The worst ninja in all of Japan.

wait do you hear that it's like it's like it's something's breathing it's a weird glitch that's right that was to Neos and this is neo - what an absolute stretch of a joke but as I'm editing it I realize I have nothing better funny lightning McQueen yeah we probably skip all this where's this is this the skip button hang on perfect I just killed the narrator Oh we'll see about that call me the worst tailor in the world because I'm about to really mess up your jeans Oh oh my god you smelled that yes of course you do because you're always sniffing let's go with lip type B as in he looks like he was stung by an entire swarm of them he's looking gorgeous let's hit him with the spaghetti bags add a little curl here and Oh looks like gin pubes he's actually a natural blonde so I've adjusted the tubes accordingly tooth color out Jesus let's make it just a little red I had a little snacky before coming here I hope you don't mind let's give him a funny frog tattoo nipple tickle Oh a flower - I have a gray god man is completely abysmal he'll think he's a mistake but no I did this on purpose he day no that says hide have you seen my face think you can take me you feeling cheeky well I am - butt cheeks I have not yet found pants oh they got drop attacks this is gonna rock guys we can talk this out wah pow oh you absolute bull you complete dunce you utter nincompoop yeah you are row your boat gently down the stream the council has decided now is the time oh now this move looks sick we gotta get this yeah you're going down and I'm shaking and I'm going down and you're coming with me and we're going down bye I wonder if it's like Dark Souls where the heavier your equipment is the worse your role is oh my gosh is that uh is that an Oni and now he's getting one'd that's a that's a funny pun for uh what are you doing on each camp I prowled the night I shall hit him with a sneak attack oh yeah and he just turned around and now I show whoo that was [ __ ] brutal whoever wrote that has clearly never been squeezed big snake I'll hit you with this sword I can't move I'm gonna get bored this is not good this is not good I got a a smoke bomb perfect what I mean is time a strategy a plan I've got big snake oh [ __ ] she poisoned me a smoke bomb yeah no that didn't nothin and how much but she didn't see me die so did I when fighting a sneaky you've got to be sneaky yeah I'm gonna take her out from afar she'll never even see it come and watch this yes hey dead things don't move right and it's time to go it looks like you fool there's a hole right behind you bye-bye idiot what are you aiming at is someone gonna walk through that door well no matter who it is we're gonna teach him a lesson together wait don't stab me it's a bit that guy looks terrifying Oh good thing he can only see movement oh no they're all right in front of me looks like I'll have to go around around I'm round oh boy you don't stand a chance you're nothing compared to my own demons like this one he's been chasing me for thirty minutes okay I've tried everything on this guy plans ABCD efg hijk LMNOP I'm going to pay out of the way demons certified badass coming through oh that would have been embarrassing now here we have dilemma I want to run but he have gone I'm just going to slowly walk around the entire building just all the way over here and oh he's still fighting that way still Wow super mega every super mega samurai I've got a big sword what if you got oh a punch what do they call you mr. Pfister dr. R of course it was a rocket fist why wouldn't it be a rocket fist looks like I'll need to play a little more cleverly if he just takes the bait yes perfect okay pocket Legos go come on come on oh [ __ ] just so you know I see you over there and you're just gonna let me open this chest now what is that oh it's kind of cute oh no it's hideous Oh what is that freak we've got a killer what well [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] me oh no it's another snake and this one has two more snakes forearm what are you gonna do coil around me then kill yeah I knew it so technically I win oh he's so close he's so close dude one more head uh-oh are nagashi my snake [ __ ] uh-oh soon what sort of demons could be in these capes bats I better go oh here it comes and bye-bye oh I'm still alive guess I'm cooler than I thought it's time to deliver the killing blow hooah how did you miss [Music] hey up top no no I don't have you ever you see the gesture in your life down low I can backflip oh that's kind of cool that's no I'm not asking you to that was a backflip how did he how did you possibly interpret that return from whence you came Oh down there I guess they have the kids for me you're a stinky bird oh and I see you're gonna attack with your talents but raw talent can't beat skill oh what's in here we go oh it's a mushroom oh no because this is a small platform very sick mushroom shall escape me nanu Celeron is not a cell live usually I have a ton of trouble with these guys but I am sick of letting them walk over me so try to walk over me after oh just two bros chillin next to a cliff what anything could happen no no rolling in place you know that's not momentum works you get out of here what in the ever-loving [ __ ] is going on down here let's I want to I need to put this thing down um excuse me sir what the [ __ ] were you who let me talk let me get it let me get it let me get it please please please ah what the [ __ ] oh no no I'm right in front of it don't oh I'm still alive okay I'm just gonna lie here oh I used to look at how much HP I have left that is what we call a feat ah stealth souls the new genre no one really wanted here we go I'm gonna sneak on past these guys it's all [ __ ] now all of China knows I'm here okay so I have 14,000 souls I should probably not be a dumbass and head back and level up and also they're not called souls it's Amrita this is not Dark Souls I'm just gonna grab this one thing first okay Dark Souls there's nothing quite like a little practice you battle between missions huh oh thank goodness it was only a practice sword otherwise when he impaled me with it I would have died you're not allowed up here get it get down get down go down with them you get down there don't take the ladder don't that's cheating stop it stop you stop that all right all right you want to play chutes and ladders how about ladders and shoes this one isn't so scary he's just walking funny what's wrong you're not saying anything cat got your tongue okay okay okay no it's okay no a brain smart smart place time for smart it's okay I've got this I've got I'm it's fine no where'd he go behind me he [ __ ] animated me did you read that book for class about how that guy fell off the thing and no I guess I'll give you the cliff notes klemper this feels like a dangerous situation [Music] Oh

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 29 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Starheart24]

My favorite joke was when he got killed by Enki and said: "Whoever wrote that( Squeezed to Death by Enki ) had clearly never been squeezed."