Tim Hawkins - Helper in the Car

I love marriage marriage is awesome it's so beneficial so many benefits for a guy when you get married haha when you get married you're a guy you get a little helper in the car haha I love my little helper in the car she knows everything about driving it's very convenient for me haha but sometimes I get confused I don't know how I get anywhere without my help around my car I'd probably be bouncing off trees and buildings and stuff but she's there to help like she tells me when the light changes colors at everything it's very convenient and out Falls look like it's green thank you because I was confused I didn't know thanks captain prism see very helpful and not hard for me I always know how fast I'm going with my help lets me know you know how fast you're going yeah I got speedometer right here but thanks to the backup that thing ever snaps in half I got you to back me up [Applause] when you see old guys driving 35 on the freeway it's not cuz they want to they've been trained to for crying out loud their foot has been governed by a woman you ever seen they uh I want to go faster he's don't think I should I just feel like some horrible is gonna happen if I go any lower gonna get an ice pick in my ear hole or something Bad's gonna happen Oy sees very hope boy in the car right she gives me statistics when we're in a car that's right you know that men have the most accidents gee I wonder why that is hmm let me ponder that for a nanosecond it's cuz the woman in the passenger side because you always react and that's okay just don't do the noise oh that that was the garage door opening sweetheart we haven't left yet can you give me a change of pants before we go on it's not gonna work for the gala you thought I was still removing I thought it was a Volvo I'm sorry Pierre drive on one night we got one night's like two o'clock in the morning and it's just I'm just so tired I'm just loosening my wife she sacked out she's got that I live here we hit a bump do look like a more she goes are you okay then she says this you want me to drive Oh what would Jesus do [Laughter]

Channel: Andrew Warren

Views: 2,685,193

Keywords: Tim, Hawkins, Helper, in, the, car, wife

Id: ynRWWy2sWyQ

Length: 3min 32sec (212 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 05 2012

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[u/philip-fry]

Nice try Tim Hawkins