This Is Far Cry 5

won't those five far crys welcome to far cry 5 the first thing you got to know about this game is there's three different regions you've got John Jacob and jiggle Hydra Shok that's all that down that character is like a drug wizard though so I think it's okay and all the villains were okay but I only care for the really compellingly written characters can't wait to pop one of those juicy balls into my mouth this is far cry 5 the shovel is probably my favorite weapon so far yeah I dig it and shovels are not hard to find I mean I've been finding them in spades they call me the shovel Slayer yeah paddle pacifist yeah I don't know if that one works if you're watching this no they come on who switched the channel change it back I saw this Bowden have much better in this game you can recruit some cool companions with their own special abilities for instance these two died don't worry I've got you [Music] that's right I'm gonna take them down together oh okay don't don't worry I've got you again yeah that's right I'm gonna do this together come on let's go come on get up get up let's do it yeah give up [Music] okay here it is come on yeah no more missiles we're done with that I took out the helicopter we're going alright we're good let's do this let's do this together come on see work makes the dream work go go gadget lethal explosive oh no we're not doing this again no get over here come on come on little closer a little closer Oh down I go safes okay well it looks like that's a beehive so I actually do not feel safe oh I took one of them down though oh it's just a cow we're good oh it's just a bear we're not good back away from Bessie er things will get messy that's right I've got a pipe excuse me ma'am I know there's more around here but I'm really gonna need you to decide whether or not you're going to drive this car okay I'm you know I'll just I'll just take it it doesn't look like you want it don't be hey how many enemies do you see I see four he laughed as the life left his eyes forever oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no you can't hit me I'm gonna do serpentine I'm gonna do serpentine snake in the grass snake in my boot snake in my ass what's going on over here little buddy I love beavers you're so funny that's not a beaver I love badgers no I made this mistake before it's not a badger all dates a hole okay that was a curveball like what a brother tells you to pass the pipe don't move mister you're already dead oh all right they all took it a little too literally they're there are they moose ghosts if you like moose this game is a boost play hey you know what I'm saying you know for the last joke I made before I died and I definitely could have done better also there's this really artsy cinematics for whenever you clear an outpost and I want to talk to the visionary director who thought of the dead cow to live cow transition another outpost conquered boys we're not staying underground any longer now I guess I've been wrong though some of the cows are wandering the fields out back I think you can bring them to their pen you just need to spook them a bit get the [ __ ] your pens guys Oh what are those alright who installed the talons on Good Old Betsy sue look no I'm here but there's a rock over there look a rock or if you thought that was a distraction check this out oh [ __ ] a bear probably the scariest airborne predator in the world and now we can hunt the easy stuff what the [ __ ] did you just [ __ ] say about me you little [ __ ] when you're a Hanzo mean but overwatch is down oh you should I actually did that goddamn bear goddamn where I guess that's it for him actually come on come on come on please just peg God all right you know how this goes you fly away I gotta try and shoot you for like 10 minutes not this time [Music] now I've been stocking up the whole game and now I can carry 18 shovels at a time y'all are living in the past with your gun control debate we're gonna want to ban shovels while we still can hey take this this weapon is groundbreaking strike hi yes I'm in the mechanic you hired do you mind if I take a look under your car oh yeah I see the issue I'm dead why does this play some [ __ ] creep get the clothes literally [ __ ] snakes it's a shame I only have a rocket launcher to deal with this I'm out of the snake cave looks like that [ __ ] is history here in Far Cry 5 sabotaging a vehicle means that in exactly 10 seconds it will explode now that should be the exact length of time that it takes me to reach these enemies I'm a genius and the trap has been set 10 hey boys I gotta take care of these guys fast the real threat is on his way the turkey I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs I have been involved Far Cry 5 is like accidentally stepping on your dog's foot and then feeling awful except it happens every minute you just touch my [ __ ] dog have a taste of my power punch don't like pickles hey dude what does that say in your car Oh sinner I mean yeah right now I don't really disagree come on go get him give that bear the good old dah go dunk yeah that's fair all right I'll show you how it's done fetch this is gonna be a tough E but once my dog learns their positions I should be maybe he wants me to sit for once KaBlam cup lap ready for the trickshot 316 uh no watch out if you're not careful a cultist will go ahead and slide it into your DMS I'll kill em we can be together you know I want you it's not a secret I try to hi Wow look at that plane