Delicious! No no no I like this a lot This not how you make green curry haiya Mr Chilli Jam AKA Jamie olive oil He disappoint Uncle Roger's so many time now How his Thai green curry chicken gonna be? Subscribe to Uncle Roger Channel We so close to 4 millions niece and nephew in family And when we hits 4 million Uncle Roger gonna make my own ramen So smack the subscribe button now Go! Guys, we gonna make Thai green curry It's delicious, fragrant My family love it We gonna go one cup of rice That's enough for four people One cup rice for four people? Is your whole family just baby bird? haiya That like five grain of rice each You starving your children Jamie 8 second in, already make mistake He the Usain Bolt of fucking up I'm in 2 cups of water This is the perfect equation For the perfect fluffy rice A pinch of salt Lid on, top medium heat, Happy Days No no no not happy day no You don't have rice cooker It's sad day for Uncle Roger We're going to make a paste Peel a thumb-sized piece of ginger We wanna go in with your thumb size My thumb not your thumb right Thumb sized piece of ginger Haiya, ginger wrong Use Galangal Nobody use ginger for Thai green curry. Nobody! Thumb sized piece of ginger Into the food processor Into the food processor Food processor... Jamie I thought you have pestle and mortar when you making the Malaysian fish video I see you have pestle and mortar, where is it? Use your pestle and mortar, where is it? Niece and nephew Food processor Not replacement for pestle and mortar Because food processor just slice shit up Pestle and mortar can do Uncle Roger favourite thing- pounding Pounding bring out all the flavor Maybe that why Auntie Helen pound so many other people Into the food processor Then we gonna go in with the lemongrass Now I need to spank it No no no no Now I need to spank it Stop spanking Spanking not gonna do anything You gonna throw it all in food processor anyway it's spinning at 9000 RPM If you spank harder than food processor Then I feel bad for Mrs. Oliver Sorry Jamie's children And then this part, I'm just gonna break that up and put that in Four cloves of garlic Garlic, good And then 6 leaves of Kaffir lime Kaffir lime, okay A pinch of cumin Beautiful Little green chilis here Who is that See I think that Jamie wife running away from spanking Little green chilis here Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3 What, what he say? I'm gonna go for 3 Three? Just 3 chili for you curry? Haiya Out with the seeds, I'm gonna go for 3 Uncle Roger making Thai green curry for 4 people I gonna use like 20 or 30 chili But he use 3? That's less than 1 Chili per person Why even bother with the chili This not gonna be curry, this gonna be smoothie Haiya Not Enough chili Uncle Roger predict your curry not even gonna have green color keep watching video, See if Uncle Roger prediction correct Little green chilis here Out with the seeds also why you deseeding the chili Why Uncle Roger realize this is white people favorite thing They liked throwing out seeds of Chili Seed is where all the flavor is Don't be pussy, eat your chili seed, haiya Jamie, don't need to take the chili seed out you got five children you have more than enough seed Out with the seeds I'm gonna go for 3 2 shallots That's so many shallots A nice bunch of coriander Too much coriander haiya Wait wait so that your paste? That the all the ingredient for your paste? No galangal, no white peppercorn, no shrimp paste Just that little sprinkle of cumin not gonna do shit This curry gonna be so weak so weak Then a table spoon of groundnut oil into the pan It's fairly hot I'm gonna go in with 750 grams of chicken And also the chicken thigh is tastier so we'll fry this off, 8 minutes in a hot, hot pan Haiya no no Metal spoon on non-stick pan that not even the biggest crime in this picture You're not supposed to fry chicken like this for green curry haiya You need to mix the chicken with the paste And then stir fry it together Jamie Oliver haven't get one thing right so far You just making chicken stir-fry now and earlier you make smoothie He making every other food except green curry What crazy thing he gonna do next? In the supermarkets today you can get a whole bunch of different mushrooms What？ We've got king oysters here But you get those little mixed pack of Nobody put mushroom in curry 400 grams? Quarter some we can leave these whole This much mushroom And he use 3 chilis? Now he making mushroom soup haiya Too much mushroom Who gonna eat this much mushroom in one meal Jamie Just because you put in Enoki mushroom it don't make this any more Asian This curry so white It's about to book spa holiday Look how amazing that is So I'm just gonna push the chicken to one side Don't push to one side, throw it out and start over Loads of texture, loads of different shapes Look at that mushroom, that big ass piece of mushroom Who want to eat that in your curry? You're just eating green curry Then just one big blob of mushroom get in your mouth And when you cook mushroom all the water from mushroom come out