The Gamer Presidents Play Mario Party: Obama's Fury (ft. Markiplier)

uh it's good to be back playing some more Mario party again isn't that right guys I actually quite enjoyed the last time we played I think I've officially warmed up to this game let me just State this for the record I never wanted to touch this game for the rest of my life the only reason I'm here is because Donald was blowing up my phone for two days straight begging for a rematch that's just not true I literally only asked you twice Trump you literally showed up to my daughter's birthday party just to ask me if I wanted to play Mario party again and it was a lovely event let me say I quite enjoyed the prawn they were serving there anyway let's get started shall we where's Chris at why isn't he in VC yet oh I forgot to tell you Chris said he was busy filming for that new movie what's it called Defenders of the Milky Way anyway I invited someone else to take his place hey my name is Markiplier starting off with a Lucky Seven just like last time I already have a good feeling about this game this map seems bigger than the previous one what's the gimmick with this board there is no gimmick Joe it's a no frills no [ __ ] map I don't believe that for even a second there's always some [ __ ] with this game an item this early on this might be big I think I'll go for that key hitting the last balloon is impossible believe oh you were saying don't talk to me oh yeah I forgot about these banks that tax you I've never even paid my taxes in real life why would I want to pay them in here Trump I don't think you should be saying that sort of thing out loud whatever sleepy Joe oh would you look at that a double dice you know what they say that this first star is as good as mine thanks to this mushroom and of course I get a one just my luck that's too bad Joe maybe you would have fared better with a pair of dice instead we're not even five minutes into this game and I'm already sick of you hate all you want guys but thanks to these double dice I'll be getting the first star of the game how the hell this game is [ __ ] rigged I knew it so much for those precious dice of yours yeah well [ __ ] the dice I'm never trusting these dice items again come on Lucky Seven don't fail me now I can't [ __ ] believe this what happened to all my good luck you used it all up when you got elected back in 2016. don't even get me started on that stinky Joe guys what did we say about political talk during gaming time sorry Obama even though Joe's the one who started it [Applause] [Music] congrats on the first star Mark yeah congrats Mark congrats mark thank you everybody I don't seem to be faring much better than you Trump my roles this game have been awful yeah well if last time taught us anything it's that this game loves to [ __ ] you over in the first half and then suck you off right at the end what looks like this key is coming in handy after all God damn it not again Biden I need you to understand that I only chose you because you have the most coins plus your mashing sucks ass so I can squeeze more coins out of you you better watch out Barack you've just made a dangerous enemy don't forget who won the last game you're talking mad smack for someone who won solely off a chance time the details are irrelevant it's the end results that count Mark's right behind the star let's see if I can get lucky with a warp block and there we are it's a shrimple shut the [ __ ] up whoa you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up you shut the [ __ ] up I hope you die in a fight no need to be so aggressive mark this is supposed to be a friendly game for now you know that warp block gamble worked pretty well for Obama I think I might switch my strategy from Dice to warp blocks myself oh wow I landed on the bank all these coins for me wow I really do love the economy see this is exactly why everyone needs to pay their taxes what so you can steal everyone's money yes excellent I'm officially on the board now that definitely took a while though we're almost halfway through the game and I only just now got a star the star spawned right behind Mark that lucky son of a [ __ ] I keep trying to tell you this game is rigged against me wow mark is really getting ahead of us if this keeps up it'll be difficult to make a comeback oh good Biden can steal a star here this could be the great equalizer we need don't even [ __ ] think about it Joe Mark literally has two stars it makes way more sense to steal from him that's really how you're going to play it huh you miserable Petty piece of [ __ ] I warned you Obama you asked for this the only thing I asked for was to never play this garbage game again and this is the exact reason why oh for [ __ ] sake now I gotta answer to this oversized reptilian prick I wish you nothing but sorrow and Dread I hope Bowser steals your star and then I hope Bowser [ __ ] your wife well you got what you wish for are you happy now not yet I still need to see that Turtle clobbering your wife in bed then maybe I'll be happy [ __ ] you Barack sorry my doordash guy arrived with the Taco Bell and I had to grab it what did I miss looks like Obama and Mark are close to the star I've got a two and three chance of this warp block working in my favor it's now or never really and of course it's you [ __ ] me over again sleepy Joe a thorn in my side now and always aren't you I'm not even doing anything I swear a [ __ ] Alien Invasion could happen and this guy would find a way to blame me for it yeah that does seem like the kind of thing you'd be responsible for actually finally I'm back in the game despite your efforts to stop me Joe I've clawed my way back to another star better enjoy that star while at last Barack if you're lucky enough you might be able to hold on to it for more than one turn