U.S Presidents Play Fallout 3

hey fellas it's time to dive into the best game in the world that starts with the letter F fortnite Fallout 3 Bingo Obama's right the Fallout TV series was tremendous and I'm itching to replay the Fallout games Joe we're playing at the White House we're on our way okay see you later bye oh God damn it I don't even know what Fallout is hello quick disclaimer the voices in this video are computer generated with artificial intelligence and do not reflect the views of the people they represent this video is for satire and entertainment purposes only now with that out of the way enjoy the video ah that Xbox 360 intro takes me right back remember the good old days absolutely those were the days but can you believe Joe has never played Fallout 3 hey I was busy with other things like GTA 4 what's so special about this game special Joe this isn't just a game it's a cultural icon the Wasteland the vaults the pit boy it's all legendary Don's right Joe it's a whole world where every choice you make has consequences plus it has Liam niss voicing your dad Liam niss whoa I invited him to play fortnite with us but he said he didn't have the set of skills for it well I guess it's never too late to start let's see what this Wasteland has to offer sitting in the White House me and my crew Obama and Biden about to play some Fallout three we grabed the controllers ready for some fun but Joe's kind of lost these never played this one building our shelters exploring post aptic stri we're the leaders of the nation but now we're Wasteland survivors from meon to Ric City we W through the Wasteland coning Quest and leveling up in hand enjoying our time off in this SC your world Obama's got the SKS Biden's looking like a new but we're all at taking a break from the stress bonding through gay nice song Donald avoiding copyrighted music is a pain in the backside you I'm out of breath now is that a robot man he looks tough sleepy Joe that's not a robot man that's power armor and it's worned by the Brotherhood of Steel they're not robots they're one of the most important factions in the game you uncultured swine F looks like someone got his breath back easy Don Joe's new to this remember yeah yeah whatever get ready for the best part war war never changes ooh that line gives me the tingles every time war war never changes so tremendous yeah it's deep it's profound it's as you said it's tremendous you guys getting all Misti eyed over War I should have brought tissues I knew you loved War Obama but I didn't know you loved it Donald I love the narrator's smooth voice not war in the year 2077 after Millennia of armed conflict the destructive nature of man could sustain itself who is that a nuclear explosion yes the whole world gets nuked that's why it's called Fallout into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation but it was not as some had predicted the end of the world how is that not the end of the world instead everything is messy the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history succeeded in destroying the world but war war never changes ooh I got the tingles again in the early days thousands were spared the horrors of the Holocaust by how long does this take I just want to play the game Joe the intro is important it shows what you're in for the whole world is ravaged by nuclear fallout emerged keep the hell of the wastes to greet them all except those in Vault 101 that's where you live for on that fateful day when fire rained from the sky the giant steel door of Vault 101 slid closed and never reopened it was here you were born it is here you will die that's morbid because involved 101 no one ever enters and no one ever leaves that intro always makes me tear up it's so good yeah Fallout 3 is good every bit of it including the intro is a masterpiece a baby what Joe calm down I can't believe you get excited over a baby but not the war never changes speech Let's see are you a boy or a girl you were right that's Liam niss huh we have to choose a gender wait I don't want to get cancelled how do we choose all genders can't go wrong there right Joe it's a game from 2008 the options are a bit more binary here but don't worry the Wasteland doesn't discriminate just pick one and let's move on the super mutants aren't going to wait for us to debate gender politics all right all right but if anyone asks we're an inclusive Vault dweller agreed agreed now what about the name something that strikes fear into the hearts of our enemies how about The Negotiator it's tough It's authoritative and it's totally on brand for me hey it's my Xbox and I'm playing how about Joe Biden Joe that's the most boring name you could pick we need something with Pizzaz something memorable what's more memorable than the name of a president plus it'll be great to see President Joe Biden saving the Wasteland let him have this one Don it's not every day you get to be the hero in a video game what do you think about my name is Joe Biden that's a good name what you think see Liam niss just said my name is a good name looks like the finish the gene projection let's see what you look like when you're all grown up Joe make your character look goofy that's what I always do Barack I don't want to look silly let's make this character look presidential Joe why bother you know the game is better in first person you barely see the character you're just saying that because there's no fake tan to match your orange