Gah!! So good!
(The yaoi hath begun.) (duckwaifu was here.) Now, I've been getting a lot of comments on my latest yaoi videos of people claiming that... I'm secretly *enjoying* the yaoi,
[Oh, we know you are.] and that I'm- I'm- I'm- *really* into it and maybe the company isn't paying me. And that I'm just doing it because I like it. And I want to tell you guys that that is just not the case. I, honestly, wouldn't be reading this yaoi
[Connor, no--] if the company wasn't paying me. Because honestly, it's just really not my thing. I-I-I normally just don't care for this kind of thing. u m . . . Y E A H So that's where I stand on on that. You guys like my new hoodie, by the way?? I-I got it because I thought it would be fun... to wear during this reading. I just realized now you can't see it very much though. Teh-heh! (Asmr-style) You can get the hoodie in the link down below. Yes, this is merch, you can buy it, it's in the description-- Alright, let's get back into that *beautiful slurping* Spicy Yaoi. Alright we need to buy more and thank God, Book Walker They've uploaded more yaoi to the store and there is more coming. They just know what to do! I love it! We need to buy four more again! So let's do that. I like the look of mask. Look at that. Look at that *leg* going on. *beep* *inhale* uuUUUhHH DAMN I'm already way too tired. "The More useless He is, the More I Love Him." That would explain how my mother speaks to me... I'm trying to think which one dropping which one looks like a sexy as *beep* right? Cause I want to steamy one "Daddy's BoyfrIEND?!?!" Mm... "Masaru is a hoodlum with a big heart, but he's not so sharp when it comes to school. Yu, his next-door neighbor, agrees to tutor him. Yu marvels at his pupils foolish antics, but when Masaru falls asleep, Yu can't help but reach out and..." blank? Oh you know, we're buying that that looks hilarious. Ehe... I kind of want to read... "Daddy's Boyfriend." Ahahaha, it sounds really funny. Look at that. Look how beautiful that is! So I get people all the time who say, "Connor, I wish I could help you on Patreon and support you, but I just don't have the money," and that is completely fine. But, you can go to Book Walker and use the coupon code, "CDAWG" and you will be supporting me that way. And you don't have to spend a penny. If you go to Book Walker you get to this screen where the checkout is and you type in the coupon code "CDAWG", You'll be given 600 coins Which you can then use to buy anything with that. aAnd let's say whatever saucy yaoi you buy costs under six hundred coins. That means you didn't spend a single penny to get that yaoi, but I still get the commission from the company I was reading the comments on the last video and people were saying, "Huh. I never realized how weird the tropes are in yaoi." I don't know any of the tropes or anything. So all of this is **** weird to me. I'm kind of thinking of going with don't mess with me. First. I kind of like the look of them. It looks good. Does that make sense? I hope it does. Oh, wow, why's he got like a little tramp stamp going on? *Breathy* Wha... What is that? **** it. Let's go with it, let's go with it. *screechy* "oNE mORe MiNUTe!!!" I'm not even gonna bother with that extremely annoying voice. I pissed myself off with that annoying voice, so I'm not even gonna do it. "S'uuuup yo! I'm Masaru! I'm in the second year of high school." [I'm only going to put "text above" for the ones that are mentioned in the manga. Hope you don't mind.] (Text above) we also BEEP Not yet. (Text above) (Text above) (Text above) What is it my deranged, strange uncle? I'm-I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm-I'm gonna just gonna... (unintelligible) Hm... Oof, that doesn't taste nice. help my ears (Text above) (Text above) What the fuck is going on? Am I retarded? I'd like I cannot understand what is happening right now. As in like who's who's texts are who loses dude? Who's Loses the deuces you're picking a fight with me Punk I'm gonna tell my volume already screaming. I'm getting really hot already. I don't have to take my mic amazing merch off. Oh my arms Hey come here often It's so hard to understand about this problem everything Becomes Is there anglish and math? Why is my voice changing constantly if this character I am I'm just just weird today I'm always weird. Uh, you might go there you hungry Eating makes you sleepy suck on a hard candy or something or suck on something else, you know what I'm saying? We'll get there in like five minutes. I that ASL. Oh man, I won't want to You don't have one. What is this? 2004 bitch get a phone God we gonna send nudes. I'll be back try to solve at least one problem with Johnny can suck two good ones Pony kajaani fit in his mouth if he expands it three times - Yowie problem wait for me my son massa You could easily insert a penis that everyone would think I'm Pulping down penis good - yaoi no one would know better. I don't know why I thought that I Think this yaoi is like degrading my brain Wait, what? He went in for it that wasn't like her oh, wow, he's sleeping he's oh he just went in