Tubin with Tim Hawkins

but California levy are you sure you're nice you don't get you know you're nice you're a nice day I think the only nicer state from California has got to be Minnesota and okay shut up no not miss out of people like weird nice like you can't be that nice it's that creepy nice it's like they're hiding something from you kind of nice and I learned that I think this summer I spent some time with our friends in Minnesota they had this beautiful lake house in Minnesota I did an activity I've never done before probably shouldn't have but I did first morning we're just getting ready my friend John's just all pumped ready - well hey Tim work on it do it Ted hey buddy oh we're gonna go nuts today don't you know yeah we are what we gonna do we're gonna go tubing we're gonna talk get a timber tool been on the lake toba you ever told we're gonna tol told Toby ever told okay who are you the sweetest chef from the Muppets who are you birdies who he what Stuben he goes Tolman is you lay down on the tool that's tied to a rope tight in the boat what we do is where you drag around the lake behind the boat in the tool it'll change your life he was right about that and I'm an idiot right so I'm like I'm first man I don't even know what I'm doing do it so I'm like at the end of this pier and I'm laying down on this tube got the lifejacket on I've got the rope on the boat here's what I learn about Minnesota people they're really nice until you put them behind the wheel of a ski boat that's when they get possessed by the devil and want to kill you for fun so Jon's getting ready all right Tim looks good I'm when I start off the boat here we go all right are you ready to go [Music] I mean water going in and out of me faster than I've ever felt it in my life I was it - but that point ladies in jail when I was a PVC pipe something Hey chewing gum I swallowed my was five years old come out of me that's up above uh they don't even make up above anymore that's watermelon and I'm just hanging on may the grace of God to the tube we're going like a hundred miles an hour in the wake and after a minute I realize I'm doing it I'm hanging on and it felt good and and I felt the spray and my hair in the wind in my face and in my adrenals there were the dreaming that start feeling arrogant I got a little cocky I don't know why I started singing that song from Top Gun to the dangers out and then he turned and that's when my life changed now is outside the wick singing Jesus Jesus there's just something about your name I was singing about Jesus because I saw him and then I didn't and some of you know why because then we hit a wave you guys that's the first time in my life I have ever felt my heels touch the back of my head I didn't know I could do that I was kind of impressed physically that I had that in me I was like a scorpion for half a second it's like watch me whip watch me nae nae no don't laugh he whipped my naynay all over that lake back there I had never had my name a whip like that and it didn't feel very Christian but I hung on to the stinking tall I had to if I let go I'd wind up in Wisconsin somewhere we're just getting started so Jeff Gordon he whips it around goes the other way I'm back on the way here's another tidbit you ever cool been in Minnesota they ask you how you're doing back there do not go like that it's not what you want to do unless you want to take it to a whole nother level you push the red button the other man gets the other and he makes the right turn I'm back outside of the week but we hit another way and I hung on then I remember moment I remember I looked up in the corner of my eye I saw something something swooping down from the sky like I said an eagle knows my colon believe that's my descending colon descending back down to the surface of the water okay yeah we need to circle back and get that I know it's only a semicolon now what I need that I need to put that back in there I knew when my swim trunks I lost those an hour ago here a tree somewhere [Applause]

Channel: Clean Comedy

Views: 104,535

Rating: 4.9259257 out of 5

Keywords: Tim, Hawkins, Comedy, Funny, Laugh, Tubing, Stand Up, New, Try Not To Laugh, Clean, Christian

Id: j44Q9XMiJd4

Length: 5min 28sec (328 seconds)

Published: Wed May 09 2018