SECRETS OF THE DARK WEB | Welcome to the Game 2 - Part 2

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It cut off just as he was getting somewhere new!

👍︎︎ 3 👤︎︎ u/hageshii_panda 📅︎︎ Apr 17 2018 🗫︎ replies

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/Gummymyers124 📅︎︎ Apr 17 2018 🗫︎ replies

Everyone just lost The Game.

👍︎︎ 1 👤︎︎ u/Jonathanfrost2231 📅︎︎ Apr 18 2018 🗫︎ replies
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[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] can you hear me now can you hear me now can you hear me now can you hear me can you hear me is it working am i back on line hello hello how about now oh you can hear me now okay oh boy I don't know what that'll happen it was registering my mic was doing the audio levels were bouncing it was on the right thing I just restarted OBS and suddenly you can hear me now this OBS is [ __ ] broken I don't know what's wrong with it anyway back to the dramatic opening of this that I did welcome to welcome to the game we are ready because I now have a guide and I've read up on how to play this game and the general consensus is this game [ __ ] hard okay so this game is hard as [ __ ] imagine that if everything in the game was designed to piss you off you've pretty much got the idea of what this game is all about protip don't forget the flashlight well [ __ ] me then alright so last time we played this game we got relatively decently far we got two of the codes we managed to avoid a little bit of death but we didn't manage to avoid everything but that doesn't mean that we're [ __ ] it's more likely that we're [ __ ] but it doesn't mean that we're [ __ ] don't tell anybody that we're [ __ ] because we actually aren't to problematically bad about this so the door's unlocked I haven't even gotten in the goddamn game the door can't be a lot well actually the door probably is unlock just shut the [ __ ] up Adnan I don't need you okay so the first thing that we need to do is get this from him we need to get this from him we need to do all that [ __ ] we need to order we need we need to [ __ ] disk turn this off just turn it off in general so the threats are as follows if I can get up from this computer the threats are as false number one the police the police are defeated by simply just going around and connecting to different wi-fi's all the time if you hear the police on the way through the siren through the open window over there that means that they're on the way but you can defeat them by turning off your computer and they're just hiding in the shower so they don't know which apartment then you would be in and therefore you can go away from them but you can still defeat them and not waste time by just flipping in between different areas makes sense okay so the next thing that we need to do is watch out for the new war the film the war lock the door oh yeah the door it's locked okay locked okay so the new war are actually pretty easy to beat all you got to do is look away for 30 seconds they can appear at the window the door or pretty much anywhere in the apartment but all you have to do is once you find them turn around and they won't be a problem anymore yes I got oh I swear I've got the door I got the door I swear the door is locked it's as locked as it can be okay anyway I'll explain the next one and while I'm on the way to go get the VPN because the next one would be Lucas Lucas is the hitman 47 looking [ __ ] that shoots you at random throughout the entire game he's a piece of [ __ ] and he should know that he's a piece of [ __ ] but he can be avoided there is the possibility that he can get you in the apartment and I haven't been able to find a common answer of whether or not that is broken or it's just a random event or something like that but either way sound is a big part of what he does you got it explore you basically got to be in your apartment with the lights off to generally have a good idea of whether or not you're going to survive because when he goes to your door you gotta listen for him picking the lock and then you have to sorry I thought I saw something you got a pic you gotta wait for him to try to pick the lock but then you get turn off all your lights and then yeah turn off all your lights and then you gotta turn off your computer and hide in the shower and wait for him to go away and that waiting can take up to five minutes to go away a little problematic when I'm trying to stream and talk to you guys it locks it so it's a lock the toilet that's a good idea so the other threat is actually the breather who appears in this very hallway I was wondering why this door existed well it's because the breather can come basically screw up your entire day by being right here in this alleyway and when you went when he arrives there's like two steps that signify he's gonna be there and he'll try this door while you're in this okay for a second there I thought he was actually coming this way he'll try this door while you're in this alley he'll walk up to it very slowly and he'll try it something like ten different times it's really douchey excessively douchey but you can beat him and it's not that big of a deal I don't know if he appears anywhere else in the area which he very much might but if he does then I don't know how to beat him because I don't think there's any other door that you can do that mechanic at but I think that's part of the problem so once you get that beaten then you have one more threat which is actually I think that might be it it's Lucas the police eventually there's the dollmaker but I don't know a lot about the dollmaker because the guide that didn't actually tell me about the dollmaker Lucas okay I still know what would happen if Lucas was just there and I would be shot indeterminately I guess if I had some kind of like camera system set up but I don't have enough money for that but one of the ways that I can get money is by taking this and putting it out on the area's now though I was confused of like oh boys aren't anywhere did I actually pick it up yeah I did so if it's red it's a bad place for it if it's yeah that's a mediocre place for it what you want to look for is the places where it's green Oh was that green or was that yellow I think it might have been yellow yeah you want to look for where it's green green is good because green is gonna get you the most dose point now probably level two is another place where it's gonna be the most green that's where one of them got placed or level five or wherever that was I can't remember what you guys said okay this is all red red red red yellow okay you guys probably know lock your glasses I can't lock my glasses I can't lock my butthole I can't lock my peepee I can't do it guys it's impossible I don't know what you want from me there's there's literally no way that I can lock myself up any tighter lock the but I can't lock the but locked the dollmaker doesn't make any sense you guys need to think rationally locked yeah that's one way to be this game just lock everything if you just could do that man you wouldn't have to worry but alas I have to worry let me see let me see in like one of these other floors cuz I guess I can't go in there I don't think that's how this game works guys I don't think that's how it seems like there's not a lot of potential here please tell me somebody on this floor once I just want to find the other plate was that green goddamn it I keep thinking it's green baby ok so I found another spot hell yeah all right so I want to find more of those just because I want every single one of my VPNs to be on a green spot gathering the most dogecoin that I possibly could get lock Ethan locked chica lock your pants lock the universe lock the dog a barricade the stairs locked please somebody lock the police lock mouth protect your butthole lock the bed lock the bite you guys are funny ok so the other thing that I want to do is I want to turn off the lights in the apartment because the lights you know you don't even really need them to be perfectly honest you don't need them and number two I think the only one that you'll need to do is buy this table here because what that means is that I can basically on the way into the bathroom I can turn off everything yeah that's thumpy you can turn off everything and then the apartment will be off you turn your computer off on the way back and then everything is hunky-dory make sense okay so we're here and I don't know if the game completely games over if you don't get everything done by the end of this particular night I don't know if it resets to the next night like it did in the first game it would carry over between nights then the nights actually moved a lot faster but something tells me that we might not have all the time that we think we did all right let's go okay time to play the game for real so I won the first thing I'm going to do is I'm gonna okay how much dogecoin am I making a good bit point oh five so that's the same as much as we were before so now we just need to get our notepad up and running and we just need to start going through the internet regularly checking for both for both this world and yadda yadda yadda huh come on let me make this bigger okay and the other thing that I can do is I can buy this but I mean I'm gonna need that eventually but just not right now so we're just gonna go top to bottom we're not gonna ignore any of these if I ever get a page that doesn't load then I need to look at the window because there's a pasta oh boy hey baby welcome back oh yeah this is the bug share people thing okay there's also something about the source code I don't know if the source code is something that I need but uh I don't know it's just something all right bug login join now FAQ yeah lock the world lock the pizza I don't have any pizza lock my shirt I can't even understand that oh I didn't lock the door oops I didn't actually forgot to do all the jokes I completely forgot to lock my door alright um oops [ __ ] oops my bad yo okay alright then everybody wants some spit