This Is No Man's Sky

here's a list of the worst dates of my life August 12th 1998 I was born April 1st every year you just can't [ __ ] trust anyone but the worst of all August 9th 2016 when no man sky was released [Music] let me give you some context on this in case you weren't around though I guess if you weren't around you'd be around 2 years old as you probably shouldn't be watching this this isn't the channel for you no man's sky is a game that promised you the world know the solar system the galaxy the universe doesn't matter it basically it promised everything it was expectations were real big when I picked the game up on release I did everything I could to convince myself that the game was me at 14 that is to say deep but no matter how many rocks and minerals I scanned and named decreasingly creative things the game just wasn't doing it for me I tried to dive into the ocean of possibilities that no man's sky had laid out for me but I broke my hands my racing my [ __ ] skull cuz that [ __ ] was shallow no man's sky more like this guy'll I will I get bored playing this game No yeah but then we started to get hit with some updates one at a time base building not what we meant by a player base no man's sky but ok Kapow planetary vehicles based sharing new ship and weapon features in perma death mode I thought this game was gonna experience perma death my black mica blurry we added more story oh my goodness no man's sky what's next this is next and you might be wondering what they added this time actual multiplayer battles that should have cleared it up no man's sky more like yes man bye this game really isn't a haha funny moments game it's more of a slow burn kind of fun game so if at any moment it seems like I'm trying too hard yeah I probably a.m. for added immersion since the universe is always expanding this actually never stops loading they didn't even make a game behind this Wow this planet is beautiful I can't wait to just chill out and just relax and explore - chill - chill the planet is Chucho my hazard protection is gone but you know what they say is you can't take the cold get out of the fridge and the game's underground it's completely toxic of course I get why it's called no man's sky now it's because no man actually makes it off the first planet excuse me I am almost dead I do not want to be killed by a Spanky vine things are looking bad guys but I know we can turn this around if we just hold square yeah there it is hell yeah let's try out the multiplayer maybe I'll make a few friends I don't know why I'd start now though yo is that my boys silent I haven't heard anything from you and forever oh he's and he just died if I both Urmia hey man are you excited for multiplayer no over I'm dead hey can you can you help me out with this fight up here oh there you go no just going just go slower just turn around and go slower I feel it there you go again no you did it thank God I'm touching down I was so sick of space I'm gonna kiss the ground and I'm gonna do so so hard with a lot of force oh god I am but not for long why is it that you get to be a cool blue and I load in and I'm the space banana man can you explain that to me please be great no man's sky more like no man you're not getting out of there alive I'm gonna trap him in there with a bunch of these frogs he's gonna have he's can you just put this [ __ ] rock here what the [ __ ] no I'm about to discover the grossest creature alive no wait it's wait I'm gonna kill it oh is that I'm gonna kill myself yeah what the [ __ ] you're killing my son I'm still just having a great time looking for minerals and so I wish I could do that but I got in trouble with the law I just I can't stress enough that you're out there exploring the galaxy and I'm on this planet killing infant creatures for money you're awful you're awful Oh journey medicine accomplished Wow journey milestone accomplished be an irredeemable monster and I'm gonna need a little bit of this and hello officer how have you been doing I'll tell you what I've been doing not breaking rocks that's for sure haha here I go again not doing anything bad like I said officer I'm just minding my own business huh innocent phrase but there's a crime hidden within I'm done with this I'm fed up with my old life I'm putting crime and killing which is murder which is also crime behind me and I'm gonna have a new life that I'm gonna discover minerals and it's [ __ ] well it looks like we got a message on the comms here hey you try thank you for recognizing that because I really I really do the best thing about in the Manske is that you can name the creatures that you find like take this beautiful creature this is Greg that's Paul that's Gertrude that's Sara Metz Phil and that's Sir Ulysses cuttlebug the third the circle of life is not a circle it's just a line drawn from me to every animal in the observable universe but I'm not