The Presidents Play: Fallout New Vegas - 1

it's time boys I've been really excited to start this play through yeah it looked pretty cool from the stuff you showed us Fallout is a beloved franchise and you'll see why New Vegas is considered to be the best one by many people if you're such a Fallout Fanboy why were you okay with us voting me to do the playthrough even though I have never played New Vegas I know the premise of it so I figured I could play it at home if I really want plus I know how bad you are at video games so this should be great wrong I am the best at video games you just wouldn't know it because I have more important things to do like going to court real funny Joe you'll see what I've been up to in our next debate are you two actually doing that yeah I told him anytime any place well this should be a nice getaway from all that stuff you'll like this Donald I know you love to gamble a nice getaway from Ben's D and D sessions the last session stressed me the hell out so what difficulty are you going to be playing this on you think I'm some baby in his [ __ ] stained diapers I'm playing it on hard still I told you I'm great at games hold that thought Donald copyright music is [Music] gone oh [ __ ] ah is he dead yeah Joe he died now watch the cut scene war war never changes when atomic fire consumed the Earth those who survived did so in great underground vaults when they opened their inhabitants set out across the ruins of the gasan I don't think it has anything to do establishing Villages forming tribes as decades past what had been the American southwest United beneath the flag of the New California Republic dedicated to Old World values of democracy and the rule of law as the Republic grew so did its needs Scouts spread East seeking territory and wealth in the dry and merciless expanse of the Mojave [Music] Desert they returned with Tales of a city Untouched by the WarHeads that had scorched the rest of the world and a great wall spanning the Colorado River the NCR mobilized its Army and sent it East to occupy Hoover Dam and restore to working condition but across the Colorado another Society had Arisen under a different flag a vast Army of slaves forged from the conquest of 86 tribes Caesar's Legion four years have passed since the Republic held the dam just barely against the legion's onslaught the legion did not Retreat across the river it gathers strength campfires burn training drums beat through it all the New Vegas strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer Mr house and his army of rehabilitated tribals and police robots Mr House sounds like a smart man you are a courier I like his robed by the Mojave Express to deliver a package to the New Vegas Strip what seemed like a simple delivery job has taken a turn for the worse you got what you were after so pay up you're crying in the rain P guess who's waking up over here wait a second is this the grave site from earlier time to cash out will you get it over with maybe cons kill people without looking them in the face but I ain't a thinkink dig that guy on the right looks crazy you've made your last deliver would you two be quiet sorry you got twisted up in this scene from where you're kneeling must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck truth is the game was rigged from the start man that line is so good not too bad you guys kept talking through the intro so we die yeah is the playthrough over don't worry you'll see what's all this crap oh yeah that's the DLC stuff just click through it Jesus man why is there so much of it you're awake how about that whoa easy there easy you've been out cold a couple of days now oh so are we alive now second maybe we're one of those ghouls I've seen before in Fallout 4 what's a ghoul how about your name all will be revealed in time don't worry so we're like a mailman or something right yeah kind of except a Courier's like a mailman for special packages which would explain why those guys tried to kill you so out of anything I could be doing in post-apocalypse Vegas I chose to be a mailman well you can play however you want but that is your backstory yeah you should be like a cool Cowboy or something Donnie yeah a cowboy would be badass i' you could just stay as a mailman if you want though yeah I'll stick with the cowboy Goodings now I hope if you don't mind but I had to go rooting around there in your Noggin to pull all the bits of lead out I take pride in my needle work but you'd better tell me if I left anything out of place how'd I do oh here we go boys I'm going to make an absolute Adonis I'm going to go raid your fridge while you spend 20 years making a character well what do you guys think he's he's he he's beautiful wow Donnie how did you manage to do something like that I told you I'm great at games you didn't use a tutorial did you don't be ridiculous why would I need one of those were you watching him while I was getting some snacks Joe H did he have a YouTube video on some lady was talking I don't know what she was yapping about though jaw sliders