complexion mocking my skin color that's racist no it isn't one painful hour of Joe Biden taking a long time to create a character Joe you took an hour to create a character that is identical to the default character but with gray hair very strapping my mom said it's very strapping it's a big world out there son full of all sorts of people what about you what kind of person are you going to be you're just Catherine Catherine wait the mom dies just like that get the baby out of here I don't know if I want to play a game that starts off so sad oh come on sleepy Joe it's just a game besides it's the Fallout world it's supposed to be tough but it's my mom we need a doctor not a dead fail to meet my expectations that there will be look straight into this place will just like home come on over here son wait I'm a baby this game is amazing yeah but you only play as the baby for a little while come to Daddy Daddy I forgot you said Liam niss was my dad I'm coming Daddy Liam niss uh no homo of course oh my God sleepy Jo you can do it there you go my goodness just a year old and already walking like a br your mother would have been so proud mother would have been so proud you don't like it you alone I forgot she'd die I'm happy to play as a baby but I'm sad that the mom's dead Okay Donald how's this your favorite game there's no dead moms in fortnite you know sleepy Joe why are you jumping on that you can open the gate you know oh then why would he shut me in seems a bit silly of daddy you don't say that you just made me cringe open the gate and leave but Daddy will be angry that's it give me the controller give that back let me do the special stats first and I will give it back but you have to stop saying Daddy what if I call him data no stop it it's making me cringe and I don't want to associate my favorite game with any cringey memories here's the trick you keep everything at five but max out luck to 10 it's all about being the luckiest character in The Wasteland okay now give me the controller back please whatever it's covered in sweat anyway yuck Joe what are you doing you can't open that door stop spamming the button it's giving me a headache but daddy oh went that way Donald you can't moan I said Daddy oh o see I opened it you are quite a little Explorer Obama I don't remember this part of the game neither do I Joe go back to the room you aren't meant to escape this far he said I was a little Explorer though what's in here oh my God is that meant to look like that what the no what did you do what the heck Joe how did you do this you skipped your childhood wait are you still a baby gooo gag yep character still a baby this has never happened for me ever and I've replayed this game so many times Joe this is crazy I guess you could say this baby is lucky so what do I do now now we need to load it back to an earlier save and progress it normally pass me the controller I'll Breeze through it hold on Barry think about it we've played this game a dozen times but have we ever escaped the vault as a baby this could be a whole new challenge you're serious you want to try and escape the vault as a baby can we even finish the game like this I I don't see why not it's a unique opportunity let's see how far we can get it'll be legendary I just got a BB gun so I'm not meant to be a baby right now no Joe if it progressed normally you would be a kid but right now in the game with alarm and everything this is your adulthood you've missed a chunk of the game there's a whole childhood you're supposed to to live through in the game so what did I miss well to make it short your childhood consisted of a birthday party a BB gun a Sweet Roll obsessed bully a best friend and a test that decides your future job in the vault and don't forget your first encounter with the rad roaches okay so that's the childhood but why are the alarms going off the alarms are on because of rad roaches and your dad Escaping The Vault that's not meant to happen till you're much older yeah and the red roach infestation gave the perfect opportunity for your dad to escape wait my dad just left me here as a baby keep up sleepy Joe you're a baby in the game yes but normally you'd be a young adult by now ready to follow in his footsteps yeah but why did my dad leave does he hate me was I an embarrassing baby it's all part of the story you're meant to find out why he left and discover the secrets of the Vault and the Wasteland ooh pets what does that say red roach oh oh my God it's trying to eat the baby I got to escape Escape yeah the baby is calling for its mom your mom's dead kiddo who Donald that's dark yeah that's not okay it's Fallout it's 2008 anything goes what's that noise what on Earth is that a robot that's Andy one of the Mr handy robots he's programmed to help out with tasks around the vault looks like he's taking pest control to a whole new level how may I serve you how may you serve me how about killing this giant cockroach Joe he can't hear you and even if he could hear your character you're a baby it would be gibberish Barack speaking gibberish is what Joe does anyway so even if the robot could hear him baby sounds would make more sense than what sleepy Joe can say I guess it was nothing I serve you Mom look at Stanley just going on about his business like there isn't a baby on the loose he's not even batting an eye you'd think he'd be a little more concerned it's like he's seen it all before Oh another day another baby Escaping The