Top Gear - Funniest Moments from Series 10

first up James May in the Audi Gore so now the Merc [Music] oh no it's a seven so what about Hammond in the M3 I've not got a good feeling about this one oh I've broken the machine before we could set off James had to take down his new collapsible mast um France here we come what's it actually caught on the security camera so would you admit that your design is already flawed no James chose not to wait he made the mechanically confident but he has just turned right which is sometimes involved with which is where I should point out the the BBC is not allowed they've given us these little cameras to fill my various calamities and we were expecting car problems and we've already got but um there's another one here Jeremy's finger I was just simple it was in there [Applause] has anyone got any butter if you give us a yeah give us another 28 000 pounds you'll have a car that's as good as we can actually make it exactly right I think it's a bit like that Sainsbury's taste the difference cheese hold on a minute no um that's not cheese this is an analogy but you're going to say it's a reason you see cheese and it costs a certain amount of money but then next to it there's taste the difference cheese and it's a little bit more expensive but it tastes really nice hey the bachelor life no but what but what I want to know is why don't they just make all the cheese like that or do they just make that cheese and then make something that's a bit worse price it lower and say here's some rubbish cheese for poor people hang on confused so why is why are you on this program I'm right aren't I it is like why would you deliberately make the cheese less good than you could make they've deliberately made the F430 less good than they know it can be so they then bring out a more expensive one and put taste the difference on it and sell it in Sainsbury's well they don't actually do that confused if you poor old goat is it is it sorry we're gonna look at your cut it's massive don't knock Oliver that's it don't knock my car that's a fine he's a fine that I'm going what did you call it there Olive is a friend of mine and I thought you were talking about it [Laughter] foreign [Laughter] ah fuel filler I'll need that maybe I'll take the hubcaps off really because they protect their hubs can I point something out well Heaven's walking around his car mashing about how he needs all of it I know exactly what he's doing he's formed an emotional attachment doesn't he'd be like to say to him could you cut bits off your wife thing is I believe deep in my heart that I look good in it and it suits me because it's stylish and it's contemporary thank you every time I see you those are the words that pop into my head stylish and contemporary thank you after other words like for instance beige Stannis stairlift the war homosexual I object to the beige I've done the wrong way you stupid long-haired idiots I don't think it will have affected the time too badly anyway it has a 6.5 liter V12 B12 yeah whatever it can do whatever please stop oh that's very annoying it can do 212 area leave it just a nudge that's a crash there's a thing unfortunately because it was an automatic it was useless so we told Richard to try but he didn't want to hurt Oliver ah there he is parked oh that's no that's not working for me at all uh his foot's out his arms up okay it's gonna come oh sorry I've even failed the handbrake Jesse he's knocked down the sign warning him now he's beating the hillies okay so when you want a drink which you will you put that in your mouth okay squeeze squeeze squeeze what is it yeah it's flawed this is where flamingos breed out here so that's breeding is it it's a fossil it's not a fossil it only died about two years ago I was talking about you it's an ex Flamingo hey no look what now I know what created this ostrich yes yes its legs are miles apart that's exactly how it was walking you know David Attenborough is about to retire can I just say what you look like a gay cowboy and you look like a gay terrorist so you look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen like when your face is ridiculous got egg in my eye got egg on the Wheel it's a warm day as well let's be honest oh and the glove box has gone on the radio panel look at that suspension working the way how's he's looking ah I'm telling you James I cannot stop it [Music] I can't stop it but half of me wants him to see it half of me wants him to just drive all day with it he'll never notice you know James I haven't noticed anything with it coming is he okay it's Kevin sounds like a racing driver isn't it I'm just bought as a drink some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo all we know is he's not the Stig but he is the stigs African cousin [Music] [Applause] he's protecting the important bits [Applause] James decided to use in his immunity that's neutral I've got neutral it's my wind resistance stop it I don't know [Music] amazingly all three of us were floating but when I say three it's going down [Music] Stratos o37 what happened [Laughter] stopwatch still running and I check to make sure James's snorkel was working [Applause] [Music] because what you need for your tree or some Lamborghini baubles perfect Christmas is here but that gets cut out I bet it does as well which is a good thing because I quite like them okay sorry I dropped it sorry I'm in a car which is even probably here has got a throttle that's jammed wide open and I can't hold it on the brakes Hammond move you're gonna have to go faster than I hit you what now let's go thanks well open yourself to my breaks why not I've lost a skull monkeys oh my God this is big now quite scared scared really scared why the bloody hell won't it turn around ow thing whatever you call it why is it on an elephant it's amazing there's a man over there with the best comb over I have ever seen in my life that is he's got four partings as a result of that let's see why don't yeah bald live with it oops I was looking through him this is the Stevens derea which has eight clutches and what kind of Dullard would think that that was brilliant that's brilliant what's brilliant this gearbox oh this is a three-speed constant mesh so there's a constant mesh gears and it has selector Forks but it doesn't have dog clutches so that's like the brake band on an automatic gearbox in fact and in a modern gearbox one would always be loose on its shaft either the input shaft or the lay shaft that's 1903 and that is basically what and then if you're losing you just go for the I've never used a tampon is a winner I'll remember that tip I have you've used a temple are you sure you know spillage oh mate what God I had a bit of an accident on the cooker once sorry this is getting worse but you're boiling something I was doing something with milk in it and I you know it boiled over and it goes in that bit at the back where you can't get your finger in and if you don't clean it up you don't clean that out it goes rancid and it smells forever you use the tampons to clean a cooker in it he doesn't have OCD listen no you do have OCD I don't these are the bezel on a watch you know the little arrow thing here if I have it here he's fine but if I put it round ready down there it's like Kryptonite get it back in the wrong position you can't you can't bear it if I haven't got that Arrow [Music] third time I've been in this ready see yeah technically it wasn't my fault I'm disappointed I thought we were gonna make it oh sorry mate the Cubs saying oh brilliant look do you want to go out there bottom oh do you want to stay in here with the horses that's not a question it's ever been it's not a horse either um hang on that's my bag in James's this is my tent oh man get it mine won't start properly no question it's a Porsche persevere it's a 911 Porsche hot bit goes at the back foreign with the chair the pipe we're building up the perfect picture for you mate I think next next I'll tell you something you see he's pointing I haven't actually got anything to tell you but I just wanted to point at you with my pipe like Pipe smoke and I'll tell you something else oh I'm well thank you this is hard work if I had no air conditioning I'd look ridiculous now [Applause] go [Applause] the damn doors come off there is a technique to forwarding Rivers even on a proper Ford like this we've got to keep enough speed up so you push a bear wave like that then you use the whatever power you've got ninja come on come on come on go Mike no God they stole he's going down I can't open the door come on please come out come on float float float Oliver

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Keywords: Top Gear, TG, The Grand Tour, TGT, UK, Old, Original, Series 10, Season 10, S10, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Funniest Moments, Funny Moments, Best Bits, The News, Botswana, Special, Oliver

Id: Vcvdb1J2t34

Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 26 2023