Trump, Biden, and Obama Make an Elden Ring Boss Tier List - Ranking From Best to Worst

it's time to rank the Elden ring bosses no no no [ __ ] that Melania is already mad at me for not giving her attention I'm spending too much time with the boys and now you want me to rank the 500 Elden ring bosses relax Michelle has been on my case too we won't do all the bosses me too my wife was mad at me as well I'll be honest Joe I forgot who your wife is me too okay so we'll only do the bosses with remembrances there's only like 12 of them then right 12 is good yeah that's the age you prefer isn't it you slimy rat bastard there's 15 in total but we'll only do seven for now because I know Joe has to leave early yeah sheesh I didn't know his wife was that mad at him so we'll start with godric the grafted not soldier of godric no one cares about that useless sack of [ __ ] excuse for a boss Joe he's the soldier of god named Rick okay so what I don't know I read that online yeah I like memes godric's design is pretty insane lowly tarnished playing as a lord what great voice lines he had as well he's a rat bastard ugly coward I agree the Laura says he decided to roast Millennia but she wasn't having any of it so she [ __ ] slapped him and made him beg for mercy he thinks he's high and mighty thinks everyone respects him but no one does he's actually just a massive sub [ __ ] wow that sounds like someone we know hey Libra Rock alone you dumbass I think he's a pretty great boss good lore great voice acting interesting boss mechanics our first true boss fight in Elden ring part of me wants to give him an A but there's so many good bosses to come so I'll put him as a high B for now A or B works for me B works for me he got beat by a woman doesn't deserve anything higher you cannot be sexist in 2023 Don I would never be sexist and besides who's going to know what we say here they all know they all see you okay Joe kooky Joe back at it again well be it is now we're on ranala Queen of the full moon I already know Joe's ranking this is s-tier for the first phase alone I don't get it interesting mechanics kill her little child minions breaker barrier hit her phase two is where the real fight begins what a gorgeous level that was too gorgeous feet as well uh the Lord states she fought Wars against radagon and then they got married what a love story they have then they had three children right on reichardt and Ronnie for [ __ ] sake what is it Don all these [ __ ] names with r why does George RR Martin need more R stupid naming there should be a low R tier for all the stupid names in this game weren't you whining when I complained about the names during the soulsborne tier list wrong you're seeing things again cookie Joe stop gaslighting him Joe's going through enough already thanks barbar right so I'll give her a low B maybe even a c she was pretty easy for a melee user I'll say B I'll say C because she didn't show more ankle she can go into sea but not because of what Don said hey you hear you okay now we have her son radon God I love his little horsey conqueror of the star at least some names do sound good on their own that meteor attack so damn iconic that meteor attack made me realize how all those families must have felt with your drone strikes Barack Jesus Christ yo shut the [ __ ] up that meteor Landing made me realize how much more you make the ground shake you fat ass my goodness how dare you shut up guys the boss fight was pretty amazing s tier of course you loved it it's practically your wet dream nothing but summons all around it was one of the best parties I've ever had I summon every single one of them and we all chased rod on on his cute horse Leonard it was a blast a blast huh just like the Drone what happened did you [ __ ] kick me must have been the wind I know I hate it on Eldon ring in the past but after actually beating it I have to say I love how they enhanced and improved every aspect of the souls games into this the rod on Festival was truly such a spectacle to behold I agree Joe the spectacle the gravity magic iconic meteor the unique group summoning aspect all his lore it's hard not to give this an S I'm with you both I love radon I've already conquered America but one day I'll also conquer the Stars like him for real for real for real on God for real on Godwin now we're on Reichard Lord of blasphemy I hate blasphemy Lord of fake news D tier another son of radagon and ranala he scoffed at the status quo and turned against the greater will that's pretty cool gotta respect those that want to bring change yeah but he's an actual sexual deviant though how so have you heard of the Vore fetish this creep literally let himself get eaten by a snake disgusting and then his ambition to change the status quo became corrupted he decided to turn to gluttony and feed on his devout Champions yeah anyway but when he pulled back his foreskin Snakehead and revealed his ugly literal dick face I had to throw up the boss fight though especially how cinematic the second phase felt with the sky basically on fire man oh man what a sight that was yeah