something like that Joe let's seeit can get you on your feet did the tutorial also tell you to use the must called ladies man good I just tried to make it as accurate to myself as possible over by that Vigor tester machine there take it slow now it ain't a race all right Ladies Man here's where you get to pick your stats for this part I can help you get good ones for a cowboy build you have strength perception endurance Charisma agility intelligence and luck we'll learn what needs to be the highest for a cowboy the one that matters the most for that is agility and the rest we can mix up to change how good of a cowboy you are sweet let's do this I still think one Charisma is a bit ridiculous Barry I think you having eight intelligence is even more crazy enough you too trust me Donald Charisma is really unimportant in this game and if you're a badass Cowboy why talk your way out of things when you have your big eye must be some frontal lobe damage wow Donnie the doc just called you a weirdo pretty much maybe we should teach him some manners good thinking Joe we'll have to start a [ __ ] list for people that piss us off well hold on you too you don't want to just go around town blasting everyone who makes a comment on you this is the wild Westberry of course we should you do that and everyone is going to have it out for you I'm going to say let try I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind dog what is this supposed to be it's like a test to determine what skills you have but you can pick custom ones if you don't like what it gives you I'm more of a dog person house investment there we go Knight how does something like this determine what his skills will be yeah these don't seem very insightful I'm sure there's some kind of science behind it but I'm not sure either land [Music] it vapor guys what the hell is going on in this game I mean this is a postnuclear Time surely vaporizing isn't the weirdest thing that you'll see in this game light mother okay now this is weird why would I correlate my mom to a human shield don't ask me Donnie it's your test what happens if you fail it it's not that kind of test Joe I think you should pick the cookie jar I'll take it into consideration okay now I got a few statements I want you to tell me how much they sound like something you'd say first one conflict just ain't in my nature is this part of the test to see his skills again yeah this is the same thing just pick what you think fits you best Donnie I ain't given to relying on others for support given I'm playing a cowboy and have terrible Charisma I'll try to stick along those lines I'm always fixing to be the center of attention there you go embrace the character you're playing just don't get too gung-ho once we leave this place Joe and I's [ __ ] list will be very specific can you collect Bounties in this game I'm slow to embrace new ideas not sure really I've only seen gaml on the character creation portion of the game that's why I know what this part is and what some of the perks do I charge in to deal with my problems head on almost done here what do you say you have a look at this tell me what you see [Music] I don't think any of these are that accurate really yeah I guess the chain kind of makes sense the others not so much I'll just go with this one okay how about this one too embarrassed to say what oh I get it last one W yeah this one is pretty obvious well that's all she wrote I don't have nothing to compare it to so maybe you'd better just have a look at the results okay Donnie see if it all seems for this part a guide may help you need certain skills to use specific guns in this game so just unselect them and we'll check it out real quick you sure about raising melee I'm using a gun it said that some guns require a specific melee stat so the quicker we can raise it the quicker we can ignore it before I Turn You Loose I need one more thing from you we got a form for you to fill out so I can get a sense of your medical history just a formality ain't like I expect to find you got a family history of getting shot in a head whoa what's all this stuff the guide mentioned it these are like perks that change how we can play the game thanks for picking wild Wasteland Donnie just look how cool that dog is well I just hope that guy wasn't lying about being able to pick skill twice to get double the benefits if it works it'll be a big help before we go let's see what he has around this place take all the stim packs and rad X you can find we'll need it for healing and ammo too oh hell yeah a free gun man this guy doesn't really have much here huh well no but take those bottle caps on the Shelf there that's like the currency for this game you know the US has gone to [ __ ] when we're using bottle caps instead of money here these are yours was all you had on you when you was brought in I hope you don't mind but I gave the note a look I thought it might help me find a NEX of kin but it was just something about a platinum chip well if you're heading back out there you ought to have this they call it