This Is Spider-Man

spider-man spider-man does whatever a spider can don't remember spiders doing that I've been more excited for spider-man that I have for any other game that's come out this year so let me tell you when they announced that the puddles were not gonna be the same it was very upsetting to have to cancel this video thanks for watching hold forward an art suit of parkour kids if you're looking to learn it's that easy Peter Parker's more like Peter Peter Peter Peter free running from the window to the wall it's scary when I crawl as you know spiders are attracted to music and goddamn if that ain't a [ __ ] Bop I'm just loving this game so far - some of the weird romance choices [Music] I know this is gonna be a little controversial but thank God insomniac took out fall damage okay it's listen it's cool and all it's a fun mechanic but it just breaks the flow have no fear civilians spider-man is here whoa my spider sense did not warn me there was gonna be a quick time don't worry man we'll get you out of there oh we trade lives now now all these technological fancy mini gadget games are supposed to make you feel like Peter Parker as well as spider-man but let me tell you they do not I feel like goddamn Albert Einstein let's go Peter has a lot of problems so he really needs people around him to vent to I have failed this stealth section please don't hit me I got a really big sneeze building up crash sorry okay everyone thanks for coming that concludes my presentation and why it's very important to be timely to your job and god damnit Paul again now some real Marvel fans out there might recognize this Easter Egg spider-man's ass a crime this is a perfect opportunity to test out my new spider drones there's still a few kinks to work out apparently I like to be spanked sometimes we're so focused on the buff dudes in the crazy colorful costumes we don't notice the real heroes like really L time for some R&R and by that I mean raisins and war raisins give this man the key to the city he's already got the key to my heart now look at this window into the apartment okay everything looks good right and then look at this one ah nice try Mysterio I'm coming in come blasters go the trick is not to stop the crime but to incentivize them to never commit crime again for instance I don't think I like this whoa whoa whoa what's this guy looking at not a slime segoe video might as well be a crime see you in Hell bucko - all those saying spider-man doesn't kill wrong spider-man didn't kill damn all this web-swinging has to be really exhausting for spider-man when do you think he gets his are inari and his raisins and more raisins now for some of the side missions you got to take pictures of some stuff and it looks like there's something I can snap right up here right up here oh it was it was the building what a beautiful shot I had a really good pun here since the the buildings called the Chrysler Building where I was gonna make spider-man Chrysler so I was looking up slurs that weren't too offensive couldn't find any for some reason I need some time to think I don't know if I were you know please I'd look for a new job hell yeah Pizza time oh yeah pretty cool stuff right don't you think pose for the picture could you look at the camera please this villain what that's a shocker the Shockers a little different than spider-man you see spider-man shoots his webs like this and shocker shoots concussive blasts like this it only makes sense that I'm trying on the homecoming suit because when I first booted up this game I was having so much fun I was at homecoming stun-gun genius yeah now I get passengers in this or just what I need for an upgrade I've been thinking of no no we don't need to do that honestly just pick up the stun gun and use it we don't need this careful the bridge is out I got this one oh sure you do let's let's see it officer oh wow I knew that oh you stuck the work yeah I'm beat home and get some sleep I didn't realize if you jump off a building you level up someone should have told me this I'm gonna go test this out as travel locations are now marked on the map well good uh how else was I supposed to get anywhere oh how did I miss that backpack right there all right let me just grab that real fast Mysterio honestly this is kind of gross oh nice one of my favorite side missions or I have to inhale all of the toxic smog in the city so no one else has to nice my second favorite mission catching pigeons where you most definitely kill them with a whip lash of yanking them out of the air another good minigame is putting backup cell phone service so you can finally send those spider nudes [ __ ] hell yeah I don't remember putting web shooters in my pants but they just went off oh my god I think [ __ ] spider-man is dead I think Peter Parker is dead what better way to remember this more with this they're gonna kill us all right here that's crazy that shit's gotta go on my insta here we go an MJ stealth section you know what MJ stands for massive Jukes I must zoom wait you don't think this has anything to do with Lee do you what do I always equip the dumbest suits during the story cutscenes oh god why don't I switch to this one oh he's so gross yes Oh his toes are out Oh what the [ __ ] why is he so [ __ ] nasty I'm coming for you bud and so is that traffic cone hey it's an elevator so I'm allowed to say this it makes sense experience my shaft being strategic is all about getting your enemies in position I'm currently in the position of upset at myself [ __ ] my [ __ ] got to get him got to get him quick time events like hammer be slow time events please I'm almost there I can reach him I can reach him this is gonna hurt Kapow okay that wasn't my best but to make me feel better could you just thanks man oh that looks bad that's right up his tush isn't it ooh the child safety thing