Understanding The Wife's Code. Jeff Allen

we've been married 32 years and I got my father gave me one really wise piece of advice before I got married and it's held true for 32 years on my wedding day my father said to me before you argue with your new wife and you're gonna argue with her before you do take some time step back ask yourself two questions do you want to be right or do you want to be happy right and then he broke down and sob right in front of me I had no idea what that man was talking about 32 years later I could tell you this I'm a happy happy happy man I have been right in 12 years now Symes I'm gonna have to ask her am i happy oh you better believe you're happy I was just checking with your buttercup call my friends up I can't go golfing but I'm a happy happy a happy man don't get me wrong we argue you've got to argue in your marriage you don't argue in your marriage it'll build up in your brain over time and Fries your brain yeah and then you wind up like those babbling mumbling couples you've seen in this Arizona Florida he's 50 plus years of marriage they're kind of walking down the street the wife is fine it's the poor husband eight feet behind her two scares me to death this poor man's all hunched over he's vibrating mumbled always telling me what to do start telling you what to do I'm a man you can't tell I'm a man I'm a man this poor guy started to try to win back all the arguments he's been throwing away for 50 years you know he was 63 when he got married now he's four foot one look at the poor man weighed down by half a century of apathy leave a toilet seat up if I want to leave a toilet you don't tell me what to do I hope you sit in the water every night I don't and that's what she turns her on what'd you just say to me I didn't say scary if they learn how to communicate that's the word communication you have to learn how your spouse communicates that takes time many women communicate different it took me two years of marriage to figure out my wife will never tell me to do anything around our home if Tammy wants me to do something she'll ask me a question it's from the question that I got to stand there and figure out what if she wants me simple example say I leave a pair of my underwear in the middle of the bedroom floor which Frost's my wife that's her word when she's angry that just Frost's me Jeffrey if I'm not frosted I'm driving up a wall that's another one kids had come in where's mom she's up the wall of frostbite that's all I know you won't believe what put her there man was that pair of underwear in the middle of the bedroom you're looking at the most powerful piece of cotton I'm playing it over so I leave my underwear in the middle of the room would she come to me and say to me pick those up that's three words Hey pick those up three words what she said no because that would be simple direct and right to the point and at that moment we would be communicating at the highest human level the way God the Creator intended it through language she looks at me looks at my underwear and then asks are those yours I sure hope they are otherwise I got a few questions of my own what do you want that's the only question a man has for his life what do you want to quit talking in code and tell me what you want my favorite question we weren't married two months I'm leaving the house I got golf clubs on my shoulder got golf shoes in my hand and everybody knows what she asked me where are you going I was only married a couple months I didn't know any better I looked at I've gone bowling Colombo if you're taking notes that would be the wrong answer an hour later I was still in my living room come on tell me what is this about please I mean I can make the back nine just let me it's about knowing the right answer that's why why you're beautiful intelligent wife would ask such a banal question I know better today I'm leaving the house with golf clubs on my sholder day in tammy's is where you're going we'll put these in the car baby I'm gonna come back and mow our lawn that's just practice and leaving for golf hey did you know that Drybar comedy has their own app you can download it right now to watch save and share clips and you can watch my entire comedy special right on your phone how cool is that

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Length: 5min 7sec (307 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 26 2019