a Pip Boy I grew up in one of them vaults he made before the war we all got one ain't much used to me now but you might want such a thing after what you've been through I know what it's like having something taken from you and put this on too so the locals don't pick on you for lacking modesty never was much my style anyway maybe the doctor isn't that bad of a guy yeah he did call me weird earlier though so he's on thin ice before you leave town she can help you learn to fend for yourself in the desert she'll likely be at the saloon I reckon some of the other folks at the saloon might be able to help you out too and the metal fell Victor who pulled you out of your grave anyway you ever get hurt out there you come right back I'll fix you up but try not to get killed anymore looks like we should go find sunny and Victor we can find out whoever that was that tried to kill us are you doing hardcore mode I really wouldn't recommend that Donnie it seems way too tedious screw that let me save just in case all right boys this is it ah ah the light oh come on these DLC things again just click through them like last time lookie a robot go talk to him would you chill out Joe by the way your inventory is in that pit boy the dot gave you let's check this baby out dude again that looks like one of those old timey shotguns bet it has some kick to it howdy partner might I say you're looking fit as a fiddle oh this is Victor the doc said he's the one who dug us up can't say that I'm familiar with the Rascals some of the fine folks in town not be able to help you out with that I will have my revenge on those [ __ ] Joe add them to our [ __ ] list copy that happy trails I get more ads in this game than during the Super Bowl what the hell Barry it's not an ad we just have extra quests added quit whining and talk to Victor some more howy partner I was out for a stroll that night when I heard the commotion up the old bone Orchard once they' run off I dug you up to see if you there he said he saw us Die case closed all I know is they were going to Vegas what's the quickest way there no idea I told you I know the premise of it but that's really it howy that doc Mitchell sure knows his stuff doesn't he way too many strangers coming into town these days no offense excuse me should I add him to the [ __ ] list no need I'm taking care of him here and now wait what Donald don't at least you saved before killing the first civilian you met easy Pete howy what can easy Pete do for this guy looks like a terrifying love child between you and Barry shut up Donald see what he knows about the guys the one in the Fan's suit seem to be calling the shots that's as much as I know other folks in town might know more word of advice though if you ever a catch up with him watch out the man's got cold eyes like a snake can't be trusted I'd say keep your gun handy if you go poking around some of the abandoned places around here like the schoolhouse Critters move in there sometimes nobody seems to know anything about them what do we do now let's head inside Cheyenne stay don't worry she won't bite unless I tell her to well we found Sunny let's see if she can help us now I hunt geckos mostly the meat's pretty good and I can always find a buyer for the hides I also help keep the town clear of rad scorpions and coyotes not many people live in good Springs so Wildlife is always creeping in yeah I guess there's a thing or two I could show you sounds like you need all the help you can get after what they done to you meet me outside behind the saloon Donald sorry let's take a look around pick up those magazines Donald they give you a skill boost why is it red means you're stealing it but it's fine it's worth it these Sunset sasp Barillas have pretty decent healing it looks like where'd she run off to try that door on the right maybe not yeah you think oh there she is now see the Sasa bottles on the fence there take this are you serious I came here to kill Bandits and giant bugs not shoot Coke bottles they're Sunset sasp Barillas actually um actually shut up Joe I did have a good idea for this series actually guys I want to have a missed shots tracker for Donald don't you dare o we should add a death counter too great thinking Joe when this is uploaded if I see a tracker for these numbers you'll both have hell to pay that's a you're the one that chose to use a controller because console is superior we all know that okay old head I bet you still think Xbox isn't a failing business whatever the pizza I ordered should be here in a sec you can play the tutorial while I'm gone Joe when I get back we can discuss this console stuff more it's just y thanks gosh this is so good I'm glad we're using your controllers Donald because your hands are greasy as [ __ ] now Jesus man yeah whatever bro how did Joe do he did pretty decent actually for using a controller hold on why is there a random fridge out here you would be the one to go looking through the fridges during an apocalypse shut the hell up Joe oh wow check that out nice reference what's the reference