Vault Donald take the controller I need to fetch some things from the basement see you fellas in a minute what are you keeping down there Joe feeding the children in the basement Donald you shouldn't joke about that he isn't like that he is just a little strange is all he is most likely fetching his prize fortnite pillow you sounded really strange there Obama why are you acting so weird I I don't know what you're talking about look focus on the game doesn't matter what Joe is fetching okay you're being sus but I don't care what I do care about is this game you know this is going to be one tough game if we're doing it all as a baby I'm not even sure we'd make it to megaton the Wasteland is no place for a baby even if it's a badass baby from Vault 101 well it's not like we have much of a choice now we've got to roll with it I can't believe sleepy Joe managed to do this I played this game countless times and never stumbled across this true and who knows maybe we'll set a new trend in gaming The Fallout 3 baby playthrough okay I'm going to see if Joe needs help back in a sec yeah yeah whatever it would be good if I could actually kill these rad roaches this is going to be difficult without a weapon pacifist mode it is then hey you you Mario looking loser why aren't you helping me I'm a baby being attacked by mutant cockroach yeah just keep staring you creep hey Floyd I'm going to take your clothes now dude never thought he would be looted by a baby that's being attacked by Rad roaches hey Donald who you talking to huh oh you're back I didn't see you come back in here wait oh no is that your guitar and microphone please don't sing sorry Donnie but Uncle Joe's got to do what he does best talk gibberish and leave me alone no I got to sing I call this one the vault baby C got down just a little babe in the St go I guess it was trying to find my way I'm a baby on a quest got to escape this fall with the Shadows FL the Wast that call my voice strong and stay don't have a mommy just to run away we died in this postapocalyptic land it's c a m OB I'm ready to make a stand I'll craw through the ruins face the ders unknown with a diaper full of hope I'm not [Music] I'm not [Music] alone go g g explore the Wasteland with my tiny feet I'm ready and made to stand I'll craw through the ruins face the dangers unknown with the diaper full of I'm not alone that was really um zesty what are you serious I never sing and I decide to sing and you call it zesty it's 2024 take it as a compliment whatever Joe I think our improvisation song was good Barry you have an Angelic singing voice obam that's why you were so nervous earlier you were getting ready to sing I never get scared when I belt out tunes and was one of the lyrics diaper full of Hope what does that even mean I don't know we were improvising and I thought it sounded good at the time whatever Donald let's just focus on the game for a baby with no Mom he sure does say mom a lot Donald he's have you nearly escaped The Vault yet and one more question what even are the vaults yeah I've nearly escaped and to answer your second question the vaults were originally marketed as nuclear shelters designed to save portions of the American population from nuclear war but in reality they were part of a grand social experiment some very messy experiments what do you mean by messy experiments Joe these vaults are crazy one of the messy experiments would be in vault 87 for example it was a testing ground for a forced evolutionary virus the people inside they didn't stand a chance they were turned into super mutants well it would turned them into super mutants wow um what's the Super Mutant oh my God you really are a noob sleepy Joe super mutants are these massive mutated humans they're the result of a virus that was supposed to evolve Humanity but ended up creating these green Giants green Giants sounds like the Hulk do they smash things and say super mutant angry that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard um actually I guess it is something like that they're incredibly strong and can be pretty aggressive but unlike the Hulk they're not Heroes and they don't turn back into regular people I see so we'll have to watch out for them in the Wasteland huh and speaking of the Wasteland this is it yes Joe this is the Wasteland it's what's left of the world after the bombs fell and remember we're doing this as a baby it's going to be a lot harder we'll need to be extra careful speaking of extra careful I have no idea what stats to choose unarmed H how about sneak I guess stealth might be a good option for a baby Vault dweller it's going to be impossible just choose some random perks whoo I have played the game countless times but looking at the Wasteland sure is breathtaking it's also ruined but I guess that's the point isn't it to survive and rebuild and shoot some people in the face don't forget that part Donald I don't think we can shoot people I don't think we can even equip a weapon that's fine I guess it's going to be even more difficult H first things first let's head to megaton I want to see sleepy Joe's reaction to it good idea Megaton is quite the sight especially for a first timer um Barry I know who Megatron is I watch Transformers with you remember Michelle got jealous of Megan Fox you started crying and it was a very memorable day oh my God I said Megaton not Megatron and I didn't cry I had something in my eye so how long has it been since the bombs dropped