What if I like do a little James Bond turn around? You're gonna leave this in, I know you fu*king are. What if I just, okay. Ok, my legs can't get out. So maybe I'll just... Ok, I'll do a James Bond turn around now. Give me a second I've been expecting you my weebs. Welcome back to another yaoiiii roasssting video!!! JOHN CENA! [rip headphone users] What is up my beautiful weebs, welcome back to another, another yaoi reading video. I know you guys have been dying for a part three It's all I think about. Part three. And as always, if you do want to read along with me and the beautiful, beautiful Yaoi, you can do that. Just click the link down below and you can go to the boys lip section and you can use coupon cdawg to get ¥600 or about $5(USD) off any manga that you want and we can read together. And if you do use the coupon code cdawg, which costs you nothing You're throwing your boy cdawg little a little commission. [Do it. Just do it.] You know I'm saying so yeah Anyway, this video sponsored by Bookwalker. You fuc*kin, know, it's says it in the damn title! Okay? Let's read some god damn yaoi So we're back once again on Bookwalker, and we have two yaoi left from the other previous patch we bought from the first episode So we need to buy two more then we'll have four yaoi to get through which is too much yaoi. JK there's never too much yaoi, am I right weebs? High-five myself, but *trails off*. Whoa, we have a lot of good ones. Okay, we have new ones. Where's public se--? I'm kidding. *Laughter* Ummmmm, You know, I'm gonna go for an expensive one. See, this one, these look beautiful as shit. Let's get kiss -- okay. Let's get 'Kiss Through the Mask.' Let's add back to the cart. 'Keeping his Whims in Check'? Better keep my whims in check after we're done reading some of this, am I right? Let's buy these bad boy yaois. So we've got 'Keeping His Whims in Check' and 'Kiss Through the Mask.' I'm gonna buy those coupon code Can we use coupon code cdawg? Right, so we have four more Yaois. We have the 'Vampire and the Virgin Rose', We have 'Photogenic Superstar' and then we have the two we just bought which is keeping his 'Whims in Check' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And 'Kiss Through the Mask', which is a Jim Carrey film I believe. *Laughter*. It's not a Jim Carrey film. Okay, let's read... Let's go 'Kiss Through the Mask'. Let's just f*ckin do it. Let's just f*ckin do it! First off, we're gonna start with the meme again. The art style so far, semi chub. *Reading* [Right to left!] Please. F*ck me. *Laughter *laughing* What am I doing? *Reading* That is a mood and a half right there! *Reading* How do you make a fluff fluff? Is he like? *wiggles* Fluffling? *Reading* *Struggles with name pronunciations* [he does get it right eventually] *Reading* *Struggles with names again* F*ck. Like, I swear these names get harder and harder the more yaoi we read. *Fake nervous chuckle* Sorry! Sorry my hand slipped and I CUT YOUR HAIR! WHAT?! Who does that? No one. No one accidentally does that. ♪ CDawg drinking a RedBull ♪ *Reading* This is weird. This is already kind of weird. So what he just cut his hair behind his head? They're probably like school scissors. You know the ones you got when you were like 10? And they were like blunt as hell and you could barely cut the paper with them? Like I just imagine trying to cut someone's hair with that, like "Just hold on for a second. I'm gonna get that lock! *Struggles with names once again* Oh my Go- these names are impossible today! *eventually gets it right* *Reading* What, no, why is he picking him up? What? You can't do this, you can't just pick people up. Bitch you pick me up - Imma slap some hoes. I'm just sayin. Now let's go. To my sex dungeon! *laughter* *Reading* I am gonna get sick of saying this dude's name. I'm just saying. I swear to God if they are, if they start f*cking, and he starts screaming his name out loud - We're just gonna pretend it's another name. Like Tim. This boy is thirsty. This -- he just cut his hair out -- of for no goddamn reason, picks the man up, for all we know; he's just met this guy! What?! I would get a restraining order in 20 minutes flat! Man! For all we know this guy could be killing you in 20 minutes! Man, I just spat everywhere. I'm sorry, I'm so emotional. Wait, wait, wait, hold the phone. Hold the phone What is happening? So he likes him? And so he just decides to cut his hair. If any of you do that to me at the convention, I swear to God. I swear to God. Someone's gonna f*ckin do it to me now. I'm gonna be bald after every convention. ♪ Here comes CDawg drinking a RedBull, everybody's real jealous cause he looks real cool ♪ *Reading* I'm sorry, but this is just a what after what moment. Like cut it to tease you who's like yeah Tease me real good Oh cut my hair off make me a bald midget do it! *Reading* In that case, let me get the lawnmower! Phil Swift here, flex tape! Let me flex tape that hair right off! *Reading* This is Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC *SVU tune* "Morning Fuwano-- fuck my God, these names! My godness. There's no d*cks and a**holes yet though. I imagine that's gonna happen later probably. I don't know. *Reading* [Why] I don't know why I did that. [Me neither] *Reading* It could be sex noises to be honest, but it's actually just someone crashing on a bicycle. You never know with yaoi. *Reading* Look how f*cking beauiful his eyes are! I wanna kiss him now! Look how beautiful those things are! *Reading* All right, we'll call it a day on that one. I'd say that was a pretty spicy one so far. I like it I like it. It's slowly getting into it is definitely no public sex, but I like it. That's good. Next. It looks super soft I like the exterior. So we're gonna go for 'Keeping His Whims in Check'. Which I think you guys should be doing as well! I seen the comments on these videos. Something you're certainly not keeping your whims in check, you know what I'm saying. Let me down this f*ckin RedBull. ♪ CDawg is going to get diarrhea ♪
