Trump, Biden, and Obama Play Fallout Dungeons and Dragons ft Elon Musk - Pres Amica Ep 2

welcome Vault dwellers Raiders Ghouls and mutants [Music] introduce yourselves the name slick brick I'm of course a disciple of Benny who was head of the New Vegas chairman which gives me a bonus to Charisma and luck I'm of course leader of the Brotherhood of Steel nope nope I like it you can't be that op at the start power armor is too much let alone leader of the Brotherhood shut up [ __ ] Don't Kill My Vibe I'm trying to impress Elon Elon well Color Me impressed you can simp later but for now change your character fine but help me pick I can't decide between all these I'm ready do I go with this or this oh God or this oh cutie what the [ __ ] why do I have so many fingers it's like the AI still needs to learn enough with the AI [ __ ] don't worry about the fingers Don it's lore friendly for Fallout we can say it's a radiation mutation okay what about this why are you a sofa radiation mute God damn it Don hurry and pick so we can start okay I picked this one damn I'm looking good yeah you look like a handsome and a good thanks buddy very well so now introduce yourselves Donald and Joe okay so I am a leader of the I am an initiate of the Brotherhood call me Elon I love it that's just going to get confusing Jesus Barack always moaning shake my head smhtbh fine call me Tesla what about teslard because you're a lard ass Shut the [ __ ] up okay I'm Don's worth like the robot I have a bonus to strength and of course it's me so I have exceptional Charisma not bad at all I like it now who are you meant to be Joe it's a strange mystery oh my God I see it now that's so cool the mysterious stranger who what's your name Joe I'm the mysterious stranger my identity is a secret but you can call me Joe Biden I have a bonus with perception strength and Agility very nice okay so let's begin the campaigns good to see you again Ben my name is Elon Elon Musk right and what did I say Ben yes what's the issue it's not the same name are you sure unfortunately our previous dungeon master Ben Shapiro got into a horrible car accident leaving him in a wheelchair he'll never walk again skill issue poor guy but maybe he would have been safer if he drove a Tesla huh yeah good one Elon call me Mr musk wow what an honor the [ __ ] right so the adventure begins slick donsworth and Joe leave the confines and safety of Vault 420 and emerge out into the unforgiving wastelands damn look at this post-apocalyptic [ __ ] what a mess reminds me of the towns your drones hit bar shut the [ __ ] up Don's worth and stay in character oh my bad sorry reminds me of the time all your drone strikes destroyed countless cities slick you [ __ ] [ __ ] I attacked Don's worth what the [ __ ] why are you attacking me guys come on I thought you only target Middle Eastern I use my Vats for increased perception and aim do a dexterity check and Target one of Don's kneecaps before that I roll for a Charisma check persuading Barack to piss his pants how will that help dawnsworth rolls oh and it's a four slick brick does not piss his pants say bye to your kneecap [ __ ] I rolled a shoe 16. Direct Hit no dunsworth falls to the ground screaming in pain and Agony Bleeding Out get in character and scream ah [ __ ] sake sorry guys I lost my cool just say you're in character right right yeah I don't mess with slick brick I use my Divine holy healing to cure dunsworth's ailments what wrong Universe Joe who take this stimpack and heal him all right I use a stim pack on donsworth's knee patching it up as good as new do you want to roll yes I do a constitution saving throw it's a 12. you stop dawnsworth's bleeding and he can walk again but with a limp he'll need more time to fully recover great [ __ ] job Barack I'm now a [ __ ] like Ben shabibo sounds like a personal problem okay can we continue I want to see what this universe has to offer the presidential Wanderers continue their journey across the decrepit landscape in the distance they see what looks to be oh no A rad scorpion this large mutated scorpion has a deadly Stinger wait let him finish and usually comes in packs all right well we have limited ammo limited supplies that we don't need to be Reckless with this scorpion limited supplies oh my [ __ ] God we're gonna starve to death I see a small one-room building over to the right perhaps we can lay low in there good idea we can look out the window until the Scorpion goes back underground wonderful so the presidential survivors enter what was once a public restroom stalls and urinals and broken sinks fill this room up Jesus Christ we're going to run out of water and dehydrate to death I can't handle this no no we're actually fine on that front I do a wisdom check and use my perception skills very well and what do you hope to see some food some water anything to drink you dunsworth is able to scope out all the food and water in this public toilet unfortunately the only food are some chems called mentats and the dirty radiated water in the toilet I eat the men's hats and drink the toilet water Jesus Christ Don be careful with the chems in this universe they're highly addictive it's my job to explain the world Joe I'm the mysterious stranger sorry mysterious stranger who donsworth consumes the mentats temporarily increasing his intelligence and perception oh boy sorry morons I'm the smartest one now he also drinks the highly radiated toilet water improving his hydration but also increasing his rad slightly I'm smart as [ __ ] I'm hydrated as [ __ ] and I'm rad as [ __ ] I keep drinking the toilet water until my hydration