that was awesome I'll give him an a it works for me as well well I'm outvoted but I'd give fake news dick snake a b hey it is who's next Barack it's time for morgot wow that moment during the Epic reveal when he changed his name from Margaret to morgot wow truly amazing writing Mia zackers I have no idea what he intended with that name Choice there it's like Clark Kent taking off his glasses to reveal he's Superman absolutely stupid and lazy I told you guys the names in this game are kind of whack now my blood pressure has gone up from thinking about this stupid maggot morgot name twist his lore is pretty sad though cursed as an omen he swore to protect the herd tree even though it wouldn't accept him I wouldn't accept someone that ugly either seriously though when he looks that unique and when his Alias name literally sounds like his actual name how did he hide his identity as the veiled monarch of Lane Dill well the veil obviously made everyone around him a stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] it seems the things we do for love and acceptance eh for Morgan to keep going despite being cast out and rejected I'll give him an a well he better get used to more rejection because I'm rejecting him from this list d-tier he's not a d even if the Alias aspect is ridiculous I'll give him a low a outvoted by the Democrats again now we have the Lord of blood the luminary Omen the child kidnapper AKA Joe Biden God damn it enough of those jokes today what jokes I'm pretty sure I was under leveled for this boss and then the second phase happens and I realize I'm super duper under leveled even with the purifying Crystal isn't it really creepy how Moog was in that cocoon with Michaela until what do you think went in there tell me slowly I don't want to think about that not much is known about Moog or why he wants to do incest sometimes people can't help what they want okay then Don I think the level and area was real cool boss fight was interesting it was all right blood and fire kept splashing me in my face I don't know how to feel about that overall though I feel like we'll learn more about him and Michaela in the DLC so for now I'll put him in the B tier B for the ugly blood Lord is fine by me me too but now it's time oh my Godwin I've been waiting for this time for the Scarlet Queen herself Millennia is so hot for real I'd love to go dung eater on that all right what the [ __ ] do you ever think about what you say I feel we should use dung eater more as a term just slips off the tongue nicely dung eater dung eater and slips off the tongue shouldn't ever be used in the same sentence young eater you're right dung eater Jesus fine dung eater I feel like a dung eater when I eat my wife's cooking am I right Lads good bands nah but for real though call me scarlet dung eater that's probably not healthy she has the Scarlet rot Ah that's fine I've had chlamydia several times not a big deal for [ __ ] sake how about we focus on the boss fight what boss fight lazy Yaki still hasn't patched it what do you mean don't you guys have the bug where she keeps healing herself this [ __ ] guy Don what that's not a bug are you [ __ ] serious has Mia zakowski lost his [ __ ] mind a true test of a Soul's player Millennia is another kind of trauma like Ornstein and small I don't know Elden ring had some pretty busted [ __ ] weapons making people cheeser but for people who weren't cowards like the magic and bleed [ __ ] she was definitely one of the hardest bosses ever I refuse to believe it was an intended game design fake news it's a bug what's interesting is that her being able to heal doesn't really make sense in the lore She's suffering from Scarlet rot why didn't radon heal himself during his boss fight maybe we'll find out in the DLC perhaps mckella did something to allow her to heal alleviating her Scarlet Rock pain yeah maybe the power of the unalloid needle did something or maybe that's why Michaela is with the Lord of blood because he sacrificed everything to try to save his sister thus giving her healing powers I like it we should discuss the DLC sometime in the future I'm down it's a [ __ ] bug all right Don it's a bug thank you got to be highest here right iconic optional boss fight goddess of rot amazing lore with radon she literally changed the landscape of the game via caled yawn she's what people talk about when they discuss Eldon ring has to be yes well said Joe been a while since I felt so proud after beating a boss I'll give her an S buggy mess sexy girl I'll give it an a even if the fight is pure Scarlet dung top of S rank for Millennia it is good work guys unfortunately I have an appointment with the doctors about my hallucinations they said me calling everyone an AI is not healthy so I have to go now that's fine buddy we can finish the rest of this tier list tomorrow hope everything goes well yeah Joe good luck I'm sure everything will be all right bro thanks guys take care bye bye bye bye 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Length: 9min 44sec (584 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 08 2023