Trump, Biden, and Obama Make a Dark Souls Boss Tier List - Ranking From Best to Worst

so uh the Asylum Demon I think it's pretty iconic so iconic they used it two more times during the game lazy it's a fitting introduction to the souls genre letting the player know that things won't be easy so iconic that lazy Miyazaki copy pasted it a hundred times into Eldon ring as well ERD tree Avatar who are you fooling it's another Asylum Demon reskin yeah since it's reused so often the original must be ranked pretty high I like it you also get a choice of running away from it and doing a plunging attack clever game design to let the player know that Dark Souls encourages different strategies for bosses I didn't listen to any of that see tear boss and the reskins are even lower I'll give it a b I'll accept a b if it's a high B final whatever next is the Taurus demon incredible boss such unique level design on a bridge teaching you even further about strategizing you're such a SIM for Dark Souls one didn't ask I give it an a I'll be honest it was okay one of the least memorable bosses in the game agreed easy boss dead in two minutes don't I'll put it into C for now I've already accepted that you guys won't be putting all the bosses in sna like I would so it's fine C is fine good because there's 26 in total to get through and I got other [ __ ] to do before we hang out later yeah thanks for being so submissive Dark Souls one dick one dick thanks wait no shut the [ __ ] up what are we saying about the Bell Gargoyles I love them solely because you can summon Solaire praise the sun shut the [ __ ] up casual learn to play I'll learn to play when you learn to tan properly I don't tan you blind [ __ ] I have a natural golden I think the boss fights Midway Twist of having to fight two gargoyles definitely puts it higher than Asylum and Taurus agreed I tear be tear for me I think at the top of B tier works fine next Capra demon time more like crap the slow walk through the fog wall and hearing that demonic music whilst he charges at you my goodness I couldn't fall asleep for days after that you couldn't sleep that's a first I think they did good with what they had awful boss fight boring moveset yeah but the feeling of fear it instilled in you with the tight claustrophobic room surrounded by dogs and a demon that was cool it was lazy they had a tear for the PTSD it gave me D tier okay what about B tier no [ __ ] way it deserves B tier put it in s tier to make Trump kill himself shut the [ __ ] up I'll give it a high C but we can change it at the end if uh we change our minds but now it's time for the Moonlight Butterfly boy oh boy such a majestic creature nice hauntingly beautiful Boss music too I like my soul's boss is tough okay this was like like killing a defenseless puppy a beautiful winged puppy B tear agreed another Bieber Rock what is this don't worry we'll have a bunch of sna ranks by the end I hope so on to the gaping dragon the first boss that actually feels like a boss fight in Dark Souls what a cinematic intro we got the way it Peaks its little cute head only to reveal that absolute giant terrifying ugly gaping hole terrifying ugly gaping hole your mom was in this Joe hey come on moms are off limits my mom's dead skill issue I want to give it a high b or low a for the insane design alone the boss fight itself was kind of mid to be honest yeah not really an exciting move set a tier C tier don't want to grab that vagina dragon by the [ __ ] ever again beat here it is now we're on chaos which quilogue awful I don't Dark Souls a lot of somber lore around her and her family she remains down there just to protect her sister didn't ask she's honestly a nice Escape after dealing with Blighttown yeah but her hair is always covering her chest I'm more into man-eater Mildred oh boy what a lady the [ __ ] is wrong with you both classic Joe always into summons Focus I think I'll give her a b or an eight yeah she's still hot a-tier [ __ ] sake I'll say she's a high B because of her lore and the nice juxtaposition of her design the bees won't stop Who's Next Iron Golem d-tier boring next what's up Joe you cannot in your goddamn useless mind think this is an a tier boss Joe yeah so just keep quiet for this one low seats here pretty forgettable but you know who isn't forgettable here we go Ornstein and smoke [ __ ] asked here don't even try to argue I agree possibly the most iconic boss fight of the game s tier every Souls game after has tried to emulate the pain and suffering we get from this but none have come close hey tier why is it eight here I don't like how people fat shame Ornstein for [ __ ] sake dumbass Smo is the fat one fake news don't at me you're just mad that you look like small you fat [ __ ] I agree I do look like Smo and my cool dragon armor and wielding a spear they should call you orange Steen shut the [ __ ] up or I will walk yes some walking would be good for your heart you tubby so shutting the [ __ ] up would be good for you you child molesting [ __ ] crooked that's enough [ __ ] [ __ ] calm the [ __ ] down guys that's cheer boss obviously s tear Jesus Christ anyways now we have crossbreed Priscilla in the lore she's described as an Abomination but Abomination didn't know your mom was in this Joe Priscilla looks lovely true that joke doesn't work what are we thinking for the rank boys she actually looks really good here we go long legs bright hair reminds me of my daughter you're always thinking about her you creepy [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up Joe [ __ ] you want to sniff Priscilla's hair Focus did you guys fight her or let her live I couldn't hurt someone that hot I didn't fight her either I let her live she's innocent not hurting anyone so we have no idea if she was a good boss or not [ __ ] this tier list is ruined it's okay we can judge her based on lore and design alone Hot Dragon human High here I thought the painted world was such a fun idea reminds me of my times playing Mario 64. so I'd like to rank her High a tear I don't know let's put her on B cool concept but no one ever talks about her not that memorable or iconic B for beautiful I'm okay with that b for Biden huh that's my surname now we have dark son gwyndolin [ __ ] boss re use Boss music lasers need to be nerfed was it too hard for you Don shut up you know it's a shitty boss I agree cool lore though the lore is fine but the boss fight itself trash D tier I agree this boss was pretty awful what the [ __ ] Joe you've