is full y our Dungy I keep drinking we're not remotely close to dying of thirst drinking donsworth gets severe radiation poisoning his bowels are burning and he drops to the ground what the [ __ ] wow didn't see that coming I don't have any right away to cure him oh there are lots of berry mentats and jet fuel dunsworth's bowels let out a loud Belch alerting nearby creatures oh my God [ __ ] we're going to be surrounded and Don can't even move I attack slick with a sharp maneuver nope you hold that in so more creatures don't come we'll have to leave donsworth here and lure the creatures away [ __ ] sake Don we're about to sacrifice ourselves for you whilst all you do is [ __ ] everywhere whatever at least I won't die of thirst you [ __ ] idiot the mysterious stranger leaves his bag of chems with Don's worth and then leaves the restroom with slick brick all the rad scorpions are now focused on them excuse me I'm the dungeon master here sorry Elon no problem Joe call me Joe the Scorpions start chasing them as donsworth continues to writhe in pain in the toilets [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] okay I do a wisdom check try to find any weapons that can help a 17 not bad you find a rusty lock container beneath some Rubble ahead but there's no key I only have one lock pick [ __ ] what if it breaks you got this I roll for a dexterity check to lock pick this container my goodness an 18. the container is unlocked okay okay um I activate my new Vegas Fortune Finder luck perk I don't think it works like that but I'll allow it with a roll I roll to increase the chances of finding a good weapon inside oh my spaghetti monster you got a 19 good job okay I open the container and it's and it's oh what's this is that an m42 fat man mini nuke launcher holy [ __ ] my goodness you praise the sun I rolled to steal it you're nowhere near us dumbass the Scorpions surround Joe and slick they are out of options damn unfortunately I we might have to use this nuke on the ground we're standing on killing all the creatures but also ourselves man I I don't want to go man me neither at least [ __ ] Don will be okay sorry about shooting you bro guys no yeah let's do it he can live on for our sake no no guys stop I will roll one last time to Nuke the ground and destroy all the creatures no no no no Elon [ __ ] do something please I can't do anything no no [ __ ] this I can't let you guys die alone out there because boys this world ain't worth being in without you don't I'm emotional enough already let us die Elon I eat all the chems Joe left for me what you all don't realize is I've been holding in this in the Asian chart all this time wow what a man the [ __ ] I rolled to let out an ultimate move to save my friend OMG a 20 . it's truly astonishing calm down Elon Your Enthusiasm is distracting amazing critical success so donsworth lets out an emotional radiated queef we can't hear it but everyone understands what has happened rad scorpions and rabid dogs from across the Wasteland forget what they were doing and start sprinting towards donsworth uh we hear thuds hissing pounding at the door these creatures want to break inside and see what's up they know the smell is coming from donsworth but they don't know why or how what the [ __ ] that was beautiful I'm crying in a club for real slowly all the creatures surrounding the public restroom die from severe toxic poisoning the gang is safe I'm amazing my hero my [ __ ] Jesus Christ it was all part of the plan boys what even is this game I leave the restroom fully hydrated and meet up with the boys the trio of Heroes get back together once more delving deeper into the desolation but hope emerges as they see a sign for Sanctuary Hills in the distance you see an eager man wearing a cowboy hat and a beige duster coat it looks like he wants to ask you something oh no is that yeah it's Preston Garvey you found his settlement you are safe at last oh okay wait hold on guys okay guys I do apologize and this has been a blast but my private jet is waiting I have an important meeting to attend ooh what is it about nothing I'm just going to Tweet hate towards my lazy employees understandable have a nice day good seeing you Elon there's the door [ __ ] take care guys bye Mr musk I just want to get to know you are you a cinephile I'll text you later Don I'm blushing your cheeks are turning orange oh wait never mind bye [Music] all right before we finish let's use the Donald what I mean let's use the fat man hey [ __ ] you I hand over the fat man mini nuke launcher to Don's worth you've earned it buddy guys uh I'm gonna cry this is the best gift I've ever received give them hell buddy I roll to Nuke the settlement and Destroy Preston Garvey and his friends three but that doesn't count doesn't count it doesn't count doesn't count a 16 first try let's go boys donsworth launches the mini nuke from the infamous fat man launcher Straight Into the Heart of sanctuary Hills completely eviscerating and devouring every single being in this settlement the boys kick back from afar as the mushroom cloud expands in the distance woohoo what guys Another War crime successfully complete war war never changes and neither will our friendship for sure bro I love it wonder who we can get to DM for us next I have a friend who might be available awesome well now that the game's over want to go meet Miyazaki at the pub classic Mia I swear he's always there all right let's go brothers first rounds on him [Music] foreign [Music]

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Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 12 2023