A Day In The Life Of A Stand Up Comedian

welcome to a day in the life of a standup comedian c cla's fell last 45 minutes in bed we're going sh CL fell then she did it's very early and I've got to drive back to home and then I've got to drive to the depot Center no no pause it there all right um subscribe I don't know if you can hear this but this car is shaking like [ __ ] and the beauty of this you don't even know what I'm [Music] driving I'll do it one day me I'll just do it I'm bored I'm very bored so I just got home then and um I just need to grab a jumper and change my pants and then I'm off forward again so I've just got all the parcels then about 40 I think I got so it's not too bad then the destination is on your right thank you it's going to take me 2 hours about to do this but yeah Fu 40 to do so let's crack on bye-bye this job is so [ __ ] annoying stay tuned cuz you might catch me live quitting nobody's in the house cuz why would there be everyone's at work considering we're in a crisis for living here like no one's got any money every [ __ ] is ordering Parcels anyway I got another 38 to drop off [ __ ] me 40 pels blip like that quick s and we move [Music] all right I'm actually on my way now to the gig um I've got 6 minutes to get to the station I've got to get there for six and they pull names out of a shoe so I might go I might not so but this is the CRA this is the life this is the day in the life of it you go work in the morning during the day you write I forgot to film that uh and then you you race to gigs and pay four part for training tickets so I'm just I'm just walking to hot water now so see if I get on I didn't get chosen so that's the end of the night guys I'm so sorry it's just how the cookie crumbles but instead of moaning and crying I'm going to going to show you a clip from last year this is me old set so yeah and if you want to see me new set go to my Instagram below and you will find details on how to see it bye keep that Applause going for the next ACT to the stage Dylan Jones everybody yeah all right Nel lad everyone loves n it's [ __ ] boss lad it's better than Dylan anyway um but yeah me Bird's broke me me bird are broke up recently cuz was having a bit of an argument she cl cl fell in last 45 minutes in bed like we going sh cla's fell then she did [ __ ] I was just AR BR I was like [ __ ] I didn't mean it like yeah [ __ ] just kept imagining it do you know what I [Music] mean some kid in a wheelchair buming me bird for 45 minutes [ __ ] hell [ __ ] you can watch the Titanic and he still be going 45 minutes 45 minutes is a long drive [ __ ] hell never mind a sh [ __ ] hell list if if if if a guy or a lad lasts more than 30 minutes he no into you [ __ ] H oh yeah that's how I that's how I sure I car about them anyway yeah [ __ ] buying buying clothes and buying gifts and that just [Music] [ __ ] starts off looking like a l finishing off looking at [ __ ] Steven ains baked [ __ ] crippled yeah [ __ ] him she was all right though this girl she [ __ ] stun I like and um like I love it do you know the start relationship when you're in that like cushy stage where it's like [ __ ] is a a l card so was like [ __ ] like you don't know why Rex broke up with her that TI is [ __ ] brilliant it's like okay it's like the soft spot you know what I mean [ __ ] it I wish stay there forever remember it did this girl like she [ __ ] dirty like yeah yeah she was like oh oh dlan can I call your dad said [ __ ] I like can you [ __ ] your dad's a tar [ __ ] so [ __ ] that love yeah I've been on the bounce a bit recently like um back on scene [ __ ] [ __ ] in town with polo shirt on [ __ ] go going for it and um I've been been watching like different Lads and you know the techniques with like with women and that and um so you've got one guy he he stirs he's a bit shy he's [Laughter] like and every so often he says some dumb [ __ ] like you whales yeah [ __ ] weird all he [ __ ] loves Jaffer cakes yeah you got you got the vapor or the vapist you [ __ ] He's lethal in [ __ ] [ __ ] pregnant you don't have to speak to a girl [ __ ] you got you got Michael Jackson oh hi little boy oh wait you're not a boy bye bye now I wonder how he got them kids in his room though F I got some chicken nuggets come on Nel show us your McNuggets [ __ ] hell imagine if you had Twitter [ __ ] hell [ __ ] hell you long you been together sorry few months few months [ __ ] you still C stage yeah you don't say is she's going to ter you when you get home yeah no that's cool that though I wish out a girlfriend I think um yeah I'm I'm looking for a a brunette with a beanie in an attitude [ __ ] that's my type um yeah how about you are you doing yeah yeah sick what's your name Luke Luke boss name um Skywalker no Walker a family is it yeah [ __ ] meant to be lad I'm I'm going to [ __ ] off anyway hey it's been magical C Dylan Jones everyone day in the life of a stand up comedian eating a Subway in an Alleyway I'm still going to upload this cuz it's genuine sometimes you get the gig sometimes you don't all right guess where I am guys yeah back in me [ __ ] C again do you know what this video has been so bad so subscribe bye-bye

Channel: Dylan Jones

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Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 27 2024