seriously Donald first you don't get why Xbox sucks recently and now you don't get this you act like whatever this is referencing is common knowledge it's from Indiana Jones dude seriously which one I think it was the uh Crystal Skull yeah that's the one try heading south by the way Joe and I saw someone walking around they all suck after the first one anyway you really think they're all bad except lost AR I mean the boulder scene was cool and all but even that one was mid oh come on Donald you can't really believe that okay fine what's your favorite scene from the Indiana Jones movies H let me think easy the CGI ants when they ate that German guy what the hell that's definitely a unique choice I love Italians Pizza is awesome can I have a slice fine just don't touch that big one hello can you help me my girl is trapped by geckos on the Ridge and I can't get to her please she's going to die go up The Path pass the broken radio tower and go to the the right they're at the top of the trail you will thank you for helping me please hurry why is this guy so chill about his girl being in danger and why isn't he doing [ __ ] to help her sounds like a wuss might be a way to make easy money though oh this is where the guide said we can do that glitch to get double bonuses from that skilled perk how do we do it just keep going forward apparently is this it yeah we just rebuild our character from earlier and pick skill together did it work wow yeah it actually did now that Joe mentioned it the scene where the German dude's face melts is pretty funny too it's not my favorite though uhuh yeah that one was good too well which one was your favorite I'd have to go with the scene where they're cornered on a bridge by mola RAM and a bunch of cultists when Indie cut the bridge it was so cool to see the fight as they were all dangling okay I'll explain why your opinions are trash in a second what the [ __ ] are those things you weren't here when Joe killed some of them they're geckos it's okay they're not that scary Don don't take that as me being scared but anyway back to Indiana Jones literally every scene you guys talked about was full of crappy CGI and was beyond unrealistic does that include the CGI Gophers those most of all wow what's going on with that gecko he's lost the will to even try to kill me at this point he's in love with an emo girl the Miss shots tracker is rapidly Rising yeah well I got a present for this little [Music] [ __ ] so about your CGI comment this comes from the guy who insists how amazing The Mummy was what Joe liked it too yeah I love the rock Donald that movie has gone down in history because of how bad the CGI was what scene you really need me to tell you here look oh uh I forgot about that scene gosh the rock is so cool that's not the point Joe the point is that Donald likes CGI and movies too or are you admitting that the mummy is also asked because it has bad CGI don't you ever make such claims I would never say that check this [ __ ] out I'm going to chop up some geckos don't forget you're on hard Donnie please like these things could hurt me so what about Indiana Jones Donald maybe I just uh spoke too hastily on my opinions of Indiana Jones ah I see well at least you admitted it I'm surprised to be honest oh man you're getting your ass kicked by those geckos let me concentrate Joe will we get our first death count no just let me heal real quick bet you miss all these shots silence I'm concentrating come on die already no damn it knew it that's the first death and there you have it folks Donald's first death is to geckos I think my controller is messed up what did you do while I was gone Joe wait me I didn't do anything that is definitely you're doing Donald seriously no way man yeah you got your greased up gamer hands all over it maybe you should have ordered something other than pizza would you to stop talking I can't focus backto back deaths oh man okay nobody say a word until I clear out all these geckos all right bud have at it good job Donnie nuh hold on there's still one more [Music] congrats Donald yay we did it I just needed silence see yeah sure let's go check for that woman up top can you pass me a slice of pizza Joe certainly thanks bud whoa Donald watch out for that bear trap what oh god damn it why their bear traps up here and who the hell is this guy it's one of the wild Wasteland things the perk appeared in the top left I don't know this reference though do you guys beats me no clue maybe someone can comment on what it is where's the lady at Donald watch where you're going bro this game is pissing me off just take it slow man you're going too fast and it's going to get you killed oh [ __ ] oh my God what happened to the poor lady it was those geckos man looks like we got some bad news to break well don't forget to heal before we head back down that's right thanks what are we going to tell that guy I feel so bad now that guy didn't sound too worried earlier anyway he was like oh man could you help bro thanks I'm too much of a baby to say save her myself well there he