Tim Hawkins live! PART 2

Oh Oh so we're going to do some tweets tonight we're going to treats tweets kibbles and a little music to it soft and blow we call this a tweet song we have no idea how this is going to go remember that so let's fire it up let's do eat some please tell me akhirin killed hey just take my report card I just got at Taco Bell now starts breakfast yes fly late for those of us who want to get diarrhea earlier the day explosive stars I need a kids workout yesterday and I'm really feeling it in my head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes when I die I want to be cremated and I'm trying to talk my kids into put me a jar that says he earned it whenever I'm gonna be left alone when I go to all the footboard I was so glad and no-shave November was finally over man my life Richie my Christian friend download music illegally gives it away he doesn't call it piracy he calls it a burnt offering you can't you know you like this one but I think it's hilarious that my 16 year old doesn't know I still have a baby monitor hidden to this room my best friend's Buddhist one day he asked me Tim ought is the sound of one hand clapping so every children smack across the face glass found out this summer the hard way that you cannot take a fishing pole into SeaWorld this summer I learned the hard way that you can't take a fishing pole in the sea whoo that was a retweet I actually thought that was your best one I heard that recently the man invented the television remote control passed away they thought of it home in between the couch Trisha we get cave again my favorite holiday is Columbus Day to celebrate I cross the street and take away my neighbor's land somebody fails giving somebody else the Heimlich maneuver is it fair to say that he chose yeah yeah the best part about being a comedian it's when you think of the perfect analogy it's kind of like whenever you uh I want my children to know three days of life that's to be kind to embrace failure and to never ever 8 to 5 or 1 bars in one city Kousaka I always thought I was my dad's favorite because he would always let me lick the cake beaters when he was done then I got to college and realized you could turn him off first torture people picture them in your head who ever wrote a song easy like Sunday morning take his kids to church on regular basis Oh so we have that the tweets on this box and now just kids are doing great Heather's doing great my wife died when we were 22 your choose diagnosed with the breast cancer oh seven and she's like five or six years Greenville health she's doing really well it's just like I don't know you can read this long I think it one about love love really is folks loves I'm feeling feelings faded love the choice up daily some days it's easier than others every very person is woken up looking at their spouse take a minute I just got blessed with a good wife and glass I don't know some guys is going good boy think about Joe the Bible think about Jones wife she must been rough piece work I mean the dead loads and everything from Joe man killed his kids killed the servants killed his livestock covered joking boils and sores the jobs life did not die right over there crackin core that's just good once you better person I am so smart I am better pair I don't know Isis in its first pairing with nurturing she just get up lady she's better nurturers you just better around that and this guy's in your pets I mean as we go best when we provide we protect just sometimes we don't do in certain situations every day has been a car you know your wife this I cannot hear that back there and do something about it I didn't even know they were back we just picked them up or something oh I blew my mind in the Taco Bell drive-thru reason the kids realized the director of any kind for parent made the work hard drive through PA it's my anxiety and I coat thank you we hear my kids food right we're driving off second later on my case in back starts whining I had a lot tacos lizard sick nachos my wife goes I'm sorry honey give me give me the tumblers okay I have never been more attracted to you I feel so dirty can you be nice and not use it yo quiero Taco back Thank You years anybody newly married in it and Brandon are they really kinda months ten months brand-new he made brand new married anyway we know what they are couples you see him on the highlighter into the field can enhance halted a million I love you Jillian what's up ahead reality why is your voice in the way home is it what's up with your feet it's all right Alan what hit like that suevel the sonship of the every dude over for he's got that shark toenail and how we could cover everywhere slice it goes through the dumpling I don't need it earlier comes my house Assassin's Creed right here the first year marriage man she thinks you're God but change change he'll come so I'm good change and lots of the treated at first year you can do no wrong the garage she Steve's new shirts we've got a little work slightly time Collinson from a caustic life me come closer Oh a changes who come that first year sees like never let me go 20 years later let me go it is not Thursday these letters nearly kill me Oh our children are in the same state that's it so you guys right the chance to network that first year please don't go 20 years later movies now it's great we married we should even lose your mind with silence he's losing their mind we're losing our minds together I can tell all the questions that we ask they don't make sense who don't do roadkill she called me the other day she goes I'm lost yes I'm still here let me married you anymore she does it too I came home the other night right she was where were you I go stop by McDonald's on the way home she goes why you guys have with the question that we can't answer test out that three weeks ago he gave me a funny look in the car with you tomorrow yet early to collective awawa I love you thinking movies thinking - we forgot my data are you thinking I don't know don't thinking right now I use a lifeline or phone a friend I don't want to say losing our minds together here's a perfect example that a while back my wife and I were home alone no kids quiet we're just sitting on the couch again she's on her iPad now as we can I did i fine and she goes what okay what do you mean what I didn't just say anything I just farted I thought about that oh that guy living two things either her hearing is going bad or that's what I sound like to my wife that's a life-changing realization right there that's what she hears my over my mouth the state what flatulence that's what she hears my words coffee girl from my baby you know what you want and a whole town you know the Apple TV Watson Oh us get dressed and eat go watch it po1 all the doors for you I'll share a bathroom too I'm sorry don't fall Hey

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Length: 19min 42sec (1182 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 26 2016