anybody want some semen blood rough and dirty oh boy I don't I don't want any of that noise no plug in found okay I should probably be breaking into a wireless network right now but alas I am NOT gonna do that because I'm dumb okay let's actually do that let's get that started because I want to want to make sure that I can get that let's see if I remember how to do it right which I probably don't okay scan know what Oh WEP scan okay so that's gonna be scanning while we're doing that let's go to someplace else so that we can get I don't think there's there might be something here but then again there might not be I think a lot of the strategies like revolve around possibly possibly FZ XD no come on XE g v NQ WG BAM damnit oh yeah probe one to a thousand go baby go oh god damn it one a thousand go baby go okay yeah a lot of it has to do with there's an item that you can get that would potentially give you everything that you would possibly need okay looking looking nothing quite as the Dickens quiet as the Dickens okay all right it's fine everything's fine so as soon as I get this Wi-Fi I'm gonna remember to write it down I'm gonna switch to a different Wi-Fi I'm gonna hit all the free Wi-Fi first don't worry about that I'm gonna hit all the free Wi-Fi no I just went there no please don't know I just went there son of a [ __ ] the fridge what's wrong what's wrong with the fridge what are you talking about the fridge there's something about the fridge I can't lock the fridge I can't lock the cold cube what are you talking about there's nothing to do lock the lock lock the lock they'll never know all right all right nothing okay you hear that no you didn't hear nothing because there was nothing there to hear all right I okay open port on what was the command it was crack let's crack whoa [ __ ] hell I all right what was it 7:37 23 channel 8 723 8 know that god damn it 723 8 crack there we go okay so that's cracking that what is this do I even want to know what this is okay all right I can't lock the [ __ ] locking the [ __ ] isn't something that I can do uh source No okay this is just nothing okay that's a whole lot of nothing I don't know I don't even understand what that's supposed to be but it's a whole lot of nothing okay all right I'm dead I'm not dead I'm very clearly alive to be perfectly honest I'm more alive than I've ever been okay password has been 2000 so D five nine seven oh nine Pass pass mm okay so I got that let's move wi-fi's disconnect baby all right let's move let's go by the windowsill by the windowsill and then while we're on the free Wi-Fi I will go ahead and scan another one ooh there's two free Wi-Fi okay let's scan scanning go back window look at the eye I'm not dead I've locked I can't lock it there's no way that you could possibly do that doesn't make any sense okay fifty-seven random mysterious page all right let's probe R 0 VL + q v v 0r one to a thousand please alright nothing there anybody there all right forgive me I don't know if I want to confess my sins I just don't know just not 100% sure about that alright oh we haven't gone yet man there's a slow Wi-Fi secretly confess your sins hi I'm Brent and I love feet way too much especially those cute little toes yeah me too Brett maybe two men all right [ __ ] the FBI they won't give me that's not a confession I bought an anime a body pillow without telling my wife I don't know why I'm reading all these in a southern accent in hoc habet ah say plot a a dick to soms I've send a lot of dick thumbs to myself there viv ahh --mess de Amado samay all right anything in the source code submit my confession anybody here let me just check the people I'm just paranoid about it no one oh cool we're good we're good did we find a probe hey we did okay let's let's six seven to channel 12 let's crack that bad boy wide open crack go all right I am so sorry about the badger incident of 1994 that was my bad in my defense it was a misunderstanding between the Badger and myself I didn't know that worked it's badger that's allowed to [ __ ] all right well I was gonna say I didn't know that fireworks were not badger compatible did I get it okay so [ __ ] every time every [ __ ] time it scares the piss out of me [ __ ] you I can't lock the Badger I can't do it it's impossible [ __ ] scared well [ __ ] that up real hard okay here we go block bonus monies cheese scared the piss one three eight two four four five pass is 420 420 got it okay let's move to another Wi-Fi let's check to see if anybody's here scared the bejesus out of me you have I have a poop this is a good personal problem there okay I didn't see anything in the confession I don't think anything opened up there but maybe it did and I didn't notice it to be perfectly honest I'm not 100 percent sure anybody would have noticed that I don't think there was any other free Wi-Fi to crack here so we got a go your game cat expect pleasure I don't expect pleasure from game cat I don't think all alt f4 equals lock tiny locked - you guys soles funny you guys were hilarious all right whatever okay we're good all right okay nothing there hackers for hire let me actually go ahead and buy one of those backdoor hacks yeah zone wall does not count why does zone wall not count doesn't make any sense whatever I guess you need to fail that first one so that you can actually get the possibility of any other extraneous hacks because you need the extra hacks to be able to make money because that's just an easy way to get money from those hacks even though the hacks are are a problem but whatever hail Satan hail Satan lock Satan lock he'll lock the lock lock the bad guys lock the lights lock my pants you guys lock Burger King all right okay well can't connect al Satan massive stuff is a problem all right so if you're just paranoid enough about this game you should be able to survive pretty much anything that it throws at you right I guess all right heirloom sperm sperm collection storefront great all right sports / mmm my own making I don't know what this PGP key is what is that all about I don't want to know I don't know quality let's look at the quality of this whatever the hell let's look at the quality presented here can you know oh boy oh why does it keep highlighting I don't want to highlight anything shut your eyes lock your eyes everybody lock him let's just move this and Oh can't move it in front well it's just oh boy huh lock the sperm nope mm-hmm nope okay you know what let's look make sure we're not gonna die okay all right containers okay all right lock my soul please tell me there's a code on this website it would have to be worth the price why does it keep highlighting highlight oh god special orders anybody please someone end my torment just make me not have to do this to be perfectly honest I'd rather not experience anything that's happening here right now hair looms oh there's nothing there's nothing okay [Music] terrifying terrifying terrifying okay let's let's not do zone wall all right here we go no oh my worst oh no worst worst one all right let's go here let's go there come on please just please please oh my god so no it's so why is that one so hard by none of these work that once oh god the window is open now well that's good actually because then when the window is open you can actually when the window is open you can actually hear stuff outside which is beneficial to be perfectly honest but it also means they could know that what is impossible that one specifically compared to every other one there that one is impossible why why do they make that ones so difficult I don't get it could not validate your wall this was a big-ass waste of time there's no point of any of that all right we got a switch wi-fi's all right let's just disconnect oh my god that's so [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] it's so [ __ ] I plopped you all right clapped huh lock the mmm you can't reclose the window what are you what are you what are you stupid what are you just guessing here come on what do you lock my dog I can't it's impossible good schoo oh god let's go what the Frick oh I'm not connected that's right duty all right let's scan what we got here scan go home please another backdoor heck yeah 375 that would be nice that would be nice wouldn't it okay let's probe EK h md-82 BD t5 BAM nope 1 mm all right let's go baby why are we not going why are we not why are we not going hello can we go please could we go get out of here nothing yet looks safe alright let's go to hidden pleasures mmm no no don't like that no nope lock my channel that's gonna help anybody oh boy it's doing that highlight thing again stop highlighting [ __ ] it's like is it's almost too perfect and emulation of real browser how do you frickin make it not do that or whatever [ __ ] why just stop ah alright whatever [ __ ] boggy [ __ ] alright message I don't know if any of this is what I want highly recommend you have your purchase tested upon receiving that's wonderful to hear that's great okay alright let's go a new security system home nope post a sale I got a virus I didn't get a virus oh god now I didn't want to go home I wanted oh crap that's not what I wanted well I've got to go back there well that's loading let me check to make sure there's no one at my door okay block the yogurt CL okay um sale requests did I get it okay let's do 939 channel is three probe to crack go baby go alright does any of these work probably not hello I I am young wealthy man by the name of poopy I have a strong large [ __ ] clinches are as you can I hope I don't get the stupid one alright here we go ah perfect something I can no one cool by comparison that's so comparatively easy it's not even remotely closely fair it's not even close okay I found the password okay so that one was what was that one [Music] oh boy all right we have a problem okay I can't even people everything fine he's fine everything's fine everything is totally fine lock that door everything's totally fine okay I was in the middle of something thank you but alas I am no