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hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel i'm call me chris and you can call me chris and i feel like you're not feeling 100 so i'm gonna give you a little call me chris hug okay i'm coming in keep your hands up high all right there we go that's nice that's nice you know what else we're gonna do we're gonna watch some cringy secondhand embarrassment tick tocks together okay let's do that let's get into the video [Music] oh my god okay let's go bad girl let's go oh my god what is wrong what is what's you know i i understand people are into different things i understand that i understand just uh yeah keep it in keep it in the bedroom are you ready again you ready and they're in a public place oh maybe they're in the backyard okay maybe that's a little better but that's like a new meaning to she's my kiss her slap no no none none of those slap grab oh he doesn't even want to touch her what she's probably not using i don't like anything i don't like anything like that oh he's a gentleman you don't like him oh where'd they do that she's like being rejected turn the cameras off i put on god that i actually went to prison oh um okay i had shooted eight people oh it was actually nine people but with a nerf gun persons didn't count because oh they didn't um care that i shooted them oh okay how about instead of jail we put him back into school okay hey i was singing before i pick your mom up or we pick your mom up we can give you road head real quick babe oh i already picked her up i can't dress hi kendra what are you doing to my son while he's driving what's roadhead is that a new ice cream store they were going to get kind of flavors they got what oh my what the f if somebody did that to me i would so fast are you kidding me and this looks like it's at like a business event or a family event that's everyone's creepy uncle right there and he's like i'm just joking so i have a chunk of dry ice from buying human organs off the black market but i was thinking how do you even get rid of dry ice it doesn't melt because it's literally frozen air and it repels water which means it's homophobic oh wait i mean hydrophobic anyways i'm clinically stupid so i broke a piece in half and plopped it in my toilet to see what would happen to these fun little bubbles so dry ice like co2 wouldn't he die is he gonna pass out is he gonna die in this video i can't have that on my channel grab the rest of it and throw it in some water to see what would happen okay and anyways that was a mistake because i filled a whole shower up with gases and i remembered it's not frozen air it's frozen co2 yes i am genius i am a scientist [Laughter] you don't want to see something cool yeah she's got takis and a pink starbucks mug it jacket i didn't know that they sold jackets but now that i know i want one this is what we're looking at why is this me and my friends it's late at night when i was in high school classic oh my god bill gates bill gates oh you ain't bill gates wood i'm full on wolf this guy at times yes sometimes we're two-way good making wolf vocal stuff but here's something i might do when i'm out there as far as a howl sure [Music] [Laughter] that is my face right now just okay whatever floats your boat whatever makes you happy if you want a howl at the moon i've done it before probably under the influence but if you want to do that you do that interrupting the video to thank today's wonderful sponsor which is honey add honey to your computer or iphone for free using the link joinhoney.com forward slash kmk for those of you who don't know honey is the number one shopping tool in america essentially it is a little button at the top of your browser that is your automatic online saving sidekick honey automatically searches for promo codes while you shop online so you don't have to you simply click on the little honey button at the top of your browser at checkout of a ton of your favorite stores and honey will automatically apply them to your checkout and if you already have honey on your computer you can also add it to your iphone you can be saving money at home or on the go while seamlessly surfing on safari i don't know about you but i get more of a rush saving money than spending money so i've been loving using honey so if you are like me and you like saving money get honey on your computer and iphone for free at joinhoney.com kmk thank you again to honey for sponsoring this video and saving me money and let's get back to it when people forget who you're related to really related to jeffrey dahmer american serial killer why would you say that i'm on a zoom call and the teacher is like okay well turn your camera on just mute your mic just don't be in bed or in the bathroom or like in your kitchen where else am i supposed to go i don't have a game room i don't i don't got like 18 bedrooms okay easy easy now she's not you can be in your kitchen i didn't say anything about not being in the kitchen oh you the second hand embarrassment is crawling through my body i would just simply out came up really fast i would simply die you that kid that plays fortnite yeah man fortnite is so oh okay well well how fast do you think i read do you think do you think who do you think i am who's the somebody that reads fast i can't even think of that but who i i can't read that fast you that kid that still plays fortnite yeah man fortnite is so dead you are such a loser i'm going to have to beat you up for talking a bad about fortnite oh oh don't mess with me okay don't mess with me i come right back so strong daddy you ew i miss that this is just a reminder for men that scientists have now discovered a way for women to impregnate themselves using their own bone marrow and the only child that can result from those pregnancies are female what so we no longer have any need for you genetically or physically it can't be you know correct that can't be i need to google it now i need to google it can you get oops i spelled get wrong get pregnant i can't type without looking at the keyboard i'm ashamed of it and now you know that tell me comment below something you're ashamed of can you get pregnant bone marrow wait is this real oh they're looking into it that's interesting okay we have a bowl lucky charms oh i love lucky charms it's one of my favorite cereals i've had it in so long is that milk yeah put the milk in what you're doing why don't you put the milk in that's a gatorade no don't put gatorade in it don't make it that's a crime that's another bowl what are we doing what we're doing what the is going on okay is he gonna pour that into the okay we're gonna eat the cereal dry oh apparently we're not gonna eat the cereal what are you doing eat it no tongs i'm calling the police hello yeah yeah i need to arrest somebody this is a crime put a figure down this kid again put a figure down if you ever sold drugs put a finger down and smoke pot put a finger down if you ever rap why does he look like he's nine but he's also 40 and he also might be machine gun kelly it's there's a lot going on cops put a finger down if you ever shot a gun put a finger down and put a finger down if you ever belong to a street game put a finger down if you ever stole the bike put a finger down if you ever roll dice put your finger down if you ever slept in your car put a finger because he can't drive because he's five years old day 19 this kid's been at this for 19 days how is he still in school my teacher would have kicked me down time baby oh my god he's committed 20. i don't care anymore that's how i'm entering every room even when i'm by myself i just walk it into the kitchen six a.m it's english muffin time just wanted to let all your farming appointments ladies know that for the year 2022 i am open 24 7 365 days for appointments okay gary exactly what kind of appointments i'm talking about since all you what kind of appointments are you talking about there garrett i don't know if his name is garrett his name is garrett in my head he's you know love those oh oh look at that wink i'm sold but you know might not be the best one that you ever have i don't claim to be the greatest but it should leave you temporarily satisfied this guy should write slogans for companies our product will kind of satisfy you maybe not we're not the best we try ah baby i want you to meet my new friend she's so nice don't be mean baby i promise i'm not gonna be mean how are you doing my name's destiny what hey how are you doing my name's destiny why can't i read this is so nice to meet you lock size uh baby you okay yeah i'm okay let's get a few laughs on my girlfriend's forks that was the worst laugh i've ever heard in my life i didn't hear it again one more time one more time like mine's any better i just sounded like a howler monkey i just spit on my keyboard okay and that concludes the video i was thoroughly entertained by this i hope you were too if you were please 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Channel: Kallmekris

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Length: 12min 18sec (738 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 05 2022