May, Clarkson, Hammond Poorly and Well Aged Moments

map of the fortland islands with argentina's forever that is a straight face i'm pulling right now straight i will knock spark fury on this trip this is the new me the smart me the clever me hammond does this car does it do 1158 miles an hour yes really no so it isn't six times faster than the nissan gt-r no but it costs six times more yeah it does why well it's made of exotic materials which needs to be needs to be made out of myrrh is this windscreen wiper made out of saffron no but there's a lot of carbon fiber my box seeds at home is made out of carbon fiber it didn't cost 340 000 quid honestly i just don't understand this car but hopefully our team racing driver will be able to make sense of it this one okay they say which we've got a picture of it here okay they say that is going to be the next s-type it'll look exactly the same as that well if that's true that's fantastic music looks brilliant i know it does i went to see it in the flesh the other day and the designer was there and he said i assure you the asteroid will look exactly like that if that car comes out like that i will cut my left leg off beat myself to death with it really yeah do it make it just make it now you're not listening to the film yeah the speed of this is beyond anything i've ever experienced it's it's animal savagery it's beyond belief yes yes yes but the porsche might be faster we won't be but it might be no but it won't be but it might be i guarantee it won't be but it might be hammond i'll do you a deal if the porsche is faster round our track than this i will change my name by deed poll to jennifer really yes promise yes jaguar is out of the game and will never get back in again bugatti is now owned by volkswagen and is planning to make big saloons like this and mclaren's next road car will be a big mercedes we were looking at a new ferrari and jeremy said rather crudely i thought that it had no arse well now we have another one it's the alfa romeo 8c competition look at the arse on that desert oh that's a gorgeous looking thing no it's hideous no you're wrong it's gorgeous it's quite promising it's horrible beautiful it's a beautiful looking thing no no we got that oh but you know people people often come up to us and say when will top gear end about about three minutes after us three have set off yeah big fireball yeah does anybody want to see that right let's move on because can you really have if my eyes are not deceiving me a range rover the best 4x4 are by far as we know i had one of those yeah classic i had one as well yeah did yours ever work no right now there is an organization called the new economic foundation which has said that all 4x4 vehicles should come with a health warning like a box of cigarettes we've got a picture four by fours make you impotent whatever um they're saying that by 2020 the 4x4 vehicle will be the third biggest killer on the planet i'm getting fed up with this james they're tough yeah some viewers don't know this but lotus does not have a good reputation for quality some say that this stands for lots of trouble usually serious look at it this way the whole of croatia is watching this knowing that you're going to do it for them in 52 seconds time you're going to be whatever the equivalent of a hero of the soviet union is but in modern day croatia not just croatia but it's spreading eastern european regions yeah you have got a lot riding on your shoulders richard a lot you will be on a coin thank you guys or a stamp oh i'm quite nervous i'm suddenly nervous because my challenge today is to drive this thing and hit this innocent looking little button because when i do that it sends a flame shooting through the engine which ignites the afterburner and when that happens i haven't got 5000 horsepower i've got 10 000 horsepower and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life i'm back when you've said that it was one of those [Applause] and i bet when you said that you thought it's one of those snappy lines to make this look a bit more dangerous than it really is that's exactly what i thought when i said it okay come on no don't [Music] i hate working on top gear [Music] the final encore [Music] bye bye zonda bye bye this is the most exciting the best looking the most expensive and the fastest road-going porsche ever wait a made didn't porsche say a while back they were never going to make another 911 turbo actually they did in the 90s they did say that exactly so not only are they crap engineers they're liars oh hang on you cannot level crap engineers at porsche yes i can yes i can they haven't evolved they had one idea and then they just produce it for year after year after i mean you've got to move on look at this show yes so what you're saying is porsha had an idea and stuck with it yeah exactly and i respect them for that yeah right let's move on to proper news yeah oh now yes on a sort of serious motoring note it is rumor this is business uh that vw might buy porsche then that bodes well because vw can make a good looking car good looking sports car [Music] i tell you people who have off-road cars are stupid and mad they should be driven from the roads and birched to within an inch of their lives off-road cars are daft anti-social and idiotic and the people who drive them are fools this is mine it's a four liter 24 valve six cylinder two and a half ton what's the word monster it was designed to take on africa but i use it here in oxfordshire well that's as maybe but and as i aim to demonstrate later on in the show battery-powered electric cars will soon die altogether no we are looking forward to that film well i am anyway now however we've got we don't know of another car in the pipeline with the exception of the bugatti veyron which may never happen which is ever going to be able to beat that not i mean we just can't think of a thing that's coming that could get close to that time that's unbelievable now you know the bugatti very odd that'd be familiar yeah it's this volkswagen brought me getting so we're gonna make a supergirl that's got a thousand horsepower which sounds great but they haven't yet worked out how such a thing might be possible you said it i just said it anyway they're still working away on it now the people that were making all the sort of perfume and the the leather wash bags that were gonna go with it you know bugatti branded stuff got bored with waiting so they're all starting to launch the stuff in the latest right is