longer let's go back on duty and let's get another one of these and let's write down for food sir is pass Disney got it okay we're only gonna stay on this for a little bit longer in fact actually I should probably just change it wide there we go okay okay I thought I heard something ooh I probably did hear something whoa ah what the [ __ ] look the [ __ ] okay all right then uh yeah I wish you could lock the back door that would be awfully nice but alas no okay okay all right we're fine everything's fine everything's totally fine okay everything's fine so we got to get on another one and then we get they know they know they know they know so how are you they know they know they know I'm here they know I'm here they're gonna come to my door and they're gonna break in their gonna try to stop me but I won't be stopped I can't be stopped it's gonna go poorly for me but that was definitively the alert everybody clench your buttcheeks as hard as you can because it is about to get real in here I don't know if I'm actually hearing that Murph that's just my imagination I also don't know if okay it might be okay might be it might be of just passing cuz I mean I just switched I just switched network so it might have all been a goof if it was a goof I think it was just a goof I think it was just a goof okay I think I think it was I think there was just uh I think there was just uh passing I think there was a passing police not to me I think that was just I'm pretty sure that was just a passing police presence not for me must have been right must must have been ma must have been must have been passing fluky [ __ ] yeah that's what it was let's go on free Wi-Fi no virus all right let's scan this bad boy I think we're fine I think I mean I wasn't on those for very long so I imagine I don't know all right whatever it's probably fine probably yeah yeah I don't like it but you know what can you do about it okay I think I'm fine let's go to hot burners there might have been something on hidden pleasures but I'm not obviously how would I know how would I even remotely know okay okay man this game I will admit like I had some complaints about this game last time but it does it is scary like it's it's a tense game if you want a game that's just tense it's like this is that kind of game it's I mean it's just like that it just is it's 100% tense it's tension to the extreme okay Illuminati three three three is that the number of the Illuminati cuz I don't even know okay nothing I'm getting a whole lot of nothing here alright let's let's know four five seven channel is seven packet wide open okay let's go to little friends not that I want to just that it's what I have to it must spill over to multiple days there's no way that you could beat this game in one night there's no way you could even get enough money in a single night right there just be no way okay mortal masks some [ __ ] up dudes selling human faces that's nice to know that's real nice no no god I wish this highlighting thing would [ __ ] go away home how do I do it how do you do it how do you do it man how do you how do you do it man you're so talented okay it's almost time for me to buy another VPN I've got 25 right now actually I rinsed the mask in bleaching mixture followed by alcohol afterwards I place a mask on it sandal did the alcohol evaporate which dries them out no paint this yup hate this hate hate this hate this hate it $75 I don't know don't want any of that actually don't want none of that okay we cracked it okay so Wi-Fi af1 a 5 5 D is password is stupid okay perfect wonderful I guess alright so that's all of the free Wi-Fi but I think I can stay on this one a little bit longer I'm being as cautious as I can [Music] that's a code eight five two nine seven six eighty five left seven okay all right hey hate that hate that I'm out I'm Audi I got a code you know what actually I'm gonna just what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna order the VPN and I'm going to I'm gonna log off this one disconnect that we got that we've got that let's just turn off the computer in general I think is it still ship if I'm not on the internet probably but let's just move the Wi-Fi Dumble anyway just cuz I don't feel comfortable don't like any of that don't like that at all okay let's let's move it back to the desk I don't know does it reset when you um when you does it reset the police's ability to find you if you go back to the same one but it's been a while you know I haven't been on tp-link in ages but I I'm just not a hundred percent sure I just barely touched it I literally just touched it come on pack block game fifteen again what I get in 15 I don't even know about that that seems awful that seems wrong okay you know what I'm powering off because I'm gonna what I'm gonna do I hear a whooshing and I don't like the whooshing sound but my you guys hear that whooshing that's just the cars going by okay so I'm uh what I'm gonna do is uh I don't know if it's gonna help but I'm gonna turn off all the lights in my apartment again I don't know if it's actually gonna help but I'm just gonna do it anyway I don't know what causes Lucas to shoot me in the face if I come back up here and he's suddenly there but uh just gonna take it nice and easy okay lock the whoosh I can't I can't lock the whoosh the ocean can't be locked it can't be contained all right but I'm gonna have a double VPN and I'm gonna have more points coming my way and I'm actually gonna put them in a good spot so I'll have double the currency coming up but I mean I'm I'm impressed that I got as much money as I did from that hack block which is considerable yeah again I don't know if shutting off your computer or turning everything off or turning the lights off is actually gonna help in any way man could I just hang out down here that'd be awfully nice wouldn't it if I just sit around in the lobby and not worry I follow I thought I heard something I thought I did and then I turned around that was my mistake turning around I thought I heard something I should have just gone straight for the door man come on is so unforgiving God and I have to do all of the cracking over again don't peek too much what does that mean what does that mean from the shower oh my god I knew I heard something it was weird it was like this splishy-splashy sound I don't know it just wasn't normal oh god damn it all right that's fine that's the breather for everyone who didn't know who that was that is the breather the breather gets you in the alleyway sometimes I wasn't a hundred percent sure because I was only reading a guide as to what it was of course okay I need sky break I need one of these and I need to go get the VPN let's shut everything down [ __ ] of course of course a horse of course a horse a horse of course god damn it scared the piss out of me my heart's still going a million miles an hour yeah yeah all right let's go get her okay yeesh yeah that's why it like this game is legitimately scary I still think the game is overly punishing but I guess the risk of it does make it intensely nerve-wracking so I guess that's part of it and whatever this game design will all right I'm gonna be on my head's gonna be honest wobble let's do this way tries all hard but you don't succeed I agree I agree it's [ __ ] all right right here come I don't think it's gonna get you in the drones there you know I just have a funny feeling thank you it's not ok not ok maybe the first maybe the first step should just be I should run for the room no matter what I do if I'm going outside I should just go straight for the room not look back not look back like I just did not look back go straight for the room I hope for the best and then that's the end of it like I don't know any other way to possibly do this other than that I'm just gonna go in my room I'm gonna grab the thing I'm a boogie Audi I'm gonna put it where a 6th floor was a good spot I could try to find another spot just to put it in my brain because I know on the door of the fifth floor is a good spot it was it the second floor I can't even remember okay no one's gonna shoot me here lock the drone I can't lock the drone the drone cannot be locked I just grabbed it [ __ ] Audi no one's here okay cool let's go let's go let's all go lots of yellow spots but what would be even be the point of putting it on a yellow spot I don't even know can't go there red red yellow okay let me try something else besides the sixth floor it was it the fifth floor yeah the fifth floor is one we see if there's anything inside the fifth floor that's also good I'm just doing this for future helping miss do yellow a lot of yellow yellow seems like this is all yellow I wouldn't have suspected that on the flip floor there would be something else but you never know you never know all right whatever primo spot let's just do it I wonder if there's like it better than green maybe like a super super dongle space the VPN in bathroom that might that might work there there might be I wouldn't be surprised if they put something like that where you least expect it to be okay well we got the VPN setup we can get to cracking passwords again unless they're the same password which I bet they're not they would not be I guarantee they would not be okay the lights that go on let's go for it let's get e maybe I could just play with the lights off but that also seems dangerous not a hundred percent sure about that initializing that let's get our notes back up gotta start over again gotta start over with this [ __ ] found something good and then it's just gone oh yeah gotta connect first that help right scan no WEP scan alright let's do this hmm I'm not gonna gift the Fox that's not even the right game it's not even the right genre alright let's see I don't even want to know what was even though it was even the website that I went to is like hot burners or something like that alright but either way we're gonna start at the top again alright probe TCP cat pk6 uu7 the CQ one to a thousand please nothing there nothing there oops no