JOSHUA WEISSMAN MESSED UP THAI GREEN CURRY

uncle joshua weissman one of the best youtube chef ever he nailed his egg fire rice he nailed his tom yum but he making terrible choice when it comes to facial hair hi uncle joshua why you look like guy who gonna talk to me about nft today uncle josh are back making thai green curry can he maintain his uncle title let's see let's see this video is sponsored by expressvpn he's a nephew do you know netflix so sneaky they hiding so many shows from you depending on where you live like if you in u.s netflix only have american version of oh boy that one of the worst movies ever but look at this uncle roger used express bpn to change location to south korea and now the correct old boy on their fuel no matter where needs and nephew live expressvpn can help you get thousand marshall using netflix without expressvpn it's like cooking green curry without shrimp paste you end up with the white people version of everything express vpn super fast also so nice and nephew can watch show in hd quality with zero buffering buffering is most annoying thing imagine if you watch uncle roger like this you will throw computer out window find out how you can get three month express vpn for free by visiting expressvpn.com uncle roger i'll click link in description box below okay so today we are making a thai green curry but not just a thai green curd then you're gonna make your own curry paste from scratch in a mortar and pestle by hand yeah good takes time good good good keep making green curry paste from scratch that good because in western country very hard to get good green curry paste like when uncle roger make my thai green curry i make my own paste also but if niece and nephew live in thailand okay to buy curry paste from shop because take a secret recipe passed down by generation or even better kidnap random thai auntie ask her make green curry paste for you because good green curry worth kidnapping someone for so start by combining two teaspoons or four grams of coriander seeds one teaspoon coriander seed correct cumin correct or three grams of white peppercorns correct peppercorn correct into an oven that's been pre-heated to 320. yeah i went for what just toast in pan uncle joshua asian people we just use our one as storage for pot and pan until lightly toasted you could also do this in a pan if you want then let this cool oh okay here dressed that prepped are you ready for this very thinly slice nine thai chilies three serrano chilis okay 12 chili total good amount no chili's two small shallots shallots of garlic garlic good true stems no leaves oh oh no no first mistake not cilantro stem green curry you need cilantro root cilantro root root and stem difference somebody didn't pay attention in biology class stuck of lemongrass a two inch knob of peeled galangal please here okay galangal is key that right unless dom replace kalanka with ginger kalankau and ginger not the same thing people who think ginger can replace kalang gao are the same people who think jaime oliver can cook quickly very finely chiffonade three kaffir lime leaves now since these are all getting out good chopping in order to make grinding easier align mine up i get a large mortar and pestle certain passage correct correct grind those with your pestle white grind don't grind high yeah just like nephew nick you don't want to grind uncle joshua you want to pound go watch my green curry we joke go see how good uncle roger is at pounding that how i gonna win the heart of anti-esta your pestle until you get a powder then get a towel underneath because you're destroying your countertop follow that up with your sliced thai chili good pounding should always destroy countertops granules into he pounding here okay he's pounding and really get in there and grind pound thing wait wait that that it he just pound two stroke and he finished feel bad for his girlfriend just two stroke high uncle roger can pound at least twice as long this will take two to three minutes depending on your technique i rough shot my slice skill angle and added that grind that down until it's pestified another one to two minutes the natural lemongrass which has also been pretty finely chopped actually don't need chops so fine because it's gonna get pounded to [ __ ] anyway this is where technique comes in pal use human instinct sensual spark technique use your grinder to press it that's not even pounding what technique you twist your pencil to get it nice you want technique go watch mock wind mother-in-law that's the right technique not this stirring [ __ ] till smooth followed by coriander stem also till smooth coriander root not stem your garlic smooth smooth and last but not least finish that off with a half teaspoon or four grams for you correct correct shrimp is good and he used a lot that's the right amount not the wide amount good job uncle joshua blending all that together tooling in at around 15 to 20 minutes of grinding yes it's tedious but the effort turns into reward when everyone is moaning at the dinner table though morning at dinner table this cooking wee joe not only fan you'll know it's smooth enough if you can form a what you're doing hey yo it's the green curry this is not play-doh don't play with your food uncle joshua this green curry looked like my ex-wife before makeup my god can i have your autographed so on to the easiest part the curry in a medium sized pot add 2 tablespoons or 28 milliliters okay or go in there over medium heat until hot hot bing-bong then add all of your curry paste wait what all of it curry paste already no no no uncle joshua no green curry got two method first step you either fry the coconut milk to split the oil up like how uncle roger do or you do more home style well you mix the curry paste in water and boil it like how much weed mother-in-law do you don't just stir-fry the curry paste big mistake here cook that guy down stirring often until it's relatively dried out and is starting to stick to the bottom of the pan about three to four minutes then stir in five cloves of very finely chopped garlic garlic cook for about 25 but you have garlic in your paste already of a cup or 177 milliliters of chicken stock wait chicken stock no chicken stock 177 milliliters of chicken stock chicken stock should not be first liquid in there when the coconut milk gonna come uncle roger waiting here half an hour now coconut milk still not here are you growing the coconut tree right now joshua why wait so long