This Is God of War

i'm going to make some dad jokes in this video i'm giving you a warning now because it's going to be quite apparent welcome to god of war though it should probably just be called of war because i think all the gods are gone this is the story of the doofus kratos who made the greek pantheon panther gone oh and his son a trick boy his son okay his son boy boy oh [ __ ] check out that axe that's weird though i heard there weren't supposed to be any cuts in this game anyway let's just take a breather and finish calmly chopping down this tree oh my god oh friend sorry just let me grab my massive wood i really don't i don't really don't know where to put my massive wood honey i brought home my massive oh [ __ ] killed her parents take note because this is super gross look his son is right there and he's just grabbing her ash whereas last time kratos used his dead family's ashes like a bath bomb this time his wife has requested that he take her ashes to the highest peak in the realm which is the god of war sales charts up we go oh god it's them again those jehovah's witnesses guys they always want to talk to me about jesus christ remember kids god rocks okay i know from this angle it looks like kratos is bald but this guy is definitely balder oh man oh man my neck really hurts i uh dislocated all my i know sir i know it hurts just please trust your chiropractor now if i just [ __ ] holy fire when i tell you to fire i'm sorry hi sorry i'm dad i'm not hurt i'm dead oh [ __ ] you i don't need to press triangle my memory is flawless there's the mountain let's go not yet it's fine see the combat in this game is super exciting but the cut scenes are just boring nice shot you nailed that gross ass boar he's my friend oh he's beautiful well that's not very nice so the [ __ ] are you too it's yertle the turtle's distant cousin yordis the tortoise you can keep dodging my axe because you know everything i'm gonna do but i'm gonna keep throwing my axe cause i know everything you're gonna do strange isn't it i've been fighting this enemy for 20 minutes watch out now i know how to parry oh that's right watch out i'm gonna do it again perry oh i'm coming for you turns out i'm not very good at this game oh my god what happened here boy looks absolutely traumatized but kratos is probably just thinking how come i can't be that close to my son mule far mjolnir finally i can crack open this bad boy and taste the fruits of my labor yeah it's a it's a saying i kind of wanted something more than a [ __ ] apple now at this point kratos is really getting desperate looking for ways to bond with his son so he forces a local artist to give them matching tats now i've still got to get to this mountain or whatever so i better snag a boat even though i could probably just float using my son he's quite buoyant he can be boy or buoy whoa i know what you're thinking what happened here right there's nothing but water it's a lake dumbass but this is where you meet him the snake of the lake or mango harmongador he ormond gander ah your mom take a gander the size of that thing now that's a norse name but it roughly translates in english to watch out i'm going to blow out your [ __ ] speakers i'm not sure but i think it needs about 350. well it was a fun game but we're almost at the top and did someone [ __ ] burn the popcorn what is this now i'm convinced that if kratos just waves his hands around really fast he can get rid of all the smoke but apparently the game is telling me that i need the light of alfheim which only the elves can give me but it could be worse nothing wrong with elves never mind they're [ __ ] gross they're on the [ __ ] walls like bugs it's a great game but i really want to uninstall it right now why why are there grossos everywhere why does everything look like [ __ ] flesh there's a white crystal ahead just laying there oh he lied this isn't a light crystal at all i still don't know how to get past the smoke but maybe this can shed some light on it oh the air in this cave is just stagnant look at all these skeletons one wrong move and we're boned shh wait did you hear that well there he is bad goose get out of here you silly duck i don't know what i'm going for it's not even funny i'm just calling them random bird names i'm i'm not gonna do it for this toucan oh this part is tough you gotta make it up the mountain using nothing but an elevator oh how does he do it we're almost at the summit nothing's gonna stop us whoa nothing is a weird name for a big ass dragon if my dentist is watching this this is how it feels dude oh you should have flossed maybe hey guys what should we call this dragon it shoots lasers uh i don't know what if you take the word laser and then you jumble it around and then you throw in some more letters it's gonna look super ancient and [ __ ] but really it's just laser and now we've made it to the top of the mountain where we get to meet they call me