no no okay burn at the stake lock the door the door you're right block the door that's important probably oh sorry [Laughter] you always forget that silly me as Millie's Millie see silly me I'm gonna try I'm gonna try just plated with a lights off see what that does for me even though it kind of makes it a lot more obvious of what's happening here whatever let's just do this is really bad for my eyes probably all right unable to connect great anybody there how would I know I can't [ __ ] see alright listen let's actually turn it's spooky in the dark it's spooky okay ah chosen awake are you awoke not I'm not a woke I'm I'm the opposite of awoke and nothing alright well that's great okay God hold on nothing mm-hm [Laughter] spoopy yeah indeed spoopy dream place mmm no six seven one channel eight crack cracker there we go nothing man I've been having bad luck here I wonder if it's like you can if there's like a minute time that you can be on a certain certain thing Oh found it already alright D five nine seven oh nine is pass is Brian oh there we go okay let me go ahead and crack the other one scan those are a skinny ok drove videos what have you got lock my ears lock the gif doesn't mean you're not making any sense now robe it's 0 0 C 6 vs 8 l 3 3 go ok bye for me if the spoop that's not how it works face cam audio out of sync that doesn't even make sense how would that work it's it's just a stream I don't understand I don't understand it it seems to be working for is it out of sync for anybody else or is that just just something that someone's saying okay that didn't work now we got a whole lot nothing we got up we got a hit let's go crack tu-95 channel 8 0 0 c 6 the c 6 vs 8 l 3 3 go okay on crave do not break the 9 I don't understand what you mean by break the 9 I don't even know if I want to know what you mean by break the 9 go away oh do not break the 9 I didn't want to break the 9 to be perfectly honest I had no intention of breaking the 9 Blackwater's hold the ground from us but we will have control of them in the ad do not stand for this apparently okay I am the Lord oh that's unpleasant oh that's very unpleasant okay found it SS Wi-Fi Pass is suck me suck me okay let's go ahead and hop off this lets hop off that cuz frankly I didn't want to look at that anymore move it over to the window doodlee do okay connect back up wink and scan let's do this I know I've been saying that a lot this is because I don't want to die I know there was a noise but it doesn't seem like anyone's there so what am I to do hello nice third eye alright let's go probe ti9 p PX z 3a k 1000 please go alright the gate is open you have been warned the ground is dunder feet in under our feet okay well that's weird why what is that some kind of zalgo [ __ ] oh the ground is dead under our feet okay alright well that's lovely not helpful but lovely okay I don't know why whatever the door is locked it is I can't eat the fridge the door's locked everything's fine to the window to the wall you don't even make sense here you're not even I don't even understand what you're talking about you gonna die yeah I'm pretty sure yeah that makes sense I'm pretty sure that's accurate yeah okay nothing there okay can you lock the window no you can lock nothing besides the door even despite what chad is hoping for the door is the only thing that you can lock 5:43 let's see channel 12 go alright 57 nothing yet okay no hacks yet either which is confusing ah well that was fast okay pwf one three eight two four two four four five four five pass Jackson got it okay I'm gonna hang on this one just a little bit longer well actually there's two free Wi-Fi so I might as well switch were there two I don't think there was two different places for this right probably not yeah it was just the one okay that's fine audio is faster than webcam that doesn't even make any sense Wow whatever it's probably close enough that is barely noticeable so I'm not gonna there's literally nothing that I could do about it at this juncture I would dry my best but I can flame I don't even know what that's gonna do don't peep too much I don't think I can peep too much here what is peeping too much gonna do for me here at my chair oh god it's a whole lot of nothing you're being goofed yeah I'm pretty sure I am streams perfect that's what I thought that's what I thought that's what I thought all right let's go to the foot doctor if let's not go to the foot doctor but apparently we have to go to the foot doctor I don't want to go the foot doctor but we're gonna go to the foot doctor apparently right also I got a pee real bad okay my name is Raymond and I love feet all kinds from anyone concept' conventional methods of seeing feet ages ago okay oh no okay none of these are clickable all right my favorite feet all right sure great okay no no no it's the dongles fine we just switched to a different Wi-Fi on the same location so we should be fine for a good bit longer okay all right well this is weird okay okay homemade homemade feet how do you hold me how do you home make feet I guess you make another human I guess but no I don't think I'm gonna like this okay ah amateur feet is what we're talking about here great great great okay we can arrange a payment plan so I just send this guy pictures of my feet and I make money I can retire from YouTube then I just gotta send people pictures of my feet okay there was nothing here anything in the source code probably not don't look it all right let's get out now we need people to hack me so I can make some money I need enough if 13 daus coin bomb like I just had [ __ ] you yep pretty much says it all okay you know what mama alright whatever sure sure thing fine by me the foot doctor is coming for you same as the dollmaker the foot mockers the foot mockers the foot doctors pretty much the same nope nothing there okay cool where do you sign up find out sign up for my feet that was a joke it's one of those joke things that's not that's not it's not how this one didn't it's not gonna happen hackers for hire I don't think hackers for hire worked last time but I'm gonna try all right after this website I'm gonna switch whoa oh god that chair I thought that was a guy holding his arms behind his head for a second there all right what do we got nope nothing guys just a whole lot of nothing walk the cheesie's that doesn't make any sense that doesn't make any sense at all hidden pleasures worked last time I don't know if it's gonna work again but it's only ten-thirty just now I've heard that things only start to get weird after 10:30 so yeah probably should worry about that okay let's go to 46 to 55 really the age range that I'm interested in unlock the door lock my virginity I'm gonna keep that so protected no one's gonna get near all right um I don't think this is gonna get anywhere I just have to like message or something I don't know the milkman oh wow every time every time every time every time see what you got for me please don't be that connect-the-dots [ __ ] and that'd be nice please oh god is to connect the dots [ __ ] okay here we go I got that one that's not right no this one that one this one that that one this one and that one yes I did it I [ __ ] did it brave holy [ __ ] I did it a message to seller submit thank you I did it I never do that one I never got it I just have to click like a [ __ ] huh lock the dots okay okay we got 16 daus coin by the way just for anybody it's curious okay I don't know what that's gonna do I'm gonna hop off this Wi-Fi cuz I need to as soon as this loads the next page because of problem cause problems okay get Nancy oh my bladder is incredibly full that's TMI that you don't need to know but let's hop off disconnect and let's get yeah okay we're gonna move to the okay how do I it makes a fabric he sticky sound whenever I lay that down oh well it doesn't really matter duty scan alright let's go back home refresh hmm look at lactating women I don't want to I just don't want to you know I I just don't want to h4y eat Niner z2 up lit book Z 2 GJ Oh Frick okay there we go um hot burners did it go there I don't think I went there yet I think I did I just did didn't I I can't remember I I hate that it doesn't like gray out the websites that you have been to but they didn't load I just causing more problems for me okay yeah I probably just went there I wish I would open my window because that would help me out because then I'd be able to hear some goddamn [ __ ] alright I love cats meow I remember this website it's not fun it's not a good website it's very not good oh boy I love cats something about cats me human don't wanna pet me my cats me human nope oppan to use this as a convenient excuse I'm gonna use this as an excuse to go to the bathroom are we dead we're fine right okay okay everything's fine right nothing happened while I was away what happened while I was away did anything happen did you guys hear noises you seem to be panicking over something so I'm going to assume that you've heard some noises happening all right that was the most nervous pee of my life all right where am i okay all right we got an open port on this so let's whoo all right 907 channel 3 we're gonna crack this one okay this didn't work let's go oh yes I wash my hands thank you very much huh come on let's go home why are we not going home oh I'm not connected that's right okay password found cool we got this so f LTE our passes Jimmy okay come on let's go jeez let's go okay there was another one there was another server to hack here oh [ __ ] they got it they got my window they opened my window they opened my window they opened it okay that's okay I think it's fine let me go back to we love cats I can't type anymore tn Oh j6w one to a thousand please okay my cats I guess okay it's fine okay nothing here nothing here nothing here nothing you're nothing clickable looks like nothing okay Pat I don't know what that means oh that's the contact I don't want to go there that doesn't help anybody yeah so now I got to be extra careful because the nor