is that a threat maybe well how's this for a threat 183.145 oh [ __ ] time for a double coin mini game I could really use the extra money all right looks like I'll be going up first I'd be a fool not to pick the gold lever gold I don't know Trump looks more like a piss yellow sort of color to me bro you know piss isn't supposed to be that yellow right really but mine always looks like that you're kidding me right when's the last time you drank some water oh I don't know maybe last Tuesday all right well anyway I'm taking your color Joe that's fine you can have it I was going to pick white anyway God damn it I should have seen this coming let's go with gold again it worked well for me before you know I think Joe was right maybe it is more of a piss yellow I think you both need to hydrate more I'm going with green again I don't trust that yellow should have trusted the piss Obama shut up Donald I'll piss in your soup prediction time baby I'm not getting my hopes up though they'll probably give the consolation prize to Sleepy Joe again never mind I knew they'd pick me I never had any doubt about it incredible a hidden block card this prize will be the start of something great for me I can feel it you talk too much you know that yeah well it's not my fault I got given more lines in this script than you what was that nothing forget I said anything let's give this hidden block card a whirl shall we boom baby my comeback Starts Now wait that item can give you a star just like that how is that fair life isn't fair sleepy Joe the only ones lucky enough to survive its cruelties are the ones gifted by God's grace and clearly I am one of the chosen ones what the [ __ ] are you going on about did that doordash guy lace your tacos with acid or something no that's just how he always is oh I love a countdown that's always a good thing what's happening what did Mark just do he activated the laser it eradicates any poor soul who mistakenly wanders onto its treacherous path well [ __ ] me I guess nice job Mr Jesus too there go all your coins I changed my mind there is no God we killed him oh come on now that's the third shitty role in a row oh well at least I can NAB an item from it wait a minute is that one of those fangled boo bells that could be the game changer I need oh [ __ ] I blinked don't tell me you lost where it is Joe were you napping during the shuffle listen my memory isn't what it used to be uh look I'm pretty sure it's in this Barrel here [ __ ] his dementia-ridden ass really failed the easiest item minigame huh my memory works just fine [ __ ] I'm not that old yet wait wait how old am I again I'm making big moves here no more [ __ ] around oh Jesus he's buying a gold pipe and he's about to get a star in this same turn barack's about to become Unstoppable God help us all there is no God Joe I learned that the hard way if we want Obama to be stopped we'll have to stop him ourselves if either of you try anything I'll dox your house address Joe I'm proposing a truce between us in the interest of taking down Obama's Reign sounds like a plan let's shake on it you guys think I'm joking I've already got your houses pulled up on my satellite there we go that should slow him down a fair bit all right you had your chance Biden don't say I didn't warn you did Obama seriously just leave where is he going hold on give me a second there's someone at my door uh-oh Joe I don't think you should open that Obama what the [ __ ] wait how did you get here so fast oh help I'm being assaulted [Music] here you go sleepy Joe consider this my final [ __ ] you of the game you're seriously gonna kick a man while he's down what happened to our truce yeah well I realized I don't want to lose to you so the truce is officially over I'll take whatever the hell these are get [ __ ] Barack oh how the mighty have fallen from three stars all the way down to one I don't even have the energy for a comeback anymore I'm so [ __ ] tired well Barack this is your last move you had a good run and you fought well but in the end it just wasn't enough who said it was over you decrepit old fart I've still got one last trick up my sleeve really Obama you're seriously going for the chance time Gambit you know that [ __ ] isn't going to work for you your lucks run out desperate times Joe chance time is all I have left and Karma comes for all eventually through all the trials and tribulations I've endured over the course of this game I've become more determined than ever to win if Fate has it written that I'm destined to lose at Mario Party then I shall reject that future with all my being no no what are you doing what are you doing are you watching me Joe witness me as I send Mark's [ __ ] ass straight to hell no oh my God sorry I was taking a massive [ __ ] like I'm talking an absolutely monstrous dookie must have been the Taco Bell anyway what'd I miss well here we are we finally made it to the end I'm not even going to bother watching the results I already know I won [ __ ] all you guys don't ever message me for anything ever again well that was rude talk about a sore winner anyway [ __ ] this game I'm done with Mario Party how's about a round of Mario Kart sleepy Joe I think I've done enough gaming for one day I'm getting kind of tired oh come on just one game don't tell me you're gonna [ __ ] out fine we can do one quick race all right bet get ready to eat my dust oh [ __ ] come on I can make it you've got to be kidding me I was right there at the Finish Line Get clapped on [ __ ] that's it I'm flushing my switch down the toilet

Channel: Illegal Carrot

Views: 846,210

Keywords: Gaming, Mario, Mario Party, Trump, Obama, Biden, Ai, ai presidents, Presidents, Markiplier, Nintendo

Id: vUx62hnLShk

Length: 11min 30sec (690 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 05 2023