Trump, Biden, and Obama are Horsing Around ft Omnist Shapiro - Pres Amica Ep 35

what a coincidence I can summon a horse and in my pants I definitely also have a massive horse C wow ivanka's a Lucky Gal thanks all right boys let's get on the horse and follow Chupa let's do this I paladon the golden Truth The Shining Light the symbol of Hope the last president of America summon the will and power and might to conjure a [Applause] horse wa oh my what a mighty steed it's pronounced stud what will you name him Steed Steed Steve Steve stove what I'll name him Chupa that sucks hey come on plus that name's taken guys stop pressuring me Oban didn't even name his wolf true let's name our animals later all right enough fooling around I'm getting on my [Applause] horse the horse dissipates into nothingness after suffering severe damage the spirit is no more what the [ __ ] just happened who did this uh was it Javon I'll [ __ ] kill the Goblins um I think is my horse a [ __ ] snowflake coward bro help me solve this murder mystery maybe it was the mountain must have been the wind bro you were too fat what the [ __ ] what sort of [ __ ] is this look man it's okay it happens so I can summon a horse but what you're saying is my armor is too heavy for it sure what are you doing let me try again the horse dies again okay again this might be considered animal abuse shut the [ __ ] up you vegans okay enough I'm lawful good what do you expect to happen differently hello stupid you ever heard of evolution I'm evolving it to be stronger you [ __ ] idiot whatever obman tries to grab paladon to restrain him but paladon pushes out his arm and for [ __ ] sake whoa paladon conjures the horse spirit but by swinging his arm he launched the spirit before it is fully formed and it flies into the mountain and dies holy [ __ ] so that's what this spell is for um it's like that ugly beast animal said we shouldn't assume things what I didn't get a fine Ste or conjure horse spell right it's a throw horse spell no I don't think that's true at all okay stop that how powerful am I waits for Applause so anyway PR Amika run towards Chupa to catch up to him since they can't ride a horse because um they are following Chupa to get to christonia man I'm going to get blisters and my thighs are chafing can this day get any worse I'm honestly sure it can whatever at least I learned a new skill what the hell even is your build I'm big boned no your character build I'm lawful good by the way you don't have a weapon you throw your shield and now you throw conjured horses huh pretty cool right uh but you know what would be cooler if I could conjure a car or a limo why can't we hire a limo anyway you have all our gold so go on hire one h i get it Ben don't you have some spare gold we can use why do you think I have spare gold aren't you an orthodontist Jew what uh an orphan doctor Jew what orphan docs what orphan docs Jew uh he's trying to say Orthodox Jew no paladon I'm not a Jew in fact after much reflection I think Skip continue Ben after much reflection and meditation I think I might be an omnist wow yeah a what omnist it's the belief in omnism AKA all religions finding the truth in everything all information contains all the truth so I think I an omnist I got to be omnist with you I don't care oh God stop bullying shabo my name's Ben you can hear chupa ahead and he begins to glow and make more noises beckoning you toward something or someone oh [ __ ] hims it's Callos no it's not but [ __ ] I don't know why it's only just Dawning on me that we might see him soon [ __ ] he'll be up there um somewhere around christonia not here [ __ ] [ __ ] you get closer to Chupa and see three adventurers greeting you with smiles hello there chaps we're a mighty group of adventurers hoping to help secure the diamond and we're wondering [Music] paladon what the [ __ ] whoops they were innocent people they were definitely after my Gold and the diamond how are they innocent wait is that a woman shut the [ __ ] up why are you such a [ __ ] no you shut the [ __ ] up guys please don't fight besides they're not dead I just knocked them out [ __ ] sake I'm tired I'm holy [ __ ] an aronian floats up and over the edge of the cliffs side gently Landing onto the ground whoa It's good to see an aronian up here it's you the prince's friends to think you're still alive on this pilgrimage how fortuitous but what was that commotion we just heard we even saw a flying horse go by is everything okay honestly no are you a [ __ ] snitch everything is fine and no crimes were committed wink wink smooth what um so anyway since you're up here does that mean the prince is nearby too indeed after clearing the Supply route of blockages and threats the prince wanted to make haste and Float a group of regalian in our aronian up to support any yeah yeah thanks sir you're welcome we're in a hurry the aronian looks confused and then notices the knocked out group of adventurers next to you um yeah we've got to go we're following the Chupa to the magical seal which will lead to christonia Chupa seal what do these mean yeah Foreigner learning English could you tend to the wounded for us yeah I think a rock must have landed on them of course I'll help them the prince will be up here soon too and we'll hopefully meet you again together at the top good luck press amik oh he knows my name to avoid responsibility of paladon horse crimes press Amika cut their conversation with the aronian short and continue catching up to Chupa look at us just lads being Lads just horsing around do you get it horse horsing why don't you get it we do why aren't you clapping bra Amika continued to Walk and Walk and Walk and does it trigger you to say the word walk by the way I feel like all this walking has made me lose weight so I should try sitting on my horse again no you're going to run out of energy save it you're right I am feeling a bit woozy can we go eat after this no I think I can only summon a horse one more time so save it then what do I throw at my enemies your Shield but why PR Amika walks and finally catches up to Chupa and and and and press Amika along with Chupa Traverse the perilous landscape of Mount Cristo navigating narrow ridges sheer Cliffs and steep inclines they've crossed Rocky bridges over gaping crevasses overcoming any and every obstacle thrown at them by the challenging mountain and still they are undaunted and press onward driven by purpose and fueled by grit all for that [ __ ] Celestial Diamond it will be ours Chupa finally stops at the bottom of another path leading up what is it boy look closer press Amika squint their eyes looking around at this newfound path and they see see what the it's broken a strange magical wall seems to cover this path but only shards of it remain as Joey said it's been broken you have found the seal we're almost there those christonian better lavish me in luxury for everything I went through you all walk through the broken seal all right on the straight path to christonia what could possibly go wrong

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Length: 8min 10sec (490 seconds)

Published: Sun May 19 2024