[Don't drink lots of caffeine at once kids] Right, let's do it. I'm hype! Ohh! Ohh! This one's looking clean! *Reading* *Butchers the name* That's what it says. Do not tell me it doesn't say that, I know it does. Ohhhh! This one gonna be saucy! This is gonna be saucy! *Reading* Yeah I am. *Reading* Didn't know there was a yaoi about me am I right ha ha ha *Reading* Tamaki?! Tamaki?! Tamaki: Sup Bitch! *Reading* It's a dude. He's pissed off He got it wrong. Dab. Welcome to the 21st century bitch. *Reading* Ohhh, I like where this is going. *Reading* Pick up little bitch. Hello you two back again *Reading* That's like me when I'm out alone in a place. I'm like, haha. I'm having so much fun *Laughs through the pain of being alone* Yes, hello fake phone call, it's me Connor. Yes. Oh god. No. *Reading* I just wanna suck his d*ck! *Reading* Oh, oh, he's throwing him on the couch. Okay. Okay. *Reading* Just suck a little d*ck for money *Reading* Like that -- It's like the vine. DiScUStInG! DISCUSTING! *Reading* Oh, Jesus he's f*ckin forcing a h*ndjob. What the f*ck? What?! Grope, grope. Really? Couldn't come up with a sound effect? You just went for "grope"? *Reading* *Sucking sound effect*
[Why] *Laughter* Sorry, that was a sound effect. *Reading* I'm loving this! *Laughter* I'm kidding. *Reading* *Moaning* My bu*thole! This is so funny, oh my god! My Christian eyes were not ready for this *Gasp* *Whisper* What the f*ck? *Moaning* What the hell, he's tight and hot! *Reading* Is baffled by yaoi logic™* What -- what, no, no. No don't let him live here. *Reading* I dunno if that's a good idea. The guy just f*cked him. So, I don't really know -- Like, that was sexual tension, don't get me wrong, but that was like a little It was kind of hot there, I won't lie. He said came buckets of ***, okay! I'm not here to judge *Reading* Oh, God. It was the Nickelodeon slime please don't demonetized me it was Nickelodeon slime, I promise! Yo, okay. Yo, okay. That was..*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* That was good. I liked that. That was a fun dynamic, it didn't rush into it too much, it felt Kind of good. I shouldn't say that combination. No, that was pretty good. I won't lie. I had fun with that one. That was a lot of fun. A lot of gay stuff. I liked that. All right, let's do 'Photogenic Superstar', which was also what my mother has been calling me for years. Aren't I mom? *Reading* What?! *Reading* Where did he stick his hands? Inbetween his -- His crotch area? Is that what he's doing there? I don't -- what is he --where are they? What the f*ck?! Why is he unzipping the man's pants?! What? Just take them off for a sec. Just just take them off for a sec. I just need to have a look! Just gotta see your peepee! Just take em off for a sec! [Let's keep this video monetized] *Reading* *Connor struggles with names* Professor Sorsoga. That seems ok. *Reading* Unique. Ok. Ok. Wait, is he gonna f*ck his student? What the f*ck? *Reading* Yeah, he just sexually harasses everyone. No biggie. What, it's fine, bit-- no biggie! *Connor butchers the name again* Wow, that is hard to say! *Reading* Oh, dude he is way to happy about that. Look at the look on his face. This man is HA PPY *Reading* *Whisper* What are you -- what? *Reading* You don't know anything about me, you dumb slut! I added that part in myself. *Reading* *Reading* You need to put a snapchat filter on it! God! *Reading* Yo, what the --? Yo. What the f*ck is the gaps? The gaps? this guy is just straight-up fondling him in public After like five times of telling him to stop please stop doing this Alright, let's read 'The Vampire and the Virgin Rose'. Okay Whoa, their faces are so creepy. Oh, I don't like that font. Ew, that phone is gross *Reading* *Struggles with names again* That's Chipotle-kun's younger sister. Is that insensitive? That's probably culturally insensitive of me, but f*ck. We're an hour into this! I'm getting tired! *Reading* *Gasp* *Clap* OOOHHH! Boy he just went straight in for it! *Reading* Ohhh, he only notices after he kisses him! *Gasp* Ohhhh *Reading* *Gasp* I can't believe I thought this was boring! Take me now! *Reading* Or take a big d*ck! Am I right?! *Reading* *Butchers the name both times* OHHHHH, Ohhhhh! Boy! *Reading* Ohhh! Yes, yes, yes, yes! That was amazing. I am -- I am sold Okay *clap* That was some spicy yaoi. That was some spicy yaoi. I'm happy. That was a good episode Thank you. My beautiful weebs for joining me once again. I know you guys love these videos. I love making them too, let me know which Yaois were your favorite, and please let me know down below which other Yaois I should buy. I need more recommendations of Yaois to stay on top the yaoi game on my right weebs? I know I'm right. If you did enjoy this video, please do share it it helps out the video so much and leave a like and a comment and all that fun stuff and If you do love the videos that we make here over on the channel, please do check out my patreon, It allows me to keep the videos and do two videos a week Otherwise, I would have no way of doing that many videos because these take to damn long But anyway, thank you so much my beautiful weebs. I will see you beautiful weebs, I've said beautiful weebs a lot. My beautiful YAOI weebs, Next time on part 4. Cause I know you guys want it.