that's just plain fly ha you know the guns are too hard to use anyway but I'm really good at airplane close combat don't worry I won't be Wow and there he goes come on multiplayer yeah yeah rocket jump do it - a rocket gym rocket jump check this out wait is that a hostage no no it wasn't he won we're good whoa new game new friendly fire test this is my dog before being called a good boy good boy and this is that who's a good boy ah Reese you up the hill all right chef yo yo hey good boy I'm leaving this clip in cuz I feel like it'll be the only one in the video or that where the dog doesn't exploit at the end come on in the back get in the trunk why that's right here's what I'm thinking is we roll up somewhere and we open the trunk and then you come rollin out and like Oh buddy temporarily unavailable he's in a special farm look out it's a rat yeah you gotta get it dude you gotta get it she's right ya see the rat let me try to get the rat dude nice you think you got him oh okay no I got it I got it I got it there's no [ __ ] away he'll dodge this oh [ __ ] not everyone likes the jungle book alternate ending what's in this cave a bear bears don't belong in caves bats do where does this game take place again I just I keep blanking on it no matter what obstacle course I do the biggest obstacle is always me hey have you seen the movies where like they flip up and then they get behind another plane and they start like yeah yeah you see what I'm going for right I think look outside it's really a nice May Day we're so close we're so close we're so close it was a [ __ ] towel dude planes are sick and slick you get this cool little bomb do you - it's a little disorienting at first but honestly once you get the hang of it I think you're in like once you figure out listen all I want is to just get this car clean but whoever had it before was really into coke like wow what the [ __ ] is going on back there work flips finger sliding every which way why don't you just kill me scoot us off this here bridge and we can uh just split he drown this is getting pretty dumb but it'll be rude to just outright leave a multiplayer game so the trick is to make it look like an accident I forgot to mention there's also Mercy's faulty player in this Mert versus vs. multiplayer holy [ __ ] and it either leaves you feeling like a gaming wizard or you take ten steps and [ __ ] explode from across the map let's see what kind of quests I've got here oh [ __ ] I gotta deliver a baby oh boy or a girl alright everyone buckle up let's have ourselves a nice safe ride partners are dispensed and I gotta get real friendly [Music] [ __ ] hard baby on board [ __ ] and for one to create life life must be taken Hey see what I did there cousin hey hey what the [ __ ] are those combs ladies or gentlemen we're back on track that is a crew [ __ ] wing and I hope you enjoyed your first uber trip with me no pressure but I do want to keep my five-star rating Hey want to come meet you goddaughter so what do you say we get your baby girl back home one more draft couldn't hurt looks like that went south now I don't consider myself the most alliterative but I'm pretty sure this means there's some treasure at the bottom of these zip lines now we just got to glide on down here [ __ ] I got nervous dude second tries the charm I mean usually they say third but I figure with me not pressing buttons is too complicated I'd rather jump out of a helicopter and then grab it I really wasn't expecting that to work oh this clip is so funny it's not I just thought it was cool and I wanted you to see it we got a fuel truck delivery coming in here I will have you know historically in videogames they they have been known to occasionally explode so watch out for that but I guess we're good okay stealth is key here thank you what the [ __ ] was that not much how about you can why oh yo hey so I'm trying to do this thing right now like I like this sneaky thing so could you did you not hey I hear people don't like this game and I say that's a pile of flaming ball huh do you get it because I set the bull on fire oh Jesus [ __ ] oh my god dude I think someone's in the middle of that yeah that was only like 40 high-powered explosions [ __ ] walk it off you're you're good dude come on pledge takedown oh that was awesome [Music] see this bait right here I don't mean to brag but I am a masturbator oh here he comes ready to do the job for me this game just plays itself yeah that was the hostage nothing like some good old fishing the world of fire cries full of beautiful creatures what the [ __ ] are you [Music] Gilby caution skunk Canaria that stinks look were right behind him which is usually a good position to attack from but you know in this circumstance I'm not really too sure let's clog up that stinker everybody thinks they have free will but come on when's the last time you did something that wasn't required that's a tough one [Music] CPR three letters what do they mean combat patient repeatedly kick him three times getting back up he's good cured I think he had cancer anymore [Music] and of course this is a far cry video so we gotta end it with a big bang you guys ready [Music] oh man hey thanks for watching and maybe you're wondering if you should subscribe you know no pressure it's it's totally up to you whatever choice you make [Music] [Music]

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Id: pOyxivddTQ0

Length: 15min 12sec (912 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 16 2018