master Kiss me while I'm sleeping. Daddy. I Have a few questions. Okay. What? Number one why would you suck the man's nipples if he's sleeping number two? how did he not wake up I wake up if there is a 0.2 degree change in temperature and this guy isn't waking up after he's having a hurricane of sucking on his nips golfer no way No way There he's from a milk in second nourishment and the distance between us naturally grew 200 it's like I would almost feel sorry for him if he didn't just suck his nipples in his sleep If he Is going in his pants while he's sleeping But the is a chop-chop sound effect, huh? Wow That feels nice. Oh my god You How are you doing stop it's just sake this always a slim one Why why am I surprised why am I surprised me? How anymore I don't I don't know it always still gets weird and I don't expect it to okay Sorry, sorry Okay. I love you toxic you You got it all wrong massero I was just checking your penis temperature with my mouth while you were sleeping I it's a perfectly normal Procedure between friends Massaro, please. Don't be mad at me. That's what I would therefore if I Decided to fuck I'm gonna stop talking before I go to prison. That's not a red bull That's not a red bull. I feel betrayed. This isn't right. It's not the same I'm crazy about you then. We've been crazy for each other. All it took was me sucking you in the middle of this Oh my god. What? Oh Hi kid I did just turn one page right that was one page just Went from like Family Fortunes levels of talking to doing DDR on each other like what what am I supposed to do? I Must used to dub this shit Let's stop this shit. We're doing Dragonball sound effect again play the fighting music I guess that makes his lovers, you know, he is the worst He does love me Massaro Let's get go if you got do I love him like he loves me, I don't know I can't think all I like, but I'm not that smart you Cut this eyecups is he pissed because I squirted barf all over his face Double combo that was I was a Interesting read I'll say I was um, yeah, we'll just say interesting i'ma say interest so that was don't mess with me. I Certainly will not mess with you, especially while you are sleeping. Alright, let's read daddy's boyfriend. Oh God, I am terrified at why this is going I am Completely terrified. That's really pretty there. I love like the light colors chief chief iorry You look beat you walk out for a breather. And I find you on the roof napping. It's already known. Oh Sorry, hi Hayakawa hot noon Yeah, ahem. You caught me. Please. Don't say it like that. I won't do this every day But at least taste it once no like I said, there's no reason for you to be so kind to me except he won't stop He won't stop. That's why he's soaked. Why's any one time to anyone they want? It's not because we're decent human beings obviously, duh. Don't make such a fuss over my making lunch, but please do make a father My ex-boyfriend loved my cooking did I mention I'm her ex as in I'm single Why are you two divorce will because there wasn't enough fucking going did you just say Ex-boyfriend. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's a boy for I'm too boring for a young guy like you that's such a cliched excuse But at least I know you don't dislike me Hyah cows move, that was actually smooth as oh Yes you Karam Hayakawa that excuse won't make me give up on you Yes, yes, yes, come on Yuta say hi to your dad pity And the pain of not having his own father shines through his laughter you like it Yeah, but it's not so healthy Yeah No, I were that is the most bullshit thing I've read in this man No kid would complain that it's not so healthy to get me a kid who will complain about me. Okay, maybe Japanese kids Actually, I don't I don't know. I know I wouldn't be happy if it wasn't like I Don't name something. That would kill me. That's not a red Dad someone's here, who are you? I'm your dad He's my coworker he's from daddy's office Nice and daddy's office. All right dad. Let's play not now son. I'm trying to get my sucked I can eat a lot of this like I can eat a lot of your dad's son I'm gonna die Yeah And he goes straight in for the kiss. Yeah, he doesn't even hesitate my mind. Hayakawa has the balls and he knows what he wants sorry, I Should have asked you to leave when you came here If that's the case Then don't open your door for me and make sure to push me away when I try to kiss you If you don't like me just say so I'm afraid of you breaking my heart Sorry The kind of guy I am dad. Are you okay son get the fuck out of here? We're trying to have sex with our eyes Okay, did that guy from your office go home? You know, I told him about a letter I got from school our field day He said he'd make lunch. So I told him about it. Hey, Dad Your coworker said he'd come but but I think the lunch I made is pretty good No, it's not don't why dad I actually really love this? This is like genuinely super like nice stories of oh Wow, he said he'd come he promised You time sorry make how I just make things worse Forcing his way into my kid's heart and getting him so excited. He hurt my precious boy and I