could be nearby oh [ __ ] you can I didn't know you could angle Oh No well that's awful I don't like that at all okay but I think it's okay okay that's this cars that's cars it's cars okay I don't think there's anything here lock the door the door is locked it is locked huh - the window wall walled window wall window yeah - the window wall okay everything's fine okay that didn't go anywhere milk supply oh boy oh boy oh boy six four to channel three crack it nope don't like this page nope the milkman a 100% real breast milk great okay awesome great mm-hmm no so good for you yep so good for any more milk pictures great let's let's do that let's definitely do that I probably shouldn't run while I'm in my apartment because that that's yeah it's locked done don't fool me you guys can't fool me I know I know when it's locked Oh found it okay Suddenlink 990 password found Pass is speedy okay so that's both for this let's hop off of this we need to move it to the last place that we need to go which is outside but hopefully there's no one outside okay let's just make a pact not to run while we're in our apartment because that makes noise and I don't want to make noise okay plop it there plop it plop it we're just gonna calmly go from A to B if we calmly go from A to B we can't possibly die make sense okay let's go here nice and quiet it's just a power outage happens all the time happens all the time with no problems no problems at all no problems no problems easy easy there ain't no problems happening here okay no problems no problems easy peasy no problems no whammies no whammies no whammies no whammies no whammies no whammies no whammies all right let's order another VPN I don't want to go outside but I'm gonna have to all right robe l8 hy 86 5 P H X 1000 please I where are we I don't even know the pictures that's right we're gonna have to go down to get it and I don't want to get it but you know this is the way it is okay I don't see anything there's a 2 there but I don't think that counts anything in the source code probably not okay it doesn't look like it okay back home back home okay it's fine lock the door you're right lock the door got to do that that's important that's him nope that was bad okay I am frazzled I'm miss frazil I'm frazzled dazzled okay okay where am I milk's play Mortal masks the [ __ ] up dude selling zone faces don't like that 25 totally fine totally fine totally fine totally fine totally fine perfect I mean not perfect but obviously that's what I wanted seven 507 and five okay 707 to perfect hell yeah baby oh no that's not what I wanted god damn it Oh where'd you go this one okay 504 Channel seven crack crack okay let's look for anybody who snuck into my apartment who did it who did it okay okay my package is waiting for me downstairs oh how do you do it how are you so good at what you do okay nothing their source code nothing order okay Wi-Fi a f-105d pass is Canada got it okay okay home back to home I'm getting nervous I'm getting nervous okay we got that let's let's just go ahead and go get the package because if we don't do it now we're never gonna do it and I'm gonna lose out on money so I got to go get it I might as well cuz yeah okay here we go here we go everything's fine totally fine what we're gonna do is we're gonna go straight into that room no matter what don't care what it is just gonna go for it just gonna go for it and that's all there is to it how does anybody browse this Internet this is my main question if the the Deep Web is like a populated place how does it everybody get away with it you know it doesn't make any sense I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know okay I'm just gonna go for it I'm gonna gun it the room no problems didn't hear anything that time but you know what ain't risking it you close that I'm gonna get by the door okay I think it's fine I think it's fine it's totally fine totally fine got it nailed it okay here we go whoo hey all right totally fine fine and dandy fine and dandy fine and dandy just going back to my apartment just going back to my apartment oh why does my where's my flashlight not working uh game-wise my where's my flashlight not working am i dead my debt I'm a my dad for some reason I might yeah I'm I'm not dad for summary what did I do I would like to know what I did wrong if I'm about to die I would like you to tell me what I did why is my flashlight now working hi you can't lock the door on the way out you can't do it you can't well I am gonna go into the maintenance closet and I'm gonna turn off the power nope hiding here no I got no well think I'm dead yep hollow okay 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 all right perfect excellent very happy about this situation but my flashlight seems to be gone don't know why well okay I don't know how to get new batteries for my flashlight that's what I don't know how to do whoa apparently that's a perfect spot for it generates a lot of money there can I have that okay let me check the bathroom like you guys said how do you I can't I can't go in the bathroom when I have it I don't think I can place it in my apartment okay yeah I don't know I don't know change your flashlight I don't think there's a way I don't think that's something you can do I don't think you could just do that little thing you could do that all right where was it on this wall this far down I guess by halfway nope more more more more more more no oh did it change does it rent no it doesn't randomly you can't write I thought it was it was on the sixth floor I thought oh no that was yellow I thought it was am I on the wrong floor oh come on I thought it was Oh wasn't it here wasn't it here I thought it was here god damn it of course not yeah [ __ ] well all right then you can't lock the door on the way out you can't do it you can't do it you can't do it you can't do it it's impossible you guys are out of your gourds all right let's try floor four nope can't go even go in floor four we got yellows we got yellows we got yellows down here oh there we go green baby all right perfect no I bet we're gonna die somehow some way we're probably gonna die going back up to our own apartment don't know how well it's gonna happen probably cuz I didn't lock my butthole like everyone told me to probably it's gonna sneaky snog sorry I just felt like crying for some reason yeah so I guess I'm just boned without the flashlight I don't know I don't understand how I know I just don't get it I don't get it I don't understand it has anybody ever ran out of flashlights before it's like the very beginning of the game how would I run out of flashlight that quickly you know it doesn't make any sense I I would just be boned right I would just be boned I'm I am just boned I think I think that's how that goes whatever I don't know if there was there anything was there any other one here let's just go home connected yeah that was the only one here all right won't stay on this for a little bit longer I didn't lock I always forget oh I always forget okay yep still no flashlight okay welcome to the myriad if you are with us welcome our objective pain is needed to reach peace not 100% sure that's true mm-hmm okay all right good job very supreme very supreme I'm very impressed by your supreme miss uh numbers station what are the numbers mean you know what I actually add a spry fine number station I didn't forget the door how do you think I just locked it I'll go back but only to prove to you guys that you're wrong and I'm right see it's locked can't open it mm-hmm can't open it nope can't open it see you look crazy flashlight is broken though flashlight is completely bupkis don't know why I've never I haven't heard of anybody running out of flashlights before very bizarre which means that I'm gonna be if the power goes out again I am just boned I will not be able to do anything about it I think this game is just wait let me let me hang on let me try something here I'm gonna go to the main menu I don't know when it's I don't know when the last time it would have saved is it would have saved every 15 minutes so it would've been 11:15 right I'm gonna go back to the menu I'm gonna load back in maybe maybe I've got a flashlight I'm hoping it's just bugged because I don't know why it would be gone otherwise right just hang on it's a bug I know it's it's got to be a bug there's no batteries in this and I've played longer and I've had my flashlight for longer buy batteries from the black market that doesn't make any sense disconnecting a network will prevent from being hacked Platts tracked by the police yes okay where am I it's dark oh I have flashlight though okay wait what was that ah this is before really this is before I turn no the powers not off I was oh this is what the when was when was this well I got my flashlight now so that's all that matters okay uh Wi-Fi is we're outside oh you've got to be oh no wait no that would've been the last place that I would have gotten it from right so I've got everything right probably I don't know I don't know when this is or what this is about either way I got my goddamn flashlight it's 1101 or whatever I got Candida that's all that matters I don't know where I am I don't know what I'm doing I'm gonna connect to a network we're going TP link and let's just do this let's just do this hardcore mode baby all my windows not even open cat damn it's that far back whatever let me see if there's there actually are batteries and I don't think there are yeah there's no there's nothing yeah nothing yeah okay alright let's start from number station I think that was a dead website I don't know man I don't even have my window open that's really bizarre okay oh do I have my second VPN oh no I think I do do I do i I have my am I making money yeah I'm making big money okay I'm making big money I think I'm making big money I don't know am I making big money I think I'm making big money I can making big money is the door locked maybe the door locked it's not locked okay it wasn't locked all right it's fine it's