Tim Hawkins - Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy (HQ)

you got two kinds of people in the world you got your people who get it people don't you know you got your jeopardy people and you got your wheel of fortune people you know what I'm saying looks like we got a good cross-section in here because what's the contestants on Jeopardy nice yes I take vacations with puppies you own a hundred pair at the wheel of fortune I won't al can I have an L my favorite letter it's like a 7 mm there's two of them still don't know what it is I need to buy a vowel I'll buy into L I do man I do dumb stuff all the time I do this thing where uh so I really don't have an accent I grew up in the Midwest and but wherever I go in the country I talk like that people in whatever region I'm in so finally like down here I'm like you know hey you mom a new mic yo Rock ooh dude house you true and you all treat y'all a Texas treat your pickup trucks way too seriously you ever known is that you treat your trucks like they're members of the family for crying out loud that's some story heard these two guys talk like dude I hope you didn't even have a dip in you know everybody truck gives like yeah taken last week we still don't know what's wrong with that I wanna hear about this stuff happen in old time you never think it's gonna happen to you hold me cooter that's an in here cooter whoo there's a name here you got two billion choices hmm cutter but I can talk like y'all down here my lima van down here by my on the west coast too much Oh y'all guy could do that to my man you know I think it's cuz I want to be liked or something sometimes that doesn't work out it's embarrassing I was at a McDonald's recently and lady waiting on me she's at the cashier lady she I think she's Puerto Rican because she's you know I was like give me a number three with a coke to give me 40 cents I can give you I beg her [Laughter] and I say I'm just going to get there all right poor father she goes sir you're a say hello to my new friend [Applause]

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Views: 2,000,910

Keywords: tim, hawkins, comedy

Id: CEsdQZEaals

Length: 3min 54sec (234 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 20 2012