top gear and the grand tour funny moments compilation 1

dear grandad really thank you uh because 1980s hot hatchbacks were so easy to steal they were mostly used for doing handbrake turns on housing estates and ram raiding woolworths so to see which one of your ridiculous ridiculous cars is best you will now have a game of supermarket sweep the rules were simple the producers had laid out a course around the aisles of a supermarket and we had to see which of our cars could get rounded the fastest right james your game first just so you know there is a second added to your time for every pound of damage that you do out there right okay okay this is going to be like living in the 1980s three two one go obviously i am the intelligent one here and the point of this is to not hit anything not to go round quickly it's neat isn't it a second is more easily saved by not breaking something than by driving in things through the chicane missing that missing that missing everything oh his wheel got jammed up with his spammed his spam briskly around there and through to the finish how did i do one minute or two but you did hit things james [Music] after the value of the smashed custard creams and the splattered spam had been tottered up i took molly place on the start line good yes three two one go that's a vigorous start [Music] here we go [Music] and into the turn it's a bad crash oh no that's a couple of seconds off there yeah i'd say so things have gone literally ever i've hit the luxury toilet tissue and some bread yes i just hit some ball oh no i've got 19 biscuits literally everywhere oh well it is a quick time now but it possibly won't be once we've added on the destruction i've gone again in the plums he's on the finishing straight and across the line [Music] it took a very long time to work out jeremy's score but eventually it was my goal let's do this what do you think he's going to do your style or my style well if he's got any sense he'll do mine let's be honest but he hasn't got any sense because he's hammered so go come on a little over here we go here oh that's [Music] that was enormous what manner of thing did he do [Music] [Applause] run away here he comes and across the line as dawn broke the peace and serenity of this beautiful ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow jesus what funny very funny yes i don't like heights i don't like camping i don't like snoring funny you funny man we were even funny at getting him back in i think it's the red one is it the red one yeah right so hang on i've got one with like a circle this one looks like this one that that bottom one swivels no the bottom oh it's gonna yeah so you're driving the hearse i'm driving this limousine clarkson clarkson i know it's you you're insufferable if i'm on the bloody throne [Music] you muppet what's that um and what i never knew namibia had two scenes it doesn't have two seats it has one massive c in it one massive stupid scene that's navigated us back to where we started can i just say it might oh yes why do we even believe you can navigate you can't even read a camera there are two c's there's two c's here for believing that that sea could navigate no you're right i couldn't possibly well it's really i don't understand that freezing cold sand paper you've got a coat on it's thin have you felt it no i haven't even got a thin coat i've only got a t-shirt anyway i'm going to keep competitive with you about who's the coldest oh i'm the we're all the lostest never mind look let's not get bogged down with whose fault it was there's no being bogged down with it is it it was yours that's amazing isn't it that's firing 80 times a second no noise i can just drive out of here oh hello car trouble yeah difficult you see it's broken down anyway look you haven't got to get it going because i'm going to be down again in a second changed and ready to roll no no clarkson you're pulling me into the seat clarkson stop stop why are you there you pulled me in the sea you muppet it's a very thoughtful place to break down this why is that well because look there's a little path that you haven't and i can go around so off you go leave it don't touch it leave it don't try and help go away everybody's getting a bit bad tempered might be because it's so hot it could be that he's not very keen on us helping is he sorry i couldn't see the bumper because i have my head right next to the thing god go we'll be fine if we spot a jaguar everything will be okay right let's go can you swing it round i'm gonna swing you yes we can try and get it oh who pulled back we've gotta save the car it's a reef save it i haven't those guys gone that's to release it you muppet i thought it was a guide rope oh i steer it you just release it when he's on there he told me to steer it with that rope he said pull the ropes this is a 400 000 pound crank why would you steer it with a piece of string it's got all these knobs and buttons oh you steer it you release it so water is just oh god what do you i don't particularly want to see you just to be absolutely clear why well i got here at 4 a.m wet with consumption smelling like a damp dog tried to sleep in the car and what did i hear no idea snoring your car snoring that bloody generator thing it's like someone's snoring but without the pauses in the breath the generator is necessary to keep my fish fresh where's your water gone on my head anyway we've got to make more water this is water i was just about to explain that that is normal water which we're all familiar with you drink it seawater is salty we all know that as well i know i bought you some salt it's not that sort of salt that is no it isn't that's it's salt exactly sea salt has extra minerals in that that doesn't that's been refined this is sea salt so we have to work out i'll show you normal water needle at the bottom okay we have to mix enough salt to put the needle on there right at the top of the scale okay and i know that's 25 liters hold on no if you're doing 25 liters at a time i'm doing 25 liters to work out how much salt to put in here all morning no we're not we are because we've got to fill your entire town so what do you think i should do why are you so angry with me i've come to help you haven't come to hell i could have thing of salt from a seaside cafe from the 1950s in morgan bugger off please get on with it go away [Music] this made james very unpleased of you [Music] listen i am prepared to tow your boot full of water that's important i'm not going to tow a dead engine that's full of water as well that's just a waste of fuel rubbish it wasn't dead i could amended that once we dragged it out says ignition i've done it five times already you complete i hope you get bill garcia of the ball sack like that's it he's asked for it i think you're following him too closely why don't you start off has it affected the handling what was that [Music] he just clipped it on the way back it was oh my oh so close you just i know you must have did you feel that it never moved an inch no it doesn't you've smashed my drum kit it doesn't feel smashed then the you know they they

Channel: GameMaster

Views: 191,984

Keywords: top gear, topgear, jeremyclarkson, jeremy clarkson, richardhammond, richard hammond, jamesmay, james may, the grand tour, grandtour

Id: 1Zz78xGkrB4

Length: 12min 28sec (748 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 24 2022