fine fine you guys are panicked over nothing worried about locking up your buttholes I'll worry about locking my door don't worry about it I got it all right here we go let's go to one list I don't know what one list is but I'm running out of websites is the thing I'm running out of websites I don't know I do if I don't have those oh [ __ ] well you had a number before now you don't have a number so that's not good or whatever I don't want to go there I don't like that place oddly enough I don't like that place okay I'm gonna hop on actually I'm gonna hop on d5 907 we're going Brian okay now we're on a new Wi-Fi not too shabby and that's gonna keep us a little protected I guess use less flashlights good idea bad idea I'm sorry it's bad okay all right thank you for that thank you perfect perfect here we go give me the good [ __ ] zero seven give me money give me money give me money give me money all right I'm gonna buy more of those there's easy money even if even if I lose it doesn't lose all that much dass so why not all right let's see nothing jeez nothing ever check the money and get better Wi-Fi yeah it's very smart yes I know I will do that as soon as I'm able to Sky web I just went there the Grandaddy dirty old pervert ah my favorite web site perfect wonderful great but my next my next idea is that I'm gonna get us another one of the no not this I'm your granddaddy mmm-hmm don't like that oh god damn it my VPNs still downstairs you know what I'm gonna don't like this guy oh well my window is open that's wonderful okay well my windows open okay all right entry one I've never been a monogamous man and young girl certainly have no interest in no nope nope nope nope don't like this nope does not nope you know what nope nope nope does it go with a big old nope on this one this is not nope I don't like this website just don't mmm don't like it mmm toss coins go away there's nothing here okay well I'll leave then I hear the hey the road now I think that's what I'm hearing okay gray will you walk in the shade I don't know if I will man I really don't know if I will my VPN is outside but I'll get it eventually who will are the gray we will walk in the shade sure you will okay great great great great great great grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey mattress do you want to walk in the shade yes I do I haven't even gotten a single code yet I've got nothing I don't even know what it wants for me okay are you ready to begin lattice sure whatever men nope hmm I'll turn the volume up for you guys just to let you guys in on a little more of what's happening here well that way you can get jumpscared just as nice as I am okay nope god it's just a bunch of nothing it's it's just a bunch of nothing it's just a non-stop never-ending tower of nothing and I've got nothing to my name and nothing to do I just want enough to get two VPNs in one go someone hacked me please motion sensor yes I know I know I know the VPNs outside I'll get it in a second has nothing nothing nothing no code nothing nothing in the source code nothing return is just a whole lot of nothing my life is gray yep I'm done there's nothing here do I just need to farm up enough money to be able to get the key finder cuz that's the only thing I could possibly imagine I don't even know how anybody would beat this game without it because they'd just be trolling along these I guess eventually if you upgrade your internet these pages would load faster my internet is a pile of dick so why not write there's only like one more website don't enter the hall well too late [ __ ] oh I'm going in your Hall alright why though whole lot of nothing yeah I know oh okay maybe I I don't like tall oh I don't like the hall no but don't like the hall hmm don't like oh don't don't like the hall nope don't like the hall I don't like that hall I'd like the hall don't throw I don't know I don't want to be the hall creepy guy was on a new Wi-Fi when I switched over to a new Wi-Fi and I didn't hear any police was it cuz I went to the hall god damnit don't go to the hall I guess is the answer to that don't go to the hall the long and the short of it is if you go to the hall the hall will bone you so just don't go to the hall don't go to the hall yeah that was that was way too early for police yeah that was way too early because I literally just transferred Wi-Fi to a new one like one of the absolute new ones that I cracked the password to so don't go to the hall it must have also just been like my my computer was making a lot of noise too so that was probably a problem [ __ ] I switched over to the police Wi-Fi Oh is that even a possibility can you really go to a Wi-Fi that's like dedicated to police it's nothing oh that's cool if that is a thing that's that's pretty cool all right you know what I'm going to do is actually I'm going to I'm gonna save my coin this time and I'm gonna go straight for the I'm gonna go straight for the VPN I'm not gonna worry about buying the password cracking because apparently I don't need to do it anymore whatever is the big waste but uh damn I didn't even knew that got so many nuances of this game that's looks like maybe this is a problem maybe this is the thing that you maybe just a whole lot of maybes like everything's up in the air I don't like being punished for things that I don't know the rules to it's fine alright it's fine we're gonna go get the VPN we're gonna place down we're gonna do this right we're gonna get some money we're gonna get our second VPN up and running in record time we're going yeah we're goin again we're going again we're going again there's maybe the last try for today but we're going again that's for damn sure and then after this after this I'm actually gonna be streaming on Twitch after this so if you guys want to see me play some more games and stuff uh but do much more casual stuff than this not have heart attacks constantly alright let's go let's go come on buddy let's go buddy let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go come on fly low into my mouth just drop it on me come on and sputter video gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme let's go yes this is live hello yes it is absolutely live so you can experience the terror just with me you can experience the risk and a horrible arse that awaited me in the darkness bail Marc out of jail would you guys bail me out of jail it really depends on what I go to jail for right if it's something uh I mean what would I be going for jail for that you guys wouldn't pretty much everything that I could possibly do that would land me in jail would look kind of like stop you guys from bailing me out of jail right pretty much no no this is like ten pounds of heroin yeah that's probably bad you shouldn't bail me let's just go ahead don't family out of jail if I'm doing something unless I'm investigating the Deep Web to try to save some poor lady that's uh in a horrible situation then I guess bail me out of jail sure let's go without I went up one two money go to the doll market I don't want to go to the doll market all right well if the doll mark is there I'm gonna go to the doll market but I got to put down the VPN first anyway blaster gimme you give me you know blast of course of course you would yeah you shouldn't you shouldn't absolutely new new and improved spots seems like the fifth floor there must have been on the sixth floor that I just overlooked right maybe I'm just stupid maybe maybe maybe the answer is that I am dumb see fifth floor no longer one so they do randomize the spots of where those are good who'da thunk 'old you would go to jail for not locking the flashlight I don't think that's I don't think that's how any I don't even know of one single flashlight that operates based on a locking mechanism so I think you need to pull your head out of your own ass I'm a locket I am locking the door everybody I'm locking the door unlocking the people I'm locking the lights and yeah that's that's it okay maybe I should just wait and let let the daus coin farm up maybe that's the only way to properly win this right because how else are you gonna make das coin he's gotta wait right it's got a whole lot of waiting all right let's do this again first I'm gonna buy another backdoor hack Oh smack OH backdoor hack all right let's go on let's get EOD and let's see if the dollmaker is there I didn't see the dollmaker before but I may have just been mistaken all right let's go come on come on come on we got places to be flashlight is life they are [ __ ] you over what's my twitch twitch TV slash markiplier it's pretty simple alright doll doll doll where's the doll maker the dollmaker is not here not here which just means that we're gonna have a problem Ave Satan Ave Satan whatever we're gonna change Wi-Fi is very frequently just because I can nope okay that's a dead end easy I'm pissed if you if you couldn't tell I'm pissed cheap surgery clicking back and forth on what forces a hack if Ike Oh can I like back and forth is that faster yeah doesn't seem to be any faster yeah lock the air oh you guys are so silly all the time you guys are just a silly Billy aren't you oh you silly Billy's alright the doll mate don't do dollmaker I can't do doll maker doll maker doesn't even exist I would have to wait till like the next night to be able to do anything like that on crave don't break the 9 well it wasn't planning on it but you know maybe I won't this time oh boy don't like that alright do not break the 9 don't break it don't break the 9 don't 9 break no don't do that nothing but the end alright there's nothing clickable here nothing in the source code I don't think out wait not wait what what are we looking at before I am the Lord oh this is clickable hey cool alright cool cool cool wouldn't have known that alright cool cool cool yeah oh yeah no wait I did find this before all right that didn't help me at all great great wonderful great wonderful I'm so happy I didn't even see there may have been something there and I just nope doubt of it but I