this watch okay this is a bugatti very on watch that i'm wearing very nice okay now you can't see the face there because when you hold the steering wheel okay like this see that's where the clip face is because when you're holding the steering wheel if you don't want to look at the uh the clock on the dash for whatever reason you can look at your wristwatch without taking your hand off the steering wheel hey that's that's guess how much it is no idea a ground 140 000 no and it's absolutely hideous the ridiculous thing is is that trying to do it up it took three men three men to help me put it on how does this clip work because honestly it just you do you need a butler to help you work that out that's 140 grand for a watch commemorating a car that doesn't exist and never will exist that's amazing oh to say the french really are very very good at this sort of thing they say more to sporty firm suspension and extreme performance and instead they give us this more sort of considered philosophical approach to luxury i really really approve of that car watch it flop i'm sorry but just imagine waking up and remembering you're mexican that'd be brilliant it'd be brilliant because you you could just go straight back to sleep again oh i'm a mexican thank god i'm gonna do all day that's why we're not gonna get any complaints about this because the mexican embassy the ambassador is gonna be sitting there with remote control like this they won't complain it's fine oh now seven percent of accidents are caused by excess speed seven so you've got to ask yourself just what are these speed cameras for if they're not putting them at access and black spots and even if they were it's been discovered that only seven percent of accidents are attributable to speed what are they for well i can tell you one thing we know about them for certain last year alone they raised 73 million pounds so what are we going to do that's the big one what are we going to do well simple fact of the matter is when the police get your photograph they send you a letter saying who is driving the car at the time and british law at the moment says you have to tell them but we're in the eu and european law says you have the right to remain silent so really we face a simple choice we either join the eu in which case we lose the queen's head for the money or we stay where we are and lose all our money obviously the first question is the big one you have moved from mclaren two mercedes is that not a bit like moving from manchester united to west ham well firstly thanks for the warm welcome everyone how you doing don't change the subject good to be back um yeah i know it's uh it's a big change for me obviously but i'm really really excited about it you know everyone is criticizing it and everyone has their own opinions but you know for me i've been at mclaren since i was 13. it was a long long period there and you know i wanted to change i'm i'm a risk taker that's happening there's a risk and a risk because mclaren have won 182 races mercedes has won yeah one in five years so what makes you think well they won the championship they well it was absolutely broad they told you that um oh now big story this week of course uh when the berlin wall fell over as it did we all thought the russians had come over here by potatoes shoes perhaps but we knew they bought the south of france they bought chelsea and this week they bought tvr now we think yeah they have they have we think this is a marriage it's very sad obviously because you know another british car manufacturers fall into foreign ownership but russian tvrs i mean that think of the names you got a black car red star tvr specs nat yes tvr molotov tvr kalashnikov yeah we got already thirsty one called the tvr yeltsin see where you're going with that that's a good name mid-engined it's only a 1750 cc engine but it's turbocharged so it will be quick because it's so light and it looks i think that looks fantastic it's wrong is what it is right and what alfa romeo should make is a small convertible two-seater engine at the front rear-wheel drive and they could call it i don't know the spider spiders are great now and then maybe they could do that they could live in the past or they could make something modern and forward-looking instead no rubbish what if you two had been at alfa romeo when they came up with the original spider well that's no good where's the horse in front of it it's not made of wood that'll never work it's modern unfortunately it's not muslim this year i'm looking forward to it make it go away because i've got something more important to talk about do you know what i love about this most of all is they haven't fallen into the same trap that porsche fell into with the uh the off-road of the kn because that okay they've kind of got a supercar 911 nose on the front and then an ordinary car on the back so you're looking you go wow it's kate moss and you look down the side oh no it's got john prescott's arse yes from every angle it just gets better looking it is magnificent it's just staggering please make it uh anyway that is not going to work and do you know the worst thing about this is is jaguar was working we know on an f-type a two-seater to a modern-day e-type and they cancelled that project because they spent all their money on a diesel engine no there right now of course with this the bentley continental gt it's not my cup of tea if i'm honest uh but if you live in cheshire and you have to travel great distances at high speed in drinks globe luxury it really is in a class of one oh now there are some new cars that have been coming out in recent weeks uh there's this new honda civic type r got a photograph there now you look at that you know that's going to be a great car to drive you don't you just know by looking at it okay right now anyways i want that to be go away i don't want to see that car ever again as long as i live but you know and i never will actually because nobody's going to buy one what are we going to talk about now blue blooded real thanks to emission regulations this is probably the last v12 engine that will ever be made from now on they'll have to be smaller and turbocharged like they are in the uh the noble and the mclaren no it is nice it's unbelievably nice terrific it'll never look anything like that at all i thought that so i rang vox all up and i said look is it really going to look like i said yes if it doesn't can i eat your dog and he said yeah okay you can eat my dog i promise you