mia memer this is the guy that's making all of these but that doesn't matter because now this quest and this awful video can come to an end oh then you've come to the wrong place little brother psych your client wrong mountain [ __ ] ass no oh yes well now i'm stuck because we went to the wrong mountain and i have no idea how to get ahead from here i'm going to cut off your head now nope too literally not what i meant no bro no stop hey ready i'm going to show you something really weird just a heads up get it heads up that's enough where's the money lebowski so what happened with the hair and the tortoise now kratos is a brilliant storyteller the tortoise wins check out this new skill i got you ready blam playing catch with my enemies and i haven't even done it with my son yet this ability isn't very good but if i use it on a wolf they do a silly dance [Music] oh we're doing spin moves now i call this boy blade let it rip what does this do gain a rage burst [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] boy you know thinking back i don't think i need a talisman for that this game's really fun but sometimes it just makes me rage oh i'm so [ __ ] mad dude all right i'm good i don't know what that was all about oof ouch okay okay you can laser but i can lay away sir yeah get him it's all about teamwork that's why i named you a trey us and not a train me or atreyu come on let me show you how to read this sorry one sec i just love the feel of fresh sand in my shoes what is this a challenge let me add them let me add them survive for five minutes i mean i've done that before a few times like in really long cut scenes are you ready for this this man has the scariest i'm gonna get you run debatably in all of existence enemies quickly regenerate from any injury oh i gotta make it something they can never heal from i think you look kind of weird hey excuse me sorry i'm kind of lost in the story right now can i get a recap uh yeah i guess here you go oh god it's not oh [ __ ] you said recap oh no i've killed gods i've killed giants there hasn't been an enemy i couldn't take care of until now i crown you frog of war holy [ __ ] i just sent that man into the realm of orbit heim oh interesting strategy throw me off the cliff oh even more interesting strategy died what's this oh um oh oh no oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] first lesson son never stick it in the wrong hole hey just flip over for a sec oh yeah that's a big knob there you gotta stretch more if we keep an eye out look if you wish boy i will not be distracted by this fool's errand he says as he completes the side quest wow the executions in this game are jaw-dropping [Applause] that's actually real gross now i've seen a lot of stuff in this game but that's a big schnoz blah man that does not look good try putting some ice on it well not that much oh i thought for a second he was getting that's right harness your godly powers you are the god of oh passing out well i mean we don't really have a god of passing out yet but you still kind of drew the short end of the stick there the keeper that protects the bridge of the damned i need its heart i can do that i'm i'm great at connecting with people time to go to heckheim to he's single hockey stick i'm sure if i just book us a reservation and maybe buy some flowers figure out what he likes i didn't get the chance to figure out what he liked but i don't think this is it do you know what this is boy i do oh oh wait quick how do you say oh my motion to ruin norse what the hell i'm the god of war nothing got a jigsaw [ __ ] what is this supposed to be it's all about the timing it's all about the timing oh oh oh oh so for instance for instance not that like i said all in the timing right so right about wait a minute i've been calling him atreus the whole game but i was one letter off he's gonna beat reyes i am just so funny wow i love the boss fights in this game but they really seem to drag on oh no boy is trapped oh i think it glitched out i mean i've just been standing here watching my son fondle an ice cube for like 20 minutes surprise attack oh surprise attack oh here we go surprise attack oh hell yeah dude oh this chain move is so exciting [ __ ] yeah i get where rihanna was coming from now you know why they call me kratos just because i really like crates i just can't get enough of them could you hold this for me good dog oh okay here i go oh that was my son is that his hand reach for me boy [Music] reach for me boy find me on the other side and now this is the point in the story when you really turn the tables oh they must have misspelled the title this isn't god of war [Music] this has got a four i did it i finally made it to the world tree they told me never to jump off but i think it's time to branch out [Music] [Music] foreign

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Length: 12min 30sec (750 seconds)

Published: Sat May 12 2018