and I I Was also hoping he'd show up. Sorry. I'm late Here's your lunch Oh I Love you so much. Oh I'm genuinely like is he's like pulling of my heart straight. Oh my god Why am I getting like at like so invested in this? Oh my god, I Actually, like love them. Like that's so sweet. Oh No, I don't sleep. It's really romantic. That's so good. I am his co-worker but starting the day I'm your dad's boy Hayakawa. Oh my god, that's gonna be like drama because obviously he doesn't want his kid knowing he's like peleg a Wow Wow that was like amazing like genuinely amazing Why do they call it daddy's boyfriend it sounds horrible That was amazing. I I Was literally like a million tears at one point. I was so invested. I don't even know why like There's something about that. That was just so so like honest and so like endearing and Like it felt like although it was obviously like absurd and extreme. It felt real. Holy shit I think I like yaoi a lot. That's a 10. That's a 10 baby. Holy shit How am I gonna read any other manga today and feel like even remotely satisfied? I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I enjoyed a book called daddy's boyfriend Oh my Roenick Lee I'm going to hell am I can't wait to greet say I'm going to hell and I hope Satan is ready for me and welcomes me to hell Let's read this one and the next one is called a death wish and an alien if this isn't the most beautiful Cover you have ever seen. You're just straight up line Jump in with I regret being born 24 hours a day 365 days a year. Well if that is enough mood, I don't know what is and I am ready I am signed up Let's go. Oh no. Oh no, Ricky cockney No, it's ugly. Sky should gosh. I Can't believe it like oh no. Oh, no, I forgot. Are you Yuki Yuki nari, huh? You are you cannot I can write I can't do that back. Now. We're not want on keeping that up. We're not gonna doing um, Yes, I'm pushy. Barri who she She Russia Sheba. Why do I get pushy Bari from what the fuck? I'm getting so bad at these names. Oho Au canary kun. Do you like boy do ah This boy has gay vision. Where do I buy them? Oh, Sorry, I just understand people when I touch them. I am an alien No, I'm an alien Easy, well, I'm an eighty mother. You know what I'm saying? I touch that shit with my long hair saying. Mm-hmm I know. Why ativan did you hear? Who she she busts an is gay that someone saw him leaving a hotel with another guy? But isn't it the absolute worse to be in the same laboratory as a homo? He didn't speak much to begin with so isn't it the same? It's an emotional problem like what both? so you like men you can have Droughts Oh She was she she this name is annoying And I'm gonna up multiple time. Let's just get that out of the way Let's just address that right now Fushigi Bichette cushy cushy sheba san Futaba chair In my life. How about some of our I will Maury liquor god damnit. Everything is so hot I read I am not drinking anymore Andrew drank. I feel like my stock is about to rub same room with me What are you thinking? You know, I'm gay, right? You're talking a lot looky Chan Hmm. Is there a problem I happen to like sucking people She constantly teased me. In other words, you won't complain if I just don't put it in you What Dolph? Skin, so smooth like a Ken doll All you've been looking Ken dolls what the I shouldn't be the one to say this But I'm really drunk right now and I'm feeling desperate So at this rate it's happening. Forget it. I need water all Only goes him for that. He goes in for the kiss baby Wow Ahh. Oh Wow, he is fully entered. That is oh Wow. Oh Wow. Wow. Wow, I think he's oh wow That's just all the sex they gone that day dawn diddly dude. Alright, we'll stop that That was I feel like that's gonna be a long-term payoff one. That was Weird, but I feel the potential That has been yaoi We only went to three today, but we got a lot of mileage out the three we did read Do you guys want me to continue reading reallys that we previously read or do you want new fresh? Yeah Let me know down below and let me know which was your favorite from this episode You guys like? If you did enjoy this video and you want another part as soon as possible go to fuck Walker by any manga I don't care what manga is but make sure you use the coupon code c-dawg and use the coins to buy it You don't have to use any money and then you can help support the channel baby, please share these videos These videos are not favored in the YouTube algorithm. It doesn't like the word. Yahooey at all So if you do want this video to do well and you want to encourage me to make more of these you can Share them around tell your friends about this amazing gayness that we will they're creating here. Just just share this shit Okay, and a massive thanks to Ryan for editing these he's doing an amazing job editing them all I can't say Thank you enough and if you want to recommend personally to me Yaois that I should be reading go and follow me on Instagram and Twitter and Message me or tweet at me tell me what I need to read. Anyway, my beautiful weebs I will see you beautiful, beautiful weaboos next time on a yaoi reading Bye