don't know all right I oh good old I page yep just that freaking I why is there an eye there there's nothing to the eye the website was named beef all right I'm gonna wait till that goes and then I'm gonna move the Wi-Fi up okay moving lap I'm just gonna operate on the free Wi-Fi for the time being and then hope for the best really really there we go grandma who grandma are you talking about grandma also I hate how it doesn't go to the homepage if it's unable to a tunic developers that's a bug if you connect to a different Wi-Fi and then you hit the home page again it doesn't go it's [ __ ] I'm good to [ __ ] for your [ __ ] all right 57 random mysterious page whose goddamn right it is you're goddamn right also let me go ahead and preemptively click turn off the light in here nope nothing what's his twitch name it's just markiplier it's just markiplier I've had that twitch for six years now less than five and a half years now I don't think anything's gonna kill me this early in the night but you really never know with this game there could be some [ __ ] that decides to slap you in the ass on the way to a randomly innocuous Deep Web web site and also not every Deep Web web site is all about this horrible semen milk trading pedophilia cat [ __ ] like horribleness as far as I know maybe it is who knows get my mom to play this my mom wouldn't even know where to stop my mom would not have the patience for this game I don't even have the patience for this game oh boy foot fetish well like it I like it a lot my favorite food oh boy I don't know why everybody on the Deep Web as a southern accent they're a mockery of a southern accent but they do they do and you can't tell me otherwise there is no doll maker not on this one I don't have it doesn't don't exist alright homemade homemade sweet marmalade and feed combo the best of the best and I'm gonna change it over to TCP oops goddamnit I was right there frickin dick okay why are you looking at the door on the left because somebody could be standing outside that door that's why I'm looking at the door of the left it's easy to get rid of those people but they could be standing out there all right would have got these homemade yep send me pics if you're as horny as I am right now just thinking about it send me a message nope how can you talk dirty about feet anyway I was stepping in some mud today good catching crawdads out on the swamp and I got my footsies real dirty Oh God tell me about your Tootsie's and how dirty they be oh let me tell you those the dirtiest crawdad Tootsie's you ever did find oh my god I am so aroused at this juncture me too all right I don't know where that fantasy went but something tells me we should never revisit it ever again anybody outside my door hearing me talking about this is southern cousins the southern crowd seed cousins Oh pick another fortune all right that helps you know one time I got a fortune while I was out on the Prairie oh my god were you barefoot out on that prayer you know it goes never mind I'm gonna go away from this is the worst thing I've ever said and the entirety of forever I don't know why I keep checking out there I mean unless I hear something I don't think anybody's gonna actually be there hail Satan let's go to hell what are you doing in my swamp shrek I didn't know that I was in your swamp looking for crawdads well now that you're here you could give me a footsie Tootsie massage oh-ho Shrek I've always wanted to give you a foot c2z massage what happened to your accent lost it in the war along with my shoes okay anyway I'm sorry I'm sorry for the way that I am I'm really sorry actually I'm honestly please forgive me please I beg you I beg your forgiveness I beg it let's go to this last one then we're gonna switch wife eyes oh no you know what I'm gonna go ahead and switch Wi-Fi this one's gonna take a bit what though what no I but I was what oh I'm not connected to anything oh of course oops my bad mmm marks king shaming I'm not king shaming but I'm king shaming I'm king shaming you to give me a ditsy rule that's what I call my special move when I take my Tootsie's and put them on your fat rolls wrong with me this is just the crack out the crawdads swamp madness ain't no ain't nobody gonna wanna come near my disease I've kind of lost my mind while playing this game I don't know don't don't don't just don't just everybody stop and run run away from me you know don't turn off your computer just run run as far and as fast as you can there's really no way there's really no way that anybody is safe here southern player I don't want to be known as that nothing wrong with me there's nothing wrong with a little Tutsi footsy love anyway look it's a pickled dirt see I've been dreaming of that day whatever anything here doesn't look like it yep a whole lot of nothing okay one more and then we're gonna trade out I've only got 18.4 daus coin I need more hacks to be able to get more money ain't gonna happen you'll run as far and as fast as you can to show me your tootsies please don't this is an act this is an act please this is a this is a joke this is not real this is a trip don't don't do no please I don't have a foot fetish but southern priors Canon foot fetish to the extreme if there's one thing I like well for surfing barefoot hanging tan on a southern surfboard though if you don't know what a southern surfboard is I'll tell you whoa oh god not this place okay you know what I don't want that the only answer is I'm not there I oh okay all right I sure how are you I'm fine all right let's fail this memory defrag err is it like a combo what you get based on this six three easy easy money I got money baby I got twenty three point two five I'm very close to getting what I need I'm gonna switch this to outside and then we're gonna be good okay all right stop watching TV for this you stop watching TV for this what about the foot fit touch the swamp cousins we don't do nothing else but give each other foot massages what you guys want to know what you guys want to know what hanging ten off a southern surfboard means well let me describe it to you in not untold detail it's a very risky maneuver sorry I'm losing my southern accent it's a very risky maneuver you go out on the swamp and you find yourself a gator and once you get on that Gator you risky your tootsies by dangling it over the mouth hole of that Gator I didn't buy out goddamnit I didn't buy it [Music] [Music] goddamnit what the oh no I was fine sorry I was fine donut god dammit I could have had the money I needed I didn't think I was gonna get hacked twice in a row alright yeah did I lock the air yet you know what Noah didn't and that's my fault I'm at the wrong here alright I'm about to get enough money to be able to get another one so me go to the shadow market I'm gonna get me a VPN point got it okay that's shipping let's go back online go home where are we 10:35 I should probably cycle back to my desk Sooni okay tango down hitman for hire I hope that doesn't trigger the actual hitman to come find me because I don't want that don't want that at all nope can't even go there that's great okay there's shipped yet shipping still it's gonna be a bit that's gonna be a spell all right whatever thanks for visiting just random gibberish I do love me some random gibberish I mean along with my other interests such as Tutsis and southern serve Morden oh no it's this place well this isn't gonna give me anything is it you know I must save this for later I don't know if that's actually gonna help lock the [ __ ] air I can't lock the air I don't have the intellectual capacity to do such a maneuver butcher proper ways of butchering the human body great great great great what about what would happen if I just would have happened if I just get the VPNs and then don't go on the internet for like a long time what if I just hide in my shower and leave the game running for like an hour what happened uh-oh no I'll try it maybe the gray I don't want to whoop there goes my window my window is now open goddamn you goddamn you and your tootsies goddamn you and your sweet succulent Tootsie's my god heard something I don't like it I don't like it mm-hmm I don't like it I'm gonna yeah I don't like it I don't like it where's my Wi-Fi I don't like it I just don't want to be I just don't want to risk it mm-hmm I don't like it oh and let me buy another what the [ __ ] is that sound you guys hearing that wait wait wait wait wait power enough you hear that I don't trust I have not found any I have not found any source codes I'm not gonna touch see little lock that seems impossible I don't think thousand explain anything there but if there was if there was anything there then I can't lock my lungs there's only so many things that I could possibly lock no I refuse to lock my dude sees there's no way that you could make me lock my dad sees that would be the last thing that I would ever do all right either way my VPN is waiting for me downstairs all right my VPN is waiting for me just gonna go get it oops it's locked oops I locked the door let's go get the VPN and that's it we're gonna go get the VPN we're gonna go in the door we're hopefully not gonna get stabbed by the breather and we're gonna be fine can't you see by my reassuring smile is that we're all gonna be fine everything's gonna be hunky-dory gonna be fine you know what they say if it's hunky do your pants no fill with poo okay all right I don't know what the honk was I don't like random honking I played enough horror games to know that random honking is a bad thing I think I think that everything is good zzzz my Tootsie's are busy okay we're gonna book it I can't lock the honking the honking is unlockable I'm not gonna die yeah that's fine I don't think there's anyone there breather no breezy breather no breathing why does it look like it says hunter looks like the name says Cu Pentti on it it says Clint looks a lot like it says [ __ ] and I don't appreciate that name-calling very much soup delivery I hope they don't suit me I don't want any soup