definitely isn't on because that's not safe to look out for children let's help him out no no it's kind of weird this game has absolutely no music no soundtrack whatsoever really strict yes so this is a really cool way to do this there's no real music until you start swinging and moving around the city which is awesome but say you're just waving to some civilians and your finger slips and you jump this intense [ __ ] Orchestra puzzle okay but any last words all right bye hang on a second my blood brain is vibrating later now whatever that looks like it's not a trap okay I lied you played your show a rocket launcher that's not that's not gonna work that's not a pistol that's not gonna work going for the rocket launcher again not gonna work this is however that's gonna work I'm negative spider-man which means instead of stopping crime I do the most horrendous disgusting appalling awful crimes you can possibly think of exclusively finger guns hey guys I accidentally used the web that was too sticky can someone help me down from here I can't can someone please help me I can't let go what's up pockets and still not sure if opening this would set the Sandman free oh he's actually in there that's kind of [ __ ] dude I got one HP one dream and one bomb left I got this get ready to be defused you see okay one more bomb good thing this on a timer for this one right oh [ __ ] no I just saw that I just saw that I just saw that go go go go go no we can do it are you sure another day another drugs I don't think there's a cocaine sticker so this is gonna have to do I really enjoy all the quips spider-man makes in the story like it's it's not funny enough to make me do a spit-take or anything but like it's good stuff for a spider based hero I'm really starting to hate the web spider logo sketches see what he thought of here anything on the back holy [ __ ] think spider think spider think spider think spider think spider oh well as I thought undetectable sometimes I forget I have any gadgets at all for like three straight encounters so I like to use them all on one guy to sort of even it out as bad as I feel for him it's only fair and I think you've just got a [ __ ] sick of it got big willies guys and his weapons all wrapped up like Christmas morning well you've got a red suit so you're close enough to Santa Claus for me Merry Christmas guys you're never gonna believe this I was just walking around and I found the real spider-man he's a face of missus unparalleled he intimidates every enemy that sees he has a clueless moves he has such a unique combat style he's also immune to bullets and [ __ ] missiles this is crazy I can't I can't even imagine being spider-man sometimes you just get sick of all the action II fast-paced crazy [ __ ] that's happening in this game and you just want to hunt down some backpacks what the [ __ ] all right let's take out this nerd fast and go search that backpack what do you say that sounds good oh oh no no taskmaster more like ass blaster okay guys here's the trick use the tripmine all right even though I never trip up the stealth sections in this game another one down another crime solved another mission failed check this out officer I'm your friendly neighborhood spider-man no longer one of those birds bit me while I was snagging them out of the air I'm pigeon now pigeon man I'm not I'm vision you think it's really spider-man saving this city no it's our boys in blue god bless the police force let's go here no this nope both no neither of those okay I need to I need to hurry this puzzle up because one of the guys I webbed up is making sensual grunts in the background and it's just about the most awful thing I don't like the air in here so let's [ __ ] it up oh [ __ ] you air wow my spider sense is really going off here oh it's like this buzzing it's like electricity Oh what is [Music] to be a real hero you need to go the extra miles morales is who I'm training to be a real hero you can do it man they're gonna be the next spider-man all right you might not be as fast when I not be as strong you might not have any powers yet okay but it doesn't matter I want you to try and hit me I'm definitely gonna dodge it but just give it a you might be wondering if I recognized this spider-man villain from anywhere that's a negative are you sure you can beat me mr. negative because you don't look positive about it go to jail [ __ ] Nancy cool photo right wrong take a closer look even closer closer still just get real up in there oh hell yeah spider-man's worst enemies polygon Paul and unrendered Robert this is such a nice pond isn't it doesn't it just make you want to not commit some crime hang on I got you oh no I just tore a man in half time to stop some crime crime has been stopped only spider-man can do all this crazy [ __ ] on a car and and that guy with a gun and a rocket launcher this doesn't feel fair so my question all of you is even though this is a spider-man game is there may be such a thing as too many flips web shooters are out of style boys I use the ladder shooters now right there they're a step up who is cool mister scorpion I don't feel so good no no no no no they're gonna break out spider-man's worst enemies mystery Oh your Hall of Mirrors can't fool me because my ps4 isn't powerful enough to render reflections ha green Birdman no pokey Guana even the Rhino Soros afraid of my Marty horn he's charging up I got a move I'm gonna need a new suit to take these guys down I'm gonna have to be faster stronger my webs will be better I'll be stickier harder longer it's completed I'm spider-man [Music]

Channel: Slimecicle

Views: 7,263,868

Rating: 4.9373269 out of 5

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Id: N8eDGOIc7jE

Length: 14min 51sec (891 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 14 2018

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