the three-door astra apart from the back end which will be a little bit different will look like that that's fabulous absolutely fabulous but that's why i think that is going to be brilliant you know the thing is okay that it'll go like a 911 cost about the same as a 911 but you don't have to be a to drive one child can't we we are back in the background we are yeah is there anybody else just because i think it's any fair there's a lot of formula one fans anyone got any questions they'd like to ask danny while he's here we're talking about formula one [Applause] anyone else got another question they're only making 500 and they are all sold but i think that's better looking actually now why don't you ask christian which she'd prefer big news ford has announced because they've never sold the mustang officially in britain okay since 1964. they've announced that the next generation of mustang coming next year will be built with right hand drive and will be sold in britain about time brilliant good news there is however a tiny bit of bad news well the v8 version will be sold in america but because we're only british all we can have is a two liter ecoboost engine oh for god's sake do they think we want that i can't understand their logic because i mean if you want a mustang it's because you want a big v8 muscle car there's no other reason for buying one precisely so if you want a two liter ecoboost car you're gonna buy a golf diesel not a mustang it's like saying i formed a punk band we've got the cellos except sebastian he has a heart nobody wants a harp and a punk band nobody wants a two liter eco boost engine and a bloody mustache you can keep it we don't want it yeah you just keep it keep going now james yes the car i'm really looking forward to is the new saab 95 here it is um unless of course saab went bust in the last two weeks oh god which is a real possibility yes tell me what no seriously james james really do this two ways we'll edit it yeah okay cover yourself a car i'm really looking forward to is the new saab 9-5 there it is a car i was looking forward to was the new saab 9-5 that's what it was going to look like they said they say they said well they said yes they say or said that it's uh based on a jet fighter or was but it isn't wasn't um it's actually based on a vault salt you can get a three engine or you could get three engines or maybe you can get three engines uh the best of which was there is a 2.8 liter v6 that will start at about 25 000 pounds and looks great do you know what james why haven't you got a saab because they've gone burst but if they haven't then it is a very good question because i do actually quite like a saab they're just you know just a little bit alternative and they tend to be driven by quite interesting people well there you go that's why he hasn't got one there hilary ben the environment secretary has been on the television this week and said that he thinks the rise in fuel costs is a good thing because it will encourage people to use their cars less oh brilliant thank you very much let's not worry that they've closed all the post offices the schools the pharmacies the doctors everything in my area because i can always drive to the nearest town no i can't then this tell me what this is i'll tell you what this is this is from chapter one in left wing dictatorship handbook oh god no this it is stalin okay first thing he did limit movement second thing id cards know what i'm saying third thing is curfews red roof this week in cornwall curfew if you're not at home by nine o'clock you're down the lubianca gordon brown will pull your fingernails out we've just proved gordon brown is stalin oh good news what more good news actually for you because a while ago we saw what vauxhall showed us the new astra well at least what they said it was gonna look like we've got a picture of it here now that we all agreed i think we all agreed is a fantastic looking thing and jeremy said well if it looks anything like that when they make the real one ali my hair and the good news for you jeremy is it looks like this oh yeah i mean they send us a load of stuff on it but you must be very looking forward to a right-hand drive mustang richard hammond yeah you'd think no not really because i don't want a right-hand drive master but once it becomes right-hand drive it's like it's trying too hard to be british and sophisticated and something it's not i know i mean it's like when americans come over and start using words like bloody yes it's exactly that it is and they say i'm going to the bloody pub it doesn't sound right that's the case but do you mind awfully if i just run a few cars past you establish their coolness this okay obviously this is very cool yes gee whiz that's mine i haven't got my specs on there i'm sorry mate you described it as a wart last year it is beautiful it is beautiful the only problem that you might find is getting into it and a rainy night you have to choose between windscreen windows and lights see that isn't in the brochure but i would just like to say when i said it was a wart i was thinking more in terms of cindy crawford's beauty spot i love this car i absolutely love it absolutely brilliant for london so thank you very much very very very cool and that's very cool and we've also said this kind of thing red bench i love that so to me how do you feel now i may have accidentally said in the past it was a cheshire footballer's car that but it is well that's cool but it's fabulous four years of your cool ball has just been destroyed hammond i wish the americans ran a decent sport if they got formula one it would be fantastic because they would say look let's have sprinklers coming on at random points during the race and that would be fantastic and there'd be no more stewards inquiries and there'd be no more of this or you've got a 10-second drive-by penalty because that just ruins the race they say okay hamilton and massa you don't get on after the race in your boxes on the winner's podium slug it out yeah i would watch that would you watch that i would watch that i'll get it anyway we must do the news and that is pretty much the end of the show looking at the bus lane nope still nothing going on there i think next week we won't bother doing anything to do with the environment in fact i think we might kick a couple of barn owls to death just for fun

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Length: 22min 7sec (1327 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 01 2021