is sorry I tricked you but thanks for clearing out wait he was lying now I can get to that St there after I deal with you ah get him Donnie trying to pull a fast one on me nice try idiot wow that shot was historically bad yeah I think it's the pizza man I got to clean this thing up in a second the Wasteland sucks everything has either been killed or wants to kill us well you got to do what you got to do Joe holy [ __ ] Donald he had it coming what happened to all that courage you had Joe you and Donald were saying how you two are going to be like dope bounty hunters or something it's a bit scary D andnd isn't as bad since we fight fake monsters but in this game you fight people show some balls Joe you said you wanted to play horror games eventually during our Hangouts if you can't handle this how are you going to handle a literal horror game that's a fair point I know you have some games on the back burner for the channel yeah I'm questioning those too now come on horror games would be awesome just as long as they aren't some crappy ones hey crappy horror games have their own charm those developers can be real creative hey there hi there sticking around good springs for a while longer sure can take the road NCR patrols do a good job of keeping the highway clear but I'd keep your gun where you can reach it easily you never know who you'll run into off the road you'll probably start running into hostile Wildlife my advice would be to stick to the Highway when you can until next time I'm what's going on here I don't know but that guy seems pissed to got it who's Ringo we'll keep that in mind I don't think we met him yet if you're not going to buy something get out what the hell is your problem I'm killing this [ __ ] Donald just leave him be don't ruin the quest line Joe add Joe cob to our [ __ ] list oh gosh okay well you've been causing quite a stir glad I finally got to meet you welcome to the prospector Saloon looks like our little town got itself dragged into the middle of something we don't want anything to do with about a week ago this traiter Ringo comes into town Survivor of an attack he says bad men after him needs a place to hide we figured he would was just in shock so we gave him a place to lilow we didn't actually expect anyone to come after him I say we just kill him you mean murder him that's not our way even if Cobb is scum he can Bluster and threaten all he wants he's holed up at the abandoned gas station up the hill well now we know where to find Ringo I remember seeing the gas station earlier some of the others like Sunny will probably stand up for Ringo if he asks for help which he hasn't personally I hope he sneaks out of town one night and takes the powder gangers with him Chang gangs really the NCR brought them in from California to work on the problem is it turns out that giving convicts a bunch of dynamite and Blasting powder isn't the best idea was a big Escape not too long ago some of them stuck together so they could make trouble that's what we're dealing with now you're telling me this town pissed off a group of prisoners strapped with TNT that's what it seems like not much other than there a bunch of freeloaders who expected a few rounds on the house I was able to get them to pay up though of course one of the great cons did knock my radio to the floor by accident they were having some kind of argument about it but the guy in the checkered coat kept shushing them sounded like they came in from the north through Cory Junction if that's the case I can't say I blame them for not want to go back that whole area is overrun with the kind of Critters that just get mad if you shoot them Merchants avoid that whole stretch of I15 like it's radioactive which it could be for all I know I didn't hear exactly but the leader was talking about the strip fella wants to get there and avoid the 15 he'd have to go East take Highway 93 up sounds like we just found a quick way to Vegas she said it's full of creepy crawlies though we have guns Joe I cleaned off my controller so we should have no more issues looks okay but I think something broke on the inside there'd be caps in it for you I do like to hear what's going on in the boom baby let's fix this thing and get paid oh we got our first level up nice let me even out this repair stat then I'll put the rest into guns I guess more perks too awesome that one looks pretty strong I agree we should take the XP one looks like it's probably the best option here if it isn't I'm sure the comments will call us out for it let's check out that radio now easiest money I've ever made feeling thirsty yeah I heard it turn right back on after you got 50 caps bro what that's some bull it's not like it was a hard task Donald looks like you can ask for more but you have ass trading skills I'm trying it anyway I could get another I think it's an auto fail if you don't have the required level all right let's get out of here time to go find Ringo

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Length: 36min 45sec (2205 seconds)

Published: Tue May 21 2024