changed man listen this trip down Dark Souls Memory Lane is reminding me that maybe not all the bosses were top tier would you look at that he's finally got his tongue out miyazaki's ass this is truly a miracle shove him onto D tier boys hell yeah Joe that's my guy now what about Sif obvious that's tears shut the [ __ ] up all your opinions are wrong Siff is such a good boy having to fight him when all he wants to do is protect others from the same fate as his best friend Artorias my God I'm getting emotional just talking about it keep your estrogen out of this no Don I agree with Joe here great boss design excellent lore very memorable exactly s tier I would give it a high a fine I do love dogs but I don't like hitting them he's a wolf I can live with an a for Sif we're on seat the [ __ ] list now right I'm still trying to understand what this boss was stupid design why are his legs a puddle what even was that fight cringe Dragon betraying his own race coward d-tier C tier because the design and lore is something we're okay with a c don't talk for me Joe I can do it myself I say see okay ceaseless discharge ceaseless discharge didn't know your mom was in this Joe that's [ __ ] enough you dork sorry not sorry the lore behind this boss is quite sad born with lava sores so his sisters gave him the orange charred ring to ease his pain orange charred ring sounds like Don's [ __ ] for [ __ ] sake very funny bet you guys couldn't even beat him I didn't even fight him I did I stole his dead sister's clothes put them on then cheesed the [ __ ] out of him by standing next to the fog door of course he would use that Strat it's called gamer IQ Barack seems like an okay boss I'll give it a B I think a c or B Works embarrassing boss fight he tried to jump at me and then died in an instant see tear at most see it is c for ceaseless here now here's the orange Asylum Demon you mean Donald now you [ __ ] off right now reskin I'll give it a D give it a d and get it out of my face D for Donald huh D for your [ __ ] dementia behave guys now we're on to the boss that's just before lost izelith I'm going to throw up don't remind me of that awful area why do you hate it so much doesn't the disgusting orange colored hellscape make you feel right at home shut the [ __ ] up I've had enough with your constant abuse Jesus Christ to behave and pipe down tell me your rankings for the centipede demon centipede demon that gross Wrigley orange insect don't you [ __ ] say it Joe didn't know your mom was in this Don that [ __ ] really left can't handle this smoke you guys need to behave he called my dead mother a skill issue and that she's a gaping dragon ceaseless discharge Abomination [ __ ] sake all right let me go get him a few moments later I'll give centipede demon a sea me too nailed it time for bed of chaos bet you thought you could sleep in it huh sleepy Joe yeah yeah sleepy Joe same old [ __ ] joke on every AI voice meme what the hell are you talking about what's an AI voice meme I don't know wait whose memories are these great the bidenator has officially lost his mind I bet your wife calls it the Bed of Chaos at home too and he's back I'll [ __ ] leave again don't test me I'm already mad thinking about this lazy boss design you and me both Don it's hard for me to criticize this wonderful game but I think Miyazaki was enjoying a few too many cold ones with the boys at this point yeah he's just like me for real though yeah I'd always see that lazy son of a [ __ ] Downing pints at my hotel bar instead of working on Dark Souls it's a shame he became an absolute alcoholic during the stretch of the game's development a shame indeed please drink responsibly kids however I'm sure we can find some good qualities about this boss yeah nah [ __ ] that this is our tier list let's put it on D I'm okay with that [ __ ] it on to the next one and it's the stray demon d tier yep yep another D tier pinwheel yep yep now we have Nito first of the Dead holder of one of the Lord's Souls manifestation of illness and death a tear I like the boss design and lore but the fight itself was mid got to put some respect on the gravelord I think an eight is fine of course you would low a works for me me too Four Kings yeah Four Kings reminds me of us there's only three of us and what about oh [ __ ] he's gone who the [ __ ] are you seeing probably the ghost of his mom the gaping dragon shut the [ __ ] up Don enough mom jokes you fat [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Barack you're meant to be the no more mom jokes okay fine Joe I'm sorry I'm sorry too you're not that orange thank you okay so the pitch black level design and having to fight them one at a time that was cool plunging into the depths of Darkness wait one at a time I had to fight four at once that's because you were too slow old man reflexes hey tier for me B tier two black for me what the [ __ ] [ __ ] the level of Jesus I'm not racist I'm the least racist of all shut the [ __ ] up a tear hey it is wait yep it's time we made it to the final boss boys there he is our lord of Cinder Gwen what are we saying Lads s tear obviously pretty iconic like me Amazing Music what a conclusion to the story we see the legend himself Lord of sunlight reduced to Cinder we're fighting him at his weakest and yet it was still a tough battle wrong easy dub learn to Parry we all think he's s tier but here's the tough question is Gwen higher or lower than Ornstein and smoke you bastard now I have to think I think ons are more iconic I'm sure plenty of Dark Souls players changed after this fight or had to resort to summoning this is tough I'm a huge fan of Gwen's lore obviously Ornstein and smo's lore doesn't compare looking at the book o and S were also harder to beat uh uh better move set more memorable more difficult but Gwen is the better character with better music I think we know the answer do it Barack and here it is wow we did it Jesus it took a while sucks for you especially since you don't have much time left in this world shut the [ __ ] up you know you're both literally almost the same age did you forget Joe talking about his Cowboy Wild West Adventures it may have took a while but I enjoyed every moment me too buddy well I gotta go now see you all later tonight can't wait what's Melania going to cook Don she doesn't know how so we'll order pizza yum okay bye guys bye boys bye bye and go watch clone games foreign

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Published: Sun Mar 05 2023