Tribute to Elaine Marie Benes

who else you got back there it was an awkward moment in the conversation it never happened before you slept with Nina what are you gonna tell George nothing and neither will you George can never know about this it'll crush him alright alright I'll put it in the vault no good too many people know the combination what combination don't be ridiculous a little weird I mentioned Nina Nina Nina no just not Boyer no Nina buddy keep saying Nina uh hello Benita Nina if I'm gonna go grab a bite I'll meet you down there cereal cereal peach schnapps watch this oh so Jerry and Nina oh I'm not gonna tell you any more Thanks you already told me everything Oh George knows that you slept with Nina that's why I was acting so weird how did he find out he's not me you know you're not supposed to drink while you're keeping a secret is there anything else I can tell you here drink this I slept with the groom penter I used to be called Peter so who cares about that Sue Ellen she knew she'd call off the whole wedding Oh nobody's calling off any weddings all right it's time to go just trying to get married up here Elaine you'll have to sleep with me I'm not gonna sleep with you reparations would you grow up George what is the difference Nina sup with him he slept with me I slept with Pinter nobody cares it's all ancient history you slept with the groom ix abanda yeah I'd like to place an order yes what you like this supreme flounder it says first time served in America is that true what number 47 yeah there's time what else ah that's it address 78 West 86th Street apartment 3e that's south side sorry we don't deliver below 86 I'm not below yes you are Street yourself east boundary your guy can't cross to my side if we delivered to you then what 85th Street Wall Street Mexico 84th Street all right fine I'll just cross and meet him sorry but only for those who live within boundary china Panda uh yeah yeah I'd like to place an order oh hi china Panda why are you waiting on a street not in your apartment I good thought that I would meet you halfway really live here oh yeah there you go you keep the change huh I'll see ya this is address discrimination yeah hi I'm your neighbor uh from across the street and um I was wondering if it wouldn't be too much trouble if I could use your apartment to order some food what what what do you see there is a certain flounder and they won't deliver it to my side of the street what when is that no I just need them to deliver it here and I have to be kind of inside is all yeah who you would actually I'm I'm just gonna hum Gris who are you oh the lock was broken you just have to jiggle it actually take me but I just need like a half an hour to an hi sorry I didn't hear you I was gonna show I'll see ya excuse me what are you doing in there nothing I was just him I wasn't in there you were hanging around in there lai isn't on the job when you should have been downstairs in the basement cleaning out those old carpets and scrap wood right because I'm the janitor don't get smart with me yes ma'am um Jerry and Elena here nobody baby if any Georgia oh it's gorgeous yes so very gorgeous is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen oh I couldn't look it was like got Pekinese boy a little too much chlorine in that gene pool and you know the thing is they'll never know no one's ever gonna tell him I have to lie oh it's a must lie situation yes it's a must lie situation tell her about the shrinkage [ __ ] no I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage besides I think women know about shrinkage how women know about shrinkage isn't it common knowledge oh the women know about shrinkage what do you mean like laundry no like when a man goes swimming afterwards it shrinks like a frightened turtle why does it shrink it just does I don't know how you guys walk around with those things asymptotes Oh sugar hey guys I wanna make a toast um here's to those who wish us well and those who don't can go to hell all right Wow Oh oh cool look at that yeah right there with you that is a Schwinn sting-ray and it's the girls model oh I always wanted one of these when I was little what do you think Jerry Jerry huh what do you think oh yeah be great for your paper up I love it I'm getting it can you help me get it down Jer Jerry I think if I need some help over there you know the only way to really help her is to just let her be yeah this is killing me right now I would give that bite to the first person who can make this pain go away oh you're really hurting huh Oh Cramer it's just awful well your arterioles have constricted all right lean forward relax what what encounter shiatsu wait a minute Kramer you know what you're doing oh yeah wise man once taught me the healing power of the body's natural pressure points uh-huh he sells t-shirts outside the world Tracy is a genius from Cain will come pleasure what's even more amazing is his formal training isn't pediatrics my work is done here Oh Kramer thank you now you can send that bike over any time what what what is he talking about I don't know how cuz you said you'd give the bike to anyone who fixes your neck I really thank you what's the bike oh yeah let me took him like ten seconds well that's the most he's worked in the last four months you when Robert yep really yes indeedy I'm surprised really why no reason well believe me this didn't happen overnight Robert is not exactly a one-woman man if you know what I mean no siree Bob sure I mean in a lot of ways he's a typical guy he likes his sports but he counters that side with the side you see here tonight at the ballet or the pleasure he gets watching this Liza Minnelli belt out a few choice numbers it's those two halves of his personality that just come together to make them the very special guy that he is excuse me such a great night and did they suspect anything huh no it was a fantastic beard I helped hands I called him honey and we discovered yet another talent posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals I was just such a great night oh you said that already oh I did yeah oh no don't tell me you like him he's incredible yeah but yeah I know so what not conversion you thinking conversion I did occur to me him you think you can get him to just change teams he's not gonna suddenly switch sides forget about it why is it replicable because when you join that team it's not a whim he likes his team he's set with that team but we've got a good team yeah we do we do have a good team why don't you play for us they're only comfortable with their equipment we just got along so great of course you did everyone gets along great when there's no possibility of sex no no no I said something I did send something I perceived a possibility Jerry you realize you're venturing into uncharted waters I realize it are you that desperate yes I am do the irony here you are rejecting somebody because they're bald so your balls no I'm not I was bald I don't like this thing and here's what I enjoy doggy do you mind if I pet your dog it's okay with me you can't have that dog in here okay but my Jim can you believe that go I'm okay okay okay that's it I don't need a shot no shot don't bite no no I know I wasn't shot do I need a shot nut shop dog bite woof my pain gang headache oh that's another symptom of what rabies well that's fatal you don't want that what is this what's going on here I'm sorry Kramer I'm sorry oh it's all right I had a friend who had rabies once I think I'm I'm having trouble swallowing yeah I can't swell she's got rabies just like my friend Bob sack I'm Adam that's hilarious is this gonna hurt yes very much well Kramer was right my friend Kim told me to sponges off the market so what are you gonna do I'll tell you what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a hard-target search of every drug store general store health store grocery store 225 block radius yeah do you need today sponges I know they're off the market but actually we have a case left okay case of sponges I I mean a case uh how how many come in a case sixty sixty um well I'll take three three yeah well make it in ten twenty sponges should be plenty you take 20 yeah 25 sponges is just fine 25 you said with 25 yeah yeah just give me the whole case I'll be in heaven I didn't even use one I thought you said it was imminent yeah it was but then I just couldn't decide if he was really sponge worthy sponge worthy yeah Jerry I have to conserve these sponges but you like this guy isn't that what the sponges are for yes yes before they went off the market but I mean now I've got to re-evaluate my whole screening process I can't afford to waste any of them so you think your sponge worthy yes I think I'm sponge more than I think I'm very sponge worthy run down your case for me again well we've gone out several times we obviously have a good rapport um I own a very profitable electronics distributing firm I eat well I exercise blood tests immaculate and if I can speak frankly I'm actually quite good at you gonna do something about your sideburns yeah I told you I trim my sideburns on the bathroom in your apartment cleaned it's morning uh-huh the sink the table everything got cleaned everything yeah it's spotless alright let's go you

Channel: Craig Fordham

Views: 3,550,396

Keywords: Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Elaine, spongeworthy, shrinkage

Id: 62TTCHNOI0I

Length: 17min 34sec (1054 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 10 2013