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what did you buy Tony Tony Netflix consider teenagers aren't apathetic about everything they are just used to you [ __ ] all over whatever they show excitement about tea gets a job I got the job parents well when I was your age I already had five jobs and was supporting my family when Stanley leaves us all Deadpool should do cameos in all Marvel movies in place of him complete with fake moustache aviators and a gray wig on top of his suit of course bold of you to assume Stanley can die the hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic biological drives related to survival including the so called 4s fighting fleeing feeding and mating this line in my textbook makes it almost worth the 160 dollars I spent on it let the textbook say [ __ ] me you know that according to screw Deena anything you put in a box is both dead and alive everyone at the funeral nervously stares at coffin [ __ ] Tina would have hated this interpretation of his work and I'm here for it he might be rolling over in his grave or not me at 19 when literally anything on my body aches it's not easy being old me sees a smooth slash Round Rock Brennan take me why brain you gotta looks like The Wiggles original lineup is planning an 18 plus pub tour can't wait to get [ __ ] smashed while hot potato plays in the background catch me in the pit during fruit salad there's always that one weak [ __ ] in the group that isn't down with murder for some reason I thought both of these were the same post and I sat for a while trying to figure out which ice-cream face was the weak [ __ ] at the Justice League headquarters Batman so what do you do Aquaman I fight all the villains of the sea Batman I've never heard of any villains in the sea Aquaman yeah Aquaman because I do my job we got a fuse old and new memes this is so sad Alex a plain line cat 10 hours the goose is healthy and has been released you fools that's what it wants actually ratatouille is a vicious name you're thinking of ratatouille monster imagine a world without pizza no no stop crying this was just pretend I'm sorry try and control yourself I'm sorry [ __ ] got to Reno the bean thief's foot the beans are growing nicely this year I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires what's a movie [ __ ] you I'm not going into another theater me at my [ __ ] ass long eyelashes being blown into my eyeball you were supposed to repel dirt and debris not join them trust your mother's opinion on people um she married my dad Hamlet oh [ __ ] exit Hamlet big mood no one spoiled Game of Thrones for me I'm not watching it I just need to continue not knowing what happens in it I want to be where the people are I want to see one or cmedancing character in a horror novel the food was delicious though I couldn't quite identify what kind of meat was in it me that's a human person youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by twenty five someone will literally come kill you I've never identified with something more than this it's gonna be the duolingo bird to seize every body moving toward it I spend my life savings on this narrow theme Bar and Grill and you're telling me I need to shut it down on sassou Saturday see your body is 70% water and dad is thirsty this is the most threatened I've felt in a while oh my god he's so big he's so big and I know it time for some cereal idk why I'm laughing so hard but I am wait what do you mean you didn't go to sleep until 5:00 last night what were you doing that whole time Adam Sandler dating sim I swear I will do this every single time one of my little brother's graduates from somewhere you ever eat something you should not have and immediately beg for God's forgiveness this post screams lactose intolerance the face charles martinet makes when he's voicing with luigi [ __ ] kills me every time I see it Sarah I'm so freakin cool and strong I can lift various things and barely even cry the wording kind of makes it sound like every time you lift things up you to cry but only a little sweats a lot would you like a nice glass of juice that makes you stop procrastinator yeah just leave it on the table for me I'll get some in a minute we live in a world where people say this is gross but they lick buttholes Touche rednecks buttholes don't give you cancer that's a sentence I never expected to read but you're not wrong - what makes the world go round asked piglet fat bottom girls replied poo gun controlled lamb you can turn it off but only once Bucky looks like Lee's about to go on a rollercoaster me please talk to me please please please me can't hold a conversation me has nothing interesting to say me is bad at replying me please talk to me tease the [ __ ] out of me I got your nose you are invited to my pool party venue Chernobyl nuclear reactor cooling pond RSVP ASAP when you say the right words in the wrong order wait there it is again there it [ __ ] is I've been talking about this photo for years and never could find it the land party with the guy duct-taped to the ceiling back in ancient times when people still used cathode monitors and when counter-strike was the new thing this [ __ ] is real this is real [ __ ] [ __ ] that happened my sister and I were pulling weeds in the yard this morning and I got distracted machine-gun-fire- like laughter Deena laughs braying laughter horse-like giggles Janice's laugh Plus Netflix subtitles hey ham look I'm Picasso I don't get it you uncultured swine jokes you didn't appreciate as a kid thank you slow walking family in front of me on the sidewalk no please take your time and definitely spread out - so you create a barricade of idiots I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed in other news my flag is being held up by sticky hands I've punched into the ceiling hey Opie quick question you look like you eat buttons off the remote are you uh sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay I sure rap I'll speak French between your legs the hottest things I've ever been told I'm just picturing someone screaming Bonjour Atta penis sacre bleu Mademoiselle vagina hóng hóng hóng to t chromosomes to tikka masala none of you should ever be having sex someone don't lick that ice cream me I'm going to lick that ice cream someone dent me licking the ice cream I gave my sister $100 for her bday but I gave it to her in $1 bills that I folded into a Rigga me so that's how she pays for delivery food and now the pizza girl thinks she's a stripper you're really good at a rigger me holy Sh I learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation why do you hate your sister but stole my Pokemon cards I'd rather see you in this there's nothing there oh wait that was smooth as [ __ ] so this happened mom Meyer are you awake yes can you go get me Burger King you're ugly I didn't answer my mom so she called me ugly talk about gays self-deprecating joke me attempting to socialize with people honestly me I wonder if China has fancy plates called America [Applause] ranks of hand strength one smug woman too agitated woman three angry man four angriest man five guerilla welcome to Applebee's would you like apples or bees bees he picked the bees chef's angrily shake jars of bees bag of wheeze weed do not read long this I meant to say bag of weed I'm gonna need to see your license and richest oh gosh mister Washington I apologize have a nice day sir sad Getty when one eats spaghetti all alone while also being sad and depressed how was dinner last night I had sad Getty past the sad Getty please students we still don't even know how to get checked into a hospital or how to pay taxes school system but you know algebra you're welcome I tried to have an art contest with my friend but it ended with a draw person hey ever think about us being more than friends me yes I totally can see us as dragons here let me find the designs I drew unicycles can't do wheelers tops so annoyed whole world has moved on to pokemons but the cat game just introduced three new caps and I still need about eight mem my dad still isn't over Nikko Watson the beginning of every early two-thousands Barbie movie Kelly Barbie I can't do this thing Barbie yes you can here listen to this story about self insert me as a princess I told that DJ you better put on your ready for this bye y'all ready for this why are you smiling at your firm is it some boy me just placed a Sephora order cool date idea me eating oatmeal by myself if Socrates can make a career out of telling people that they are stupid then why can't I you have been visited by the smart studying dog oh you will be blessed with good grades only if you subscribe to commenter woods and like the video on top food chain waynestock new game course on snap blue hey nice one to check the drive sube micro news - like say my rabbit five o'clock Congrats faster than the transplant

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Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Mon May 20 2019