it's walk the honk I can't lock the air what how do you mean walk the pooping I'll put some duct tape over my butthole that'll lock that poop tray right you guys here's some very loud thumping that might have been outside my house but it sounded like some light thumping all right great great great wonderful giddy and just to prove a point you can't lock the door when you come back there's no locking you know happen like that all right so now we just got to find a spot for this it sounded like a long intake of breath not just like oh no those me breathing normally like the doza those a breath that was breath that was a strong breath oh boy okay so I already placed one in five but I'm still a little worried about the whole you know breath situation okay I'm [ __ ] I'm very [ __ ] I'm unbelievably [ __ ] I'm so far I'm dead I am dead I am straight-up dead Hey look I got a good VPN position but I'm dead I don't know if this helps at all I don't know but but it might help don't know there was a lot of breath happening there was a lot of breath happening it may be like one of them was in my apartment because I technically only stepped in to grab the VPN and then I went right out but that wouldn't make much sense why there would be in the apartment and didn't kill me I don't know I just know what I heard and I know that this game is an unpredictable douche there we go oh that's not good okay that's home sweet home mm-hmm great great great we're back I guess not safe even remotely in fact less safe than I just was you know I'm not gonna go on this Wi-Fi no maybe I don't remember which Wi-Fi I was on more than the other or whatever okay all right let's I was trying to buy a hack I was trying to buy a hack prevention that's exactly what I was doing I was literally buying a backdoor hack block and I'm gonna need to buy sky break now cuz I'm gonna have to break the things ok the hall don't enter that's where I died before let's go back into the hall huh that's a good idea let's go back into the hall boy yep don't like the hall source code looks like ass yeah I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna stay in the hall nope no that's still going I'm trying to leave and it's still going I don't like that I don't like that Oh nope still going okay you know what I'm just connecting nope nope nope not gonna do that nope nope nope nope nope nope outta there lock down the hall everybody lock down the hall the law the hall needs to be locked real tight okay we're just gonna scan we're not even gonna poop swept we're gonna scan we're just gonna scan we're not actually gonna do anything we're just gonna scan for these things and we're gonna break into them we're not even connected the internet so we don't have to worry about anything probe why wi the 7b8 nope 7l h h1 1000 okay that's gonna do that thing we're just gonna work schedule now I'm gonna go just cuz all right we're fine we're fine we're if we have four dollars and 32 cents we don't have much else to go for it's pretty much all locked up at this point we're only gonna stay on this for a little bit and then we're gonna move over to the other one because I want to keep moving around I know these guys well that's weird okay all right in Lourdes people the saved I don't think they wanted to be saved just a hunch also how many of these religious cults are or competent people that are able to build websites on the Deep Web that's it seems like a an overwhelming amount there's still much to be done okay I don't see anything else here nothing else here that I see nope okay I don't know okay we're gonna I'm just gonna hop off I'm gonna disconnect actually I'm gonna hop to the other one oh here look out the window nothing okay we're gonna six seven one twelve crack crack that we only get one more for we rock and then pretty much that's all we got I've explored every site and I don't know what else to do other than wait and hope for money as it falls into my lap okay we rock we have many names great okay nothing there let me see this nope doesn't look like anything okay I don't exactly know what to do p WF one three eight two four four five Pass is five four three two one got it okay that's in there we've got a whole lot of nobody okay let's just move again just because super paranoid about it let's disconnect and I'm like so paranoid I don't even know why like I just suddenly become ultra paranoid about anything and everything all right let's go for here let's scan seven $7.50 I'll keep you updated on how much money I've got don't worry I'm not gonna move my webcam are you crazy you out of your mind yay one eight okay that's probing all right literally I don't know what other fed fed fed fed fed fed fed is that what it always was I don't like that I don't like that at all I don't like fresh new links Ave Satan okay my window is open no he was open never mind he was always open I don't know I just panicked about that oh my god nothing okay yeah lock the webcam in place you you better believe your ass I'm gonna lock this webcam in place what the [ __ ] was that can you do that seven right okay what else do I even do I don't even know which one of these would would be available now yeah there's got to be one of these that are suddenly available now there was also that other one No come here you Wi-Fi a f-105d pass okay got that I'm gonna disconnect I just don't I don't feel safe at all I mean by all accounts the police should be the easiest to avoid cuz hopefully you hear them on the way and I'm pretty sure I only got caught because that other one that other one flubbed me over he was either the website or the Wi-Fi that I connected to I don't know hide why do I need to hide did you Fed or the cops Fed is just the name of the homepage I'm thinking maybe I'm gonna find another Wi-Fi before I connect to anything else because I don't know if actually there's actually gonna be a benefit to doing anything else anyway alright let's go to probe 1ww QD f w 0 k 1000 please yeah the only thing I can hope for is that if I was online I could be hacked like that's the only thing that I could hope for nothing else I know there's so many noises is constantly noises fat equals police I doubt that very much no that's just the name of the homepage I think the whole point of this game is you have to wait for money like the idea is just not to go as far into the Deep Web as you would hope it's like hope for and just wait in the shower I think it's just this is a shower simulator game you just got to take the world's longest shower while you wait for your money to appear what was that other one thanks for visiting was that the one yeah I think that was the one with all the the numbers and [ __ ] and maybe that'll have something I doubt it but okay we're good that was easier than I thought if I could spam click it's all good it's all gooey come on hurry up resilient I'm 46 you log off wait what the [ __ ] 46 for 40 40 46 for forty gold mine don't let god I have now 59 holy [ __ ] hang on let me I gotta crack this nope that's crackle you're thinking of snap crackle pop I have so much money right now I don't want to lose it okay I have so much money right now I have so much money lock okay life is so much money I have so much to lose okay all right so no no stop that so reoccur pass sunshine let's go to that one for now let's go to freeter password sunshine because I need to go to the market that's the only reason I need the market for one of these and then maybe I should get a motion sensor that's probably a motion sensor put it right outside my door they'd be awfully nice so either way I've got I've got a VPN on the way if I could get two if I could get 2 VPNs that'd be great both two more VPNs that this lot of money it's a lot of money out of money sure no [ __ ] try how do I turn it off I've totally forgotten power off dude [Music] I think it's fine I think it's fine I think everything's okay I don't hear anyone so okay anything god [Music] [Music] no there weren't footsteps there weren't there weren't footsteps no there were not footsteps I didn't hear [ __ ] [ __ ] no I did there was nothing there was nothing I'm listening at a barracks where there was nothing there was nothing alright alright that's gonna be it for today that's gonna be it for today that's gonna be it for today you were you or fooling yourself that's gonna be it for today I probably should have waited like longer just in case it does say with Lucas that was Lucas by the way he's the assassin that uh if you hide for five minutes he'll probably go away but there are times when it says there are times when he said he waited for five minutes and went back and he didn't hear anything and he shot him anyways so it just means he's dead so it means I what I probably didn't get to the bathroom fast enough because I flubbed everything but it's fine alright anyway so I'm gonna get out of here that was a fun time I'm also gonna be streaming over on Twitch right after this probably starting around 2:00 p.m. my time which is in about 40 minutes so if you want to go over there follow me on twitch TV slash markiplier I'm gonna stream and more casual stuff less stressful heart-pounding things and I should be a fun day of the stream and yeah so check me out over there I will see you in just a bit if you're gonna come over thank you everybody so much for watching I'll pick this up back again we'll do another live stream of this again because it's super fun to do and I want to beat it now it's not gonna beat me so thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bye bye bye guys see over there bye
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Channel: Markiplier
Views: 8,314,768
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Keywords: markiplier, welcome to the game, welcome to the game 2, welcome to the game guide, scary games, scariest game, deep web
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Length: 143min 6sec (8586 seconds)
Published: Tue Apr 17 2018
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