So this dish not even gonna taste like green curry It gonna taste like mushrooms sweat haiya And that suck up some of the lovely fat that's come out of that chicken as well These little delicate mushrooms here I'll put those in just at the end No, don't put it in Now we got some nice color on the chicken and the mushroom I'm now gonna go in with the paste. Delicious! No, no! I like this a lot Uncle Roger so upset I put my legs down from chair This not how you make green curry haiya You don't just wack it in like it's soy sauce Green curry you cook the coconut milk Pour the green paste in And then you boil until the fat coming to surface Beautiful green fat Not just throwing random shit in pan This is worse than his egg fried rice video Where did you learn How to make Thai green curry From Kay's cooking channel is it Haiya I'm now gonna go in with the paste Delicious, fast cooking Don't brag about being fast It's easy to be fast If every step wrong Straight in with the coconut milk And I'm using a coconut milk that's light So give that a little shake Now in with the mangetout Now in with the mangetout Put in so much Remember 3 chili Three A 200 gram of the worst vegetable ever mangetout If vegetable taste like sad Mangetout taste like terror Is this what British people think green curry is Is this what they eating needs 2 minutes to cook, so that's kind of your timer now Of course you can use any other seasonal greens Have fun with it, make it your own Don't make it your own Make it Thai, please Oh no Fish sauce Wrong brand Everybody buy fish sauce, you buy the squid brand Not this bullshit brand One-and-a-half Wrong again nobody used lime Wrong again, Thai basil just use a pluck Don't slice How many things can he get wrong in one video, haiya I can't even put my leg back up on chair ever again You've kind of got like, ginger tea infused rice Where the tea come from? we'll just use a fork just to scuff up Oh my God that rice Cuz what we want is light, fluffy rice Oh my god the the rice looks so clumpy and wet haiya Niece and nephew Please hit subscribe button now Uncle Roger need the strength to carry-on Rice Here my friends is our curry Balance with lime and the seasoning from the fish sauce Finish with some herbs What a wonderful dish More chilis guys, more chilis Oh So four chili Yeahya！ Here my friends is our curry Balance with lime Niece and nephew Does this look like Thai green curry to you? Uncle Roger put on screen show you side-by-side Haiya this doesn't look like green curry at all See, this curry don't even look green He didn't use enough green chili What is this mangetout mushroom bullshit? If your Curry mostly look like mangetout and mushroom You fucked up Uncle roger can't even say haiya anymore It too much pain I'd rather have Auntie Helen leave me again He has no pestle and mortar but somehow he still crush all my hope and dream It's lovely to see little pops of colour Thai green curry Thai Green Curry cooked in the time that it took to cook some basmati rice basmati rice, wrong rice Use Thai Jasmine rice for Thai green curry Is he trying to get Guinness world record for most fucked-ups in one cooking video? Look at that! So let's have a little go Very good It's got that wonderful sort if tropical flavour like really really perfumed Uncle Roger never hear anyone Describe curry as tropical before Of course you could swap the chicken out for tofu No don't put tofu I see before what you do with tofu Leave tofu alone There you go guys, Thai Green Curry Jamie style Really really nice, if you want the recipe, click on the details below Don't click And if you want a cocktail to go with this Then go over to drinks tube and see my friend Dheeradon, where we did an epic mojito No please don't Learn to make green curry properly first No need to pair it with mojito with lime He so clueless but confident Where he get all his confident from? Regular people have Impostor syndrome Jamie have the opposite of that This Jamie make Uncle Roger cry again The only thing he get right is the set design It's so pretty This is old school Victorian English kitchen remind me of simpler times Back when Jamie Oliver can't upload YouTube video Food processor How many times I've paused the video so many times 50 seconds in This video is gonna be painful This pestle and mortar is gift from Auntie liz Go checkout carbonara video if you haven't We have both talked about how much we like pounding I think that his assistant Even she know this gonna be shitshow Jamie don't need to take your seed out, you have five children You got more than enough seed You got five children You got more than enough seed If vegetable taste like sad Mangetout taste like terror I'd rather have Auntie Helen leave me again than watch this shit Many niece and nephew telling Uncle Roger Jamie Oliver better at making Italian food not Asian food Should I review Jamie Oliver making carbonara Niece and nephew Leave comment down below Let Uncle Roger know if I should review Jamie Oliver making Italian food Maybe it will be better