a monster he deserves a grave yeah that'll do cut why are these aliens all so weird I just keep trying to shove them in holes and it's just screaming at me get the [ __ ] back here I discovered you and you live underground if I say so what is this I mean it's a little it's a little phallic and I don't know why it's got whisper and nuts here maybe they've got something in them what a beautiful new species I've discovered that was the most underwhelming mass extinction what is this some kind of some kind of fever squirrels store away a store away these nuts take a closer look at that snout this planet is negative 65 point six degrees Celsius and it is named no trip I agree it's way too cold a waypoint I've been lost for days now I can finally figure out where I am No coming in hot there was supposedly a planetary outpost right beyond these clouds oh and that is way closer than I thought it was gonna be we're coming in for a pretty uncontrolled landing and we are stuck on a lamppost Houston I don't know if you can hear this we're [ __ ] screwed buddy I have the ability to research blueprints now and it turns out that a teleporter is actually about as complicated as a wooden doorway so we are closer to the future than we thought boys I've got you now you big old piece of [ __ ] oh my God look at him go I killed starfox [ __ ] here we are at the station let's just slow down and initiate the document smooth is butter baby literally smooth smooth as a buttered baby's butt cheeks wow there's so much sodium here it's almost as salty as the no man's cry community am i right guys up top [Music] yes sodium itself isn't actually salt so I'm gonna need you to subtract about three Geok points thank you these stabilized sodium the two words I'd use to describe the no man's sky Canadian [ __ ] it doesn't work sodium isn't wrong I don't know why I keep calling sodium or thinking that sodium is salt that's like calling water H let's see here what seems like the safest expedition I could send my squad on I'm gonna say searching for wholesales protocols seems like pretty pretty lame and tame they immediately failed do you immediately failed it broke the ship destroyed everything from out here it doesn't actually seem like anything's broken it seems like we're all good on that front oh he's gravity it was gravity they broke gravity I'm going into space wow this is this is the most beautiful planet I've seen so far which is why I'm so glad my friend named it born [Music] what the [ __ ] is going on I I guess you never know when you're gonna get eaten here on Planet eat be very quiet these guys can smell you heat from a mile away home to the Yeats rub the yew tree of course that's a given and and they eat Leafs would get a lot of tourism around the eat hills and the Great Lakes and of course don't forget to check out the whole yeet solar system haha no man's sky you named your game too early suckers it's mine now whoa whoa not cool especially not you shouldn't do that to the guy who can discover and actually name your entire species the trash plant I can finally use my ancient keys on these ancient locks for this ancient chest for my ancient treasure it is looks like old grass listen I'm no mathematician but this guy is and he says that doesn't add up telling me to scan for anomalies but I'm not seeing any so I don't really get why what whoa okay now see this is a planet I can get on this literally I'm on it right now here we go these aren't lawn clippings these are some real [ __ ] alien artifacts see oh [ __ ] I say see cuz I can't what's going on I've named this planet hexagon er cuz everything's a hexagon and if you land there you're a goner here we are one of the most elusive species on the planet the elusive float fish named this for being elusive floating and looking like a fish but wait in this biome we can actually find even rarer species the elusive her photo flew [ __ ] [ __ ] it enjoys making art out of sticks a passion it will never realize because it lives on a scorched planet devoid of any and all trees oh my god look at this thing walk holy [ __ ] [ __ ] henceforth it will be known as the flamboyant strut dog and it reminds me of when scooby-doo turns into a monster in the live-action movie to finish off this video a couple friends and I wanted to see if we could pose for a group picture in no man's sky but then someone asked the question that spiraled the world in decay I know what can I sit on your head where are we going you're sliding away no come back I'm still sit in the you two I got it no can we tower in the space guys I'm sliding [Music] [Music] faster man I stopped this is so sad Alexa played Esposito here's a sample of deaths besito remix by Luis FONSI daddy yankee and others [Music]

Channel: Slimecicle

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Id: DadfOnBfYws

Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018