it's been about 200 years Joe 200 years and nobody thought to pick up a broom everything is a mess couldn't those robot people tidy it up within 200 years Wall-E would have done it Wall-E was terrible at his job and that's beside the point he isn't even in this universe plus everything in the Wasteland wants to kill you surviving is more important than cleaning just hypothetically if you stumbled across me as a baby in the Wasteland what would you do I'd take you to a safe place Joe maybe find a doctor in Megaton to make sure you're all right I'd leave you with a deathclaw Joe it's survival of the fittest out here let's see if it adopts you a deathclaw that doesn't sound very friendly you wouldn't really leave me with one of those would you it's just a joke Joe you know survival of the fittest and all that well I'll tell you this if I found you as a baby Donald I'd make sure you were taken care of No Death claws for any baby no matter who they are appreciate it Joe but I'd be the most Charming baby even the death claws would love me I would rather take my chances with a deathclaw than with you have yourself a nice visit well what do you think Joe think of what being left with a death claw or looking at the robot and dead J an ant well the robot an ant this is Megaton get ready to be amazed name's Lucas Sims town let me choose so that's the way nice hat Calamity as long as we understand each other this here is my town these are my people you so much as breathe wrong and I'm going to [ __ ] inj you whoa he is beefing with a baby Donald he isn't very nice want to prove boy I ain't scared of him I no stop say sorry to him he might hurt us we're a baby we can't handle a grown man being mean to us oh whatever he isn't worth our time anyway loser getting angry at me so rude if only he knew who he was messing with hello oh she's friend you looking to trade stranger check out supp what I have my fists out hey hey I need to do a quick save someone is about to receive a punishment from a baby no not her she's friendly I wasn't talking about her I'm talking about the mayor he wants beef with a baby then beef he will get Donald don't be stupid we don't have a weapon oh my God he is shooting us we are a baby what is wrong with him this game is horrible oh my God is that us we look like a stick buug and why is the nice lady holding knife I thought she was kind she must be British I'll be D Donald don't attack him but at least we now know we can attack with our fists does the pit boy work don't think so I was pressing the B button but nothing was happening fists are better than nothing though I should have put the stats into unarmed instead of sneak now God I hope you ain't one of those s hello I would punch him if I was Stronger wait who does this guy think he's talking to Donald stop oh he's getting closer stop trying to fight everyone don't forget we are a baby huh Obama I think the pit boy does work kind of I wouldn't class that as working great so we don't have a pit boy this is going to be even more difficult if not impossible to complete no he thinks the cow is his mama hold up is that a cow it is but something looks off oh my God it has two heads that's a Brahman Joe most animals have changed since the bombs fell just like how the Cockroaches became rad roaches it's not just the animals Joe you should see what a ghoul is goul I don't like the sound of that I want to go back in the vault we get people trying to settle down here all the time Bill Clinton once told me how to crush on this woman Jenny stall strange guy real strange guy is that a bomb that's a bit dangerous right yeah it's a nuclear bomb and the best part is that it's still active I won't spoil the game for you but it's pretty cool depending on how you progress Donald what are you doing I'm equipping a weapon I played this game too many times and I know exactly where everything is on the pit boy being being a baby just means we can't visually see the pit boy screen no don't do it sorry Barry but he killed me earlier there you are oh no he is going to kill us again oh no what huh they stopped they got scared they realized this baby would kill themad not bad got my eye on you don't do anything stupid that's it I'm killing him that didn't work out for you did it Donald that's it I'm leaving end the video and on that note I want to thank you all for joining us on this wild Journey Through the capitol Wasteland it's been tremendous remember to hit that like button if you enjoyed watching us navigate The Perils of Fallout 3 as a baby comment below your favorite part and let us know which Fallout game is the best take care everyone stay safe out there whether it's in the Wasteland or the real world I sitting in the White House me and my crew Obama and Biden back to play and Fallout three we grab the controllers ready for some fun but Joe's kind of lost these never played this one building our shelters exploring post of Mark litic stri we're the leaders of the nation but now we're Wasteland survivors from City we W through the Wasteland ping Quest and leveling up hand in hand enjoying our time L and discards your world Obama's got the SKS Biden's looking like the but we're all taking a break from the stress bonding through ging building friendship and success [Music]

Channel: Picarys (Ai Presidents Play)

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Length: 27min 52sec (1672 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 21 2024