for coconut milk where the coconut milk chicken stock we put near the end used to thin out the curry not the first thing to go in uh yeah curry paste then add 1 tablespoon or 17 grams of palm sugar in palm sugar correct remember don't use white sugar white sugar for white people palm sugar and two tablespoons or 30 milliliters of fish sauce fish sauce good is dissolved then add one 13.5 ounce or four finally the coconut milk goat in milk followed by three additional kefir lime leaves bring that to a light simmer and reduce the heat to low and if you wanted ultra velvety smooth then at this point you would blend it with water until as smooth as you like no need head what what he doing no need hand planted you already pound it it's so smooth that just chicken stock and tree leaf in there plan what blend he just trying to show off his blender or something bring it to a light simmer and reduce the heat to low look at this curry color it's so white this jamie oliver layer well white hi this curry is so white it about to ask uncle roger where i really from add in three quarters of a pound or 340 grams of boneless and skinless chicken thighs cut into okay at least that correct in and simmer for seven to eight minutes or until the chicken is cooked through now it's veggie time yay something healthy for once something healthy hi joshua you want healthy go drink smoothie thai green curry don't eat healthy just make it taste good make it taste good fully allergic to night shades then maybe not one to two thai eggplants sliced about half he say what what anyway add one to two thai eggplants that not thai eggplant this video is starting to unravel now this just regular eggplant regular eggplant is the emoji you use when nephew trying to be dirty thai eggplant don't look like that high thai eggplant little round ball remind me of my testicle just round and green sorry [ __ ] uncle roger should get that checked and that also a lot of eggplant there's so much fiber you're gonna [ __ ] yourself for a month high uh it's about half an inch thick serve that in and simmer for four minutes or until soft then follow that with one half what a hundred 160 grams of snow peas and then just snow pea no no no that is munch too that is what jamie olive oil do in his thai green curry we show no munch to the worst vegetable uncle roger i have to put my leg down from chair this jamie mistake uncle joshua what happened what happened uncle roger take his uncle title away hi yeah what happened uncle [Music] one and a half cups or 160 grams of snow peas this looks so similar to jamie olive oil curry i think jamie oliver will see this curry he gonna go oh this green curry looks just like my green curry it looks really good yeah yeah first uncle gordon loses uncle taito and now joshua also they are the same as auntie helen they just let uncle roger down set so much pain in my heart high yeah i like my snap peas to have some crunch to them so one to two minutes is usually enough and once it's done season then to taste with the juice of one lime lime wrong fish sauce and or palm sugar if you feel like it needs it albeit optional way to save it now large sprigs of thai basil in the hot curry to release them [Music] look at this look at this look more like vegetable soup hi yeah where the thai green curry now you have an incredible curry which should be no it's not incredible nice big bowl beautiful i can't watch anymore and nice heaping ladle fulls of curry on the other see this fried shallots no need fried shallot too fancy and also who eat green curry like this asian people we eat green curry we put green curry in bowl and just scoop into rice only white people do this they spit the curry out the curry cannot touch the rice it like east and west germany what is it about white people and segregation slice serrano chili and fresh thai basil leaves now this bowl right here in my opinion pays respect and homage to one of the greatest curries in the entire world pay respect pay respect to who jamie oliver is it first i think we should just go for the the curry itself aside from all the vegetables and proteins and everything that's in there oh my god looks so white right in the face with the most fresh tigering notice how there are no layer of oil on it it seems like it would be really spicy it's really not very palatable spice level wise i'll give this a like a four point twenty three four five six seven eight out of ten not that spicy as long as you don't launch it to the back of your throat everything comes together beautiful launch it a pack of truth who eats food like that who deep throat a thai green curry needs a nephew if you go on date and your date deep choke the food marry them immediately play perfect high green curry you can make it home and yes you should make the curry paste you're not making this without making the paste period end of story the paste every step correct but the cooking or wrong you want to know what else is creamy and makes you sweat just a little b-roll b-roll so cool for what it all [ __ ] if jaime oliver liked your typical curry you [ __ ] up hi yeah uncle roger disappointed now no more uncle joshua this sad moment in youtube cooking he looked less like chef and more like guy who about to talk to you about nft he nailed egg fire rice he nailed thai tom yum but he don't nail his facial hair go watch my green curry video see how good uncle roger is at pounding that's how i gonna win the heart of auntie esther you want healthy go drink vitamin water or some [ __ ] you want healthy go drink kombucha you want healthy go drink white woman drink go eat yogurt parfait and smoothie or some [ __ ] oh this green curry look oh i didn't wear it i need to wear a plaid shirt can't do an impression of someone just dress like them miss and nephew do you like uncle roger impression of jamie oliver what you think what you think leave comment down below you can't even tell difference and when uncle roger put on this mask and put on my checkered shirt you can't even tell difference they spit the curry out the curry cannot touch the rice like russia and ukraine [Music] i gotta get into trouble for this one put in the bloopers [Music]

Channel: mrnigelng

Views: 3,191,478

Keywords: nigel ng, uncle roger, nigel ng comedy

Id: -Btxuw_hEXA

Length: 13min 59sec (839 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 13 2022

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"What's with white people and segregation?" I'm dying XDD