline Passengers

this is your stewardess fasten your seatbelt until we clear the turbulence like that I'm sorry hey maybe it's Dean Martin my first this seat taken - it look like it's taken fella he's rude Margaret I like urine on the television sweet booze what time we take my playback wait wait a good topple short hey little I love him me touch him on the leg a little bit I don't care sir hey give us a little this thing way I was flying out to Kent or incidentally let me give you my name I'm I'm Howard steffel finger the American Kinlan coming anytime you want any kindling lay it on me sweetheart I'll give you all the stick SHINee smoking one of my own sticks you know you ain't mother my smoke no cigar now I know that I know that I remember the club' I've flown I guess about 3,000 times of least forget your belt gain like ants redesigned offensive humor offense de fumer yes defense T fumer that means put that thing out that's what it means that's part of the penalty of pay clown for going first class you can do almost anything you want to you understand that you'll be nice to me I pay for your television show believe it or not I may not be your sponsor but I'm folks I'm people understand hmm nice to me boy there a lot of coops on these planes you know watching that little rack up there nice to me boy right Margaret sweet woman my fourth way first three were rotten teenagers all of them kids but fun rains you know nothing up here but from here on down gangbusters my wife now she's 72 little scene iron you know but a lot of money no when you get on in yours that's what you're married for anyway hey with this ring I thee Wed I met you I bet you got a lot of weirdos in show business I mean no you're a lot of weirdos sitting next to me I'll tell you that though huh do you mind putting that thing out ah we're saving Fred alright I'll take a leave rarely say you know it's a little bumpy on my side you want to sit next to me no I'd rather not I've got that acrophobia I don't want to see what's out there what is out there by the way besides the strip are we taking off yet I never know hey you don't have a sauce on you do it i watch you I do it no I don't tranquilizers anything like that to calm me down I am nervous you mind if I just try and read this what are you mine are you reading one of your your television scripts or is it a movie a movie it is a movie why you yelling at me I'm right next to you I am to be in a cannon outfit in World War two ever make fun of a veteran fella you were doing those silly little shows I was out there man want me to tell you about it I'm one of those heroes it likes to talk about it well I didn't mean anything against it you know what I mean okay my outfit did that clerk as I recall did that Hey I'll write you a letter you know I just did that I know what you did no what'd you do how about that ring huh hey you've done all right I don't wear much jewelry just this thing chain of time can we watch your movie I've enjoyed most of your pictures you played a lot of cowboy stuff every I imagine so hey let me give you something here hey mrs. Goodwin hey George DNA soup down here is that down the riverbank looks like it's all swamp water hate it John Wayne clowns that give your cannon Oh well you better be careful fella or your dead where you're set Walter Brennan Margaret didn't get an M how come markers back there in Taurus and you're up here in first class well she's a little more nervous than I am well if we crash he's gonna crash too ain't you boy don't talk about that I don't even talk about that that is that's nothing to jest about whatever whatever came out of it well came into your mind about that hmm you got my thing going around my face this thing is pretty bad isn't it finale's rode by my brother all right strange guy in the basement my brother yeah he comes up for Thanksgiving give a little chicken some turkey once in a while great guy no that's a guy's say listen uh I just want to tell you something you know hey I want to ask you about a lot of the girls you're probably having you're basically a pretty guy well Vince I'll this worry about me remember better don't worry about me either okay veteran go ahead that straight okay gosh darn right clothes Wow any any closer man Tyler to come back there's a pilot hi there haha funny the guy backed in there hold it down at all do you just keep rattling life is a ball you know that mr. Wagner life is a ball I want it to sorry I didn't mean to touch you it's alright hey that's a good-looking chick who's that if your work with her analyst Steckler I like through the regular way st. that's some boy huh yep two of them kissing on a beach there the transistor radio that's teenager movie though I never say this it's not 45 minutes insane kissing you know and I don't know the chamber changed it's like Halloween all year round in it sure is only Skippy's on the beach and everybody you bet your sweet cheek haha I would have sworn you said well I'll crawl when it yeah I got some dandies for you let's you had your sweet cheeks where are you said that on television people standing that's frightening man good night pirate she got off her 30,000 feet say just one other thing that looks like we're coming into the Los Angeles area here and Margaret's back there's you know I guess I yeah I guess she got back on weird chick yeah she's got two electric fans that's what keeps her up I am uh I was uh putting on a headache yeah I want to come formally normally she sits here with me believe it or not it's just a penalty she had to pay this time what's he do I don't want to discuss it well what's he do gee was naughty normally as I say she she sits here and we we play a little game you know hold off horns I in order to copy town she always kisses me I wonder one caste to me wonder if you'd kiss me while our going into the glide pattern I don't think so so no I don't like the kiss and glide shame on you well and I'll kiss you Uncle Dean no you're you're an awful nice guy and I didn't mean to bug you honest to Pete I incidentally this is my luggage check it's all food kenneling that's on me so much but it's from here we're hearts on the right side this is full of kindling can we and with the American killing coming just think of those cold chilly nights I imagine you have a few in California you and Jenny are sitting there and for the fire burning my Kinlan I'm getting emotional now besides I think I'm gonna throw up

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Published: Thu Aug 28 2014

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[u/Lochlaven1969]

Mr Winters was the best!

[u/AdRevolutionary1316]

Robin Williams was mentored by Winters

[u/ranak12]

There's a reason why Robin Williams loved him.

[u/Burpreallyloud]

never heard or read him being called "Jon" only "Johnathan"

[u/Ok_Kaleidoscope1630]

I think being pretty much struggled to keep up with anyone, based upon his alcohol intake