Minecraft, But It's Pay-To-Win (or lose)

so i made minecraft pay to win and i'm not talking about minecoins why do they exist i streamed myself trying to beat minecraft but anyone watching can donate different amounts to do anything from spawning mobs to teleporting me back to spawn and i'm gonna try beating the game while they're doing that so let's that's 20 right down there [Music] that's 20 bucks that's 20 of them thanks for the donation and that follow me over at twitch.tv slimesickle so you don't miss any more streams like this what's this where's the video no not you i won't do it i won't say it according to youtube statistics only 45 i mean 46. [Music] you are now free to go you are now free to do it i'm just going to play the game first thing we got to do we got to get wood and so it begins absolutely should have not made bees a quarter okay i'm gonna i wanted the chicken i wanted the chicken i didn't want this oh thanks man look at this sea world is a terrible place but i'm in bee world right now and it's worse oh no no no no no no nice try sir i am just leaving a trail of bees i'm beelining it a diamond thank you stop spawning bees please anything but bees this is not the bee's knees [ __ ] please off to a good start everyone back is it still following me no okay there's just so many that's not a b that's not a b just get the wood just get the wood slime cigar just so like i was saying the first step of minecraft is to get some wood just real quick just so just so quick just i'm gonna [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] silverfish dude i my my controls are inverted i ca i [ __ ] i can't i what oh like my my mouse guys chat you know you can do nice things too you can give me hearts you can give me food these things are wonderful my brain is rewiring my neural pathways [ __ ] my my they're all on they're all doomed my [ __ ] neural pathways are gone bro my cells are deteriorating oh you can't just fill the screen with with our health bar stop where are they i can't i can't i couldn't even comically look at him because you inverted my [ __ ] controls why are they mad they're a new creeper this was a terrible [ __ ] idea stop stop spawning it's down hey look i can't [ __ ] see i can't [ __ ] see what they can [ __ ] be what am i supposed to do i'm changing you know what bees are now two dollars there's too much supply too much demand and too many [ __ ] bees okay it doesn't matter what you make the cost of bees they're just going to buy more bees whoa iron sword let's go has this ever been before achieved in minecraft a diamond pickaxe time to mine i'm on and i'm on f oh nice try buster [Music] your bank should be locking your mom's credit card for suspicious charges any second now and when it does i'll make my move is that cool that's cold that's cool that's cold that's coal okay everything's good we got some torches i'm back to the no no not like this this is fine now my stuff's right there i can what is he me me we're just gonna dig we need to get the [ __ ] out of here well there's horses in the walls where's their spider thank you a heart oh that's so kind of you to give me a heart chat wow you're so these little buggers are funny okay i'm on fire oh hey we need to talk chat let's identify the problems one by one and tackle them the first problem is you so i'm good hey guys this is minecraft steve with some balance adjustments we've increased the price of the ravager and the ender dragon and decreased the price of giving one heart giving full hp and tropical fish balance adjustments have been made and i'm still dead i can kill a zombie i can kill okay there's two zombies okay it's fine i can kill okay i can uh yeah so that's okay so that's going on all right it's not really too much of a problem for me i've been playing this game for for a few years now there's a blaze now too but it's another okay so now there's that if you've played minecraft before you'll know just how common this situation is everything is sort of running its course naturally as am i at 3 000 miles an hour let's go look they just keep popping up i'm just [ __ ] dying fish are now one dollar bam now you gotta find something else i see demand they found something else we got pretty far that time i think this is the one actually i think all the stuff it just like that's a hundred dollars i'm just glad you got it over with got it out of your system and now i can actually play you just take all my [ __ ] food i gotta [ __ ] eat [ __ ] i'm gonna be all bones get in my mouth i'm [ __ ] hungry and so fast i'm fasting lobby show you said it's a peaceful thank you you're so hot dude um the chat is telling me someone gave me a diamond but i missed it was it back up here you [ __ ] stop i don't like this i'm trying to mine for oars so why do i only hear [ __ ] says what do you mean a phantom what do you mean a phantom is he okay all right all right he's boogieing no more wall horses stop with the horse i literally can't even hear myself horse i mean think please stop spawning who chat i can't get to the iron this must be one of the new minecraft music discs you've heard of cat have you heard of horse it's this wall horse no wall horse stop let's stop making stone stop making stone you have to stop that now stone price is now 50 cents no more party rocking oh yeah back to the good stuff it stopped they killed me they took my food i need to find my stuff i need to find my stuff where it is all over where is it don't even tell me not to dig down what what what could happen i could instantly die oh that would be how can you imagine what the hell is this oh he's here he's go he's flying he's flying he's going but at least i have a diamond sword you [ __ ] what are you gonna do all it takes is a bam bam couple swipes guys i'm trying to do a bit where then you donate and then my sword disappears and it's like a hole we could make it something you may have slowed me down but beating this game is gonna be a piece of milk milk milk sugar egg sugar wheat wheat wheat no no no no no no no nice try lake on league but only ravagers can kill me now no oh my god i actually survived i actually survived it i actually survived it i actually [ __ ] survived [Laughter] just need a cave that's all i need yes cow i have nothing to say to you anymore [ __ ] no no no no no no no cow i'm sorry you were born oh blaze is right in the water yeah you've really got me now [Music] what [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] destroyed the diamond sword too oh my god they're working oh no no no no no no no my diamond sword's right over there i just need to get to it i just need to get to it you disabled my jump you absolute [ __ ] oh no oh no stairs i can't jump but i can climb one step at a time oh that was so close there are so many threats there what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh no you [ __ ] oh i got it i actually escaped there were multiple times back there when i almost died there were multiple when the gravel fell out from under me that i thought was gonna be it keep trying keep trying to kill me not that hard okay okay it's cool it's cool it's cool it's cool we're chilling we're chilling we're vibing let's get oh god all right not that way thanks for the stone red runner now these idiots don't stand a chance yes lava okay do we get obsidian we get obsidian we go to the nether we get blaze rods we do the other stuff we beat the game let's [ __ ] go not here nailed it no not the ravager oh wait he's fighting for me he's fighting with me go go my son he's digging deeper he's drilling a hole to the center of the earth and i do not understand how or why let's ride out of here you and me we're gonna leave this place we're gonna leave this you and me we're gonna ride out of here horse armor ride do i even need to go to the nether anymore i actually just need ender pearls oh god i have an idea slicker blacker long armser head turning big wide spawn one now for only 50 cents oh yeah holy [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] don't [ __ ] don't [ __ ] [Music] no not night time not night time no stop stop stop stop what is happening it's raining it's wet he slipped but i will no longer be making any slip-ups except my hands my greasy greasy hands oh yikes we're out we're out we're out where i wow disabled my jump why all it has to do is shoot over here in this direction yes oh god dude that's me that's me that's [ __ ] me oh god oh god there's too many there's too many beams there's at 100 percent oh they're mad at them i gotta get out of here oh okay i don't i should not have looked up feather uh flint bam arrows we've got arrows we've got eyes of ender now we just gotta get out of here oh no they're spawning vexes i'm vexi and i know it has captain sparkles done that one yet stop they're spawning vexes faster than i can [ __ ] kill him what whoa oh no that way please don't spawn point me hang on hang on hang on no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i've increased the price of that i have now increased the price of that again i have no increased prices again [Music] okay okay hang on it should be down here somewhere what layers are usually oh we are here i think the actual portal is literally no matter what i was going to keep getting teleported back to spawn as soon as i found the stronghold i wish someone would teleport me back to spawn in real life so i could pick a different career path but god is cruel so i turned off crowd control set up a bed and activated the portal and got ready to turn it back on as soon as i got to the end oh guys and one more thing we're having a little bit of a sale bees only ten cents one dollar i'm gonna slap the [ __ ] out of your even less i got a couple other deals up my sleeve [Music] but that's not all diamond discount [Music] whoa that [Music] everything must go including me okay let's do this that's one that's two no that's horse why just men oh man honestly as long as i have a bow easily we gotta find a way to get up high now so we can take out these pillars perfect [ __ ] i can't break it i can't break it i don't know where i am again i need a diamond sword no wait this is perfect give me all the stone you can muster you know what kind of beef this is ground i'm at the top boom yes one more down baby if i position this just right that should pop me right at the top there right so what if i did that again prepare to shmeet your demise that was the craziest dream i was a cashier and someone asked for change but i just i only had b's the vector of this ender pearl is perfect nothing could possibly okay be gone be gone b i've got another sword you [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe there's a wither too where's the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's his health's going down why why me oh god that's not a [ __ ] why can't i hit him why there was this there was no point it's all bees it's always been bees [Music] it doesn't matter how many bees oh god oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] have you heard the buzz i've got a plan you can't beat me i need to see his hitbox it's f3 plus b i see everything f three plus b i've learned too much i must go am i gonna do it am i gonna do it just a couple more let's go the game has changed this has to be it this has to be it where is the fight creeper oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm just running there's nothing else i can do there's nothing give me speed give me space yes whoa let's go let's go let's go before it's too late before it's too late i actually did it i didn't think i would i forgot about this though effort what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i would say you guys are making it rain but it's much much worse i'm not even pressing any buttons right now and it's flapping me up where i can finally join my brothers and sisters in the sky slash game mode survival just like i thought doesn't even matter anymore thank you for the donations but i'm leaving those worldly possessions behind if you enjoyed this video consider subscribing it costs nothing and you could join me in the ethereal realm goodbye

Channel: Slimecicle

Views: 6,961,541

Keywords: Slimecicle, Minecraft, minecraft but every 5 minutes there's a natural disaster, minecraft but everything drops the wrong item, slimecicle minecraft, minecraft mods, modded minecraft, minecraft challenge, minecraft but, minecraft survival, minecraft money, minecraft but its pay to win, minecraft donate, crowd control, minecraft crowd control, minecraft stream, funny moments, gaming, pay to win, 100 players, gaming funny moments

Id: ZVkrqmsEb7I

Length: 17min 55sec (1075 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 26 2020